Shit that you experienced today

honestly that dear was really cute, and if it was a female I wish I could have fucked it.

niggga wut

we are all held together by magnets

you are literally a billion tiny magnets

you have no taste

Stopped reading there

What's deer cocaine? Something that you put out to attract them? Salt?

That's because my spell correct is shit.

Dear cocaine is basically minerals people put in the ground to attract them. These minerals are essential for the deer to survive so they can't really resist it.

were you stiff?

I was.

you've fucked deer before haven't you?