NEETS a shit

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im set for life fam

NEETs, a genuine question: For those of you who are for whatever reason unable to get autismbux, I assume you will be killing yourselves when your parents either finally kick you out or retire/die, so as to avoid the pain of starvation. What methods are you considering?

That's wise, they'll never learn their lesson about what they did wrong if you let up. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile, remember that.

>constantly stressed
>I need to sleep at least twelve hours a day
What the fuck, man? They won't even let me take a part-time job after college when doing so would result in the same hours of daily free time most people would get if they worked full-time (because I must sleep for so long).

They were once really soft too. They just "want to see me making improvements" with my life.
I think I should be able to get autismbux, but I don't want to live in shame of being some thirty-year-old (in my early twenties right now) living with my father in their household of highly-successful overachievers.

The strangest thing about getting a mental illness like this is that your family becomes less sympathetic. This is probably because there are zero outward signs I'm struggling with something were you to speak with me. Normies just can't deal in hypotheticals.

Wagecuck is probably just sad that he got banned from 4chan for posting kiddie porn.

That, and that his life will never amount to anything, and he'll die working the same dead end job he's working right now, unless he gets layed off, or the company closes sometime in the next 40 years. Which in that case he'll just have to find an identical job, and keep pushing forth.

Nothing learned. Nothing accomplished. Nothing to remember.

Helium exit bag is the only way.

Nitrogen is better. We're currently facing a world-wide helium depletion, and a lot of helium tanks are sold with 20% oxygen, making it inappropriate for use.

nah im sure it will be 100 percent pure helium. treat your body kindly spare no expenses when killing yourself you won't need money were your going.

unless you live in some shitty 3rd world or eastern european country, it'll almost certainly be diluted with oxygen

Be kind to the environment user.

Anyway, what's the best way to an hero and have your family believe you're still alive? Pretend you ran off to a commune somewhere while you head the the nearest forest?

i-i'll be your friend for 10$ a week

why just an hero? join isis, and you can be both a and an hero

Fug

Go fight ISIS.

Joining an army takes a lot of work. I'm actually very lazy, and I don't want to die a painful death fighting for shitskins.
>fighting for ISIS
Why would any user fight for a bunch of Jewish-controlled shitskins?

so you can record firefights (and eventually your own death) with your gopro and upload them here. you'll become a martyr for Holla Forums as well as mohammed

my parents don't teach me skills or introduce me to people,
they just criticize me and let me be a piece of shit

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Why so salty wageslave? Was the boss hard on you today? Or do you always get like this after a 10 hour shift?

you swallow, bro?

The only thing I swallow are tendies, faggot.

Wage slave here: sous-chef.

Currently taking a leave of absence to pursue house-flipping.

Get on my level.

Holy shit, I have to say, I don't usually put much weight into the memes, but I got some chicken strips from Carls Jr. the other night and I swear to God those were the most juicy, succulent little strips of white meat I've ever had. There might be something to this tendies thing.

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have fun reenacting 2008 but much worse. Don't listen to those boomers on the radio, find your own method of investing or buy the dip faggot.

Are you implying the average NEET won't be forgotten and lead a generally miserable life?
Every time I see NEETs posting in a thread about their lives they're always complaining about being lonely depressed and unmotivated to do anything besides shitpost.
What's the point in having all of that free time if you're just going to vegetate in front of a screen for most of it and hate life anyway?
At that point you're practically some coma patient on life support, only the people paying to keep you alive are being forced to do so.
I don't understand the appeal.

what are you waiting for?

Life is worthless, being a neet or having a job doesn't affect that. At least neets are doing what they enjoy while they wait for death, meanwhile wage cucks are forced into labor until they die.

I should've specified:
- buying only duplexes (always in demand) or other multi-unit properties (if I can get them for a steal)
- focusing on flipping to rent (to provide income; will begin flipping to sell after my current income is replaced by rent)
- buying dirt-cheap houses that need a lot of work and doing all the work myself
- fix up one half, move into it, fix up the other half to rent, repeat

No matter how messy the bubble burst is, I'll be okay.