Shoplifting tips

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Broke as fuck and need cash.
Any tips for shoplifting? also crime general thread.

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190.147.196.51/index1.htm
socialmatter.net/2015/08/03/analyzing-ancapistan/

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

find receipt near (in) garbage can outside walmart
shoplift item
return for refund
profit

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

Alternatively, keep the receipt and use a bag from that store to shoplift the item in question. If you have the item in the bag with a receipt, most people won't question you. This works particularly well if the store (I frequent WalMart) has multiple areas with checkouts that are not near the exits. Just make sure the bag isn't fucked up and that the receipt is visible through the semi transparent bag. Bonus points if you actually buy something else while exiting, because it makes you look like a normal customer.

Either way, don't shoplift in your hometown, don't wear eye catching shirts, wear a hat OR sunglasses because both makes you look suspicious, and go during peak activity.

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

Hate to be the faggot that links reddit, but they have a lot of comprehensive guides on where you should and shouldn't lift and why (also some how tos)

reddit.com/r/Shoplifting/comments/43q9h3/list_of_stores_and_their_shoplifting_policies/

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

Here's a tip: don't be a nigger

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

borrow money
get a job
knock yourself out, faggot

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

How about you get a job, nigger?

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

If you're truly broke you can get food at soup kitchens, look for a job or a one-off thing that will pay you money like handing out fliers. Shoplifting makes you a shitty drain on society. Unless you want to pull of a heist on a (((Vegas))) Casino or something don't start thieving.
hate to be the faggot that links reddit
and yet you still do, it's time to go back.

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

It too late. I'm already choking on 6 reddicks as we speak.

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

Oh please don't steal from walmart. You're a drain on society if you steal from a company that refuse to pay their workers even slightly viable wages.

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

I don't care

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

GET A JOB YOU LAZY NIGGER

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

checked my dude

Michael Price
Michael Price

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Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

/leftypol/index.html

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

sure thing mr.fbi bot

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

Any tips for shoplifting?
don't. stealing is wrong.

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

pls refer to eurothief he is the resident thief here.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

I hope euro thief didn't get caught, I haven't seen him here in a while.

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

ancap is for fags
nice dubs though

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

fags and everyone else that wants to live free

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

autistic ultra-individualism and recreating the state but as corporations so it's totally not the same thing
freedom
Hoppeans are the only good libertarians.

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

recreating the state but as corporations so it's totally not the same thing
nice strawman. the state forces you to do things, companies do not.

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

company controls a bunch of land and has the largest police force in that area of land
they're not a state because ???
socialmatter.net/2015/08/03/analyzing-ancapistan/

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

they're not a state because you can just go somewhere else. even the largest company in the world is unlikely to control so much land that this would be in any way comparable to current states

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

you can just go somewhere else
…so just like current states?

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

no, because every inch of land is controlled by states

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

but if we make the states smaller and call them something else we fix the problem

David Turner
David Turner

no. if we REMOVE the states, we fix the problem

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

But they're ultimately the same thing, just with a different name.
This is a deeper problem with anarcho-capitalism than the fact that your desired society is pretty shit in itself.

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

This guide is completely wrong, here OP let me guide you.
go to the store you want to
getting there find, some hidden spot
this spot should be behind a shelve or something that will keep out of sight
get the weights
start shoplifting

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

fill cart with full bottles and cans and take them to return machine

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

Tip 1: Check your local laws and make sure the retail value of the item(s) you steal total per incident are less that the Felony Grand Theft limit for your state (some states it's $300, others it's $1000). A misdeamor can be a serious annoyance on your record down the line but you might as well start suckin cock for a living if you get a Felony, cuz that's the only way you'll make money.

Tip 2: No Jewelry, it's value is shit on the secondary market and it is highly surveilled.

Tip 3: Don't hit the same place twice no matter how tempting. This will get you busted more than anything else.

Tip 4: Steal from stores in the nicest part of your town, they have less crime and less LP staff.

Tip 5: Don't do scams (receipt returns, credit card fraud, etc.) Those leave a paper trail.

Tip 6: Small, valuable consumer electronics are obvious, and highly surveilled. Department store LP guys spend half their time staring at monitors of their electronics department. Pick something else.

Tip 7: Always work alone.

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

Get out

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

borrow money

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

stay poor then. just don't complain about your poverty if you're not willing to do anything about it

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

this.

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

I think I have just the life hack for you, OP. It's called "not being a nigger". Basically, you just make attempts to generally be civilized and contribute to society by getting a job instead of ruining other people's lives. I don't know, though, it may be too complicated for people, such as yourself, with low IQs.

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

Go on welfare like all the other niggers. What'd you think we pay taxes for?

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

Get a fucking job, dweeb.

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

LOL. White guy is too dumb to do math. Uses accountant. Gets mad.

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

Start off small with candy in the pants then once you get bigger balls, go for bigger or more expensive items

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

No, no, no. When you're a privileged, upper class, white cismale, you needn't worry about math because you can just pay someone to do it for you. It doesn't necessarily imply ineptness. I think you're fuckin' jelly that either you didn't think of it first or can't afford it, mister shitskin.

Adam Garcia
Adam Garcia

People who claim a right to tax everything you do and will kill you if you don't comply are the same as people who want to sell you something

tbh, non-ancaps are fucking retarded.

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