Filthy pajeets

guys, this is the 5th time this week a dirty indian called me trying to steal my shekels, here is the line they try everytime:


normally I just tell the fucker that I have a mac (kek) and he regularly just hangs up. but this time:


so my question to you Holla Forums is how do I either
1. prevent these faggots from calling my phone, or
2. how do get these dirty indians thrown in jail

oy vey

this is now LWA thread

You enjoy the experience, sometimes I slowly waste their time acting all confused / concerned / stupid, until they ask me to download some fucking program. Then I pretend it's downloading while I ask them how the "errors" they're worried about affect my computer and tell them how they're wrong.
It's very satisfying.
Or you can just ask for their supervisor because you want to rollout their upgrade for your whole business. Enjoy.
Or you can just use them to vent.
Just have fun with it user, you can't stop them.

no you faggot, help me with my pajeet problem

man i wish i was an amerilard.

if i were you i would record the fags and post the fuckery on yt.
i'm sure you'll get a shit ton of views (and yt bux).

you guys don't know how to monetize

Don't be a faggot user, cute 2d's are good for every thread. Now I'm gonna post some.

Aussie here, these cunts call us like this too, though sometimes they say they're from Telstra which is the major internet provider here.

Cool thread OP, you massive faggot.

NO, YOU HELP ME POST WITCHES.

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make a yt channel lets have a laugh.

no NO NO NO NO TH AT ISN'T THE RIGHT KIND

Fuck you.

This better?

'__'

THESE WITCHES FAM

I haven't actually watched this yet, it's by TRIGGER isn't it?
Is it good?

Cool, got it.

yes
8/10 good

8/10 is better than 7/10!

Get an air horn and blow it at the phone.

it's pretty gud just not Eva good

OP, I legit envy you. I only get these Indian scam calls once a month.
Every time they call, I spend dozens of minutes stalling and messing with them.
If they called more often, I'd start a YT channel in which I would post the recordings.
Look up "Indian scam prank call" and quit being so buttblasted about things with which you should be having fun, you autistic fucktard.

you guys are lucky.
the only scammers i get is the Nigerian prince.
i messed with them couple of times, but its not as fun as fucking with them live