Beauty and the Beast

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This is a common theme in modern Disney films - a 'goddess' archetype shows up to fix everything after the 'mortal' woman says she cares. Moana had the same thing.

$15 million? What the hell seriously? That's almost Jennifer Lawrence tier, but at least she is more popular than Watson and appeared is known for more movies than just an adaptation of a young adult fiction seeies of books. Watson isn't a draw at all, many people would have seen the movie without her even being involved.

Yep, Tangled and Frozen were the sane too.

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poor writing's deus ex machina

DUDE LMAO
>>>/killyourself/

Tangled was heterosexual and had the last 'gallant' male character whose actions meant something.

Frozen was homosexual and the character of Christophe could be removed from the plot with minimal effect.

The Beast in this film is not a male, or at least, not a human one. He is an Other, and the film is about women uniting with the Other to defeat the true villain, the white male.

The worst offender is still Maleficent, which is just a straight-up lesbian misandry fantasy in which not only are males poorly portrayed, but females who side with them are portrayed as total idiots.

Well this is her vehicle. (((They))) are trying to make her the next Lawrence. They started the same too.

It also demonstrates how a jewess will kidnap an aryan girl and prey upon her insecurities to steal her magic out of pure jealousy.

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She was born with blonde hair and the evil kikess snatched her for it.

More like magic was hiding her kikeness. Look at her parents.

Gothel is more gypsy archetype than kike. She didn't drink Rapunzel's blood after all.

What the hell are you saying?

gee, I don't know goyim

My suspicions are confirmed that the Emma Watson leaks are better than this trainwreck?

both are 4/10

There has always been niggers in France.

t. Ephraim Shekelgoldsilverstein

Moors from North Africa did cross over to the Iberian peninsula and conquer parts of Spain from about the 8th century to the 15th century after which a few of them dispersed into the rest of Europe. But that was after the Medieval period had ended. Anybody who insists there were tons of black people around the majority of the European continent during the Medieval period is a fucking idiot, especially if they insist they came from deepest Africa. The Africans never even built sea worthy boats. Most of them didn't go anywhere until slavery.
>>>/auschwitz/

The audacity of this goy, I hope your daughter will end up in a prostitution sex ring.
Reported for antisemitism.

OY VEY

We are monitoring you with our good friends at the SPLC. There is no such thing as indigenous population in Europe. Nationalism is a disease.
Sheima Israel.

They stole have stole that flower from her healed the queen and then went LOL screw ya'll! and destroyed it so now they can't even give it back if wanted too(they didn't)…

He was King Kike

HAHAHA i know right? How can an adult not be captivated by pro-homosexual propaganda masquerading as a child's fairy tale? What a total loser. You sure told him, fam.

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Be honest, it was you.

HAHAHA, it's almost like we're not talking about the movie itself but about the jewish practices and the industry surrounding them. You're not a total samefagging autistic fucking hothead at all fam, HAHAHA.

Yeah. That's what we're talking about. In Holla Forums.

These are all adults discussing the subtleties of Jewish influence over American media, not adult men who watch cartoons and fairy tales.

It's 3 million upfront, and up to 15 should the movie do well.
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It's doing well so the deal is done.

Are you legit autistic? Not shitposting, just wondering.

How is the weather in Tel Aviv?

Well, my post there is talking about (((messaging))) in the movie.

I suppose you think your quest for kino isn't a manchildish waste of time, or are you on Holla Forums just to see black penises?

jewiness is transmitted through mother side, goyim

>Beauty and the Beast

What? Source?

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What's bothered me most about this that I've heard everywhere from fucking Glenn Beck to Empornium is people trotting out this same retarded defense of gay shit in a children's film:


He's not a beast though, he's a human misshapen into a hideous form by his selfish actions, that's the entire fucking point of the story, she doesn't fuck The Beast, she fucks him in human form after her innocent love turns him back into a human. It's a very pure love story.

thanks fam

That's only for rabbinic judaism or whatever. Many jews are atheist.

That's for all jews. You don't get to not be a kike.

(Hail Satan)
That's how they operate, it's very important. They always make it a tiny, largely irrelevant part of the film so they could say "Why do you even care about the gay thing, lol? It's no big deal at all!" But at they same time they scream about FIRST OPENLY GAY CHARACTER IN A DISNEY FILM on every fucking corner to receive their share of fedora tips.

she's a kike gypsy

Even Douge didn't like it.

I think disney already jumped the shark. This is just the long slow ugly skid into embarrassment. They have the money to keep killing acting careers for a long time

But she didn't have a "acting" career.
As good as any movie she starred in after HP was utter dogshit and a financial failure as in not meeting the expectations.
The whole movie is just another tool to progress (((Disneys))) agenda, and should the critic be too loud against the idiotic parts in it, you can bet your ass that Emma will use it for some new feminists speech at the UN or whereever she'll go next.

They are trying to make her the next Lawrence now that the original has been btfo multiple times.

nah, there are still lows they haven't reached

what will they think of next? i really can't wait for merlin to be a nigger in the sword in the stone whenever that live action remake comes out.

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Idris Elba will be Merlin, of course.

Yep. The inevitable princess rescuing another princess and marrying her.

Arthur is a woman, she changed all medieval with her progressive ideas.

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Well, this time we can't blame the SJW for that.

Two questions:
I can guess the answer for both, but still…

Nobody saw or gave a flying fuck about the French version.
Direct to video sequels to the cartoon are better than this.

shiggy this diggy

go away Douge

Wow, she's pretty. Imagine that, casting a girl who's actually beautiful as "Beauty."

It doesn't sound worth complaining about

It was on purpose, I knew a Jew would try to correct my name, you've outed yourself , you've been outjewed.
>>>/oven/

Lawrence started to get BTFO after her nudes leaked and whaddaya know, it was only recently that Watson's nudes leaked. POTTERY Though Emma's been BTFO for quite a while now.

Plain Jane and Beast

If they named it Butterface and the Beast and they could've had a cross promotion with Land O'Lakes.

5/10 and the Beast

Actually way before that.

user, you need tits and an ass to be a butterface.

what if she stuffs a lot of butter in her face

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t. a faggot who likes guys in drag

nice projection

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Must be a Maisieposter.

For the love of God, more posts like this in Holla Forums.

Yes, please purchase a ticket to see Disney's The Beauty and The Beast right now! And then purchase another one to rewatch it! You know you want it, goyim.

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Maleficent is ironic in that it is good proof that Feminism is defined by its hatred of males, and curiously replaces a movie which represents what they actually claim they want.

The original Sleeping Beauty passes the feminist Bechdel test, as the main protagonists (the three good fairies) and the villain are females who are not defined by their sexuality and are fighting over an innocent girl. Feminists cannot see past the limited role of Aurora, but don't understand that she is merely a child and not the main character. Feminists dislike the three good fairies precisely because they are characters defined by what they profess to want- they are nonsexual women. They reflexively ignore them because they are not beautiful females, and in the remake they become the most sustained target of feminist wrath, reduced to moronic, angry, vicious simpletons who would have killed Aurora and who foolishly want peace with the evil Steffan.

The Bechdel test was always merely a way to indict male-written works and is not of serious value to feminists. The character of Maleficent in the remake is obsessed with the man who raped her (rape is to take, and King Stefan takes her wings), and thus fails the test constantly. Because it is written by a woman, the Bechdel test is not mentioned.

The crow familiar of Maleficent is similar to the new beast in that he is an Other male, not a white male. Much of the film is pornographic death of white males, as soldiers are slaughtered by freakish beings and a Maleficent comically given wings just to make her more of a Mary Sue.

Similar to the vagina monologues where an older woman raping a child is 'good rape,' the 'True Love' of Maleficent is the child of her male crush - taking the 'good' pieces of him and discarding the 'evil' in his gender. The message is made clear that the boy Prince Phillip - a mere male - cannot awaken her with True Love's kiss, as True Love can only be experienced by women.

gib invite plox

Frozen isn't homosexual; it's familial. The moral of the story is to love your sister or your brother before you love an outsider. It's pro-family. Sure you could argue it's anti-male to an extent (though Christophe earns his status as the girls' family). Of course Christophe's role is minimal if the film is about familial love first.

Frozen is actually red-pilled in that regard.

that's some autism

That's despicable. You are not supposed to choose a sibling over a mate. True Love has been diluted away from heterosexuality and the concept of male/female love being special into a kind of bland genderless love which amounts to nothing.

I wanna see the live action Little Mermaid and how they deal with the jailbait mermaid and her getup.

She was woman in this show, because the writers wanted her master to be male and straight. I think they made a great choice. They made a creative choice not a political one unlike the idiots in Hollywood.

Arthur in this show are much more different than all the other versions, yet still maintain the chivalry and regal spirit.I liked it because most other Arthur were never a very-interesting character and adding a woman irrationality and (lack-of) intelligence made the character a little bit more interesting.

I, I don't see the problem…

You don't have the taste then.

wow lol wowwwwwwwwww

the internet was a mistake you fucking idiots

No you don't have taste you fuckin pleb who thinks emma watson isnt god tier because you can sound like a broken record

stop posting here you autistic kike
>>>/reddit/

pro tip 4chan is reddit and so are you immigrants and you hate her ergo ironic

>>>/out/