When's a good age to kill yourself, Holla Forums?

When's a good age to kill yourself, Holla Forums?

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obviously OP.

also sage

If you are a female, right about 18.

how old are you?

Just never be born. Simple as tha– no wait.. none of our parents could keep it in their pants.

Positives, most if not, all of us on here will be childless virgins forever. Think of it as a service to all our potential unborn children.

May they never have to deal with the bullshit of this world.

Immediately after you were born.

I want to kill myself, but I don't want to leave my dad here to suffer on this gay Earth.

27, but only if you've actually done anything worth a damn

Don't commit suicide. Just be yourself.

Suffer with him..
Suffer for him..
All we can really do.

31

when you're old enough to stream it

Kek

You'll know when it's time to end your life

1

what if your true self is dead

THIS HAS TURNED INTO A ROLL THREAD.
ROLL TO SEE THE AGE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF AT.

hopefully not until past $CURRENT_YEAR + 9

Rolling..

...

Look at that.. I am 16 years too late!

Well, hop to it, buddy. Lunch with Jesus is getting cold.

roll

Alcohol poisoning

999 get

a rolling thread? don't mind if I do

Fuck me I'm gonna die of natural causes. :(

Can you die from gets?

For you anytime OP, you already died.

Butt Chugging you can die from alcohol poisoning.

18th birthday

There are 2 main ways to kill yourself;
1.) Bullet to the brain
its quick
Its too quick. Also if you don't do it right you could not die at all and just end up a retard

2.) Jumping off of a cliff
You get to feel like you're flying bro
Its just long enough to make you have second thoughts on the way down. If you don't do it right it would be extremely painful

3.) Od'ing on drugs
You get to feel high before you go and it might even be painless unless you go full retard and OD on stimulants
If you don't do it right you could not die at all and just end up a retard instead

4.) Eat, sleep, and breathe until you turn the age of 80-100 years old
Its the most painless way to kill yourself
Its also the slowest way to kill yourself, also if you go full retard you could die before your time is up

That is painful, idiot.

Take him with you, nothing better than a good old murder-suicide, if this earth isn't worth staying on why would you want him to suffer on it for a single day longer? Go out family style.

Buy helium tank, like the shit you buy at Walmart to blow up balloons, jerry rig a plastic hood to go over your head and attack a hose to it and the tank, turn it on and lay back and enjoy. It's a rather peaceful death, no pain, you'll pass out in a few minutes like drifting off to sleep and then quickly die.

Roll

Living after you 30s is obscene.

Let's go

Fuck I'm eight years too late

This

shit don't fucking work any more, retard
Go to >>>/suicide/ for tips

Never, user. Why would you want this to end?

>>>/cuckchan/

"The best time to kill yourself was 20 years ago. The second best time is today."
-Bruce Lee

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First trimester

rollerino

As soon as you can write a coherent suicide note.
Nobody gives a fuck if a 30 year old guy kills themselves, but they'll take note if a kid does the same.

You forgot asphyxiation by inert gas. It's much less painful than dying of old age.

n+1

Why do I have to be too much of a coward faggot to kill myself?

I hate being alive so much, and I just want to die, but I'm too much of a fucking loser to man-up and end my own suffering.

kys

if 24 i will do it

just gonna leave this here

the sooner the better

45

Late November is the best time.