New best of the worst

Autists can start shitposting.

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Judging by the thumbnail, the mean things we said in the last thread maybe made Mike realize that AIDSmoby and fatfuck were actually fucking worthless. Still not going to watch it, I get another drumpfposting here as it is

Let me tell you about Cuckoldry

I was dating a white woman, I know I know, already fucking it up there. And she was fairly popular on my show. Whatever, so she asks me "hey, can I be on the show… without you?" At first I'm like what it's my show why wouldn't I be on it but she promised it would be fine. So they are watching movies, and I'm in my office writing the script for the next Plinkett review and I hear the movie stop. Interesting. So I head to JUST outside the door and I see Jay running out of the room, crying. Inside, I see the love of my life getting spitroasted by AIDSmoby and that fat guy. Immediately the whole Jay thing makes sense (he has a bit of a hard time around women).

So I watch and jerk off and afterwards she comes out acting like she "saw the movie". I tell her I saw everything and I was honestly turned on by watching my girl get plowed. "It's like my own home porno" I say. She says "really, well I've had an idea for a while, I'm going to bring some guys over and I hope you approve."

So I'm at home waiting and she arrives with a van full of guys. Black guys, all much more fit and masculine than any white man I've ever seen. I'm immediately in love. Those muscles, those skin tones, immediately reminds me of my favorite movie series ever. So I start jerking off and offer to "prep the bull". Being gangbanged by 7 black men as a warmup is honestly what all enlightened men should be striving for. I didn't cum, of course, that wouldn't be happening tonight.

They go in, and tie me down to a chair. They immediately go to work, their enhanced Nubian stamina allowing them to sport full, 12 inch erections for hours. It's amazing, watching them pass my girlfriend around like a basketball. I saw them do every position, in every hole. When they were close to climax, they got out a bowl and all came into it, making sure to keep it just warm enough to support the sperms life. When they all had cum, they mixed it and filled a turkey baster to the brim. Planting it deep inside my girlfriends vagina, they shot the combined ejaculate of 7 muscly Egyptian Pharoahs inside her. I knew it was the time of month when she was most fertile too. I never had to worry about getting her pregnant, my little cock barely got inside, and she never let me fuck her without a condom. Now I knew I was never going to fuck her again and honestly, I'm glad. I'm prepared to use all the money I make to raise as many black children as she can birth because the world can only be made better with more men like them.

Mike too fucked up to coherently read the blurb on the back of the VHS before even a single movie has been watched. Guest visibly uncomfortable.
How long until rlm falls apart, one year, two?

If this was The Worst of the Worst, Space Cop would be featured.

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It already did.

pure kino confirmed

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Dude, just stop. You aren't funny. You're just a cuckold.

This was actually a pretty good episode, Freddie isn't amazing but he's much better than Beardfat and AIDSMoby who suck fun out of the room.

I'm pretty sure Gay Buttman would already be jumping with joy for bbc

The total lack of self awareness from their fans is always astounding.

Hilarious.


I normally don't read youtube comment sections, but boy…

The worst part is that these people now make up the majority of their viewers. Meaning no matter how much of their edge they lose, no matter how far they stray from the format of autistically nitpicking movies apart that got them fame, they'll always have a horde of fanboys who will insist that everything they put out is the greatest thing since the last thing they put out.

Gone are the days of objectivity and technical discussion of movies and the days of them behaving like actual people with a few quirks. They've long since started to become a few exaggerated quirks on camera instead of people.
Rich is no longer the fat fuck with the horrible obnoxious laugh and edgy, sometimes pessimistic outlook. He's now just funny laugh guy who screams AIDS or whatever his designated catchphrase of the year is.
Jay will never be the guy who's into more independent and weird movies, who likes a good spectacle and doesn't really care about amateur mistakes as long as it's entertaining. He's now always going to be effeminate gay man with girl name.
Mike will never go back to being the guy who autistically obsesses over every little technical detail and delivers sarcastic lines with a hint of personality behind them and the semblance of a repressed laugh behind his statements. He's now always and forever funny depressed alcoholic man.

I would ask myself how they went so wrong, but it's very obvious why. All these fanboys of theirs who just obsess over that one quirk that makes them "XD" and who never get tired of repetition, demanding more and more of the same old thing without any real character or personality behind it.

Truly the cancer has won.

No, the problem is getting pozzed to shit in the hopes of landing some (((producers))).

What they are now is sellouts. They took a payoff to be socjus for Star Wars VII and nothing they do will ever work now.

I tried to cuckpost once but it doesn't work. It's always redditors using the same quotes over and over.

Where were you when RLM acknowledged black men as superior?

how is this any different from Holla Forums - templates and virgins?

Browsing Holla Forums requires a complex and cultured taste in arts and kino. RLMplebs are the kind of people that believe the prequels are bad meme. You do the math.

No one watches this shit, stop posting it

I like Freddie.

He's actually trying to be funny, something Josh/Jack/Rich don't seem to be interested in anymore.