I wonder….. Do Holla Forums anons ever get patches of dried up shit entangled in their arses??

I wonder….. Do Holla Forums anons ever get patches of dried up shit entangled in their arses??

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Why don't you clean your ass properly you filthy Mong

I do and I like to pull them with as hard as I can.

After moving out and having me own food, my shit is a bit more sticky & consistent, like tar. Wiping my ass takes maybe 4' of TP every day, and even then, the poop on my butthole dries up in a matter of seconds, so it gets stuck on for the rest of the day. Going out in public sucks more since I have intense itches in my sphincter every 5 seconds, making me have to scratch my asshole clandestinely, through my underwear. That makes my underwear good for only a day, when before, I would wear my boxers for 3 days at a time (switching sides, of course). So, laundry is now more frequent and I have to buy more boxers, just to survive a week with my constant dingleberry tending.
It doesn't help that the water heater at my place doesn't work, and the water is ~50°F, and I can't afford to get a new one yet. So, I take showers maybe once a week at the public restrooms by my apartment.
What should I do?

Happened once then I willed all my ass hair to fall out.

Kill your self. You sound disgusting, and probably live worse then dogs in a modern white family do.

wow, you shitty Smitty! Do you have a gf? Does she rim that shit crater?

STOP THIS

fanny

shave your asshole