Lol

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What Jim doesn't realize is that we don't, and will not ever take his "News" seriously, nor do we care.

He is cool as fuck though look at this dude, hot damn. Surrounded in fishpucci.

At least FAKENEWS still views Holla Forums as the "ebil dark internet" I liked having that reputation on 4chan and I'm glad we're carrying the flag. We just need to do something epic like marblecakealsothegame

sure he is; and moot's a cuck. you, on the other hand are why all the oldfags left. you sold your soul and that of the chans to a vile old man with the morals of a hyena.
jzusf'ingchrist, young man…you could have prevented this. really.

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based jim

Holla Forums would have collapsed under its own weight and died out years ago if it wasn’t bankrolled by a man named Jim Watkins.

Almost no one posting on Holla Forums would hand over their credit card and let their identity be known. Posters thrive on anonymity and the things it enables them to say, endorse, and do. Because it doesn’t have paying users, it would have collapsed under its own weight and died out years ago if it wasn’t bankrolled by a man named Jim Watkins, a 52-year old U.S. Army veteran who has a pig farm in the Philippines.

Jim Watkins first heard about Holla Forums from his 28-year old son, who had watched a short Al Jazeera America documentary about its founder, Fredrick Brennan. Brennan had been a 4chan user for years and says he came up with the idea for Holla Forums while on mushrooms. The documentary followed Brennan for a few days and focused on how he deals with osteogenesis imperfecta, a genetic condition that’s characterized by brittle, deformed bones.

“They showed up at his house in the morning, and he was still in his pajamas, and now he’s famous for his Super Mario Pajamas,” Watkins says of the segment. “[It was] a little bit rude. They made him a little more pathetic than he is.”