Hunger games: Fuck captcha edition

Cute anime maid
Female

Mandingo

female

NO

Stalin
male

Yes, please.

Hitler
male

Madame President, Female

Dataminer

JEBBERS
m

no

why not

Tito
male

(checked)
If you say so

Harley Quinn
Female

tomato/f

commie gondola

male

Cause Z1 owns this board.

Monkey Paw
male

edupz
male

Roosevelt
male

Hamas
male

The Winner Of This Game

male

Don't shame dysnomia's good name like that again.

IRA/INLA
male

Kryptonian cutie

female

horujka MALE

WHITE CUCK
FAGGOT

Chad
male

Karl Marx
male

Z1 on drugs
Female

this is going to be a good game.

Ayy female

Putin
Male

Alex jones
Male

How many more spots open?

miss alice
female

Do Maka F

Normies need not apply.

Airwrecka
attack helicopter

Female male

MGTOW/Redditor
male

NO
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG

The Boss
homosexual

Queen Elsa
Female

What is this about?

we're long past 36. hurry up OP

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Don't worry about it.

I'm pretty sure this host does 48.

Is that why the op says first 36 in?

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Damn, I would do well to read the OPs of these things, since Z1 has a tendency of just putting random shit in there.

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He may be setting up custom events.

OP is as slow and dumb as makaposter

It's clearly Z1

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Bamboozled the musical

No, its clearly makaposter being a retard as per usual.

Glasses guy, male

Get

reported for ebin hacks

Fuck you

Not quite.
Nice digits regardless.

Well, realistically, if OP is doing any cherry picking, we wouldn't have enough tribs, since we're only sitting at 39.

OP WHERE ARE YOU!~

I was trying to figure out what this was about, I bet you're just upset because your thread got banned. If that's not it you'll come back around.

sorry for taking so damn long

IT WAS A JOKE
ALL A JOKE

it's the joke about mac and league and microsoft word.
Don't worry about it, I'm sure they still love you.

Okay, toss Z1 and we're solid.

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Even Z1 has denounced using her as a trib.

I CANT STAY MAD AT AN ANGEL LIKE YOU. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK
no homo

I should re-read that thread because I clearly missed something. I don't use microsoft word or play LoL. When I shitpost it's with a mac because I have a macbook and I don't shitpost at a battle station.

Of course.

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The thread's gone.

too fucking late

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Better spam the shit out of the thread.

There were 3 z1s posted. You should be happy there are only 2

Ha

that can be arranged

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Oh man, this is a good host right here.

Abandon this thread guys, it's hopeless.

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What does this even mean

it means they put a dragon dildo in their ass

Makes sense

wew lad

Fugg these were the events that I started doing and failed to turn on when I hosted a while ago. I didn't realize anyone saved the link.

GUTS

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You dummy

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Both iterations of the dataminer died early. Its a sign.

fags

Why are you so mad, dude?

Accurate.

i support this decision, fag

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another pottery death

I would pay to see that

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Cute anime maid better win.

Trips confirms.

Of course

AYOOOOOO

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Alex Jones and Hilary Clinton singing songs.
Alex Jones confirmed controlled opposition.

I KNEW IT

You know too much

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I was kind of pulling for Putin.

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Wow Travis is doing pretty well.

Jerb ends up winning the game.

You slut

So many good characters died that night

Z1 is dead.

but Stalin was killed in the explosion too..

Damn…

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I should've known that would happen.

Thank heavens that faggot ass bitch stalin is dead.

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Jeb bush begging hamas to kill him you cant make this shit up.

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Harley quinn has killed like 3 people so far

oh shit…

Watch Autistic Ponyfucker win. If that happens just don't post it op. I'm begging you.

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This.

But how can you die if you're already dead? Someone has to answer this question.

If jarett wins it is a sign from heaven. It means we must take the pony fuckers back.
dont ban me

I buy it. This game clearly has divination powers.

I remember an event one host had, were a tribute would gouge their own eyes out.
This didn't kill them.

PERFECT

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I'm just waiting for the respawn and for my runes to charge up.

NO FUCK OFF!

then we should already have a new BO.

sTFU DATAmi1ner

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Nice.

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Of course.

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MY GIRLS ARE KILLING MACHINES

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Ponyfucker dies from his wounds.
make it happen

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Good.

could be better

My battle girls will never let jarett win

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HAMAS WTF!

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Sorry but bitches and ponyfags both don't deserve to win.

Oh yeah….

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W-what do you think it was about?

I no longer care about this game.

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Miss Alice killed the weeb!

Fuck yeah!

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Miss Alice is a whore and probably a trap.

By by faggot communist.

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Now they're working together.

MY GIRLS ARE WORKING TOGETHER

Cool, those cunts are still not going to win, you can count on it betafag.

my tribute was ayy you dipshit

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Miss Alice you kinky slut.

holy shit what a slut

I forgot about that one. Gross.

CHAD IS GOING TO WIN

Why would someone make this

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Makaposter is a lewd person.

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KRYPTONIAN QT IS BLOOD THIRSTY

NO WAY!

IF THE PONY FUCKER WINS DO NOT POST IT!

I REPEAT DO NOT POST IT THIS IS NOT A SIMULATION!

ponyfucker you lose and let the negress win.

STOP JINXING IT YOU FILTHY MONG

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these are both shit choices

This is going well.

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Stalin or Mao?

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I was actually kind of hoping the pony would win.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU
DIE PONYFUCKER

ARITE kyrptocunt. you redeemed yourself from being in a shitty movie

Alright, now we're in the clear.

He's dead, now for the nigger to win over the stupid kryptonian

STALIN!

THE WITCH IS DEAD
BLEWBERRY DIE!

Time to kill this nigger and take my trophy.

[rigging of the game intensifies]

Give us the result already OP
We all know who won.

Ops always make you wait because they're busy rigging it.

I'm ok with that.

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Too easy.

That's cool I guess.
So long as it wasn't the nigboon.

gg

rigged game. muh feminism kryptocunt throway character. harley is much better

At least the Diaper ponyfucker is gone.

Yeah it was such a close call I don't really care as long as he didn't win.

This sounds so much like Daft punk.

Okay.

did you guys enjoy the meme events or should i just trash them?

also, would you want me to host on Wednesdays too?

They could use some work but I wouldn't trash all of them.

meme events were hit or miss. wouldnt want the same ones every game.

Alright, good thread, OP.
You've convinced me to finally set some time aside to write up custom events for my own games.

Please don't do this, did you not notice that this thread seemed a bit slower than the HGs thus far? My apologies, but please, we cannot over saturate this too early.

You hosted pretty well. But I think we should keep it 2 threads per week.

That's because it wasn't being spammed.

Is there a way to change how often meme events happen? It'd be cool to have a lot and not have them happen more than once a game.

i dont believe your lies satan

was fucking hilarious.

I don't believe any of the games have been spammed, other than those that were hosted the other day.

No, this isn't possible.

Fuck off Z1
why cant you ever win a damn game

Even if it wasn't intentionally spam there were +/-100 posts about Z1 in a couple of other ones.

noted.

you probably could if you just add more events. having more to choose from lowers the chance of a particular event being chosen, or so i'd like to think

It's the same as Ryujo two years ago.
Boatgirls never win.

Yeah, I guess you got me there.

Aye, every event has an equal chance of occurring. So, I suppose you could make one event a bunch of times over if you want it to be common, and make a single copy of a certain event you want to be rare.

pretty sure the way the events work is just like a fishbowl.

Also the one "(Player1) crushes bugs while (Player2) watches" needs to be set to a 2-player event.

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Did I miss the thread?

Yup, thread's dead.

you're only 2 hours late

it's even worse when they kill eachother.

I kind of want to make an event about rape, but I don't know how to word it without saying rape outright.

BLACKED

X had one sided sexytimes with Y

(Player1) makes a move on (Player2) and (Player2 gets penetrated in the butt. But (Player2) never consented.

There already is one, look at

Patriarchy

we already had a rape event in this game.

How's about something more along the lines of
(Player1) tackles (Player2) to the ground, and indulges their more animalistic desires.

Whats wrong with saying rape outright?

Boring?

I feel it takes the actual bite out of the event, what with it being such an overused term.

Leave the buttplug and the thong.

same thing with replacing half of the events with "killed'. it wouldn't be fun

there was plenty of straightforward events in the original hg events. doesnt need to be complex and autistic

Getting checked

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That gives me an idea, an event where people are given aphrodisiacs and either rape or get raped to death

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Can you rename districts? I feel like you could make some funny shit if you could.

I've seen people do it on >>>/hga/ but that place got nuked for some reason, so I'm afraid I don't know.

the ideal hg would be where the events actually matter. like if someone who only gets explosives can use them, but sadly since its just a fishbowl i know this will never happen.

I don't think a text game would necessarily be that hard to make, the only thing we would need a lot of, would be time.

There's an active board. Either >>>/thg/ or just >>>/hg/ iirc.

Nevermind those weren't it.

I know people still use >>>/hgs/ but they aren't doing anything fancy there, so no use looking.

Oh gotcha.

what does fishbowl mean

Okay, found something that may be interesting.
>>>/hungergames/9621

Holy shit, go to the modify events on this guy's save.
>>>/hungergames/39523

Alright, nevermind, I didn't strike gold on someone's autism. I know one of you will use this, though.

how wet around the ears are you

It's a loli
Abandon thread

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To elaborate, it means that events are randomly chosen, one doesn't have an effect on the other, and once one is chosen it is "replaced" (it goes back in the bowl). There are no sequential events.

Nice.

you could rename them manually by changing the site code. you'd have to rename them every time they appear them though

i may do this