Please help I went back to my girl friends house in Poland from my home country.
Now her mother doesn't stop coming in her room ALL DAY just to move some things around a little and constantly ask if we hungry need anything but later will complain about being a maid.
Nothing we say or do can keep her from coming in constantly.
Now we can't have sex because every fucking second even quite late she comes in.
I wake up to her moving the blanket over me LIKE THE FUCK YOU COME IN TO CHECK MY BLANKETS ON ME PROPERLY? We are 20+ years old this is crazy we being treated like we 5 years old.
Her husband ( gfs father ) left because of a number of things one being prude with sex and since that many many years ago she hasn't even so much as dated someone else she doesn't have any other hobbies other then fussing over her daughter.
Now we totally want to move out but we not in situation right now to.
So what can we do in mean time how does she not understand this? This isn't normal.
Since typing this she has been in twice to move small things and once to offer juice while my pants are down hidden by blanket because we where kissing getting read for sex.
Now shes opened blinds and curtins and window it is 21:00 at night.
Brandon Clark
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Matthew Hughes
lel. But wtf as soon as my girl friend got up to pee she came in opened windows opened curtins its 21:00 at night we getting ready for sex now boner is kill.
If we wanted that shit open we would have opened it.
If my girl friend coughs in the night she calls from the other room "are you ok do you need something"
Asher Jenkins
buy a ton of bondage gear, ask her mom to go to store for some cough drops because you guys are feeling sick, set bondage gear up
then when her mom comes home and open the door to your room, your girl is tied up and shit and screaming, "oh daddy, please whip my ass"
she will never try to go into that room again
Caleb Powell
Temping I was thinking of getting a hat tell her she cant come in when hats on door.
David Rogers
what if the hat needs cleaning so she takes it off to clean and suddenly it's not on the door anymore
Ian Ross
Holy shit this is something she would actually do. Kill me.
Jose Lee
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Julian Jones
the girlfriend would actually set the stuff up, or the mom would actually go fetch cough drops for you?
or maybe both
Hunter Moore
I think the bondage gear is unnecessary.
Just get her to give you a blowjob and tell her not to stop for any reason. When mom walks in, make eye contact with her until she leaves.
Or maybe tell her that the constant intrusion makes you uncomfortable.
Or put up the money for a motel room for one night and fuck like there's no tomorrow.
Austin Bennett
You're supposed to marry her you stupid piece of shit. If you don't marry her you are implying she is a cum dump, not someone you want to spend your life with.
Daniel Garcia
Get a room in a hostel
Lucas Richardson
Go out in the woods and fuck under a starlit sky and a blanket. Nature sex is top tier user, and now you got a reason to do it.
Ryan Miller
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Levi James
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Henry Hughes
listen OP, you need to be clear with the mother. she's concerned but overreacting. tell her, you're together with her daughter, you're both responsible adult and ARE going to have sex, regardless of her trying to stop you. comfort her that the daughter is fine and you guys need the privacy
Grayson Diaz
this. Or maybe, just maybe
Ryan Adams
why not just lock the door? I mean, I knew you Pollocks were dumb, but fuck. It's like you don't deserve to breed bc you're so fucking dumb.
Lucas Jackson
Hey OP, have you heard of this thing? They tend to be useful for keeping people out of your room.
Sebastian Jackson
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John Clark
Stop being a bitch, you're a man right. So tell her to give you and your gf some privacy, Then start fucking your gf's brains out. Ask your gf's mother if she'd like to watch. Then have a threesome.
Zachary Green
polacks are too poor to afford doors with keys. if they save money on cheaper doors, they can afford to buy more vodka and potatoes
Carson Hughes
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Dominic Ortiz
MUM WANTS YOU! She wants to see you naked… she wants to see your cock… she's making the opportunities…. GO FOR IT, OP!
Christian Gonzalez
I would not let my daughter go to her room with any guy besides me, her grandfather, her brothers or a close male relative. I would not even allow her to sit close to any male not aforementioned, maybe I even going as far as to not allow her to sit in the same seat with the guy.
Alexander Gomez
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Lincoln Howard
That might be why she's doing that.
Levi Thomas
did u try telling her to stop coming in? Did u tell her u need and deserve privacy? If yes, just fuck and have her be embarrassed, once she walks in on u.
Connor Cook
say you're going to the movies and get a hotel or something you unimaginative prick
Chase Mitchell
No sex before marriage user
Ian White
Just fuck her and dont give a shit about mom. Fucking beta boy
Oliver Reed
It's her fucking house, you faggot. She's the one who has to clean the bed-sheets.
Henry Hughes
Why was she kicked out of Britain?
Aiden Young
Are you retarded?
Nathaniel Cooper
yes. i am retarded
Andrew Jenkins
/bane/post It's the cure to everything. Adopt CIA stance Tell her that the sex plan you just filed for tonight lists you, your girlfriend but not her. Tell them that the first one to make you a sandwich gets to stay in the room.
