Holla Forums Games - The First Waifu Wars

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Kasane Teto, female

female

The only waifu I need is He-Man.
t. Gay Community

mm

Male.

m or f

Nigger.

I'll just cross my fingers and hope female.

Skeletor.
Male.

Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Male

those are chestballs

That doesn't change what I just put them in as.

Yuno
Female

F8th
female

Makaposter
Angel

SHREK, MALE. MY ANIME IS SHREK.
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE.

Fuck off.
I get that he isn't cancer like me, but that won't change the fact that he isn't getting in twice.

Mom - Female

Ruiko
Female

There is a difference between maka and makaposter.

I will not be acknowledging this difference.
Maka gets in, competing attention whore will not.

American Hero, male.

Reddit is that way —→

Unicron
male

w-wew..?

faggot…

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Still need six more

Well, would you rather have me scrap Maka in his place?

Yeah I agree fuck shrek.
(USER WAS ANALLY RAPED AND FILLED TO THE NOSTRILS IN GARLIC BATTER FOR THIS POST)

Fuck, all I got is anime pizza girl.

Ryuko
Female

Vash
M

actually wait
Rei
f
Asuka
f

Holla Forums, male.

pic did not load, going a second time.

F8th
female

kek

What the fuck is that

Watermelon-sama
Female

The god emperor
male

Okay, that's 24.

So, which will be the 24th?

or

rin fml

thats a furry degenerate

MAGA
f

Holla Forums is my anime.

you react to this but not

Do you really want to pick a nigger over a nice curved succulent watermelon?

That's why I'm asking.
I don't communicate through implications, please answer directly.

We don't need more weeb shit add Holla Forums

why do we have men n gay fruits in it?

WATERMELON

Alright, nigboon it is.

We need more diversity. Pick it now you shitlord!!!!

Too nude, fixed

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b-but thats lewder god damn that was a quick shoop

ADD THE NIGGER.

I come quick.

Mai
Female

Alright, let's hope this ends quickly since I know it'll be boring!

I'm really sorry, but you're too late.

LETS FUCKING GO PIZZA ANIME GIRL YOU FUCKING GLORIOUS SLUT

Lol no it's not.

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already off to a rough start

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Fug.

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he said he was banned, dont be sorry. it was the sagebomb faggot in the last thread.

Asuka's going to win

Ha miku get fucked you shit tier waifu.

PIZZA GIRL GOING IN ON THESE FUCKING SLUTS
And asuka is dead, rip best girl

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i think he might do a bit more than scare her mate

ASUKA'S GOING TO WIN

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Asuka sucks and is going to lose.

That actually wasn't me.

P O T T E R Y
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what nightmares do furry horses have?

beautiful

They think about those who're jerking off to them.

Vanilla sex between two young and in love teenagers

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not having enough dick to succ

when all you say is DESU i think it would take effect

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I imagine the stalking like this

I like the hat and shoes

It's getting better.

Oh fuck me, I didn't see this one. RIP best girl.

All money now on Ryujo.

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An insult as shitty as your waifu, creep.

You mean it's getting worse.

Miku is a savage. Maka SHIT waifu

THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES RYUJO, WATCH OUT FOR PIZZA GIRL

Ruiko is going to win!

Why does maka always die

Pizza girl is going to facefuck Rjuro you fucking stain

Because Maka a shit.

I'm going to make sure to make a custom event about holding hands. Then, I'm going to make sure Ryujo and Miku take part in that event together, do you fucking hear me?

SHREKS SACRIFICE

IT'S NEVER OGRE

He thought of donkey and puss

This. The only reason why maka is ever "good" in the anime is because her weapon partner is fantastic. She is just plain garbage tbh.

What about Pizza girl? what will you do for my queen

Rude.

i'm not even going to question this shit anymore

Not true.

ITS NEVER OGRE

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B-but that's incredibly lewd! Please do

True.

What I just said will only be understood by people how took part in these games last time they were relevant. I would tell a story, but nostalgia fagging is retarded.

She isn't garbage, but you must admit she's plain.
Plain in a very adorable way.

For the sake of nostalgia, I will do this.

we already have a holding hands event, nigger.

somebody please illustrate this

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brb, killing myself.

*Fuck, I meant to spoiler. Mind's tipsy.

Yuno, my one and only will win this.

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If you halt thread 4 for 10 mins and make a few custom actions, that would be appreciated.
also is there a pizza flag?

Trust no one, not even yourself

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Oh, was that actually in the game by default?
I could have sworn that was a custom thing I had done.
Thanks for telling me.

I'm not going to do this.
I'll make custom events once this shit is done, then we can play again next week.

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By next week do you mean tomorrow?

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we had 4 fucking threads for the game tonight. we're well oversaturated.

not enough

Arena Event!
Hello darkness, my old friend…

No, I don't. Someone else may host, but I'm not going to.

fuck

He's a real american hero

gay.

I fucked a horse before and I can testify to this. The battle scars on my penis prove this.

S-so that means they survived, r-right?

So much death….

Meant to reply to

jesus

Well shit

No, they just might feel a little fuller moments later if you know what I mean.

No, the one's that are thrown to the ground are dead.

HOLY SHIT

RUIKO FUCKING WIN!!!

Its time to finish this.

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Oh well, I guess Ruiko wins now.

AJ Styles best waifu

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[suspense]

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LET THE FEAST COMMENCE

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT

GAY COMMUNITY BTFO

Your pathetic waifus never stood a chance against the might of AJ

is this a winner for THE GAY COMMUNITY poster

lololol

This game was gay my waifu died over an arena event.

what the fuck are tracker jackers anyways

no homo

I'm not going to lie guys, that was beyond the most satisfactory game I can remember hosting.
You can't come up with shit like this.

Thanks, OP. You did good.

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TONIGHTS WINNERS

This thread is so epic that I'm archiving it for future prosperity.

NEW OP WHEN

First AJ defeated the waifu community. Next is the gay community.

You may be able to defeat the gay community, but can you defeat your overlord?

yeah im good with this.

Fucking fantastic game.

Nice job, RJ.

Yeah don't worry, I made that mistake once, and I refuse to make it again.

Don't call me that again.

k Josh

Is that guy still relevant?
Last time I heard about him, I was on my way out of this place, and that was a while ago at this point.

nice work op. turned around the clusterfuck of the tonight's hungergames with this one. Did you also host the monday game? with new bo

Didn't expect that kind of response. If you say so.

posterity

No, I hosted last week on Friday.

No one calls me by that around these parts anymore. That means you can be one of two people.
I have no interest in conversing with either of them.

Edgy

Yeah, that's true.
However, that person, if my suspicions are correct, is part of the reason these games fell off last time they had a place here on Holla Forums.
Not to say I'm innocent, but I'm aware of my mistakes and will not make them again.

Maybe, maybe not.

I was hoping for an old face but I guess my luck ran out.

I'll see you around, RJ.

Hey OP, did you also partake in the risk threads?

I saw them at the time, when they too had a place here. My apologies, but I'm afraid I didn't take part.

Those were good times until players started using the same tripfagging for every game which lead for them the threads to die off. I miss when Holla Forums was more of a community

That's…
That's exactly what killed off the HG threads all those years ago. The post-game banter turned into a circlejerk between avatar/trip/, and notably, namefags. However, they eventually fucked off to their own board and would only come back to host the game, but kept the circlejerking to themselves.
You know, I used to joke about Holla Forums Holla Forumseing dead. I made this joke two years ago. It's never felt so nice to be this wrong.
Regardless, if you could tell me where and how to host a game of risk, I suppose I could consider it.

This was a good thread

Not the user you are replying to but that would be awesome.

All you need is a basic paint application.
We also made some house rules: We could move across rivers at will and could only go to the nearest land mass if we go over water. Also no bee lining (going a straight route). Also you can just tell OP where you want to nuke.
I would create some risk threads but I'm on mobile

Yeah, hopefully he gets me a link or something, so that I can actually do it. Hosting games is rather enjoyable. It's nice when people say they respect what I've done, not because they know who I am, but because they appreciate what I did. Also, it's just nice to chill out with some anons and play a nice game for a little bit.

Fuck me.
We can have a test run once I wake up to see if I can manage it, but don't expect anything real from me.
Hopefully some talented user is lurking.

It may seem difficult but it gets insanely fun once a lot of people join in. May seem a bit sad, but the games we play on Holla Forums are some of the funniest times I've had

No, don't worry, you don't have to say such a thing to me. Keep in mind that I'm an attention whore, nothing you've done can possibly be considered sad to me.
That aside though, it does seem like it would be a good time. I'll leave it to be seen tomorrow though. Watch the catalog, if I decide to host a test match of Risk, it'll be in here.

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10/10 OP. you make Holla Forums great again. thanks for the good thread.

But you just got here. How would you know if it wasn't great before?

No one's lurking this thread, right?
I can get away with not hosting that mock round of Risk without anyone noticing, right?

I SEE YOU

Well, I'm busy watching cartoons and playing video games now. I'll check back in a little bit if anyone else has noticed, then decide if I want to try it.

Fuck off Z1

of all the threads you could have necro bumped, why this one?

sure i'll play with you user.

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