Why aren't you married and Christian?

Why aren't you married and Christian?

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Huh.

I think it is morally wrong to have children and I'm an atheist. Also, I don't want to get screwed over by a heartless cunt.

I love getting cum shot in my ass and praising Satan

atheist talking about morals gets it totally backwards, kek.


oh this explains it

I am not sufficiently attractive to find a mate at present. I want to have a family. One son and one daughter, preferably. Home school them in proper culture and manners befitting their race.

Satans where its at these days.

I am christian, and I'm working on it. I've only been christian for a about a month now though. Meeting qt religious girls will take some time.

If you're non-white its morally wrong

DESIRE TO PILLAGE SIDEWAYS GOOK PUSS INTENSIGIES

Dude, same. Getting baptized on Easter. Used to be a man-whore. Now just a man-whore who regrets it and thinks about how I've let Jesus down after intercourse.

Lent has not been going well.

I am both.

Heck, i may even go become a Christian Identity preacher. I am debating it now.

Look at these fucking worthless degenerate animals, same stock as born again whores

FUCK YOU

What have you been doing, mate? Are you a priest? Would you care to show the way?

FUCK YOU, TOO

Nah, wait, Christian Identity is alright I guess


I've ascended. I'm practically Jesus in the flesh. Born again through water and spirit which means drinking your own pee combined with other esoteric practices. You mudbloods will only bring curses upon yourselves by worshiping the crucifix. There is much more to the mysteries that I am able to type on this psychological warfare board. Be well and trust in Self.

than*

The flesh is weak.

Dude, sweet. How much piss do I have to chug before I've ascended?

yeah, i was talking to my friends about starting a church and I talked about all of my ideas and we started looking into it to see if anyone else had read the Bible and interpreted it the same way and almost like the hand of God Himself had touched me. BOOM. Christian Identity was almost word for word what I was thinking. It really made me think, Christian identity was made back in the 1920s and was 100% right on everything.

Married a virgin
Waited for marriage
Also Christian.

Feels good man. Gonna do her later tonight.

I really want to know how much piss I can drink before I've ascended past my need for Christ.

Already christian.

Lot of Christians in this decadent place. Makes you wonder.

We're not perfect, that's why we need Christ.

Though, it could be argued that even coming to this place is a sin in and of itself

Am a Christian just not married yet, I've never been to church but there is a Lutheran one near me where a lot of cute blondes go so I might check it out soon after I get more /fit/

Go there before you get /fit/. Chicks dig progress in guys, and you'll also be progressing your gains as well as your soul in the same time period.

My point exactly. Hard to preach gospel amongst the degenerates on here. You are going to need a lot of Jesus memes.

the fuck are you waiting for procrastinator?

Because I'm unmarried and not christian.

Are you married and a christian, OP/femanon?>>6850101

Because I want a Catholic Whore

I'm not really marriage material yet, I still need to get a job and move out of home.

Going to church will help resolve my anxiety issues, I'll ponder on that.

Because it's lame and gay.

yes just play video games and wathc porn instead, fight the power

I'm a wannabe libertine.

Fuck off

don't want to

Your religion is made of fail and aids, and so is marriage. The moment you put a ring on it she lets loose and piles on weight, because she knows shes got you. No sir, you can keep your fail religion and marriage.