I used to be an atheist before I ordered pic related from Taco Bell and then I realized there truly must be a God and...

She had to throw up right after that bite. No way you look like that and have a songle Le burger.

Looks good, i want some

Why even live?

Let's praise Him with joyous song!
"Open your bowels for Jesus,
Empty yourself and pray;
As you dwell in His Word,
You'll be undeterred
To open your bowels for Jesus."
Amen & Glory!
Praise him with many motions!
>>>/fart/

It's like a watered-down version of KFC's Double Down in the sense that it didn't give me the same sense of contributing to the destruction of civilization. I personally blame the lack of bacon.

I found this funnier than I should have