Look at this stupid shit

Look at this stupid shit.

What's a zombie movie that isn't retarded?

Black Hawk Down is very well made and serious.

They're all a form of porn sublimating an innate human desire to slaughter ones fellow man with impunity. Read a book nigger.

there's not one

The Return of the Living Dead 1,2, and maybe 3. The first two are tied together and I highly recommend them. You can then watch the Romero movies. The Dawn remake was very interesting. Day of the Comet was a good one even if they are technically mutants. Zombi was interesting. Re-Animator is a classic. Dead Alive is also a very gory zombie movie to watch and very entertaining. That's all that I can think of at the moment.


That scene where the two SF guys have to defend themselves from a horde of Somalis must have been terrifying in real life. They built a mountain of corpses with the limited ammo and weapons that they had, but they must have known it wasn't going to last. Eventually, their human wave assault was going to break through.

good thing it was a movie and not real life then

Pure kino.
Checkmate OP.

But that actually happened though

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Zombie comedies are often gold mines, from my experience.

Was that any good? I tend to dislike teen romance with supernatural shit like Twilight.

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Actually, it is pretty damn good. Not great, but surprisingly comfy. The zombie guy, R, has some legitimate character to him, and the movie gives him room to grow by having him be the primary focus instead of the girl, who he develops the crush on instead of the typical girl-going-after-guy trope. The chemistry in the relationship is really fascinating and quite sweet, but the movie doesn't shy away from being a zombie movie when it needs to be. Plus, it's pretty damn funny in some parts. I highly recommend it, user.

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it is the literal definition of Reddit

Alright if you say so fam.

Why do you guys do this?

left 4 dead 2

Dawn of the Dead
The old one.

I don't remember any non-white characters in any of them, now that you've mentioned it.

Kys except for

pic related is pure zombie comedy kino

Shaun is the only good one

Best zombie kino.

Death Valley was a pretty good zombie comedy show. COPS style, with none of the characters giving much fucks about the zombies really, it was just their job.

Caity Lotz started there, she is a hottie in uniform.

this

Oddly enough the only other zombie kino I know of is also an Italian production.

This is pure kino.

Fulci is the only director in the world who created non retarded zombie films. That last scene in City of The Living Dead was very climatic. He also knew how to write a good horror plot that works in a very dreamlike way, other directors try to incorporate melodrama and detective subplot and in their horror flicks for no reason.

What jewlywood doesn't understand is Zombies are meant to be purely supernatural phenomenon. Science fiction zombies aren't scary in the slightest, they don't even make sense and never will.

Nice, smart chic..
Dumb bitch.

Police uniform with g-shocks, my favorite.

Its not like there is anyone there, the camera man doesn't count.

No one?

I'm pretty sure that for photo shoots like that, they triple-check every gun to make sure it's empty

Nevermind, someone mentioned it D:

Live and Let Die.

Voodoo Zombies are always the superiour ones.

Anything pre-walking dead can be pretty decent. 80's zombie movies are more cheese and fun, 90's-early 00's are more serious, but still fun. Then Zombie land and Walking Dead hit making zombies popular and like anything else that finds popularity, there was a sharp decline in quality.

It's weird to think at one point zombies were a pretty obscure thing for people to like and talk about… I hope to God Pacific Rim 2 doesn't manage to make mecha popular.

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Most zombie films aren't all that good but the better ones usually have some artistic merit.

Also… Fulci>>>>Romero

yes, but he's right you know

Jesus Christ. Zombies with guns? What next?

that cinematographer did Three Colors Blue and Order of the Phoenix

Walking Dead is from 2010.

After that we had:
Z Nation (Great on its own way, sort of like SG1)
Train to Busan (not great, but better than average)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
The Last of Us
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead
Zombieland
Death Valley
Rec 2, 3 and 4
Juan of the Dead
Etc…

Only retarded people use generalizations as truth.

Most of the movies in the thread are post-walking dead, like

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pick one

I failed to read the post.
My response makes no sense.
Disregard it.

That was taken from a migrant documentary.

Doesn't compute.

Nah, Romero's shit is preachy garbage.

Sounds like you got a case of shit taste.

28 days later is the only zombie film worth watching. Reminder that George Romero is for plebs.

I hated warm bodies, but that was mostly because I expected a comedy and not a chick flick.

Stake land wasn't Zombie but goddamn is Stakeland a good fucking movie

Corporate zombie detected

The dead snow movies were fun.

The entire cast of all three movies is white you retarded cuck.

First season of Walking Dead.

Cheap tho, and makes little sense.

Fuckind dumbasses in this thread. Anyone not saying Fulci's zombie movies, and then actually suggesting shaun of the dead, and fucking Warm Bodies of all fucking things. Dumbshits, he said not retarded zombie movies, and you give him a heaping helping of tard casserole of movies.

Op, pro-tip, pretty much all zombie movies are retarded in some way, the basic premise ensures this. If you dont mind heavy handed messages about how WE are truly the zombies/monsters, then Romero up until Day of the dead is best. If you dont mind retarded amounts of gore, go Fulci's zombie movies. Everything else is about on par with wwz in their own retarded way, besides MAYBE 28 Days Later if you like looking at English scenery and dont mind race-mixing.

incorrect opinion. 28 Days Later is the only zombie kino.

Best zombie kino

I will check this out thanks fam.