What do you want in a girlfriend?

clean your room
clean your body
clean his dick with your mouth

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Thanks for the advice, but I have something else to ask:

He likes cars, one car in particular has his eye, but it's prohibitively expensive for him, I can easily afford to buy it, but it is not anywhere near his birthday, our anniversary, or any other event where gifts are expected, I just want to buy it for him and see him be happy.

Would he like it if I just went out and bought it for him? or would he find it emasculating? Would it make him think I'm needy, and trying to buy his love?

(in case you haven't already figured it out, my family is pretty damn rich, I'm not only dating a guy who is younger and more normal than me, but there is also a large gap between our classes, I am pretty comfortable declaring that I am above him in that respect)

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big no, do not spend that much money on him before you're married or he'll use you up and down

don't buy his love. it's kinda a form of manipulation and not really heartfelt. write him a nice letter or some shit. idk, i don't use the whole lovey *dovey* crap in actual practice, so… what do i know?

OP here, another thing you should know is that he is well aware of what I am, he's seen my room, and I regularly embarrass him in public whenever we date, I think he's only with me on the assumption that I will learn to improve with experience.

I have a good amount of money, and so I insist on paying for our dates, as well, I am also considering buying him a very expensive car, while he was not aware of how much money I had when we started going out, I think he has it figured out that I have cash money, and will not hesitate to throw it around for his sake.

Dating a girl who is of a higher class than you is like dating a girl who is noticeably taller, and I think it may be embarrassing to be the pet boy to a sugar momma, as he regularly insists on paying for things.

Should I spend less, and let him pay for things, even though I know it's doing more economic damage to him than to me? I want him to be happy, and happy with me.

Self diagnosed, I'm sure.

It's not manipulation, I want to see the guy happy because that makes me happy, the car would make him happy, I can buy him the car.

If he breaks up with me, he keeps the car, because I like the idea of his happiness.

You've read my posts, what's your opinion?

don't buy him a car and just be a decent human being. I'm sure you'll figure out how to not embarrass him in public, it's actually pretty easy to not be a shit storm if you don't want to be one.

I'm not a doctor, so my opinion on your mental state isn't important.
However, with the whole what should I do thing, housewives don't and cannot exist in a modern household. Living is too expensive nowadays, especially if you two have kids. However, it's still expected of you, as the woman, to be able to cook and clean. Buying things for him is not a requirement, as it's not socially expected from the woman in the relationship.

I wouldn't place my whole will to live on a single person, anyways. So if you think your life isn't worth living without him, you should probably just end it anyways.

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Not him, but read this shit:

The first step is acknowledgement, the second is improvement.
If they're professionally diagnosed, just make sure they don't hurt someone you care about or want to care about. Self-reflect on your previous actions and ask yourself: "Do I really need to do this shit?"
If they were not professionally diagnosed, then stop being such a baby and running from your own identity. Fight it and change it. Only cowards hide behind excuses for themselves.

Too soon, probably not. Guys are forgiving like that, but be wary of passing yourself off as desperate. Some guys don't go for that, and you might send him the wrong signal.
Too often? Definitely. You need to have a personality outside of your interests and innuendo. My last girlfriend was like that and when we actually did have sex her dirty talk was so dull after that point that I soon realized she was actually incapable of building any other kind of personality.

You might as well make yourself useful, as guys don't want to take care of you full-time, but a good relationship comes from understanding. And he has to understand that you can and will improve if need be.

Some people on here will be a little disconnected with reality but I can assure you that actual Yandere is extra baggage and an extremely high form of autism. Do NOT do it, and stay a sweet NEET until you eventually have to get a job.

I can't say for sure. Communication is the key to any good relationship. Make sure he understands your capacity to change and your willingness to improve. Doing this will help him see a relationship with you starting to grow longer and longer in term.

Post battle.net tag and we can be friends, I'm a good guy for advice too

As the other guy said, do not spend money on him and buy surprise gifts etc.
it doesn't matter if you consider 10k usd pocket change, it's not pocket change to him and he'll start seeing you as a source of income rather than a girlfriend.

Let him pay for whatever he wants to, but over time let him know that he doesn't need to worry unless he insists on it.

Be very patient with your spending, try to be together and establish a personal relationship in the beginning. Say in 2 years time and you want to give him present for his birthday, or an anniversary you can do that. Also make a prenup if he proposes to marry you.
Also, despite the fact that you feel very much in need of his relationship right now, do not get too attached and do anything drastic if he were to leave you. The chance of meeting the right individual at first attempt is slim, so don't be vary to try again if it were to come to that.

not the guy you're quoting, but to me you seem ok for the most part, but throughout my own life I've noticed that I occasionally am a bit rusty socializing face to face with people after a prolonged period in isolation. I suspect it's the same with you, so practice makes perfect, might want to join a book club, a team sport or a regular social gathering sort of thing.

Then you are a fool. Do not give away that much money for free, you will regret it.

A girl who doesn't talk much unless she needs to talk, easy to get her into hobbies I like but doesn't need my hand holding and will do it on her own. Also a normal/fit girl who wants to self improve herself. Fat girls need not apply. Someone slightly conservative to redpill. Also a girl that understands loyalty and honor.

But tbh I just really want a girl to be in my room but not bother me. Just being in my room makes her happy enough I guess. Watching shit movies with her shit taste isn't for me.

a woman for starters, one with a pussy since birth and tits.
one who is honest about herself and clear in their mind about who/what she is.
a person who is everything you aren't, op.

Psst, flat is justice faggot

show tits + timestamp

I'm not even going to fap to them, I'm just curious to know whether this is a troll or not

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What car would that be? Just need to make sure he has his priorities straight

would also like to see this.

not quite convinced super wealthy neet 30 yo weaboo women exist

yeah, sounds like come fresh pasta….

The third is the elimination of the Jews. Get on it, OP. Use some of that money of yours for a good cause.

What could go wrong? Since you're a bit of a sperg, OP, let me make it explicit for you: obviously don't share any information, including your battle.net tag, with this dildo.

Also, like others have said, "What do you want in a girlfriend?" is the wrong question. What I want is a deaf-mute introvert with enormous tits. What matters is what kind of gf your bf wants.

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& why not.

Holy shit op, I just skimmed one of the articles. Don´t ever talk to your bf as if he is a child, don´t nag in any way. Just stay away from all the annoying mom crap, because that is how you become an annoying girlfriend (unless he is a weirdo and likes that stuff).

What you want to be is his brightspot, be supportive, find ways to make him feel useful. Listen to what he says and follow his advice and needs. And because you are over 30 your dating value is dropping fast, so you need to work against the tide by working out. Having your own income, accomplishment doesn´t matter nearly as much as your looks (anyone who says otherwise is denying most of the sexual history of mankind).

OP here, the advice you guys have been giving me is so good, my heart hurts, the reputation this site gets from the media is a little unfair when it fails to notice how many of you are all so awesome people.

OK, so no more making it rain, I won't buy him the car.

I won't go yandere or trick him into raising a child he doesn't want, which is good, I'm not a violent person (I've cursed with a pretty powerful conscience), and I'm a terrible liar.

I REALLY want to have sex for the first time, as I feel like it's long overdue, but I wont make a move until he implies that would be acceptable, I'm very horny though, and masturbating quite a lot.

I might be having expectations of my first time (NOT his first, which is intimidating in itself) that are a bit unrealistic, I imagine that it's going to be the best experience of my life, and reality can't possibly live up to that.

I also have to do it well, I feel like I need to be better than all the girls he's ever been with, so maybe I should start teaching myself sexual skills and techniques? I've been looking at porn to see how it can be done for maximum male pleasure, I've got some cylindrical objects that I've been putting down my throat, I've been putting them up my other, OTHER hole as well, just so I can learn to enjoy it, the main hole is no problem, masturbation is something I am well antiquated with.

I'm getting impatient and dropping all sorts of signals, I know he's picked up on them, but he hasn't made any moves, what's the best way to get him to have sex with me? outright ask him to do it? learn how to be more seductive? dress like a porn star? just start feeling him through his jeans, opening the zipper and give him a BJ?

I've already completed the impossible by just getting a BF of is level, and I realize it's going to be even harder to keep him, but I will tell him that I see through his "loving me the way I am", that I realize the way I am is horrible, and that now that he has given me hope and motivation, I'm willing to try to change again for his sake.

My mental illnesses are diagnosed, and I've been taking behavior modification meds for them since I was a kid, but I will let my doctor know about the changes that have occurred in my life, an see what advice he has for me.

My relationship with my parents is like this: I have two brothers who live in other states, they are married with children, and have happy, successful lives. As the only girl of the three of us, I was the one my parents expected the most out of, instead, from childhood psychiatric diagnosis to never really achieving anything, I never held a job, never went to uni, and stayed at home playing video games or surfing the internet, I wasn't happy, but I was content with accepting that this was what life would be like for me, my parents accepted that as well, and up till now they only focused on making it as good for me as possible within those limits.

As stated before, my family is rich, so I can afford to pop out some kids, not work, and become a housewife, and if I got married to this guy who I just started going out with, I wouldn't mind it either, but guys like feminists nowadays, right? So I just want to work, is all.

I've never held a job, he's previously held two at once, it isn't fair.

He's never seen me naked, but I'm getting it waxed anyways, because it's gotten pretty overgrown by now (or maybe it makes me look more "mature"? is that something men like? he DOES know how much older I am than him).

Last thing is I need to stop saying "I love you", it's become like a reflex thing for me to say, as I notice that I say it way too much when compared to how many times he's said it (maybe once?), it's true though, and I mean it every time.

It's too late to fix for the damage done by dropping the L-word on a boyfriend I got just this year, but I can at least control it from getting too much worse, it's kinda hard to stop though.

(By female standards, I'm not pretty, and not ugly, just in the middle, I am on par with most girls, which men would call pretty, but a woman would call average.)

Post vag if no tits, female confirmation needed.

Technically it's my parents money…
- oh and my family is Jewish, so my parents might not be so thrilled with that use of their funds.

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Not super wealthy, we are no where near the 1%, (this is Holla Forums, not the illuminati-only imageboard, where CP is fair game), but I can bet my family is still better off than yours.

If I was 1%, my love life would already be set in stone (arranged in advance of my birth, I bet).

I am nowhere near on par with most girls which men would call pretty, because i'm a man and even taking this into account, a non-retarded woman would rate me well below average for a drugged gorilla.

The only thing I want in a girlfriend is to have one that doesn't think with her lizard brain 90% of the time, but I know that's a bit far fetched

it seems kinda strange that you haven't had sex with him yet tbh

have you kissed? have you kissed while in a private space (ie your bedroom?)

I would have to know more about what kinds of dates/time you've spent together to know why it hasn't happened yet. You say that you've dropped hints, but he hasn't made a move. What kind of hints? Also, this question made me chuckle:

I mean, that might work, but if you're being honest with yourself I think you'd prefer to do something a little less direct?

This is not a perfect suggestion, but maybe something to consider: the next time you're alone together in a bedroom you could ask him for a backrub, or a massage

I'm kind of awkward, but that's how I used to get past the "is it okay to touch her?" awkward moment that comes during a seduction

How long have you been together, i don't think you've mentioned that yet, or i've missed it?

might do you good with the socializing but it would surprise me if that was a deal breaker for anyone

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Virtually fucking nothing, considering how little damage you could do with a battle.net tag. You have to have a battle.net account to even use it to begin with. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

Glad to see you're taking a shine to the community here.

Good. Sex itself doesn't feel THAT fantastic so much as sharing in his company.

Education is important, but porn is unrealistic. The truth is that the member is a lot less sensitive than it is depicted.

If he's not making a move on your signals then just lay off the steam. Too much sex talk and innuendo is bad for a relationship in more ways than one.

If that's the case, then you must always strive to be conscious of both yourself and him. Try and pick up on what annoys him and cease it, for example.

Uh… That's a pretty unsafe conclusion to jump to. We'll need to know more about what kind of person he is for that.

Yes, that is good.

Like I said, maybe we should talk more. I can post MY battle.net tag if you like.
Either way, it's very nice to see someone with such little hope but so much opportunity making an effort to turn your life around. I wish you best of luck.

I don't want a girlfriend
I want a wife

OP here, it's a bit early in my relationship to do this myself but:

If your girlfriend proposed to you, would you say yes?

That's not how it works.

post pics

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Oh, right, before I forget:
How old is he and how long have you been together?

it'd be sweet if women proposed to men. it'd be sweeter if everyone realized the scam of buying large rocks around metal bands.

I'd get a woman a cool cactus or some shit and be like "yo… u like… tryina live an entire life with me or some somethin along those lines?"

but yeah don't propose to the guy until it's been like a good couple decent years. but you should propose to the man eventually if it works out cuz that'd be cool.

I would first question why I hadn't already married her, and then say yes absolutely

OP here, I've already answered both of these questions in this thread:
We've just got together this year, we met online over Overwatch, and started to meet in real life, we officially became a couple very recently, I'm 29, and he's 22.

Honestly if you have enough money to buy him a car you shouldn't really worry about cooking and cleaning, but stuff like managing household help. No guy would want to deal with small stuff like that all day. You don't need to work to be "independent" to the extent that you can get things done: even if that means paying other people to do things like cleaning just don't make it his problem.

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Right, sorry, kinda tl;dr'd it.
If you're worried about how he never says he loves you or anything, he might not really wanna be here. Ask him about it directly but in a non-confrontational way sometime. He's been in relationships before and you're not really his first lay so there's actually no reason for him to feel shy about it. Another explanation is that he doesn't believe in overly lovey-dovey exchanges, and is more of a casual relationship kinda guy. Either way, best of luck.

ooooo… looks like you caught yourself a younger man before you would start drifting into the cougar spectrum. not too large of an age gap.

Diamonds are worthless, but as the hardest material they are symbolic, diamonds are forever, and they symbolize marriage as a promise that is eternal, ignore that most marriages don't last, and that divorce is essentially backing out of an eternal promise, and that making such an unrealistic promise fosters hatred between otherwise loving couples, and when your wife hates you, and she realizes that she can use your side of the promise to hurt you, why wouldn't she?

The problem isn't the diamonds, it's the marriage they represent.

You can have children without marriage, you can have a loving relationship without marriage, these things are not only possible, but more likely without that age-old scam.

Don't get married OP, ever, I've been there, and it doesn't mean never being alone, it guarantees being alone, it turns the best person you've ever had in your life into your worst enemy, and they keep taking from you for the rest of your life.

Well, that's the issue. Think of us as Raynor's Raiders and Everyone else is Dominion , seeing as you play the Blizzard vidya. Another decent user is always welcome, as we have too many people here whom pollute everything with petty politics.

The REAL question is if your bf shitposts here as well.

ya know what else lasts forever… those plastic bags at almost every grocery store.

(not shitting on your comment I felt it was rather meaningful and insightful.)

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That's smart, using the Earth's hardest metal to symbolize something lasting forever

So, will there ever be a picture posted, so I can carry on dreaming that someday I'll run into a semi autistic milf-aged rich neet jewess who will throw herself and her money at me?

or was it all an evil lie

you're not, and you shouldn't have come here

Are you aware of how pre-civilization human settlements worked? Everyone you ever lived with was dubious in trustworthiness and nature due to one thing: Life resources.
Even the deer in my backyard live together but bully eachother out of food, and that's because their relationship is literally life or death. Marriage comes close to fostering this sort of relationship, but there's a catch: Actual mental disorders, financial stability, and social constructs come into play.

Humans are not really supposed to rear their young for going-on-20 years, but they do it anyways because our civilization is rather unstable as far as our original biological blueprint is concerned. That being said, marriage only re-introduces what civilization took away from humans: A mutual survival relationship.

That being said: Learn how to fucking live in a mutual survival relationship. Marriage is already scary enough with the responsibility of supporting your family, making sure you and your spouse live happily, and teaching your kids how to not be greasy anuses. It doesn't need you to blow it's already bad reputation out of proportion.

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Do as your told but show a little bit of resistance from time to time. Also stop being slothly - he really is only trying to make you feel better about yourself if he says he likes that part of you.

This, basically.

You should always be careful of how dated the articles you read are. As of now, the modern man is changing, and will continue to change until society stops changing. While this is generally a good rule to follow, the "Successful, strong man" model displayed in the nuclear family is steadily declining with the digital age. Therefore, some improvisation is needed at times. Besides, relationships fluctuate just like people, and you'll never get anywhere if you follow a template down to the letter.

correction, you might as well kill yourself now while you're winning because your relationship is guaranteed to fail and it's only a matter of time

no one says this

As much as I hate to say it, this is probably true. Your current boyfriend seems rather disenchanted with the current state of affairs, and might see another woman behind your back if he wants to. He does not sound invested. Like, at all.

That being said, you can always try hooking up with an user. They love cake like you.

woah woah woah man, don't say that first thing, she hasn't even gotten far enough to know whether it'll fail or not and you don't know what kind of dude she's dating. Speaking of which,

AYE OP, what's his personality like?

And some cucks actually do say they like feminists.
I like the fact that the feminists in the past actually succeeded in achieving equality. but now it's just cotton picking bullshit with no backbone of women utilizing said equality out of the attempt to feel victimized so they don't have to work as hard.

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OP here, I've learned a lot from you guys so far, I really want you to know how much I appreciate the things you've said, especially since you're helping me rebuild myself from the ground up.

This will be my last question, I think the best way to show my new boyfriend that I want to improve for him is to look good, right now I dress very casual (apathetic to appearance -wise), I've never had any reason to think about fashion before, I've been seeing this guy on here named Gother, and he tends to think that goth fashion is the most desirable fashion on girls, problem is, I have a very upbeat personality, so it might clash if I tried the Gothy fashions, the clothes I wear definitely need to change though, I think dressing like women's section's equivalent of dressing like a guy is a turn off.

Any advice on attractive fashions guys like on girls? I also lack a figure, I'm not anorexic or spooky or anything, but I naturally possess an extreme ruler-shaped body, no "T and/or A" on me, so please take this into account if you make any suggestions.

Maybe if I got some fashion (not just in clothes, but makeup as well), then he'd realize the full extent that is girlfriend has feminine appeal, and we'd have sex?

Either way, changing my look would make me feel like Cinderella, or the girl from Pygmalion!

also, I have been on medication for various mental illnesses since childhood, none of them are any sort of dangerous psychotic disorder like schizophrenia, so I'm thinking of just stopping taking the medication entirely, maybe with some willpower I can control my own mind, and will myself normal, if it doesn't work, I can start taking them again.

Do you think I should give it a try?

Not it isnt. I happent o like the goth lolita style, but its far from the accepted norm. The best way to find out how to dress is to talk to women. A mans sense of fashion is very simplistic. Our figures are square, so we don't trip up about waists, hips, etc.

Your mom would be a source for stuff like this. Friends would be even better, but youre neet af.

Anyway, dont stop taking your pills. You're taking them for a reason,

Hey I'm back, I just listened to marilyn manson's music, if this is what goth is like, I don't like it.

i want her pretty, obedient, submissive and not dumb. Also i want her to not want my money or to come to my house. And i want her to be available for me for sex any time i want

It is unnecessary and improper to capitalize after a colon.

Fashion is one thing that most men can't agree on. And it also largely depends on the type of man you're dating. Some men like that, some don't. I, personally, cannot stand goth or punk style at all. Some guys even like no fashion, or just individual traits like long hair. You'll need to deduce what to wear yourself through research of your partner.

NO NO NO DO NOT DO THAT

At the very most don't take it for one day or maybe two, and cut off all contact with anyone but your closest friends. If you start to feel irritated, irrational, upset or evil for no really good reason, start taking them again immediately

I'll bite I'm bored anyways.

Guys hate feminazis, Feminists are few and far between, look at Based Mom's efforts to keep it real.

pornhub.com/sex/
Go there it's new and a great thing.

Tell him your open to the idea, not every guy wants a girl who wants to jump in at first. Time spent getting to know a person helps make sure it will be more than a booty call.

You seem worried about your body, do stuff with him to work on it, even something as simple as Pokemon Go for an hour a day, just walking around and spending time, Convict Conditioning can also help, it's a physical program that can be done in a 3x3 square with little to no tools needed, it's helped me cut some fat off.

Don't be his sugar-mamma, split the bill unless he insist on paying, in the end all my advice is going to point at "Be Friends before you fuck, fucking too soon will fuck it up more than too late. Pushing sex tells him he's just a blanket with a meat stick attached."

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I used to have severe suicidal depression and found how to be happy by myself without medication after numerous years on anti-depressants.
I would advise it you feel like doing some soul searching and wandering around by yourself in nature. It's worth it as long as you arent about to smack people around out of frustration. I was by myself so I had nothing to lose.

as for style. I would suggest trying a different hairstyle or something. and depending on what you like buy clothes that correlate with it. Express yourself, not what society wants you to look like.

that's the most attractive way to exist.

ya know Holla Forums yourself, it's pretty gratifying.

Is it now? I'll have to research now.

Do not learn sex from porn. Ignore that.

have you heard of reverse dutch? it's like going dutch, but instead of paying for your own meal or movie ticket, you each pay for your partner's.

Or maybe robot slaves will come about sooner than everyone thinks they will, and no one will ever have to use money again.

But then OP can just buy herself a male-model fuckbot to be her BF.

Good news OP, MM is not goth.

MM isn't goth, you want something like the earlier work of The Cure.

I see you didn't event click the link, it's the sex ed cite they set up., 10/10 to jump to conclusions.

Don't adopt a fashion type because it's cool. Wearing causal is what he's used to, and you like it stick with it, working on toning and shaping the self is the real first step.

On being flat, tiny titties grow with love. Not much booty means when he does fuck your ass he's going to be that much deeper when he cums.

On meds, keep taking them stopping taking them can make it everything go from good to nightmare mode.

Also bringing the body into shape will help with self esteem, you'll look better, you'll see you made a real lasting change in yourself and it will give you the boost you need to make more changes.

On the off chance OP is not completely full of shit.

No, but that desperate clinging will chase most guys away.

Don't be a spaz about it, let the topic come up naturally. It will.

Learn to cook, clean and be good housewife material. This alone will make you stand out of the crowd in 2017.

He might, but that's kind of a red flag on him if he does.

Good Lord, no.

Only if you want to come off as bat shit crazy, yeah.

Neither. Well, pick him up little gifts and things that couples do, but don't go out on a date with him and offer to pay or anything like that.

Also, tits or GTFO, OP. Timestamp proof or fuckoff with your roleplaying.

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Not a goth band - love /mu/

thats the only reason any1 has any style

OH SHIT. my bad. I didn't want to bother with a link that Really really looked at first glance like it was just porn. decent link.

NEET 30 something virgin girl on Holla Forums… OP's full of shit.

No, some people just wear clothes and don't try to be Ambercrombie zombies…

why do they wear the clothes they wear?

They welcome questions, and have some good reads so far.

Societal norms saying you can't go naked, and environmental factors, then some ass-hat thought that slapping a brand on it means something.

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If you think Marylin Manson is goth, you don't belong in the goth subculture.
I recommend you stay away, we are already dying from your brand of cancer, and we don't need any more of it.

wow, u retard.
Why red, not blue? Why jeans, not leather? Why t, not sth formal? Why formal and not flannel? Why hoodies and not non-hoodies?

No thats' owlman and you ruined him.

Tits and vag were requested, but never delivered.
OP confirmed for fat neckbeard trying to ERP on Holla Forums.
ITT: Holla Forums whiteknighting for a woman who doesn't exist, KYS.

Wow, your a little butt bent, take a bit to calm down, my suggestion.

whatever u say has no meaning anymore

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Actually I looked it up because I didn't want to look like a dick and be wrong. Google says you can do it if what follows is a complete clause.
Are incorrect but this one is definitely ok and what I said was wrong because it was too general:
I'm not sure about this one because it has a subject and a predicate but you would never say "that being said" in a sentence by itself, but it follows the rule.
I was taught not to capitalize after a colon in grammar school.

while I appreciate your appreciation for correct usage of grammar. I do not appreciate this poster who is using grammar as grounds in an attempt to make an argument.

That being said, not an argument

FWIW what I said here follows AP rules, Chicago is more strict.

OP is a tranny.
You faggots didn't even bother to insist on Tits or GTFO.
What the fuck is wrong with you.

go away he's redeemed

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Lack of tits is not an excuse for no tits or gtfo, prove you are female or leave.

iss okay user you still have a future so okk

Why is the fucking thread still alive?

He probably hasn't had sex with you yet because he's embarrassed of his micropenis and doesn't want you to see it

He might be more comfortable masturbating in the corner while watching you get fucked by a pack of niggers

It's more common than you think

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

NO THEYRE FUCKING NOT YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.

THEYRE NOT A FUCKING METAL EITHER

you can have a loving relationship without marriage

You mean you don't commit because you don't really trust the person but you still think it can be a loving relationship? user, I do believe you are talking out of your ass.

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This would be ideal too, but born female, except with a penis. Trannies are for faggots.

your an idiot

What kind of asshat would say no?

You can try, but nothing'll ever be secure for you and your relationship is reduced to a toy to be played with.

what is this thread about?

MGTOWS think this thread is about bitching about marriage.

/fa/ thinks this thread is about the importance of fashionable clothes.

/mu/ thinks this thread is about what music fits into their definition of what is officially "Gothic".

Betas think this thread is actually about an autistic femanon wanting to impress her BF.

Morons think this thread is about whether or not typos will invalidate arguments made on the internet.

I think this thread is about a troll OP exposing everything that is wrong with Holla Forums.

no u

Correction:

/mu/ thinks this thread is about what music fits into their INCREASINGLY NARROW definition of "Gothic" music. As if a fashion style can define a musical genre.

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And I think this thread was about tits but OP is a femfaggot

You misspelled "tranny".

pretending to be female on the internet is a tried and true trolling technique

MGTOW's, anyone who isn't a retard, your mom.

Nothing.

no.

/fit/ thinks this thread is about telling a woman to ignore everything else and get herself swole.

/k/ thinks this thread is about teaching a woman how to kill her romantic rivals without remorse.

Holla Forums is about telling a wealthy jewess to annihilate her own race.

/p/ thinks this thread is about teaching an autistic NEET how to photograph her own vag.

Holla Forums is about telling her to forget about cars, and to what vidya to buy her BF, also about complaining about overwatch.

/g/ is about a bunch of anons trying to determine who this mystery waifu is.

/a/ is about comparing OP to Tomoko, and explaining to her in detail how she is nothing like her.

/u/ thinks this thread is about convincing OP to forget about her current relationship and become a rugmuncher.

/y/ wants pics of her BF.

/d/ thinks OP is a guy who should become a trap.

/ll/ wants her to become a lesbian pedophile.

/ss/ wants her to go for much younger men than her BF.

By much "younger men", they mean little boys.

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/x/ thinks OP's idea for a thread would make a great starting premise for a horror story.

/lit/ thinks OP's idea for a thread has already been the starting premise for a shit horror story.

/sci/ thinks that this thread's popularity will only grow in proportion to how interesting the last few posts are.

OP here, I love you guys so much for everything you've done, if there is any opportunity I can do something to repay you, I will, thank you for all the advice, I have it written down in shortened form, took a screeny of it all and saved a backup of it as well, it's been very useful and I'll take it to heart.

This thread looks like it's about to die, so If there is anything else anyone wants to tell me, I'd add it to the list.

As for those of you who want a picture of me, or some way to contact so as to have evidence that I'm not some dude, I'm sorry, but I found this site through the media, who gives you a pretty slanderous reputation, precisely because I wanted a completely honest response from a mostly male audience, but the media doesn't tell complete lies, they tell half-truths, and the true part of what they said is the things that can happen if you breach anonymity on this platform, so no shots of vag, and nothing that can identify me, I guess all I can give you safely is my word that what I'm saying is 100% true to the best of my knowledge.

The guy who wanted to kill all the Jews was probably joking, you aren't really anti-Semites right? you just want to trigger normies? if so, I'm sorry the media takes these things seriously, if not, then understand that not everyone in a certain racial group is the same, if you are angry at the things George Soros has done just blame him, not every other Jew, and not me, I had nothing to do with any of it.

I'll continue talking to you in this thread until it dies, but I won't start another one, you've been very great hosts, and I have had a very fun time talking to you, I think this site has just got itself another regular user!

fuck off

yeah you can repay us by giving me head

addendum: I bet there are a lot of other girls who use this site, they just don't say that they are girls.

That being said, how do I know you are all not actually roleplaying girls?

There's a lot of roleplaying on this site but no by enlarge we're completely serious about the jews.

Men can't write posts that long about their emotions. When it gets to be stream-of-consciousness like that I'm pretty convinced it's not a roleplayer.

I might have been a little vague in one of the posts you responded to here, I didn't mean "how did I know everyone who claims to be girls here aren't guys", but "how did I know that all the assumed guys on this site were girls pretending to be the worst of male stereotypes".

And my point wasn't that I thought there were women roleplaying as men on here, just that there is no more proving that that isn't the case, as there is for the case that I'm a man roleplaying as myself.

I wasn't joking. As for being an anti-Semite, it depends on how you define that. I think the Jews need to be wiped off the face of the earth, but I don't hate them. It's not personal, any more than crushing a cockroach underneath my boot is.

I suspect killing 20 million Jews would trigger normies pretty effectively.

what a twist

OP here, well I'm only ethnically Jewish, but I look like a white girl, so what if I just call myself a white atheist?

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I read through this thread and felt all nice and then at the end I started thinking about jews and got all flustered about how they have to be gassed. Frustrating.

Why is it so hard to read your shit.

Because it's exactly how women talk.

TBH, when I wrote about how I was thi9nking of going off my meds, it was a lie, I've already stopped a few days ago.

Pffffft.
No, it's not just a joke. About 70% of the community on here is strongly anti-semetic.

Holla Forums is the most pro-Jew board, goyim

Nah, that's >>>/israel/

I basically want a cross between Drew Barrymore and Wonder Woman.

As simple as it is, I just want a girlfriend that I can share at least one thing in common with.
>Both of us are artfags
>Potentially a closet weeb; has a big thing for Studio Ghibli movies, but has yet to give any shows or movies outside of Ghibli a try
Any of you faggots have any ideas what we should watch next? So far we've watched Howl's Moving Castle and My Neighbor Totaro

Get back in the chamber!

You have to be a dude or a tranny. No woman believes guys don't want sex.

about 96,4% of statistics are made up on the spot. try again. use words like lots or many or even most and then back up your assertion with something better than an opinion.
then and only then will you be taken srsly.

It's ironic that you're naive about the fact there are actually girls that naive.

I want a girl I can relax around. This means you need to not be a danger, like some of the shit you mention.

If you poke holes in a condom there will be a murder-suicide, or some variation of that. At least I tell that to the girls I fuck. You have no idea how much that fucks a mans life.

I want a girl who I want to have sex with. Chances are he's attracted to you the way you are. Having an older girl can be kinda hot. I can definitely see the appeal of a girl with no self esteem that I can toy with. Not that I'm particularly sadistic, it's more about enjoying being firmly in control.

Be there for him, and don't let your mental issues out over him. It's fine to ask for support, but don't be shitty towards him.

Oh, and chances are that it won't last forever. Things need to be a certain way for it to work out in the long run. That said, enjoy it for what it is. Most people have a relationship or three before they settle down, so they have some idea what it is they want.

holy fuck that's a lotta hate

Learn and Practice meditation.

It's the only true way out of mental illness affliction.

what i want in a girlfriend is my dick

I feel as if I've seen this thread before…

a fertile womb
ready to reproduce my being
so that i may bless the future with my wisdom

Yandere is cute and endearing. Please threaten all his female coworkers too just so they know what this is about.

Diamonds are not forever.
Stop buying into the jewish ponzi schemes, retard.

One day I will meet my Nippon waifu and I will plow her delicate sushi-scented poosi.

How can you say you deserve your boyfriend when you're already half-willing to cuck him? May as well just kill yourself now.

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You do know that if people stop marrying, they will also stop buying diamond rings, right?

It was obviously an attempt to get out of showing tits at all by pretending to have a flat chest, on the assumption that men don''t like them.
Even if she was stacked, she'd just find another excuse to get out of showing us her pics.

diamond is not crack
but seriously if you heat up a diamond it turns into carbon dioxide, get something like platinum, it is cheaper than gold now anyways.

a thinly disguised data mining female nsa employee

A flat chest, a penis, and a pair of testicles. That's all.

Called it.

Yet I was denied sexy time with Holla Forums. Few days later minimal effort porn threads get to stay.

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RESCUING YET ANOTHER GEM OF A THREAD

Wash yourself, get nice clothes, make him happy, spend time but give him his space when he needs it EG. don't be clingy

My dick.

That "21 tips on how to be a perfect girlfriend" article is bad news. I do not suggest it. It's not that it's all bad (giving your guy space is a good thing), but the parts they get wrong are horrifying. The demands it places on you as a woman are unrealistic and wrong. The Wikihow one is actually decent though (much to my surprise).

Sadly when it comes to the type of girl men want, opinions vary greatly. Some guys are hypertraditional and won't even date a girl who has had sex before, others want a woman with experience who knows what she wants, and there are all sorts of levels in between. Without knowing you or this guy, I have no idea what to suggest, except that if he likes you as you are, you're doing something right.

He would very likely find this needy and desperate. It would more likely hurt your relationship than help it.

You don't have to get big gifts for people. Romance is in the small stuff: a note on the door in the morning, making breakfast for someone, a foot or backrub after coming home… these are things that show you think and care about them.

So you haven't had sex yet? As a guy who has been with several virgins, I'll tell you what I would expect to happen: the sex would be more of an exploration than a super exciting time. Both people need to learn about what the other likes, but for a virgin this takes time. If he's even somewhat reasonable, he will understand that you have no idea what you're doing and try to accommodate that.

Go shopping with the man and ask him to pick out 5 things he thinks would look good on you. Try them on. See how he (and more importantly, you) feel about them.

The anti-semites are mostly confined to Holla Forums. Avoid that shithole and you'll be fine.

fucking lol

not when being a grill is actually relevant to the thread you fucking newfag

Ok
typically I would adhere to the rules and demands tits and a time stamp, but after thumbing through your thread I am convinced you're either the weirdest troll I've ever encountered by fabricating this story, or you're being honest and genuine.

If he wants money from you, it's a no go. Respect yourself. You're not a bank.

Never nag him about anything he says or does that annoys you, only praise things he says or does that you enjoy. You're supposed to be his gf, not his mom.

Don't try to be interesting or appealing to him. Be interested in him, but not overly interested. There's a fine line between friendly interest and coming off as creepy/stalker-ish. (be yourself and make him feel comfortable to be himself)

Just post a picture of a (feminine) item and a timestamp, stop being autistic.

Don't act wife-y too soon. If he's not ready, you'll spook him.

Idk what else to mention. It's nearly 4 AM and I was bored enough to post something.
If it means anything I've been in a long term committed relationship for many years and am now preparing for cohabitation with my significant other. Healthy and happy relationships take work, but you can't always count on the other member, so sometimes you have to carry twice your weight if you care about making it work. For example… when I play Overwatch, I hate everyone in soloq because they're all fucking braindead bonobos who don't know how to organize a team or play the objective effectively. So I take it upon myself to either fill the necessary role, or try to organize the team myself. (((sometimes with reduced sodium))) If you want to win, you have to want it. Don't count on someone else to win for you.