Tell me your secrets Holla Forums…

Also I've been using a VPN ITT

nice trips faggot.

also, do you pay them money to shut them up?

where do you live? compton?

my owner puts peanut butter on my butthole and then makes his little sister lick it off.

Thank you nigger
I pay them with booze and drugs.
I live in a shitty getto neighborhood in Chicago..Full of poor desperate fucks

yeah, that will usually do it.

i got a thing for teens but i would never take advantage of someone's desperation for a quick nut.

not judging you, just how i am built.

whats the youngest you have butt-fucked?

I browsed librechan bare ip before

Has anyone ever knocked on your door at night?

How would it be bad to go on any site bare IP? if a sites so bad they would do something to you for visiting it why not just close the site.

i lost my virginity to my father.

I guess I just lazy, they are just too easy
Do you prefer boys or girls?

Youngest was probably 12. Only thing is their parents never taught them proper hygiene so their asses usually dirty. Always have to clean them first..It's so frustrating

i'm black, bissexual, never kissed in the hole life, i blew with a bitch…
There is too much to tell.

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pics and timestamp, I refuse to believe there are any black anons

No, still waiting. Always prepared to an hero.

If someone looks through your history and sees pedoshit, that can't be a good thing.
It did close. You should have seen it right before it was about to though

I'm just passing through the 8ch, i don't lurk here too much.

I do not believe this.

I am summoning a little nigger boy with a dirty ass right now. I will feed him crack then wash his stinky shithole. Prior to ram rodding him I will get a pic for you

DATA
GATHERING
THREAD

I have 25gb of mlp porn on my hdd

reported

I enjoy spanking naughty girls.

i like poo

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I post threads on Holla Forums for local LEA to datamine for offenders.

I am secretly into gauze.

I lie on image boards sometimes

My friends dad raped me when i was 8. When i tried to tell my parents I ended up getting grounded because i explained what happened wrong.

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True story

did you at least enjoy it?

cum?

no it was pretty painful.

too bad faggot.

suck it up.

funny thats what my dad said

FTFY.

no its what my dad said

still being literal here

that's what he said when he grounded me

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The joke.

Your head.

see>>6835441

You should have received more than a grounding.

So when are we posting CP?

I'm so bored with my life that I go out and vandalize public property at night. Thinking about becoming a peeping tom next. Maybe start stealing things from assholes who deserve to be stolen from.

I'm a grown man.

I was the biggest boyslut growing up. Lost my virginity at 8 and ended up having sex all the time from there.

wait a second, I know that board

Where do all these faggots come from

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I was molested when I was 11 and kept going back because it felt good and he was nice

I've been sceptical about the whole holohoax thing since I was a kid

Nice quote.
Why did you post a picture of Voltaire instead of Descartes with it?
Oh wait, I know! You just copied a meme off the internet and spread it, pretending you had something important to say. Common mistake for fools to make.
Most scholars agree that Descartes didn't say that either. You may want to look that up b4 pissing into an ocean of piss again.

I think that's hot.

Nah

♫ O, Reddit, O, Reddit, what doest thou here??!!!!! ♫

Sargon, that you?

stories?

I WANT TO CATCH A LEPRECHAUN AND BRUTALLY RAPE HIM!

Reported for being halfchan garbage.

Any other pics?

sure… hold on faggot.

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I am user's leprechaun sister

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psychopath

You say that likes it's a bad thing, but it really makes life quite interesting. Also, I don't really have an urge to hurt animals so I cant be all bad.

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!

More please, I'm begging you

HOLY SHIT

ARE YOU ME???

Specially that last part… that's exactly what happened.

stopped ready >>>Holla Forums

That's silly user, I'm Asian and I can't see peoples thoughts. All Asian men seem emotionless because after the age of 14 we lose the ability to feel anything but disappointment. We tend not to associate with others due to an intensely homogenous culture based mostly around this depression as well as honor based suicide. White people tend to act in a predictable fashion, one which inevitably forms a cycle of disappointment, so it's pretty easy to calculate their future actions and advisable to avoid them. So don't worry about it, you should head to bed or you'll be tired tomorrow. If you don't get enough sleep how can you expect to reach your full potential?

I don't believe so, I may be a bit fucked in the head but I'm not schizophrenic. I'm glad I'm not the only one doing God's work though, people need a little excitement in their lives. However, if your romantic situation is anything like mine, it's best to leave it alone. I may be an asshole, but at least I know she deserves something better than an endless cycle of fake feelings and emotional neglect.

Shit, this was meant for this

Goddamn it, this goes to

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HOLY SHIT!! YOU ARE ME!!!

I came to the same conclusion as you, I even decided to take the blame. She spend 2 years suffering thinking it was me directly behind it. Now, it's only fair if I go the next 2 years through some sort of pain. BTW, I'm NOT saying "hurr suffering for muh lady [fedora tipping]", I simply want her to be happy, knowing too much might make her regret some of the choices she made.

Like you said before, I don't think (well, I know) it wasn't love what I felt for her, but I had a huge crush on her. She's so mature and too good (behavior wise)… I'm thinking of going to a poor country and find a woman (loli?) to fall in love with. If she falls in love with me, I would make her happy in the way I was suppose to, without any of the suffering I did to her.

I want to live in USA.

I live there already, but I might be leaving it soon to get a 3D waifu… that or adopt X\\3

I have a pee fetish

I think if we were to meet it would end terribly for us or society.
I'm typically apathetic concerning others' feelings, as their ulterior motives are thinly veiled and boring, yet she felt genuine. I wouldn't necessarily say I've punished myself for my actions, but I do regret the impact I had on her life and have made sure nothing I do could further harm her. However, I have no intention of leaving the country unless there's a decent war (WWIII or the like), and on the rare chance I meet another like her, that girl will only know lies and contentment.

I know that feeling… yet I took her for granted all this time (both before and during our time apart).

I don't actively hurt myself but I do feel a lot of regret, she's the only person I regret bullying. I should have intervened before it got out of hand or worked hard afterwards.

Whenever I go through my FB messages, I have to scroll quickly so I don't see the letters of her name or avatar. I feel sick when I do, so now I look away or close my eyes.

It was nice talking to you. This country is great, but a man who doesn't travel gets rusty.

I think Jews are ok.

An old letter from her is the only sentimental item I've saved, but oh well, we live, we learn, and then we die. It was nice talking to you as well, have a nice night.

I used to shitpost on Holla Forums with /int*/ memes.

why
why is this so good?

because you enjoy degrading women?

dumping what i have

There are black and mexican people there though. It's safer in the comfort of your room.

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I'm so much of a pussy that I recently read a romantic smut comic that brought up feelings I've been trying to put off for a couple of years concerning my last breakup and I want to fucking off myself. Currently waiting for the weekend to drink myself into a stupor.

So, nothing really that secret worthy other than the fact that I've posted a fair amount of lewd nudes on /cuteboys/

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Nah I just like being cute and femmy. Doesn't mean I'm gay, just means it's hard to find girls who're into that

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Sometimes I deeply want to be a young girl and bei abused by men.

Im getting old and having to come to term with the fact that I think I want a family.

neckbeard drinky tiem

Nothing wrong with wanting a family. Totally normal. If you're white you should find a nice white girl and have lots of babies!

no I"m not sorry.
And no offense, but your white women are shit tier wife material. Seriously only one step up above blacks, but thats not saying much.

OMG this thread delivers! More?

You should probably become a neckbeard permavirgin. Good luck!

Why do I find this whore so attractive?!?! I'd fuck and suck this pig twice

luv them titties. Fucking machine

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let's be friends you sound fun

I want to kill myself more than anything in the world but it's all too expensive. Knowing I am such a failure at life that I can't even kill myself has driven my depression into depths I never thought possible.

people have been becoming an hero for free for centuries. That said, get some help user.

I fucked my sister. I've made a few threads about it here, asking for help.
There's some sexual tension, but I don't really want to do it again. I'm weak willed, though, so I don't know how much flirt I can take anymore.

does she want to do it again?

How old is she?

How'd that make you feel, user, then and now?

I think so, she can't be THAT flirty without wanting to fuck again, but I swear I don't understand her.

14

LOL 14
how old are you user?
Her hormones are raging, she definitely wants the d again

You leave at home with your parents? Are they around a lot? She is acting strange because of her age and maturity. She doesn't know what she wants.

It seems strange to have sex with one's sister. Did you two grow up together and everything?

I'm 21. Well, if you're right, cool. I just feel guilty after fucking her.

Bulls eye, we did not grew up together an she is only my half sister, which makes it not as weird but definitively weird, specially since we both look a lot like each other that's really hot, is like fucking a female clone of myself
I kind of agree with you, she doesn't know what she wants, which is why U feel guilty. What I mean with that is that she definitively wants to fuck, she just happens to fuck with me.

Im a spic

how many times have you fucked? That's a lot of cum-stained panties.

I have a memory of a man jumping on my bed and pushing my face down on the pillow and then passing out, I think it might have been just a dream or I might have been raped

I lost count. We started doing it like 2 years ago. We aren't together all year, but when we are we fuck a lot.

so you started when she was twelve? Why do you feel guilty now since you've been doing it so long?

I felt guilty from the beginning. I actually tried to shake her off the whole time, but she always comes back to me. As I said, I'm really weak willed, specially if it comes to her, her body and pussy are the most amazing thing I've ever had.

Actually, this is exactly what I like it. Look at her, she looks like she is really not into it. It looks like she do it because it's part of her job. Probably because she have to send money to little Manuel back in Mexico. She is just a submissive slave that you have around your house 24/7
The bitch is really ugly, but what is hot is the fact that you humiliate her.

She has no boyfriend?

No. She usually just comes after me.

Surely there must be more to this story of humiliation. Any link to an archived thread or something?

Listen to secrets, but never repeat them.

Rule of acquisition number 135.

it has to be in the 4chan archives but I can't remember the thread title to help you search. An user from 4chanused to post these. The mexican was his nanny.

you came in her ever? who initiated it first?

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its much worse. Venezuela.

i did. because i am a sick pedophile who posts fake stories on the internet for the lulz.

more?

not same maid but same spirit of abuse of someones situation.

Hi CIA

my secret is
I am Anonymous

No, I always use condom, but she likes when I cum on her. And I initiated it first. She was a lot more friendly than usual, and I just ended up sucking her nipple one of those "playful" days.

Well, that's really fucking funny and hot, because I'm also from there so I understand her desperation

Post more, fag.

MY SECRET: I used to fuck my sister. She was 9 yrs younger then me. We quit when she was 21. I fucked her from when she was 10 years old.

Later I fucked her daughter from age 10 to 13. Shit was cash!!!

Pic or it didn't happen also greentext stroy.

Cool bullshit story bro

I've raped over 20 women in evaluators by disguising my self as a maintenance worker and locking the doors.

I don't but I find Jewish girls attractive

and were they worth it?

More.

I used to be a moderate in college, just to not get socially ostracized

I spent a lot of time today imagining Yotsuba squatting down in the middle of a park and doing a big poop in her diaper, then carrying on playing like nothing had happened.

I am a M.A.P

You're a wonderful person and you deserve better than this society can provide. I hope you find happiness, user.

thank you, user