Shit that you experienced today.

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

went out on my families deer stand, the view peering down a ridge looks wonderful
sat out there for about say 25-30 minutes
hear footsteps, thought for sure it was a human
sure enough I was wrong and it was actually a dear
stay incredibly still for about 20 minutes or so
the dear spots me oh shit
we have a staring contest for about 5 minutes
figures I'm either no threat or I'm apart of the tree or something
just walks around slowly, at one point he goes down to eat up some dear cocaine
get into some short staring contests along the way
slowly walks away, I never spooked it
honestly that dear was really cute, and if it was a female I wish I could have fucked it.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

>wish I could have fucked it
niggga wut

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

we are all held together by magnets

you are literally a billion tiny magnets

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

he doesn't see the cuteness/beauty in deer
you have no taste

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Dear
Stopped reading there

Luke Long
Luke Long

What's deer cocaine? Something that you put out to attract them? Salt?

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

That's because my spell correct is shit.
Dear cocaine is basically minerals people put in the ground to attract them. These minerals are essential for the deer to survive so they can't really resist it.

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

were you stiff?

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

I was.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

you've fucked deer before haven't you?

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

I wish. I probably will sometime when I shoot one that's deeper in the woods (away from my neighbors houses) during hunting season. Although, I must say I'm going to over the whole dead deer thing and make sure that I'm secluded enough to not be seen.

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

but that's degenerate

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

going to have to get*
How?

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

Yiff in hell, furfag.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

because God said so, you fucking heretic

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

Degenerate thread.

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

Well fuck, now I have to.

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

That's because my spell correct is shit.

So you're saying that you're such a fucking imbecilic loser that even after a non-sentient device tries to compensate for your idiocy, your spelling is still inexcusably awful?

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

wish I could have fucked it

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

Human upper half

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

Thanks user this shit is great.

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

Sauce? I want moar tbh.
pg139 - 158
I WANT MOAR.

Easton Long
Easton Long

Does are cuties

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Can you post someone fucking them please? My dick is really hard and can't get off to just that.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

Deer porn is very elusive, only fucking videos I've seen are with dead deer and that isn't my thing. Here's some 2d tho

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

Good enough tbh. Post all you have please.

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

Artist: Mizone
Noroi no Shika Senbei (Onigashima No Iinazuke)

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

Thank you!

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

have you ever been hunting in the northern 50 states?

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

woke up
did 80% of my corporate law homework
still 100% of criminal, private international, and insolvency homework left to do
felt depressed
saw this thread
couldbeworse.jpg

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

don't worry about us user, we'll shitpost in your place

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

that clock is pretty hot, 5/10 would bang

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

he fell for the law school meme

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

Today was a good day
woke up early and refreshed
relaxed for a bit, enjoyed the great weather
went out to commonly known area where weedheads gather, can see all of it from my balcony
find more wood pieces, mostly a small chunk of lumber
also manage to spot some juvenile queen ants swarming, like 5 of them
also see some cool looking cockroaches in their natural habitat
go to my hole, essential a pit at this point
some wooden planks act as a ceiling, have big plans for it
see some big spiders in the hole, help them out with my shovel
also find a slug and a salamander
lil dude was chill, made a little shelf for him to relax in
dig for an hour
suddenly, big flat plasticy red surface is hit
not really confused or interested, just keep digging out the floor
try to expose more of it, but its massive
leave it be, reach six feet deepness
some dude on a motorcycle kept going through the valley my hole overlooks
not really scared or surprised, just continue
head back home, relax naked in the good weather
eventualy fap and fall asleep
wake up, do laundry and make milk tea

tomorrow ill be going to a korean spa with my family, so this was a relaxing weekend throughout

William Murphy
William Murphy

he doesn't fuck wild deer
faggot detected

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