Hiw to get out the friendzone?

So how do I man up?I believe my friend is trying fuck my long time crush and my crush is bisexual and us trying fuck girls?

Don't do it, all bisexual girls are damaged goods

You kill must long time friend crush with knife long time.

You might as well ask how to escape from a black hole.

Do you blatantly ignore stop signs as well?

huh?

You don't.

Kids these days.

A crush is just a crush.

Move on and fuck your brother in the butt until it hurts instead.

Gay = Freedom

you can't

Oh noes its the halfchan poor little white guy invasion

it's as simple as going for a different girl

>>>/suicide/ gets you out of everything

Ignore her.

God, fags like you never learn. Whatever. I'll bite.
There is only 1 way out of the friendzone, user, and pussies like you are never man enough to follow through, even though it's super simple.
Stop. Being. Her. Friend.
Whoa. Is your mind blown, op? I bet not, because your brain is probably mush from browsing le reddit too much before you decided to shit up this board with your pathetic post after they pushed a fag like you out.
Anyway, if you wanna prove me wrong, you gotta cut her off, and make it clear you only want one thing, and it's not to watch a friend of yours fuck the girl you like.
Peace, homo.

/thread

invite her to go camping then kill her in the middle of nowhere and ditch the body on some country dirt road

Enough of this r9k double think shit. Doesn't belong on Holla Forums

It doesn't really exist. Its what creepy guys call it when they get rejected after they pretend to be nice but are actually plotting, sniveling liars.

tits or GTFO

do yourself a favor and drop that degenerate slut right now.
even if you mange to date her, she'll poor little white guy you

Ask her which one of her friends are sexually available and ask her to get you laid.

kek

I know her.