We touch and measure our dicks

Or maybe I have small feet.

It mean you walk on your hands.

Sauce?

shit there's a hole in my wall now

Fucking loser.

DATA MINING THREAD
they want your penis data so they can use it against you later

not muh dick

that video wasn't necessary, btw

I got exactly 6 inch doing that but it still feels small…

My dicks so big it has snow on the tip in the summer.

You should get that checked out

it's not pointy, it's just so unimaginably dense that it passes through most solid objects with relative ease.

Same here. I'm a half-footer too.
But it isn't bad at all, because if I have sex, then I get to stick it in any orfice I want without hurting her.

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Then how do you know if you won't hurt a orfice by sticking your tiny pecker in there. Chicks were literally made for BBC white boi, start accepting this reality and move on in your life

Men having half-footers is an evolutionary outcome of more asian women attending foreign universities.

I'm black, dude. WTF are you talking about?

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suck all 6 inches, you piece of nigger!!!!!111

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Suck's to be you.

Just tried it and it hit the wall first. I still think im small though at only 5in and 2cm

what is your height?

there is a replica naked hotwheels with a normal dick that looks massive because of his small drame

RIP user
hope you live to see israel burn.

not really much to brag about. unless you are very short so the ratios are right.
9 inches or no real pleasure. I say 9 since 1 inch is usually wasted with body positions.
>tfw you hit the sigmoid colon of a girl and make her scream bloody murder

8" dick here. The ladies love it.

The shorter the dick, the more you get laid.

Women only usually care about how well you pleasure them though, tbh. But a bigger dick does result in the ability to pleasure some girls better.

Post a pic with a timestamp, fuckboi

6'0 12 size shoe reporting in, my dick hit the wall first but i still feel like my dick could be bigger

Just seven more years to wizard status, boys.

tell girls you watch anime and they will hop on your dick

I'm sure some girls/traps might have a fetish for this. Just try using craigslist to find them.

I don't want them to break it from their extreme weight, user. I couldn't bench press a weeb girl's bodyweight.

I said I'm autistic, not fat.

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That's a possibility, but I always get terrified of catching syphilis or herpes when I consider fucking a stranger.

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That dick needs moisturizer

Thats what cutfags get dry dick and lack of please.

circumcision.org/foreskin.htm

Hahha you parents cut your dick for the jew and american fashion.

No european girl with touch your jew dick its missing a part.

>>>/4chan/

this is getting dangerously close to a dickrate thread

I am 5' 5" but have size 18 feet. (Professional clown.)
Dick is legit 9 inches, but feet are 16 inches.
Test fails, OP is a dumbass.

Fuck your test, here is my baby picture.
Check it, bitches.

my nose hit first

jew detected

sus af

I want an American girl, european girls stink and don't wear deodorant .

You okay buddy?

So wait, do we measure from the top of the ballsack and the bottom of the penis for actual length or from the top part of the penis where it's connected you?

I always thought you only measure what actually goes inside a girl.

well im big for my size and 5.75 inches
im also 6 foot