A lot of accountants, jourists and such, apparently only engineer there I don't know anyone there, nobody knows anyone basically. See qt3.14 in the smoking area with some other chick, I'm all alone enjoying my vape break. Decide this is my shot to not become "that autistic loner" so I try and break the ice.
Somehow they laugh and I'm not sure if it was because of my autistic moment or not, get stuck into it, talk, when she says:
What did she mean by this, Holla Forums?
Tyler Cruz
What do you mean, "what did she mean by this, Holla Forums"? Seems straight forward. You are a real autist; and not in the Holla Forums sense of the word. You are a clinical autist.
Charles Long
Nigger, that's why I'm on Holla Forums and asking other autistic enthusiasts these important questions.
Connor Brown
BUMP
Julian Lopez
she was making small talk. not trying to seduce you
Hunter Morgan
Well, like I said it's straight forward. No need to read more into it. She was making light banter.
Henry Adams
Fuck off, you guys sure? Alright, let's say you had to play something off as a joke, how would you do proceed if, say, you left someone a letter along with a flower?
Zachary Perez
lol, tell me you didn't kek
Joshua Barnes
Lol no, but for the sake of this conversation, say I did, how should I approach this? Under what angle?
Ethan Cox
I like you OP, no matter what the other people say
Henry Perry
since it's a letter I'm assuming your name is on it. Any chance that you refered to her as sweety in the letter instead of her actual name. If you said sweety of something along those lines you can claim it was for someone else.
Mason Sanders
Alright but what if I used her name? And let's say, not that any of it happened, I pretty much let my imagination loose and it got rather sexual rather fast and maybe got on the fantasy side of it a bit.. How would one retract those or play them off as jokes? I've only known her for 4 days.
Matthew Price
be mean to her the next day. It'll make her head spin. She'll wonder if you wrote it as a joke. That is unless you two work the same place; then you can report it to HR. Then you are really and truly fucked.
Jose Wood
Well maybe if I hit on a guy there she might think I'm gay so it will appear as a joke then without a doubt.
Lincoln Flores
that's good but can you deal with being known as the gay guy?
Christopher Ross
oh.. it worked out better in my head
Carson Fisher
Say you and your wife are in an open relationship. Chances are she will turn you down and you won't look too pathetic but again it will be around the office. But it is not nearly as bad as the gay rumour.
Grayson Morales
holy fuck dude, how can you be this socially retarded
Angel Mitchell
What do you mean by that??
Anthony Gonzalez
that you don't have a natural feeling for interactions with other human beings.
Jose Brooks
What is there to interact anyway? It's just senseless talk that has no purpose.
Christopher Allen
I understand why you think that.
the original is too "dangerous" to post I presume?