Coffee?

The only thing I get at starbucks is a venti mocha frappuccino but I still prefer milkshakes. They need to make something like a frappuccino with more dairy and less ice because the mocha and coffee is pretty tastey.

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I want to kill the faggotron who said this

fam…

Skeeved me out too when I read it

its a shitty liberal american 60s/70s meme for people who used to smoke weed, drink coffee and listen to beat poetry.

starbucks is the mcdonalds of that.

Wine tasting has been proven to be pretentious horseshit though.

You can just tell it was thought up by someone who either actually hates their life and is trying to cover it up with smugness, or some hipster shit that thinks working as a barista while still leeching off of their parents somehow makes them grown up.

How would you prove that and what would you prove? I'm sure there are tons of people with lacking palates that go to wine tasting and wouldn't know shitty wine from good. But that wouldn't change that there's an enormous amount of variety in types and qualities of wine that makes a big difference in the taste.

So much bait, so little time.

You internet autists sure are entertaining.

Yeah, I'm sure you're The One with the magical system that is too pure for coffee.

Pretentious asshole.

yeah, coffee has origins as diverse as wine and a history as long and rich too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee

disappointing

There's sour wine, there's sweet wine and everything in-between these two. Furthermore, there are branches of flavor on each side of the spectrum.

If you think wine tastes bad, then you probably tasted wine that is sour. Try one of the sweet ones. You won't even notice that you're getting smashed because it tastes like grape juice(offer some to girls so that they don't notice). Yeah, there's wine-tasting circlejerks, but that happens everywhere.

also this

pleb

I don't think being pretentious is inherently bad.
I don't think pretenses are bad.

I like hearing OP talk about coffee.

First, Starbucks coffee sucks ass.
Second, caffeine is not a meme, it is a drug. Like all drugs it affects different people in different ways.
Third, people who pay $6 for a cup of coffee are either idiots or fear to be seen as behind the trend. You are absolutely right about that.
That said, there are plenty of places where you can get a really good cup of coffee, espresso, latte, etc. for just a couple bucks. Many people like coffee and coffee drinks not for the caffeine so much as for the taste. Which again, differs from person to person. You don't need to like it just because many people do.

Oh, and for the record, many more non-normies rely on coffee as their go-to drink than normies do. FYI.

pre·ten·tious
prəˈten(t)SHəs/
adjective
attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

SOPHISTICATION

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_wine
Coffee drinkers…

If your coffee drink has more than 3 syllables MAXIMUM in its name, you are what's wrong with coffee drinkers.

Coffee tastes good and has no calories. If you weren't autistic you would understand that other people have different tastes.

people who drink starbucks have no taste

you know

Normalfaggots…

normie tastes.

Zero calories straight, maybe. Not so much if you dump enough sugar and cream into it to make it a liquid doughnut.

There have been many blind taste tests conducted with so called "experienced wine connoisseurs" and nearly every time they couldn't tell the difference between boxed wine from a gas station and some $400 per bottle shit.
You're every bit as hipster as coffee faggots.

Difference between styles of coffee is night and day, if you can't taste the difference it just means your palate is absolute shit.

Never touch the liquid jew meself. Its slavery in a cup

Tea is weak and ineffective.
It's perfect for the Brits ;-)

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Listen here you ungrateful colonial faggot, what glorious language did you type your reply to me in? English. What is the USA a part of? The ANGLOsphere. Who controlled 1/4 of the world? The British. Catch my drift?

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привет путин, как дела?

Suck my dick, mongol.

нет, иди нахуй

Holy shit, guys. You should take the white pill instead of wasting money on an obsolete way of getting caffeine.

Coffee is literally liquid shit.

I'm 21, but I still drink juice in the morning with my breakfast. I don't care if it's childish, I fuckin' LOVE juice.

that's some serious bullshit from you there. someone incapable of distinguishing between box wine and 'good' wine isn't an expert.

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next you'll tell me water is childish

On a semi-related note, why the fuck don't people eat breakfast any more?

I sit down every morning with a cup of black coffee, eggs, toast, vegetable/potato hash, and a piece of fruit.

Most of my co-workers stop for creamy, sugary coffee or energy drinks and some sort of bullshit breakfast sandwich/burrito on their way in. They do this EVERY DAY and it costs 10 times what it would to have a better breakfast at home.

I had a pancake yesterday.

I'd imagine it's mostly man-children that don't want to get up earlier than they have to.

it's because they're stupid. that's why everybody does everything.

they get laid every night and you fap to comics. you are what you eat, piece of fruit.

Get with the times homos.

looks like diarrhea

Taste like it to. But thats not the point.

It is the true drink of the free NEET man.

fuck, i was getting pretty interested reading about it, sounds like just what i need rn, but then i saw all the long term side effects

I drink water

Good taste. There isn't any reason to drink anything else.

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Wew

wew

It give me spasms.
So I'm not touching the stuff.

I drink tea, let me refer you to my earlier post

Breakfast foods just give me diarrhea and they haven't been a regular part of my diet since middle school.

Lol tea is for estrogenic beta faggots.

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Try eating foods that aren't "breakfast foods," or work your way up to a full breakfast by starting with a small amount of food.

After high school, I went through a few years without breakfast. Then I started again and found that I consistently had more energy and felt better throughout the day. Haven't skipped a day since.

Why was the British Empire so alpha then?

Lmao you can't even have guns faggot. Your country is a caliphate.

Because people aren't drinking as much tea as they used to, so they aren't getting invigorated with the British spirit.

Drinking tea right now, but tea elitists are dumb. I like the taste of tea more, but coffee has more caffeine. I wouldn't drink tea in the morning if I was really tired that day.

wikipedia link -_-

Oh, it's not childish? :P I thought maybe people would think it is. It's what I used to drink all the time in the mornings as a kid, and I still drink it to this day. Good to hear it's not as stereotyped as I feared. Thanks, user.

>>>/coffee/
it isnt mean to "wake you up" or whatever the fuck
thats what normalfags say when they sleep average of 6 hours sunday-thursday nights to get up for work on time
it actually makes you feel good and helps you focus a little if you get enough sleep
it tastes good and is a mild pain reliever too - helps as you get over the age of 12 a lot

as far as work culture and coffee
unrelated
you might as well say bagels, donuts, or water in tiny cups is related to work culture - or cars
irrelevant
coffee is a great thing in and of itself
it doesnt matter if im NEET and waking up at 3 am to do a biphasic sleep ( 9pm-2:30/3:00am annd 4/4:30 - 8:00am) or im working a shit minwage job and drink coffee throughout the day
its a good thing
now there are many reasons to take blocks of weeks at a time off of caffeine completely
but theres no reason whatsoever to never have coffee in your life - you might as well be all edgy about how great you are because you dont do alcohol - no one cares

holy shit trips of truth
bring back brittania!

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Tea has theanine and a different chemical cocktail than coffee and gives a smoother high, especially smoother than shitty coffee, which can make you feel fucked up.

Still coffee seems more robust and satisfying to me. I am content with a cup of strong black coffee alone but never just some tea.

it makes you stupid so work goes easier

it makes you stupid so work goes easier

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This is a meme video some italian made (we meme at your watered down coffee in general) so they tried putting subs under it.

Is there any reason to use a percolator rather than a cafetiere? Also I've been to Italy a couple of times and I can't say that the coffee was anything special.

This is true. Caffeine in large doses makes you shake. Coffee itself is a great anti-oxidant and helps you brain fend off brain-degenerative diseases. Coffee is all about the taste, strong, sugar-less coffee is the only coffee that will give you health-benefits. People drink coffee to virtue-signal. I don't think you can say normalfags drink coffee because they drink very hot milk with sugar. Drink only arabica, unless the blender knows what they are doing. Drink only coffee where there is latte art every single time you get coffee. Make your own coffee. Wash your face and eat fresh fruit to wake up, especially crunchy food.

I like coffee. In terms of energy, its better than the alternative which is energy drinks. Energy drinks are extremely bad for you due to the high amounts of sugar and other weird chemicals in it.
Coffee is like tea and cigarettes. Its in the same vain, hot coffee gives you a nice warm feeling on a cold day and the caffeine gives you a boost to help you feel more positive. I know this is the case with me. Typically when I am working I find it quite depressing but that cup of coffee helps me focus and gets my juices flowing.

If it doesn't do anything for you, than I would guess you would have to be immune to the effects of caffeine in general. Or very unhealthy. Typically overweight people need more of anything to actually feel subtle elements in consumables. Like eating a lot to feel full, needing to drink a lot to get drunk or need lots of tea / coffee to feel energized.
If you just don't like coffee because of Nietzscheian reasons (i.e consumables that have strong effects just distract from reality and therefore suffering) than that's one thing, if you hate it purely from a pragmatic reason (tastes like 'shit' or has no effect) than its debatable whether or not you are a complete faggot.

Coffee does not taste the same, though to the experienced coffee drinker it may taste the same in the same way a cigarette tastes the same as any other cigarette or alcohol tastes the same as any other type of alcohol.
You can even compare this to pizza, to some people all pizza is pretty much on the same level.
It takes time to learn to enjoy the more different types of coffee. And there are coffee snob faggot millennials but that doesn't take away from the fact that there are many, many different types of coffee that have unique flavors and tastes.

I really hate to admit it, but I fucking love coffee
You really look like an idiotic prententious dickweed when you have to show the world about your obsession with black beans.

starbucks a shit though

Nope, they took people who were well known for describing different wines and tested them.
You calling coffee hipsters pretentious faggots is some serious pot and kettle shit.

With a percolator coffee comes out stronger, and warmer, since the water mostly comes out under the form of vapour.
And you're supposed to drink it as warm as it comes out (thus sugaring it in the percolator, to keep the sugar from lowering the temperature too much).

We also have hardcore coffee drinkers that only drink coffee black cause the sugar changes the flavour too much.

I usually have a cup of coffee and a banana.
I hate waking up at 6am to go to work and be there by 8am. My commute is usually 45 mins to an hour. No telling how shit traffic is going to be. So unfortunately my breakfast suffers. I keep a bucket of bananas and recently, peanut protein bars. That's my breakfast. But yeah, I see my coworkers bringing in garbage to work everyday. The art dept guys are sucking down all kinds of garbage everyday. breakfast sandwiches, starbucks, soda and chips, various snack foods. No apples or nothing.

I probably get laid more than they do, the fat fucks. Those sodas and snacks are going to get the best of them one day. Not me though, my body shall continue to be sexy in my mid-40s.

a lot of people use it in place of cigs for socialising/wasting time.

Coffee has become part of my routine tbh, i buy it from a general store in the building next to my dorm, the same place also sells cigarettes by piece, and then i'm off to my lectures.

Also, any yurofags notice they changed cigarette packs ? I noticed last week, they have the same disgusting pictures on both sides of the pack. On the back of the pack, it was fine but putting the same picture of tar-plagued lungs on both sides is stupid.

Why can't those anti-smoking freaks let it go already?

Of course it has zero calories, it's made of a tasteless fruit burned into coal.

die

Caffeine doesn't make you energetic if you have ADHD or drink soda every fucking day.

It's a habit-based addiction for some. Me, I actually get withdrawal headaches when I haven't had it for a while.
Cafe coffee is always really fucking over priced so I never buy that shit, especially not from starbucks where it's even MORE overpriced and always fucking burnt because they can't brew or roast for shit. Espresso does smell pretty good though so I sate my cravings a bit by smelling it as I walk by now that I'm trying to give it up. One week so I'm getting there. Gave up booze cold turkey too so I have experience.
/blog
Basically this. These faggots have been so infantalised that they don't even really comprehend the difference between adult and child and they have had their ability to think deliberately stripped from them both by their education system, entertainment, and their own choice to "fit in" so they aren't prepared to nor able to comprehend anything other than superficial features. Being adult to them is simply doing things they have seen adults do.

This

I want to get an expensive espresso machine now.

Franchise coffee near me:

Peet's Coffee > Local Hipster Coffee > 7/11 Coffee > McDonald's > StarCucks

Peet's doesn't fuck their beans up by incinerating them like every other shit place around here. Major Dickason will fucking RAPE anything Starbucks can come up with.

Can we all agree that tea is mud water then?

Today I will remind them