Never Admitted To Celebrity Crushes

Not The Norm To Find Attractive But You Do

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Kristen Wiig

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Can't stop fapping to Peyton List especially those cute as feet

Dat voice

sigh, not proud of this but….

Dude I would bone her

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I'd Lick dem floppy titties

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tfw no handsome real estate investor husband

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pick one

Genevieve Hannelius

that's a face that begs to get bukkake'd

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Fuck me, do I have no taste or are you guys fucking with me? Agreed to at least one of each of these posts.

#4 She has mad Hammer Toe Duke

dude, AJ Styles is my secret celebrity crush too!

I thought I was the only one…

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Can you two take your "HOMO FIGHT" someplace else

Yup.

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Yup, #4 ever since "What's eating Gilbert Grape" I want to deliver her groceries

I have a feeling you admitted this one a fuck of a lot before user

Only twice bro. Maybe another user did.

I would fill up every one of her holes

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That one back to the future reunion she did she looked so hot

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Michelle Trachtenberg

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I kek'd at the FLO the progressive lady. You do realise that that's shopped.>>6846011

I would breed the mother and the daughter.

i like all of those women.
in a sexual way.

half are ugly jewess crones, gross


would

an option:
>>>/kys/

Nice and flat. That's how I like em. Selma Blair always had my dick on hard

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Yes, user
I Know. She does not have that body at all

she is so funny on Instagram

Man, you must really hate your Dad

Who else here though Nurse attached was hot?

I liked when she did a 30 minute stream of herself trying to open a can of pineapple slices

i saw that one ahahaha she really didn´t know how to use the opener kek

give me something interesting , internetsites deepweb , not so deep web , government restricted web (the normal one) I dont care just something that upps my mood and keeps me from posting gore on 9gag

I also found Sylvia from Dog Day Afternoon hot for some reason.

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looks like pic related here

Anybody else want to bang Mrs.Skeletor

That ghoul shouldn't be sitting on a couch like that. It's unnerving

The first picture shows a really juicy boobanimal, i furthermore think that most of the boobanimals that are bearing fleshfruits today have to be put into a bathtub and washed thoroughly, especially their defiled and dirty boobanimal pleasing entrances.

She was a stunner. Would have loved to sodomize her.

Yes, also Nurse Murch from The Right Stuff

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She has the tits of a 16 yo

My cum would look so good splattered on tits

before the boob reduction

Funny how the merchants make it socially acceptable that 17 year old girls are eligable for breast reducuctions because her mommy and her peers would like to take her power away. Congratz.

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Wow, gammy's smokin'

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You can keep 7 of 9, I'd like a ride on the Captain. Seeing her in interviews, she's always looked like a good laugh.

(actually, I'd still like a go on 7… and Kes… and B'Elanna)

She'd be the best hate fuck ever.

Bump

pfft! lurk moar you fuckin casuals

Fuckin bullshit. If you fucked her you'd walk around with that same expression on your face until you died of smugness and then your fucking corpse would keep on grinning from the rigor mortis.

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Nurse Ratched

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more Alice

I don't know why but I wanna fuck the feminism out of this little mormon elf.

I find it unbelievably hot.

Pumkin head

Flo is sexy as hell

Yeah, she's a chub

Kek

Wow, she really, honestly does look like Miss Piggy.

She's Mormon?

Miss Polygamy you mean.

Anyone have sauce on Flo's body?

Is that actually her? I thought it was shooped.

She has a leaked sex tape.

I thought Angela was the cutest Office gurl.

Those snow boots are getting me hard.

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Big floppy swim fins!

Swoon.

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Sauce?

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I feel the same..

So is she full dyke or just for fun?

Dunno. But if she is, it would be even more fun to dickslap that large forehead of hers.

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Depends. If she's the "woman" in the lesbian relationship, there's still hope.

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You don't ask for much do you?

When will this fat Jewess go away already. yuk.

When we have a final solution to the jewish problem

prime linda has always been a favorite

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I wouldn't try and suggest that she's particularly attractive, just that I would hit it. Also nice digits

Your mother sucks cocks in hell

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she was such a cutie in Fargo

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that's my sis.

*heavy breathing*

Fucking A yessss

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My favorite scene in that movie. Owen Wilson confirmed pussy

stupid hot bitch. So stupid, but hot

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Tilda Swinton. I don't know why.

She has a very elfin look. Sharp and fragile features, lightly pointed ears, and very pale skin and hair.

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She managed to portray one of the best looking angels in any movie, ever, in my opinion.
Something that doesn't quite look male nor female but something in the middle, wich makes total sense when picturing an asexual angel.

David Bowie?

He was great in Braveheart

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I only saw it in the last year or so, I instantly realized that she looked and acted a heckuva lot like my old elementary teacher, which made me feel very uncomfortable because she used to touch me back in school.

Since you're all sick fucks who probably get off to the idea of a grown woman seducing a young boy, I'll give you the short of it.

Back then at about 4th or 5th grade I would be very concious about being nude in the shower with the other boys, I would always wear my boxers while no-one else did. Basically everyone thought it was weird and I didn't know why I did it, I got teased by the other boys and I started feeling very ill when we had gym class.

My homeroom teacher, who looked like the actress in the movie, took me aside one day to talk to me about it. I said I didn't know why it made me feel uncomfortable, so she told me "it's only natural for boys my age to feel more concious about our bodies." she would then spend time with me after class to try and "coach" me about the nature of our bodies. My parents thought it was great and would gladly let me spend hours with a grown woman after school.

Our sessions would basically involve us looking at nude bodies of men and women, and she would explain the various parts to me. It would then become us watching videos of nude people (I can't remember if it was porn or not), and she would let me touch her arms and legs to get me comfortable with bodies.

After a week or two it got really weird in hindsight. I knew something was up, but I thought that she did it for my sake. She took me into one of the study rooms like she always did and locked the door. She then took out some pictures of nude boys and girls my age. She asked me some questions about how these pictures made me feel. I was just starting puberty, so all this nudity had really gotten my hormones up. I was confused, as any boy would be. She then rolled down the curtains and asked me to get undressed, it was like a graduation. So I got naked in front of my teacher, and she would tell me to touch myself, get comfortable. I had no idea what I was doing, just that she had the warmest smile, so I ran my hand over my dick and balls and chest. She grabbed my hands and touched me as well, her hands were so warm, and it felt really good. She got on her knees and jerked me off. I was scared as fuck, but interested and excited. At the next session she asked me to get naked again, she then told me that she would get naked too, so as to me feel comfortable around her as well. Her breasts were huge, that's all I remember clearly. She asked me to touch her wherever I wanted. It was strange and exciting at the same time. She was so wet. At that session she gave me a blowjob.

So yeah, I got raped as a kid by my teacher who looked like a dead-ringer for Louise Fletcher.

Oh, and I got over showering with my underwear on.

Thanks a lot Hollywood. Even the fat unfunny jewess manages to look something like a female

That's hot and never happened.

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Nigger what the fuck is this shit. This is the kind of OP you'd expect on some garbage clickbait site.

Kill yourself, OP.

right. she should be sitting on the saltiest part of my body

your brain?

Well, I was thinking about my cock, but you raise an interesting doubt. You can come by anytime and lick both my brain and cock, and enlighten us afterwards on which one you thought was more well-seasoned.

She was one of the sexiest chicks in cinema ever. What's surprising about being attracted to her. unless you were gay til one minute before then saw her and got horny for a female for the first time in your life?

Came to the thread specifically to post this fucking cow. Nice to see someone else has their head on the right place around here/

Btw, her mouth looks fucking delicious, which is a pitty. Because it would make you want to let her calmly put her lips around the cock, instead of facefucking her brutally until she couldn't take it anymore, which of course would be the right thing to do.

Jesus Christ, everyone in that room should fucking kill themselves.

And that's the pic you chose to make your point? She looks fucking haggard in that pic.

Hm, that sounds about right.

But just imagine if she had some hidden camera in that room and someday you're here browsing the chan and suddenly see a bunch of pics of yourself in that situation.

Would that be dramatic enough to make you go back to wearing boxers in the shower?

Kids nowadays have a fucking television for a brain, and no sense of poetry

Wow user, you're really mad for some reason.

That's a really good story. I busted in under a minute and I'd already fapped twice today.

Ah, yes, the "vapid cumdumpster degenerate" look, a well known one for those of us porn veterans. Similar to, but distinct from, the "bimbo mindless sex slave" look, with a greater self-awareness and a deeper, more refined sense of self-loathing.
"This isn't even ironic anymore, just give me your load already."

So you got fucked by a hot woman with huge tits and she helped you get over your problem

Nothing to whine about

Pick an age, doesn't matter, I'd still hit it until one or both of our pelvises were powder.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BEAK
JESUS

Exactly, because there's a difference between recognizing yourself and everything about you as just an empty hole that needs filling and preferably gaping, but still being able to sometimes think about other things and forget this matter for a while.
But sometimes we come across someone so absolutely turned into this dick-begging nothingness that you just know by looking at them that this is all they can think. That every consideration that girl can make about herself, at every minute, as she does any thing at all or sees anything at all, is just one more remainder of her total servitude, she just submitted everything, the last thing, to 'take whatever you may think i can give'.

And that ability has got to be recognized.

At least they can be turned over

fucking autistic faggot.
You probably waifu'd that star wars bat face cunt too.

Yes, Abigail Breslin and Anna Poppelwell.
Hopefully they're not in their prime right now because I think they have some great boner causing potential.

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Yup, Kathryn Hahn would get the D

Fuckyeah.PSD

hey daddy

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#2 Goddam I'm Old.
"All That" was over 23 years ago.

Judging by this thread, I'm beginning to think Amerifats are so indoctrinated by MSM and Hollywood to only fap to shitskins, that getting hard to a white girl it's somehow unconventional to them.

About 60% of the girls in this thread are just white chicks that would be considered the norm just ten years ago.

Selena Gomez is posted unironically as hot, meanwhile hot actresses from the 90s get this thread.

Wake up and smell the cucking,yabunch of niggers!

Just KYS already, go back to half-chan.

Yeah, that's the reason why someone don't want to have to quote more than half of a big thread.

It's ok if you like to fuck niggers and don't mind they've fucked their entire neighborhoods before. Your life, after all…

But pretending that is normal just because it's in the teevee is pretty much retarded, and weak.

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She would have got the D in Scrooged