Earth, population: (you)

There was a thread like this a while back, but here we go:

You are the last person on earth. Every other human vanished suddenly, and instantly while you were asleep.

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Probably about 30 minutes
Watch porn
Stay at home
Frozen food, then farming
Watch porn
Don't think it would be a problem.

Make a tulpa, and watch porn

5-10 minutes.
Take off all my clothes, find some PCs and take them apart and Frankenstein them and find a generator. Use this to document all knowledge I come across. I would also raze every bank and government building in sight.

I'd go to Victoria's Secret and fap. Maybe take a boat with some supplies and head to America to find some rare vinyls of old punk bands.

Eat whatever is in the shops near me, as the supplies run out I'll just move about, I'd be nomadic.

Write an AI to keep me company and help sustain me. I'd probably also draw and write so I don't forget what people are.

Until I died of natural causes, I'm pretty good at ignoring my emotions and other stupid things my brain does.

A few hours. I'd probably realize 8ch wasn't loading, plat vidya, check back a few times, eventually get bored and go outside. Seeing how deserted town would be, it'd spiral from there.
Panic, try to contact family, drive around for a bit, check websites for news on what might have happened. Eventually I'd have to sit down with myself and lay out a plan.
I'd stay in my apartment for a while until utilities stopped functioning. Then I'd set up shop in one of the old Victorians in town or maybe venture south to where I won't have to be afraid of dying from cold in the winter.
Raid houses, form a barricaded settlement.
I guess what I already do now: read, hike, masturbate.
There's sure to be no shortage of doggies trapped in homes.
I'm not a woman, so it shouldn't be that difficult.

data miners are getting smarter

Considering I just woke up it would at least be a few hours, assuming the tubes still worked.

Spend the first several days setting all of the dogs loose that I could find. The ones that followed me would form my pack.

Wherever I wanted.

Roaming and scavenging food from random stores.

Surviving would be my main activity, hunting and fishing, probably farming some as well.

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I have no idea honestly, the longest I have been without human contact of any time (including online) is about a week. Apparently people go bonkers without social contact, so I would probably have to revert to the level of an animal to maintain any semblance at sanity (but if man becomes like an animal can he be considered to be sane?)

To be honest I have always fantasized about this kind of scenario, but I don't know how much my imagination would line up with reality. Medical situations would be a major source of conflict, even something like a rotten tooth (normally treated by a root canal) would require pulling your own tooth, which, while many have done this in the past, would still be a terrible thing to go through.

I would probably want to keep a stash of suicide pills handy in case something terminal and painful would crop up, in order to avoid a lengthy and painful death.

About 11 hours. I work tomorrow morning at 7am, and i leave at 625 so i can be there on time at 645 10 minutes early is still 5 minutes late

I would go looking through my place of employment for signs of what happened.

I would go to work, then upon realizing no one is home i would go to the gun store

For survival i would go to the super market and get all the plantable vegetals and plant them, all the meat and cook it & smoke it to make jerkey, get the crackers and water and canned stuff and set up a huge super awesome fort with all the cool guns is it sad there are no guns at any gunstores near me that are cooler than my own guns, other than the real transferrable MG-42 one of them has? oh i can also hunt, thatd probably be pretty easy because there are so many deer here. And if everyone dropped dead raer than died, i could freeze their bodies and cannibalize them, i really dont care.

For fun i would try to keep the electricity on, i would shoot, i would fish, i would set up manequins and pretend im a sniper invading Pripyat like im a call of duty, i would build a giant byzantine cross and i mean huge, maybe head west and find a field and burn it into the ground huge. I would keep doggo around for company, thats pretty decent. I have porn saved onto some mobile devices, which i have solar power chargers for, so theres my pleasure. or i could fuck goats like the arab fuck i am. if the internet still works i can watch some ForgottenWeapons videos for pleasure too.

I could stay sane for probably 4 years, 8 at most. Then id start losing it. especially if doggo dies

Setting random dogs loose seems like it'd be a one way street to embarassing mankind by causing extinction by retardation

I'd probably realise my flatmates weren't around within the hour, then i'd panic. After that I'd probably just get pissed and blast music until the electricity runs out then I'd kill self because why not

Kill myself because humanity shouldn't be here to begin with. I'm not even trying to be edgy, just looking at you evil bastards, the destructive left, the dictatorial right, and tons of immoral evil bastards out there should be enough proof for you.

If all people vanished you'd likely die pretty soon what with all of the nuclear meltdowns and crashed vehicles into multiple buildings.

so probably have to move to Wyoming?

Surely, we're not all bad.

But yeah, I'd go to Vermont and get me some Heady Topper before it gets warm. And then take it all with me and go to Vegas because the electricity will run longest over there before the Zebra Mussels take over Hoover Dam. Actually, I'd pour a lot of bleach and corrosive chemicals upstream in the colorado river to kill all of the Zebra Mussels. All of my clean drinking water will be perrier.

The World Without Us explores some pretty interesting concepts related to humans vanishing off the face of the earth.

There was a History series called Life after People that was kind of like that, pretty cool too.

Why live?

I'd probably go through houses looking for porn magazines and money

I think i'd burn the money though

20 miinutes. Before I have had my coffee I am not good for shit.
Shrug. Have breakfast.
Shopping for supplies, duh!
See last answer.
Blow things up.
Burn whole cities to the ground.
Adopt a dog or two.
Who says I am sane now? More importantly, who would there be to have a problem with my sanity no matter how bad it got? That is a really stupid question, OP.

Truly a badass

That is a really interesting point. Sanity is a purely relative concept. Mental illness is real, but sanity is a value judgment which is wholly dependent upon a sane viewpoint. If you were the last person on Earth even if you were shitbird psychotic it wouldn't matter at all.

Wild!

Humans are very social creatures. They nees to be able to communicate properly with one of their own. Even people that claim to hate everybody would begin to go insane without another human to talk to. Conversations with yourself, imagining your dog can speak, etc. may occur after a while. You would either kill yourself or completely lose your mind over time, and that would begin to affect your ability to function properly.

Assuming electricity still works then it would probably a few hours of me shitposting by myself before I realize every other fag who uses this site suddenly isn't there anymore.
Celebrate for a little while and then panic over how I would survive.
Liquor store, then grocery store.
Immediately start reading up on hunting and farming so I don't die as soon as the grocery stores run out of stuff for me to eat.
Masturbate. Masturbate. Don't need company, I haven't actually talked to anybody outside of imageboards in a couple of years, and even then I only do this out of habit.
I'm not even entirely sure I'm sane right now, but probably not long.

Starsha of Iscandar did it and so can you

A person facing this situation has basically two long-term options. One is a nomadic existence, raiding stores for supplies as you go along.

The other is to settle down somewhere, like taking over a farm in the country. It would be work, but you could have fresh vegetables and meat if you were willing to put in the time. As a bonus, you would stockpile wood and stay warm in the winter, basically living the same existence as people did 100 years ago, but with modern equipment and knowledge.

Something else you could do is find a diesel truck and convert it to biodiesel so you would always be able to drive around to the nearest town for supplies and things, maybe even convert a small tractor to make the farming a lot easier.

It would be hard for a city person like most all of us to figure this out (especially by yourself, with nobody to help), but I think it would be do-able in the long term. For the short term, we would have to stockpile a lot of canned goods to survive until the farming started working out.

Whatever you decide to do you better hope to christ that you NEVER get hurt or trapped.

Being able to fly an airplane would be a distinct advantage, but it really isn't something you want to learn on your own. Crossing the ocean by boat can be easy, but it can also be very dangerous. I would tend to think that unless there was a damn good reason for the risk, you would want to stay on the continent you are already on. Which sucks if you've always wanted to visit someplace across the ocean.

[citation needed]

How are you going to handle deicing, maintenence, and calibration without multiple men?

I would go do crazy shit - like go into my ex girlfriends house and smell her panties. I'd steal shit and drive around a motorcycle. I wouldn't make any plans for surviving, just have as much shallow fun as I can. I'd probably scream and cry a lot. I'd take my instrument and go play on top of a building. Then eventually take my own life.

Probably a day
Build a massive fort to live in
within walking distance of a city somewhere not rainy
Farming, raiding the city, it would be pretty easy
this build a huge stable and farm, companionship and fug all in one and no one around to judge you. Also raid museums for cool artifacts and weapons and pimp my castle out.
till I die

Get a generator, or some kind of solar power going
and play the vidya you saved on your hard drive

raid a comic book store and read the comics

find the phones of the women and see if you can unlock them and find nudes

or you could appreciate that we currently do have the internet, and download everything you can in preparation for if we ever don't have internet.
>>>/eternalarchive/

'DID YOU GUYS KNOW I HAVE A GF?!'

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'DID YOU GUYS KNOW I HAD A GF?!'

thats better thanks

On average, about 30 minutes.

The first thing would be to pray. Probably freak out and cry very early on. Eventually, Eagle Scout, dooms-day prepper mode would kick in–I'd get a survival plan going.

First, I'd go to my Church and relocate the tabernacle to keep the Blessed Sacrament near me at all times. I'd go to the local bookstore for homesteading manuals, and then on a massive loot for things I'll need. Try to find fertile land next to a freshwater source with clement weather and a lot of game. Oh, and get as far away from all nuclear plants as possible.

I'm an Eagle Scout. I'd farm, hunt, fish, and generally go the way of the Amish.

Appreciate world without urbanites ruining it. Instead of settling down, I might become a nomad for decades until I could no longer deal with it. I'd visit cities and see what they had to offer. See if I could read classified government files and figure out what was really going on. For company, I'd have a dog and a horse, at least, and the Eucharist at all times.

Not long. I'd go insane immediately. I'd like to think that I could maintain my faith, but I'd probably fall into severe degeneracy right off the bat. Print off and laminate as much porn as possible before computers and electricity go down, raid all panty drawers, turn into a horsefucker like . I'd have a lot of trouble reconciling what happened and seek escape through sexual euphoria.

kek, it's always amusing seeing someone try to humblebrag when they don't have anything to be proud of in the first place

so what youre trying to say is you are the 5% of the population who has never had a relationship before and it has made you bitter and jealous?

Jokes aside, you might be Chad but at least you have good ideas. I'm a footfag so first thing I'd do is go over to all the girls' houses I know and smell their shoes. Shit would be so cash.

5% is quite a low number friend. Only 40% of males in human history ever got to reproduce.

Not him but I get laid all the time, and just like you wouldn't give a shit about anyone's child that they keep bragging about no one gives a shit about any girls you dated when it's not fucking relevant.

i dont think im a chad…. once while we were dating i made her cum and when she left the room i smelled her panties. They were sweaty from being worn all day and reeked. She was 15 or 16 then.


I said 5% because I have no evidence and it sounded better.

I'm on no-fap, pls stop user

The biggest problem with a plane is finding fuel. Fuel goes bad at some point, so you would basically only have a year at most to do your flying.

So….that means in The Last of Us and Left 4 Dead and The Walking Dead there's no feasible way to use planes?

I am too - thinking about her always makes me want to fap

Not unless you have a working refinery, no.

Throwing dead bodies off tall buildings would be fun for a day or so.

what i thought everyone was just gone?

if there are dead bodys im fucking a couple

How long would it be until you seriously consider fucking an animal.

.5 miliseconds

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I think at first I'd develop a plan on how to continue living, including gathering and preserving medicines/medical equipment and then trying to read up how to use them. But eventually I'd see very little point and would just roam around scavenging on autopilot, barely thinking about anything but survival.

Also there would be a shitload of wild dogpacks roaming around being cunts, I guess befriending some and becoming the alpha of the pack could be beneficial if you are capable of providing for them too.

what about shit that needs to be maintained or it kills everything like nuclear power plants

In whatever neighborhood I choose to reside in (before moving on after consuming everything), there will be a designated shitting street, keeping that meme alive will be one of the few joys and connections to my previous life.

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id be concerned about fires, soon-to-be-feral dog packs, and nuclear power plants. I would end up moving around constantly. Raiding supermarkets for food. Probably hunting and fishing. I might end up stealing an RV for that purpose. When all the gasoline goes stale idk what I would do. Maybe settle down and start farming.

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