How can I make my chair stop squeaking when I fap hard?

How can I make my chair stop squeaking when I fap hard?

stop making gay threads you loser

Get a stabler chair, almost got fucked up real hard when I got my office chair break on me.

You could play music or something to muffle the sound also this.

Do it on the floor.
Or better, do it in bed with me. Except you won't be allowed to touch your dick while I ravage your ass. You can only cum from being fucked by me. You can't touch yourself.

I personally find jacking off on the bed to be more pleasurable compared to jacking it while sitting, only problem is you gotta clean up immediately if you don't want a cumstain.

If the chair in question can be taken apart and put back together again, perhaps you could use something like oil to make the parts work with minimal screeching.

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Beat me to it.

It's filthy and it's a bitch to clean my man, I prefer sticking with my natural charm.

This.

I approve of your lewdness. Tell me of your cum-stain-induced mate-attracting successes.

fuck off fags

It's aromatizing. When I lure fresh young boys into my bedroom and they catch the whiff of my cockstink, they all know what's going to happen.

Aha, that sounds lovely. Is it a potent aphrodisiac, for some anyway?

Girls are averse and think it's icky. But boys…

I know what boys like.

I can tell you do. You truly are the charmer aren't you?

All clean!

>Boyfriend messeges me a pic of his new onahole used

Cocked and ready, here we go again..!

Nice. Niceee.
Have fun user. Well, I guess you already had.

stop being gay

stop fapping

Stop posting men you closet faggot.
goddamn chicken meme is growing on me

wait hold on, its a dove or some fucking flying bird… or is it a chicken? since doves are white right?

Go back to facebook you normie

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Fap on your bed instead.

A good petroleum based lubricant will help with friction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Get out gay homosexuals.
t. straight heterosexual

saved

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You guys need to embrace negro homosexualality NOW!