Pony bread

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thanks for baking, Skitty

Inb4 dead

I tried to bake but it died

bread can never die

It died twice just now

Thanks for saving the last thread guys. Good jib

and yet we have arised stronger.

i want to make sweet like to yellow horse

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Her name is fluttershy

it doesn't matter who she is

what matters is my plan

Make us a sticky thread too mod pls

If it happens again I will try to catch it before it slides.

thank you

She wouldnt you though, at least if you only called her yellow horse


There was no catching it though

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caught the other thread before it. If you notice before me. try to keep the thread bumped.

it would be extremely painful

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Thats not an airplane vag thats a plane IN a vag

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Hawt

Here is some true airplane vag

hoers*

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Well it is a pony throd

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Travis is over rated , and is limited to this shit chan

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Travis is on cuck chan and masterchan.

Its a stupid meme, just as stupid as chickun, so i expect it to last for years

It already has lasted years. 3 years now.

i like travis

he's probably a swell guy IRL

Time flies. Seems like yesterday when you fags started shopping some fat kid on everything

I was talking about the meme not the person

Since you like Travis so much I'll be sure to post a lot of him.

Hey, Reece

Wont bother me, im used to retards posting stupid shit

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Kek.

hey

banana was always better

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I take it last Holla Forumsread got uncirculated again?

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there was a spam attack. the whole board got slid

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Fair enough.
Tbh I am glad for the new OP at least.

What an unimaginably gruesome depiction that is.

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You didnt like my aryanne op?

yeah that's a nice bonus. nice trips too.

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Just wanted to remind you guys, you are the biggest faggots. Don't forget that.

Thanks, i almost forgot

Heya Cate, how're you?


It's not that, I love Aryanne, and don't mind the occasion Aryanne OP, but as a permanent sticker on our community here in Holla Forums she doesn't really fit, that's all.


How're you going Smokey?

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High as a kite.

i'm alright. just finished dinner. how are you?

fUCK aNIMU

Dont you exclusively post anime tho

pshhh

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Maybe….. Whats it to you?
wkrn.com/2016/12/21/man-gets-30-years-for-building-lethal-x-ray-machine-to-kill-muslims-obama/

Sounds like a good time :3


I'm ok, waiting for halo wars 2 to finish downloading before i disappear in that for the next forever.
I actually liked halo wars 1.
I didn't understand why It got so much hate, like, its story was solid, it had great animations and cut scenes, some game play elements were shit, I'll admitjust some balanec issues overall, but overall the game was a good game.
Apparently halo wars 2 fixes all the issues and its on PC now as well, so that's also a positive.

USE THE EMBED FEATURE _d4Kj2u4VN8?t=2m18s

How inconvenient.

tfw will never be able to fuck anime

we actually have a Holla Forumsread discord server, don't believe i've seen you there

It is to me, that you are being hypocritical and im calling you out on it

i never got into the halo series, since it was always on xbox and i never had one. i did play the first one a couple times but got whipped pretty solidly at it.

iktf
Nope I've never gotten an invite nor have I asked for one. That was from my discord

You know it was a joke right?…. I spelled it like I was fucking retarded for that very reason

what does "SGREAT" mean?

Oh

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How goes it with you?

all the best death ray plots begin at Hardees

It's like great but like really fucking great.

There there pal

kek its the past place to plot genocides

The joke was lost when you assumed people don't think you're retarded.

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This tbh fam

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idk how I put past instead of best

xd dood I knew someone would say that

here's hoping VR can help

if you're ever interested feel free to join
discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX8MS7xR

we even got a grimdark/gore channel that people rarely use that you might enjoy


part of me regrets not putting at least a little more effort into that pic
i was feeling mighty lazy

yes?

I love the Halo series honestly.
the latest games not so much, because halo 4 and 5 bent the lore and story over and fucked it stupid.
literally stupid.
it no longer makes any fucking sense, but that's cause the original people aren't in control anymore.
the way I see it is there was a schism at the end of 3 where a second world was created kinda like how marvel and DC have a million different earths to tell whichever hero story they want in as many different ways as possible.

Very solid series until Reach anyway :3


I'm very tired, but I am ok, doing well.

very silly tbh fam

Yes?

Sorry you're tired.

Here's hoping I'll be dead soon

sure I already joined

no u

my first job was working in the kitchen of a Hardees

pets u

asdasdasd

here's hoping you'll live a long and happy life
kewl


tork ur a fgt

Nah it was my fault from staying up till 11pm that's all.
I am good though otherwise :3

Iza pls

someting the matter?

Glad to hear that.

You bastard

Learn about any good plots? Or take part in any?
That would be neato

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Nothing at all.

o-kay

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hello


what are u trying to say

My Travis thread was nuked so I'm posting here.

whatcha up to Reecers?

i saw is a shame make new thread and repost all

I'm going to make a new one. I already did but it was deleted within minutes

i added 38 more songs to my music folder and my music folder is now 2GB bigger

i'm starting to learn why mp3 exist now


have you ever made a travis pic before?

spammer is back try to save any threads you have a liking for

Then we dead cause no sticky

No. i don't know how to use any of those programs.

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We cyclinic tho.

Didnt matter earlier, so wont matter now

wow good job, do you ever just put on a big old playlist and let it go for a while?

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let me pet u!

*peppersprays you*

8ch.net/b/res/6760671.html

some good sport in this thread if you are up to it

you dont carry pepper spray

yeah i do that a lot. it's good for background noise

if i ever do long car rides with a friend ever again i seriously just want to lay on my whole music collection into his car music player thing

awww that sounds really fun. I love goin on drives with friends! I got music on my phone now too so I can always have some good tunes with me. I'm listening to 30 Seconds To Mars now while I write

So whatchya up to?

imgur.com/gallery/Uszvy

MY SIDES

morning

I tried to make a new Travis thread but it got deleted.

lol. it's a femboy too. they must have had a laugh

Hello

hey candyman


what do you write?

im doing some pieces for food and beverage magazines, its really fun work

how embarrassing.

lmfao

hello


they are very salty. i think people should post a bunch of pones in there just to see what comes about

Kek

that's cool, so the stuff you write actually gets put in magazines?

anonymous.

At present just one e-zine, but a print magazine had me do a piece for them so I'm going to see where that goes.

look skitty, colten drew a comfy pupper!~

thats pretty good

Thanks, its starting to work out pretty well. Awww fluttersocks are so cute. do you have any cute socks you like to wear?

I fail to understand why you frequently seek my attention because then when you get it you will begin to ask me to kill myself due to my attention not being to your liking.

Hes a troll

i think youre a cool guy, thats all. also, us furries gotta stick together! Besides I'd never want you to kill yourself and I've told you as much when you were drunk and stuff and feeling crappy.

Besides, I get the feeling you like Colten's art


This too.

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Howdy Rap!

i have a couple of stripey socks…. but nothing long sock-ish

my fave ones right now are probably the stripey blue-black ones i have so….

awww that sounds really cute! I have a few pairs, I got some long white and blue striped stockings cuz Gaeburn wanted me to wear them for him, but I really like just standard tube socks

trapdoor.

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how is rose, and what is he up to?

Cathal Brugha was a neat man. Did you learn about him in school?

independent.ie/irish-news/1916/thinkers-talkers-doers/cathal-brugha-a-very-complex-patriot-34267743.html

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haha nice!

My first ban from Holla Forums, i couldnt be prouder

Ikr

ha, good job

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rose is fine. he is just chilling, he guesses.

how is… dudeguy user?

i don't remember much about school tbh

i wasn't very good at it believe it or not

But you're a willingly ill buffoon who prides himself over how idiotic he can "pretend to be". Considering you a friend is not only insulting, it's degrading. I know this is an anonymous image board but you are still a person, the particular type of person who sports a mode of behavior that is highly conflictive with mine. I'm not your friend and I'm not "sticking with you" on anything and to find a circumstance where that wouldn't apply could be described as an infinitesimal probability. Anything new and unknown introduced to me by you is immediately attributed my perception of your character and it becomes garbage. It may not exactly be garbage, but because you are the one who brought it about, it becomes garbage in my eyes.

well youre a good boy now at least. *pets u*

also can i have a link to whatever pencils pit of pony is


that's good, fine is good. any friday plans or will you be alone on a friday night?
same

Fanmade comic thats been going on for a year

With doodles and side comics

pencilsponyforge.tumblr.com

cool thanks, i like this art

I have none.

just let me give you an enema! just try it!

He is a great artist and the comic is half decent. Needs more lewd tho

surely you are planning to do something though, like drink and draw or whatever, even if you will be alone


had not even heard of them until now, but yeah the stuff is tops

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fucking WHAT

something is sure to come up.
but, for now. just looks like I'll be drinking the night away.


skitters.

I didn't say anything.

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good twos but seriously

fags

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preposterous.
how are you this fine morning?


what's up, sir?

Im not a fag

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meh, u?

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been better.
wondering why the titles of cat videos are starting to sound more and more like the titles of free porn videos

USE THE EMBED FEATURE watch?v=-qtVG-jHMcI

Bored. How about you?

wow. fucking dicks!

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ikr
worst filter of all time

did you get to read that book?

Why does he do this

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the very same! did you hear about the CIA leaked documents uncovering the existence of both psychics and life on mars?


oh, no sir.
I should. it's in these tabs somewhere.

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Surely that is a ludicrous ruse.

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why do you still act perplexed by people enjoying your overwrought reactions?


let me know what you think, I expect you'll enjoy it though its rather creepy

would I ruse you, skitty?


that picture is cancer.

hi

he might just be swimming around

Its just skitty getting an enema. its beautiful and natural!

What's that supposed to mean?


I believe you and many others are capable of this, yes.


Srsly tho, idunno why you say WHAT, I just made a random post cause im bored..

shoving water in your ass is natural?
well, if you say it, must be true.


you'd have to be pretty stupid to get rused by me.

just to bother you of course

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sweet post

Hey Rose, I compiled a list of your fetishes the other day!

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did you really?
you didn't post them here, did you?

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Your post almost implies you have higher than realistic expectations from me.


I don't even think you're capable of that.

his face is an abomination
is he even capable to look himself in the mirror?

Ask him

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no linking his posts might be contagious

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That's true

naw not really, but its a fairly common fetish.


skitty bothering is pretty much the new national past time.


if i scroll through fast enough it makes a neat animated gif!


good job scootafriend!

oh yes. I have high expectations of almost everyone.

you're an absolutely 100% harshman tbh

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Is you even capable to English?

you should have seen the next few, they became quite surreal

I've been doing my best to bother him for years, it's wonderful

Kek. This is the last one I have

wanting to be clean is natural.
for most.

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and you always talk about how you want to rimjob him and literally suck the feces out of his rectum like an industrial vacuum, you must be just as disgusting as him

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Aw its alright, it isnt exactly a flattering pic since I was half frozen and all. And anyhow it keeps Dissy from bothering others

best song tbh

i started more recently but i think im pretty good at it tbh

you are an absolute fucking savage

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i like to keep my bothering lighthearted and fun. but yeah that is a good response

I think I'm evolving.

into a full fledged homosexual

into a delcatty?

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i like your pokemon joke

i…. don't remember saying these things


i've been considered attractive IRL before so it's not like i'm deformed or have my face drooling off me or anything

and i'm not saying blewberry does either or anything

do you want to be clean?


Reecey is a cuteboi, ive seen him and can confirm. Sadly no one wants to give a rimjob to a fat mexican piece of shit like you.


saved


I do as well, its not fair getting too personal.

Holy crap people in that thread are getting MAD. I'm going to mine it for screencaps.

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give me that rimjob Reeceypet and put on those cute diapers for me

thanks.


of horse.

Reecey has never worn diapers for me but I'd like him to, itd be pretty cute!


squee!

awww poor blewberry his feeling got hurt too bad his boyfriend isnt here to white knight him

No seas ridiculo

I did, but they were pretty much all silly things that you have claimed were your fetish before that I'm not entirely sure if you were serious about. They were things like "Psychoanalysis via world wide web" and "Force feeding peanut butter". I also listed a ton of things you definitely weren't into, including lactation, vore, and shoving ice cubes up your ass. My search queries were not that imaginative. Literally just looked up username=Rose, keyword=fetish.

The only serious shit was stuff we already know, like the fact that you're into traps and furry stuff. I also found that in your earlier posts, you have claimed to be a bottom, and in your more recent posts, you have claimed to be a top. I am confused which one is true.

There was one actually serious fetish that I did find, but I did not post it.

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Que paso?

You should see the size of Skitty's erection right now.


I'm just enjoying the shit storm. This dear moderator thread is too fun! Hey do you have a favorite pony?

a simple yes would have sufficed.
my brain gets fuzzy, and I forget things.

Is that sum IAP?

el paso


hey shinyshines

How was your Fl visit

No entiendo.

no favorite ponyshit

haven't even gone yet actually. sometimes i wonder why we even have a place there. i do love it down there though


lo entiendo

G'day Blewberry


Don't you open that


G'day rose

howsu?

Wow,that kinda sucks

what's down, honey?

Kinda. might still head down there for a little bit tho

Let me know, i still wanna hang out sometime =^.^=

If I'm in town for a bit I'll hit you up

hahahaha

the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight

You got my 786 number right, just text me

yep, okay

Tired overall.
Yourself?

im enjoying a comedy bonanza over here
8ch.net/b/res/6760671.html#6761473
join in if youre not too tired, theres all teh butthurt you can drink!

same, more or less.
I finished the jojo anime today.

There ya go I contribooted


I dunno what that is

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prove it homo
post a pic
I dare you

jojo's bizarre adventure.
it's like fist of the north star, except with vampires. and all the characters are ridiculously ★~fabulous~★

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Where do you watch your cartoons?
I've been asked to watch one punch, and I wanna finish watching heroes of the galactic republic and fist of the north star has always caught my interest as well

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That guy is super triggered.
He reminds me of the minecraft autist from this video


Hey Skitty, how're you?

kiss anime and kiss cartoon.
it'll bitch at you for adblock, but if you stop the script that detects that shit in its tracks, they're probably the best places to watch animated shows currently.

its like im back on halfchan with the newfags screaming "modsmodsmodsmodsmodsmods"

i said el paso because que paso reminded me of it, since i watched For a Few Dollars More today and that is where the bank robbery took place. go that is a good trilogy

hey skitty mental gymnastics over here skitty

+d

How so?


They obviously haven't graduated university yet.
They need to lurk moar

the massive spergout of blewberry is hilarious he is fighting with shadows and skitty at the same time

haha they suggested autobanning people who post ponies. Because thats a thing.

ya gotta get an ad-on for it.
there's a few, but I use ublock origin, but I forgot why.

hello Holla Forumsread

Hi

mira.

I'll check it out sometime.
Can you not watch without the addon?

Hey Mira!


You cant even be bothered to join raids on derpibooru, do you really think I expect you to take up arms here if the worst should happen? I'd gladly fight beside you, but I'm well aware you wouldn't do the same for me. But this has nothing to do with me. It's good once in a while to remind the newfriends that we're not just a circlejerk.

Hello shiny How're you doing?

Hai rose howsu? :3

it'll give you ten seconds before it stops the video. but it gives you the option to watch in your native player, which lets you watch the video regardless.


good enough. just chilling really.
how have you been?

Doing good, getting a good laugh out of this thread about Holla Forums moderation. I even got a coveted 8ch ban!

My bad this thread here
8ch.net/b/res/6760671.html

link in steam pls?

tbh I do'nt care who the BO/mods is/are, or what they do.
Long as they don't fuck with people pointlessly it really doesn't matter.

the goal of that thread is to get them to fuck with people pointlessly, namely us. It'll be interesting to see what transpires now that they're considering it…

Ditto

even if i was the best looking person in the world and posted a pic i would still get memed and posted here all the time

i can almost guarantee i know people that come to Holla Forums…. the embarassment would be too harsh for me tbh

sentaroonie.

seems not to have one punch kek, I'll search the others now.

I could be better, hello. How's it going?


He happened? What does he mean by this
wow he didn't invite me
just ;~;
I smoked weed lol xX420Xx xD

Tired, but good.

I see you're enjoying the mod thread as well kek :P

kissanime should have it.
cause, one punch is anime y'see?

coward and low esteem homo detected

i did invite you but i sent it by telegram. did you not check your post office for telegrams today?
dude weed, that is so epik
i wish i was you

It's pretty ridiculous

pshh
u don't, but i wish I was with you

Youre cute enough you dont have to prove it to any Mexican ever. Except maybe Skitty.

i've been fine just been reading this book about science.


Hmm going down a slippery slope with very little evidence that it will actually work and lots of evidenceo n the contrary kek

e621.net/pool/show/6384

[audible reee]

Thanks


Nothing will come of it either way.

also, my reference to thousands and thousands of posts a day was that 4/b got, what, a hundred thousand posts a day? so our spamming was tolerable there. Whereas in a place with a smaller user base it'd be nothing short of overkill.

they say knowledge is power mang!
anything interesting you got in that there book?

its a pretty big book i'm on the part where its going over the history of science from the greek philosophers to the modern age and its pretty interesting stuff ^_^

Rocket sure looks a bit different than what I remember him from the movie. Talking about guardians of the galaxy, I like to imagine the comic could be an idea.

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guess it only works in the 2d world

I rember

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bleepitty bloopetty

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How goes it?

tired.

i spent most of the day fake-smiling and talking to relatives

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Jesus, thought you all died

please don't take the lords name in vain

ur ded

tst

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I did, but then I called for a Medic

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time4sleep

goodnight

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Nighty Reecey!!

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good morning, friends!

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that didn't take long

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hey Dossy! this one's pretty good, reminds me of one I made during the tumblr raids

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It's dossy now, you gotta redo it m8

Did he show up last night?

Hae shows up occasionally to shriek drunkenly and tell us how long he'll be in jail next time.

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Much better

So why did he change the name to dossy? Was dissy too endearing?

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Blewberry made a typo when saying hey Dissy to someone and the name stuck.

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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

wow nice

THANKS PRESIDENT TRUMP!

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i don't know why but that picture really makde me laugh

REECE! NO! BED! BAD REECE~!

Yea, ain't brakes on this here train!


Making poni great again!


Hiya Solaire!


Hey Reecey!
sleep well?

i've been trying, had a weird sort of day so my sleep will be weird too probably

yepo I hoope your having a nice friday

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aww poor lil guy. I'm sorry.

Holy shit Hillary Clinton created an entirely new metric for cringe.

Thx, but complex math ain't so much fun until you know how to solve everything


Everything okay there?

haven't really been sleeping, just resting-ish

i think i've forgotten how2sleep

I'm as fine as usual.

Fuckin nice m8

Try turning my head the other way, flipping it on the vertical axis so it looks more like I'm looking at the noose contemplatively.

why u gots to be so harsh

do u create meme heads to hide the sadness in your own life?

You gotta try to keep your sleeping times consistent for a while if you don't want to have these sleepless times. If you can, try to stay awake from now till 10pm your time and try sleeping then


yay glad to hear!
I'm just chillin studying for my math exam ;-;

Is that you?

alimony man.

haven't seen him for a while

This one's better, good jerb!

How do you make these

i do try to get my sleep normal, sometimes it just feels like lights turn on in my head and i feel 100% awake

i've been up the whole day though, so hopefully i might just sleep tonight

discordio. this is actually discordio right now

Are you eating regularly? You really should try to get into a good schedule, I keep saying you need a proper routine

i've been trying to. chill man

eating good regular meals can help, thats an easy one to do usually. maybe start there?

right

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LMAO JUST LOL

No I didn't. It says I'm questioning my sanity.
Funny how this game seems to be doing exactly what I'd probably be doing irl

hitler*

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Hello

I certainly hope he doesn't

I got killed by a car? How predictable.

hey it's me!

There you are community-chan.
Come back to the love thread.

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Finally some good posters show up

No….
I should have glanced longer.
You're not who I thought you were.
I thought the spammer got fed up with us and tried his hand here.

Hey Disco. how goes it?

that would be turbly rude doe

I'm going to make a new Travis thread. See you there.

Aren't they occupying your land. They deserve it.

Then the question should be
"Where is the closest British storage shed full of tea. And where is the closest body of water?

My apologies for coming in uninvited, however, I have a request.
I notice that one of you was posted in the game I just hosted, so I feel compelled to ask here. I'm somewhat out of touch when it comes to hosting those games, so if any of you ha a problem with how I did it, please let me know. Whether it be me posting too quickly or too slowly, or with how I cropped the images. Please, if there's any way I can improve, let me know.

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I KNEW YOU SETUP AJ YOU LITTLE FUCKER

Come now, silly.
If it were possible to rig the game, would I let my own character perish so early?

Ah, there he is.

fair enough

you've twisted me arm

vocaroo.com/i/s13V9ZCQoxqU

Kill as many as those limeys you can.

My apologies, it's just something I do whenever I type.

Hello.
I jumped in a little.

I'm… or used to be… !TehFoxWnbru
Don't know the name? That's fine. I used to post as the fox on 4chan something like 3 or 4 years ago in the early Ish days.

Waddap

Well, naturally, I never apologize when there's something remotely worth actually apologizing over. It's just in standard conversation I do it a lot.

what is your opinion on rimjobs and why arent you giving me one right now?

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I have coffee

that webm gave me Xtremely mild flashbacks tbh

You again. What a small world. When I woke today, the last thing I had on my mind was that I'd run into you in a place like this, but here we are. Incredible.

kek

industrial vacuum kek

i didn't say anything about sucking feces out of butts though


i've been considered attractive IRL before so.... someone somewhere thinks i'm prrrty to some degree

so you're mom called you handsome once?

Requesting Aku and Skyes pics. I haven't seen them.

no…. this was legit, it gives me a ego of about 1% knowing it too

no. i don't want to get doxxed/recognized by people who may or may not come to Holla Forums

also, i saw chijo and aku get travised before

posting anything too personal here is embarrasisng

all you have to know is i'm not deformed or made out of goo

That can't be

I don't like how sore your tongue gets when you're finished. That undertongue overstretch? Aught

Because I'm waiting for the taste of my gf to dissipate first.

I'll be sure to put him in some travises. I've been needing more characters. I probably have it saved.

everytime i see aku make that face expression in his pictures i keep hearing video relateds exact sound in my mind.... for some reason

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i genuinely think the guy in the 5th pic holding the timestamp looks quite nice

all the other people are making weird facial experessions and that skye pic is shopped

I got some ideas kek. Whenever I do a collage again like one of these again. You'll see one of them.
Thanks m8

Didn't mean to say again twice, really should've reread that.

Second picture, StrawBoss, looks like someone I'd want to party with.

i don't know who half of the people in >>6763712
those pics are.... i think the guy with the big glasses is actually from a police criminal photo though

rude

I don't know any
So there's that.

neat i was right.

wot a smug bastard doe

The first two pics are people from the Jap thread I troll on cuck chans /int/. Takahiro and Strawboss

hello tiny friend

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I'm not sure how I should respond.

hey hey

being a good boy?

That was good enough.

i like my legs


i'll probably be able to sleep in a couple of hours so….

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pffff

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maybe one day

i swear i looked semi-decent once upon a time though, i got some nice things said about

not boasting, just saying

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fixt

thats good, you need a happy reecey nap!

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you still look fine reecey. dont post pics for this mexican fag, he'll just photoshop them and try to force a meme for no reason and then think he's funny.

he is funny

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yuh huh


cancan!

Funnier than your retarded chikun meme

i'm just very slow


meh


why are you here

that is not exactly a high bar

That's true.

i was just thinking actually, blewberry has probably more irish in him than i do, he's a ginger

the only thing i have is freckles

It…was?
H'okay.


I almost saved those omg halp'

What's wrong with that?

Your edits are all garbage. One forced meme doesn't beat another. I bet you can shit your diaper harder than Blewberry too, faggot.

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why do u do dis

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I'm the one you really want, right?
You've been salivating over a chance to deface my pic for weeks. Since I've been drinking since lunch I will make you a deal.

Post yourself, timestamped, in this thread, and I will post myself. Quid pro quo. I think people around here are just as curious as to what you look like, so make that happen and you'll get your pic.

K

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When the drive died I simply promised not to build another library.
Id get far too attached.
Here are all the images that I found that DONT suck
Plus when friends saw the library with no context, instant weirdo. Much easier to ecplain a folder of a a character from kill la kill.
Ponies are more taboo than Naruto sometimes.

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And he calls disco a faggot
also checked

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Looks like someone struck gold lel

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This is better than chinese cartoons

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did someone dox him

Maybe

Or maybe you're just blewberry being weird like usual.

no

these are skitty pics do not post without skitty permission

Kek. His name isn't blewberry. Its Jarret Hermann.

It's tooo late, once someone posts my fluttershy pictures, it's theirs and I can't take them back and they become my enemy for life

fuck off jarret

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I'm trying to eat

are these facebook pictures or something?

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chickun will live forever!

So much potential in these

Yes

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Holy crap, I didnt realize people were this interested in me!

A million times zero is still zero

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exposed

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oh dear, I had my shirt hanging out there, I'm a bit embarassed

Die in a fire, Jarret

You should be.

Did you bang any of these girls?

its gr8 finally something interesting is happening around here

He's a faggot. What do you think?

Stop trying to seduce ponies

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garbage

THANK YOU! good to see someone can educate the new friends around here

thats a pretty good bane tbh

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No problem, Jarret.

yeah the poison ivy one wasnt great, not sure which version she was going for.


Yo! post the pic of me with Dwight Schrute! That one was boss


this one's pretty good too! Took forever to get that dye out though

wow


oh jesus. are those the butt peaches

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Haha fuck yes, Comedian! That was a pretty good costume too!

Did you fuck any cosplaying guys? or get fucked

i'm going to head to bed

goodnight everyone

Gnight Reecerooo!


naw I was just there for the comics convention really, but I figured while I was there I'd dress up and have a good time. I got to meet the guy who drew The Killing Joke, Brian Bolland, that was awesome!

pleasant dreams

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awww I wish I'd had a crowbar in this one = (

decent pirate actually. needs beard though

What kind of stuff do you usually write Jarret?

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i am currently noticing that bulge

Thanks yo! Sorry for camwhoring up the thread. This user still hasnt found one of my favorite pics though.


I write a lot of stuff, recipes, all sorta things really. I used to do a lot of fiction but that doesnt pay worth a damn.

That yellow lantern/scarecrow combo is creative

did you hook up with the green lantern here?

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that bane looks really cool

wow he looks really creepy

I dont really go to cons to have sex with random people.

Oh here it is, check this out, this is one of my favorites

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that guy looks like he is worried to be standing next to a future child molester

hello Holla Forumsread

he was actually a really cool bro. The dude walked arount the convention asking everyone there what kind of bond paper they printed their comics on. The costume was really easy to put together too, but damned if it didnt come out looking great.


Hey Mira!

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That comic could have been really fun, its a shame it didnt do better. Oh well.

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The funny thing is that if you were a 4chn oldfag you'd have known all about this stuff years ago. I tried to create the LOT game with 4chan fags from the Game of Bros thread, so all this was readily available back then.

you are a no body even the janitors of 4chan mentioned you once and no more because you were irrelevant

yuh huh. That's why you're furiously hunting for pictures of me to wank off to on a Friday night. Cuz I'm a nobody.

Love how he keeps trying to play it down.

you are a proven failure

I post in pony bread, the fuck did you think, I was secretly the CEO at some company? haha… though that would make doxing me a lot more amusing.

I feel bad if that's not him. If it is, hope you like Dominos.

holy shit where'd everypony go?

Are you scared one of these deranged ponyfuckers is gonna come to your house?

what's on it?

this Holla Forumsread is turning into a massive dox campaign

anyone want to change the subject?

no

im not sure, but i dont think he lives there anymore

I've invited a few of em. I like my breadpals = )


sure, what do you want to talk about? Glad you liked my pictures too!

I dont

Build one or specialty?

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build one!

I usually go for the philly cheese steak pizza, and cinnastix too! dont forget those, and be sure to ask if they have any deals going on.


Hola Canon!

I like this idea.
Blew, hurry up and get rich shit.
Pony terrorists need funding.

I can't be behind 7 travises if I call them.

I have told him that he should financially support Hamas

One of us needs to for sure, then the brony extremist army will be a force to be feared!


aw well. No worries.

heyy canon

anything really. i'm still trying to get off to sleep

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Well, did you have anything good to eat today? I made a German meal that I quite like, sausage, onion, cabbage and potatoes fried up and then sauced with beer, apple sauce, and whole grain mustard. added some nice caraway seeds too.

How much money is rich? I have like four hundred bucks in my account right now, feeling pretty good

my sides

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He better get a party started

ummm… you realize you have to pay online when you do online ordering right? I don't know how I'll eat all that, but thanks for the free pizza I guess.

As Dr.Zoidburg once taught me, depends how you spent it friend.

Shit have to drop some things

Would you still eat it if i shit on it?

you better invite your homo friends to home there is a lot of pizza to be eaten

I spend it mostly on cum lube. But I try to be efficient.

Got it to $99 and some change

At store, what should I buy…

do they have wings?

Hiya Blew!
how's u?
if they pay, enjoy that pizza lol


Heyy again Reecey!
still trying to sleep? :3

cornstarch, two sponges, and box of nitrile gloves

Why would I do that?

We have a genius here.


If you came all the way to Virginia to shit on a pizza, would I eat it? Well, I mean, itd be rude not to at least try a piece after you came all that way and I'd want to be a good host.


uh huh. Dominos doesnt delive to where I live, by the way.


Get some cheese yo! You gotta try some cheeses!


chans have gotten a lot nicer since I was last doxed, it's kinda sweet really

W-what's that for?

toplel

pretty much yeah

i'm phasing in and out of everything too

wish i could just pass out

science experiment

Oh, that's the fleshlight recipe. pshhh, no way

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I hate when I cant sleep, I'm really sorry, Reecey

Oh…

Skittles, skitty, skittles.

three different recipes tho.
why not? you can make video reviews and show them to me

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kek. but i think the order is too obvious of a troll and they wont make it

he is an expert on cheddar cheese I support the idea of him making a video review for the Holla Forumsread

i think it looks okay, would be a good amount for a fair sized party, and it's friday night

it was worth a shot

Oh, they let you just order without immediate payment or call confirmation there? heh


Yeah, guess so
haha guess so

I'm doin' good, just studying and chillin a bit before bed


Just stay on bed with a phone, I tend to fall asleep pretty quick if I'm really sleepy

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They do apparently

I cant stop laughing at his wide forehead soon the only remaining hair left will be at the back of his head

thanks Cynthia

Friday night pizza party!

Based Cynthia

I hope they don't call twili

blew will pay the gas bill this time dont worry about the oven he's got your back

we have to ask him for his address we must order sum pizza for him too

Need to make him some thirsty craigslist ads too, try to get some desperate old men to show up at his place.

"Willing rapey, find in basement, wont protest too much"

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kek

Gnight

goodnight foxbro!

Nighty!

The thing is he already gets fucked by craigslist guys for fun, so he wouldn't mind too much. I think people looking for rape prefer a good deal of protesting though


Have you been posting user this whole time?

g'night M'lady

… pls

Are you a girl or just acting like one?

also this is a pretty good review. needs better mic tho.


jeez fine.

lol

He's just a faggot

I'm trans.

kill yourself then.

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Don't laugh at me

so what did you end up getting, Skitty?

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are you a sexy nurse

Nothing. I got caught up trying to find a will to live.

You got a lot of good stuff goin in your life, Skitty. You gotta hang around and keep goin or Nick will stop coming around bread!

You look like a fucking retard swinging that light saber around

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Well at least it isn't a broom handle haha.

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why does he do this

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/5993405/325#p6336542

i don't trust people who don't use the tomorrow theme

saved


to see you ask why, most likely.

dark > tomorrow

can't he just phone them and cancel the order?


i'm in bed with my laptop

i just love the bigger screens to be entirely honest with you tbh

What have you tried to get to sleep?

daily reminder to stay hydrated

I still don't understand that "do they sell a sense of self worth" thing

i've used both, but i don't like the shape of the dark theme posts. weirdly rounded and boxed in. just think tomorrow is cleaner
either one is superior to default, and better on the eyes

head on pillow, lights off


hydrate me plz

your will to live comment reminded me of it
also i recommended nitrile gloves then too. i assume for the same reason, and you keep not doing it. im gonna have to just send you one.
can't believe you haven't found it yet though it's been awhile /5993405/340#p6355868

thank


i disliked the rounded boxes at first but i've grown used to it
the tomorrow theme has white text fields and QR which is really irritating
i mean bright colors are meh by themselves but being on a dark background just makes them all the more noticable

could probably edit the tomorrow theme to change that but i'm too lazy and have minimal CSS knowledge

curved corners remind me of everything that has gone to shit with technology over the past 15 years

oh wow. totally forgot about that. okay point go to dark on that one, the qr box is way better. tomorrow needs this

you could try to wind down with a beer or something>>6765181

i think your lightsabers look cool, i would duel you and win

Thanks bro, I can give you the page to get them at if you're interested. It's a really fun hobby!

why do you remember these things lol

I've grown twice as powerful since the last time we fought.

why don't you make homemade fleshlight reviews for me? some questions just don't have answers

i only use the most autistic themes

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Ancient weapons and hokey religions are nothing compared to a good chickun by your side

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hihi

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Howdy, horsefuckers.

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ayyyy

Alguna vez tú habías visto los videos del maricón autista de Blewberry? Y cuantas fotos ya habías visto de aquel pobre pendejo?

Soup

dude how can you deny that his moves in the martelllightsaber vid are dope. because they are real good, don't be jealous

How goes it?

chkt

No creo que sabia que tenia eso pero si había visto lo de mas.. perso eso era como un ano pasado so no me acuerdo mucho..

well that video was decent but in some of them he had retarded moves.

like in the one handed ones.

I'm not jealous I'm just I dont know the word
satisfecho, contento, no puedo parar de reirme de ver sus videos y fotos y estoy pensando en que hare con todo eso etc.

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que paso..

Goodnight

I will keep watching, you could be right.

not a bunch, theres some pics fro mmy facebook up there if you want to check em out!


purdy good, playing some Star Wars Battlefront 2. You?


Actually I didn't nail all the moves. I'm not nearly as good at Wushu as the guy who instructed Pedro Pascal for that scene.

Yo no entiendo cómo le has permitido por tanto tiempo que se mofe y dañe tu reputación aquí y tú ya teniendo acceso a todo ese material.
Búrlate de el cuanto quieras no te sientas mal por guardar sus pendejas fotos.

JAJAJAJAJAJA!

Hey Dissy!

Hello there Blewby I hunger for more!

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how many lightsabres you got in your collection?

goodnight sweet canon

Sharky estas aqui?

Me siento un poco mal si me burlo de los enfermitos.

yes hello

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sin piedad ni remordimiento.

El no te ha tenido ni un poco de consideración.
estrangula lo hasta que sangre por los ojos.

why does me siento mean i feel and lo siento mean im sorry?

a good many but i sold a lot

I feel like that's its meaning

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you didn't stuck them up your rectum I suppose.

because when you say me siento you're describing your emotion, but when you say lo siento, it's like a saying where you're basically saying I feel for you or i understand how you feel


lol

i was curious, did you ever meet anyone that used a dildo for the saber hilt or whatever it's called?

I'm doing okay, thinking about watching a western.

okay

watch the dollars trilogy

mexicans just make their crazy language up as they go along. it's not even real spanish.

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so would what he said not be the case in Spain? even if it's not i have to learn mexican spanish for when they takeover the country

vamos… Apoco no disfrutarias por lo menos darle un levanton y una buena putiza?

the tip can sometimes come off during heavy use separating from the polycarbonate blade, so i wouldnt. I think they make legit lightsaber dildos though that are probably safer.


nice, any youre thinkin of in particular?

good to know, thanks

i'm pretty sure they speak italian in spain.
anyway the mexicans won't be taking over shit here. we're kicking them all out.

Castellano is actually a lot harder(Original Spanish) but they have been trying along with Colombia to neutralize Spanish and make it Colombian/Mexican style because it's the easiest to learn .

who r u

jeje la cagas, amaginate

im jew

que es eso?

imaginate*

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I said that skitty was Jewish in the hunger games thread he said he wasn't?????????

God dammit! Netflix has none of them.

Not really. Just looking for marksmen, six guns, good music, and cute horses.

I'm not Skitty so it's fine

huh, didn't know it would be that different. you would be able to communicate with people who speak the castilian dialect though right?


Shoot. those movies have the finest marksmen in western history. and the horse butts are top notch. did you check the Western genre section?

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nah yo si le daba un levantón y una madriza.
en fin.

ya tengo un putero de sueño


got any prof?
picture + time stamp?
Skitty has el pico de la viudez in the hairline if you are not him you wont have it.

it would take me some time like a month or a bit less I have some antique books in Castellano and they are really hard to understand.

your language was designed for people with an average IQ of 88. makes sense it would be easier to pick up.

youre welcome. martial arts rated lightsabers are made for durability, not ease of insertion.


Sieg Heil!

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I don't know much about his hair

hey. how's it going?

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Try Tombstone, great film! you'll love it.


pretty good here, howabout you? We should talk on Steam, theres been disquieting talk.

Blewberry you should feel quite happy that skitty is very merciful
dont mess with him anymore.

nope, it is a joint effort to make Brazil speak Spanish and ease the trade throughout Latin America, Chilean Spanish is the most degenerated and retarded of all of them, but what could you know?
go ahead give your BF a rim job I'm out I'm falling a sleep.
oh yeah post your pics to have the blewbs smokey collection complete!

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Vegeta's hairline

buenas noches señor postea una foto tuya con sombrero

that's how I saved it.

pshh
solong

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see the problem with your country is that anyone smart enough to GTFO of there already left. dirty motherfuckers running across the desert with nothing but the clothes on their backs are smarter than you.

anyway, post your fat fugly mexican face in bread and i'll think about posting myself. post your name too, so i can write an anti-cartel blog in it and get you a colombian necktie.

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yeah that shits already been done.


yeah thats not going to happen. Dissy is pretty autistic about his face. I'd say it's a face only a mother could love, but his mom kicked him out on his arse so…….

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i was told semen is very salty.

Sounds unlikely. Doesn't salt kill stuff? It'd make you infertile if you had a lot of salt in that. I don't know. I'm just assuming.

i bet he's really that 500 lbs mexican ponyfag that skitty was talking about. probably tailed him here. notice how he gets salty to anyone involved with skitty.

i'm on steam, btw.

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What does semen taste like?

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everything i know is a lie

mine's updating before I can sign on, give me a few, I basically just use it as a chat program so I havent been on for a bit.

i think your beef wellington looked pretty good

that's sad they still want to ban us, and we've never broken our deal of staying in one thread.

I'm about to ban you, blew.

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anyway, glad i kept my infinite dynamic IP.

people are pretty pissed, yeah. Its weird really

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Not good?

i knew it. but that is not really an answer. how would you describe the taste?

why are they mad? what is it we supposedly did?

why all the pastel colored horses here? Why not any pastel colored negroes?

Being pony posters seems to be the primary complaint.

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They don't like ponyfags. They don't want you here.

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well too bad.

the actual mods or whatever don't really care as you can see in the thread which is still up
8ch.net/b/res/6760671.html
also there is some top tier horse porn at the bottom if you are interested.
the people who are mad are just the run of the mill salty anons which will always exist no matter what

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ah good, thread's still up.


q_q

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also, this is how the newfriends reacted to Shiny ban evading haha

thanks, but i'm not into horse porn.
anyway i here shiny was banned, so obviously someone cares. i just want to point out that we try our best to not be annoying, and having one thread that can be filtered and never seen again is hardly a hardship for any user.

bruh don't be like that, share your knowledge


yeah but it was just a silly ban, only for one day and the reason was reeeee
i think it was because he got quads with a smug pony face

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well whatever. he shouldn't have been posting outside the thread anyway.

That's right. You faggots stay in here.

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if theres a discussion about bread, I consider it ample reason to come visit. When you summon a shitposter you can't complain when they show up.

that's the deal.
we stay in here. we've kept our end up for a long time, too.


i never post with my trip outside of this thread.

Kek, was it that obvious i was evading?

thats a fair point.

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Uh oh leader is mad at me :/

Top kek

probably on ban list

You took your ban like a champ, I think you did just fine, soldier!

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I couldnt resist the butt hurt

30 lashes. no wait, 20 lashes.
i'm in a merciful mood.
i'm glad to see you still can evade. you always were a top shitposter.

Wuts that

okay then
well, i have been taking this stuff for awhile and i recommend it hipleasures.com/


8ch.net/bans.html

Yea i have one evade attempt, i have xfinity and they have a public wifi built into their modems so im on it with my acct

And thanks i try hard to match you and blews shitposting

Oh i see

You do us proud!

lol
i wonder..

I knew it was a special occasion. Gotta love triggering mods

I'll give you a free sample if you'd like

here we're at peace with the mods, that's Leader's official position. You can trigger the newfags if they're going to screech at us, but not the mods. Try not to make issues with them, it seems peace is more tenuous here than we thought.

you're too modest. i'm an old man now, i'm hardly the shitposter i once was. i really hope the mods decide to leave us alone.

I think i replied to the mod, thats why i got it


We will be fine, i wouldnt worry. They have no reason to fuck with us.

well if you talk to the mods or volunteers in future just try to be nice. I see no reason not to make ourselves heard when autists are screeching to ban us, but the mods are a neutral party in all this and its best they stay that way.

I wasnt after mod rage, just the whiners. Just a lucky coincidence i got banned for a get, basically.

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didn't have any reason to fuck with us on 4chan either.

Well if the user base whines enough, we are gonna hear it. This board is too slow for that.

well just the same, if they're banning our people it's an issue, enough to take us to, like, defcon 3.

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I like to tempt fate. Im a gambler at heart it seems.

No worries. We have our one thread that we stay in, and i dont make pony threads outside of necessity.

Howdy Nick!

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thats the way to do it. I think things will calm down. Still, I don't think the newfags know what we can do. I suggest we really rape derpibooru, make an example and a show of force to remind them.

hello

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nice

Best pony

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this is probably going to be my second day without literally any sleep at all

wonders if i'll start hallucination

fixtit

Get some rest, you can have a psychotic break if you stay up that long

I don't feel so great today.

reecey you should get this taken care of. you need sleep.

i've been trying mang

Ge some sleeping pills then

*huggu*

*huggu too*

that sucks. what's wrong?

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I drink some drink with Cheyenne pepper and my throat is burning still an hour later

Life is truly suffering

Cayenne, Shiny. Cayenne. That stuff isnt even very hot. Just eat some bread

didn't know they had their own type of pepper


it can get up to 50000 SHU which is pretty spicy to those unaccustomed

Yea that stuff, well incouod or i can just bitch and moan like im doing :)

the buddha teaches us that suffering is caused by desire. in this case your desire to drink hot sauce.

I didnt know it was hot sauce!
Ill take a pic of the wicked brew

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is it that stupid hot ginger ale?
why is that a thing?

see

Idunno.

i've had this. it's pretty good, but i wouldn't use it as hot sauce

wtf is that shit?
no way that quenches thirst.

I've worked with ghost chili peppers, habaneros, and scotch bonnets cuz I ran the kitchen at a wings place. Yogurt will help too.

it it a mental feel or a physical feel?

Thats what im fucking saying
Shit burns

Never said it was hot sauce, i dont like thing

Im exaggerating, but my tongue is a bit numb still

i'm drinking my own invention, margarita in a can.

Nick nO! Dont go in the showers!

i have done a ghost peeper wing challenge, that was pretty hot


is that like a bud lime-a-rita?

Seems like a favorite of yours,as of late

ginger does indeed have some heat to it. thats a secret to a good jerk sauce, the scotch bonnet or habaneros arent the only heat in the mix so it fucks you from 3 different sides.


comfortably numb?

pepper

The former.

ew disgusting.
it's big k citrus xtreme mixed with tequila.

we had one where I worked. I made a ghost pepper tandoori that was amazing! Did you manage to complete the challenge?

yeah, it's yummy.

Last night i got a taste of trolling outside of the thread and want to terrorize the fags on this board with the pony menance, i wont but i want to troll outside.

we're planning a major raid on derpibooru, you in? I can give you a primer on what to do. we hit them on the 22nd

shoot. can i help?

yeah, it was like twelve wings in six minutes, no wipes no drinks. not that bad if you don't think about the heat

ours was ten wings in ten minutes with no drinks. Thats badass you were able to do it.

I like that site tho, i jerk off to it at least 5 times a weekmfor years

help us fuck up derpibooru.

Fine, what do i do

they banned chickun, and they're a source of incredible butthurt. it'll be fun, and its just for one day. Look at this shit

I wanted the free shirt. you ever try it?


this

i made the sauce and ate it occasionally but really the jerk sauce with habaneros was as hot as i went just for casual eating, i rarely ate the ghost chili sauce.

we're going to post a lot of chickun on the 22nd.
maybe some other operations too. it's a general day of mayhem for derpibooru.

hahaha!

hello Holla Forumsread

Idunno, you can tell me how was your day. How was your day lol

Hey Mira!


you two are really cute, I mean this unironically.

Evening

It was quite boring. I did go skiing but it was very warm out so the snow was sticky, and it felt dangerous. how about you?

:3

hello blew hows it going

we're planning our vengeance on the boorufags. Can we count on you to join our holy war?

I'm ok. About to smoke. How are you doing?

Its going good. Just watching some LoL on twitch

chekt
Well that doesn't seem very boring. Unless it's what you're used to then I can see how. If there's snow then it's still cold af, I wish I could be in a place it snows at least once.
I didn't do much, just went to the feed store to get paint and oil thinners.

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Test

It was warm and melty today tho which is weird for february. i think i'll send you a can of snow.
what are you painting?

Back on my home wifi

I have plans on improving on the S.M.O.K.E.Y before i actually start but i'm in if you're gonna post the sophie gets angry from chickun thing and the original prototype I created :3

I'm about to smoke too :3

LCS?

we're going to post hundreds of them. Can you go there and make a couple of throwaway accounts? that'll allow you to bypass the captcha.

Noice :3

No just doublelifts stream

yeah but i don't know how to IP evade can you show me the ARISE akronym again i kinda forgot

doublelift is pretty funny and has a few memes.

:3

Smokey made this. I can help you learn to proxy or change your IP, All of us should know how to do that.

…climate change? global warming? are one of those memes responsible?
a can of snow.. hmm, maybe I can just make my own can of snow… it snowed barely once here in 2000 so I remember the snow was kinda like shaved ice they use to make snow cones, maybe I can just put my ice cubes in a blender and that's that
I think my grandpa was cleaning some diesel engine and was getting ready to paint it. idunno what he needed that for.

dont you get enough hail though at least?

it's probably been like 13 years sicne the last time that happened.

its been 13 years since it hailed there? I thought that happened all the time in TX and OK and stuff. We've had hail this year where I live

It hailed at a city about 30 miles from here but the last time it's happened where I live was at least a decade ago.

like 3 years ago*

im not really sure, but it felt pretty good. no this will not be a suitable replacement, you need the real thing. oh man, painting an engine has to be paintstaking work, have fun with that. can you tell me why you feel not great now?

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thats kinda weird. we get it in Virginia kinda often when theres a big old thunderstorm.

Need another 200k for the t44 in blitz but i dont wanna grind anymore on my type 59

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Absolutely not.

are you sad, did i make you sad? im sorry
i guess, just three more hours to go
you got six hours. what are you up to then anyways?

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seven hours actually. quite a bit of time

YES

The people have spoken. You must provide us photographs of your penis.

hello Holla Forumsread

G'day

No. I was just outside, not really doing anything..


i think your memes are expired

I am only expressing a healthy curiosity.

And I'm ExPrESS I. N. G. a healthy sense of YOUR MEMES ARE EXPIRED

alright then

SKITTYWENIS NOWPLOX

You never do anything for me.

*boop*

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Not true at all. I can vaguely recall that you once sought me for trivial technical assistance and I provided it to you, contrary to your statement.

Good memory.

Perhaps it's you that should provide he with a dickpic

how're you doing?

He continues to assert heterosexuality.


Been okay. Dawdling while a file finishes compressing so I can go to sleep. What is going on over there?

I think we're all aware that's a joke by now

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Then why does he get angry at me when I laugh?

… you know im here and i can read all'a'yalls posts right

Yes. Good night, dummy.

Posterity?


What?!?!!!?!
I'm not allowed to read your private personal conversational posts, but you can read mine?!?!!!?!?!?!

SHHH The grownups are talking, honey. go play your tank game, OK?

Goodnight.


pff

he said, as he sat next to his lightsaber collection

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That image is disturbing on too many levels


Kek, how's it going?


What's up?

Ya vas a comenzar de enfermo, si?

my lightsabers are behind me, not next to me, and they're probably worth more than your car.


*pets u*


I assume this is Mexican for "pls deport me"

emotions are getting fisted right now

Close enough. How much are they worth? I doubt this

Why so?

Bien bien, no importa. Y usted?

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Thanks!


That sounds painful. You ok?


all told, new, probably over 3000. Selling them used, I'd say 2500 or so.

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Perder la voz de la enfermedad, pero estoy bien sólo viendo videos de mierda youtube

losing voice from illness but I'm ok just watching shitty youtube videosgoogle translate ho

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Okay, a lot for lightsabers, but not exactly worth more than my car.

REe

that pic is out of focus, cant tell which saber that is. looks like my Darth Maul.


I've had some that were worth more. The curved hilt model here is going for up to 1000 to collectors on ebay. Clunky old thing though, but it looked cool.

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real life is slipping, online life is slipping, shouting at walls, spikes in anxiety

i don't care what people say, there are some things people genuinlely deal with

did I post my Gandalf?

Hazme el favor de no seguir utilizando el traductor de google. Hace oir que literalmente andas viendo caca..

fixtit

There's always time Reece, and there's always the choice.

Start with diet, sleep, excercise.
get those steady and consistent, and you'll begin to be able to take on the rest of it.

You did now.

*huggu*


this Darth Maul one turned out nice too.

LOL

i'm one of those insane bastards who starve themselves anyway so that's taken care of, sleep literally changes if someone says boo to me, everything else has never been balanced

and i have put effort into my life…. you wouldn't believe some of it

I'd surprise you I'm sure.

you need to eat properly, sleep properly and excercise Reece.
Not starve yourself, don't exercise, and stay up and sleep randomly

it genuinely feels like an instincts thing to do it, so it's harder to not do it

i technically excercise a lot


it's not like i literally try to sleep at random times, it just doesn't stick for very long

NEW FETISH

Having sex in front of a live audience and receiving applause after you finish.

goodnight pony friends

There is no technicality with exercise

Not the point, you need to control it

goodnight

soundcloud.com/galvanix/sigur-ros-saeglopur-galvanix-remix#t=0:12
soundcloud.com/kygo/the-weeknd-daft-punk-starboy-kygo-remix

these songs are dope af

That's an actual thing tbh.
There are sex shows you can go to just like a movie

Where?

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i can't keep still and literally run around the house like an idiot like 70% of the day so…. i guess that counts


unless i tied/chained myyself to my bed everynight then it's not very easy i promise you

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i hope it wasn't something i did

nope

fair enough. just when you put it that way i get that impression

if you are who i think you are then no it's fine

if you say so

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_show

around where-ever


I wish


No it doesn't.
push ups.
sit ups.
Pull ups.
Running for 15 minutes.
that's excercise, not walking from room to room for 5 minutes every so often

It is, you just don't sleep at normal hours, if you tracked when you do go to bed and get up you'd see its consistent

It's sad to think only mirrors don't lie, but then you realize they invert the real image before you even get to see it. So even mirrors lie.. but how can mirrors lie when mirrors aren't real if our eyes aren't real?

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too much energy to sleep.
bread.

How're you going?

v good.
taking a nap after work was a mistake though.

how are you today hon?

Kek I know the feel hey, I went back to bed at 11am and woke up at 4:30pm because my phone woke me
though tell me if you can see this;

I can see it. very interesting dream if I do say so. I dunno what kind of significance, if any, it holds though.

None that I care about tbh, I just felt like telling you since you were in it :P

I see, I see.
nice to know I'm in your dreams~

oh! did you hear about the new planets discovered that may be able to support human life?

Oh of course hon~


Kek, they probably won't be able to.
It's huge assumptions based on literally an absense of light once every so often.
they don't know if they even have atmospheres.

true, true. they're also pretty far off.
but hey, we always got mars, right?… once we start digging into the big red planet we will officially be on the red faction time line.

I wouldn't mind spending a few years on the mine for much money

G'day shiny

I wonder how much a mars miner would make.

Enough for life on mars, if you catch my drift

cute.

I'd love to help set up a mars colony, wouldn't you?

How're you?

I like the idea, but probably not.

Why not?

wouldn't be useful.
people who would go to mars are people who can maintain on and operate heavy machinery intended for mining. also the trip there would probably be too much for someone like me. you go under a lot of G's while leaving earth's orbit.

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Glad to hear it :3


you could manage, and you could train in a vr simulator on the machines while you're on your way there :3

true. it sounds like a pain, but it's possible.
though, the dream of becoming a space bounty hunter will never happen in our lifetimes.

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Heading to bed now Holla Forumsread, have a good one


Ye of little faith~

how2 currently be a space bounty hunter

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he can't read when he's asleep doe

What's in your closet?

skelletons

Boooo

i told you i'm not telling

You can't just say that and expect me to leave it

yes i can

please

I'll let you know whats in my closet

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hello Holla Forumsread

bread

kek how're you doing?
just relaxing untill it gets later yourself?

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one of my frat brothers called me a twink
what do

suck his cock and take pics and post them.

incest is prohibited

do it, faggot.

INCEST IS PROHIBITED

stop giving me good reasons to fuck my sister!

strictly no.

goodnight

anyways this brother has a gf

:|
I'm no sloot

Gr.. bye

Good morning pony friends

hows it goin?

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nice

i know

wooooo nazipone

glad to hear it!

haha… I dont know if we should be posting outside bread with our trips tho

you got this thread
it is a nice thread
stay in it

Just for fun, we should only use our trips in bread, so bread will be special. Trips outside of bread are forbidden by Leader

just keep the pony shit ITT

because that thread is about monster girls, normal 2D porn, and gay shit
not ponies

You're a part of bread, your actions reflect on all of us. Tripcode, name, whatever. If you post pony outside of bread, do it without your name/trip so its clear that it isnt sanctioned.


We do, most of us remember the bargain.

Because youve been asked to by everyone?


To be fair, we have gay ponies!

Please keep posting ponies outside of the thread so we can use it as leverage to ban you fuckers.

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this thread is for loving ponies, not that thread


I know most of you do
it is just one guy

ur causing a ruckus

Most of us have been through years of mod wars. It aint pleasant. For anyone.


I'll take responsibility for trip/namefags posting outside of bread and try to handle it on our in, we're all sorry for the inconvenience. Naturally, anons posting pony are out of our control though.

Losing the name would be helpful, and for fucks sake try to keep it to a minimum? Or better yet, don't do it at all.

I've got no problem posting if someone starts a thread about us, but this just seems unnecessary. Do you remember how bad it got on 4chan? When they really started banning bread got down to like 4 or 5 posters.

If you want to shitpost, you should have joined the derpibooru raids.

You are the biggest faggot here.

I trust that you will

that is a halchan tier reason to do that.

would you believe he is actually one of the few purely straight people?

Hey! I'm right here you know?

No. He's a cocksucking homo.

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Sorry for the trouble, and feel free to visit bread any old time, its not just ponies here.

If you're posting ponies outside of bread, it's not with our backing or support. If you go and get yourself banned from 8chn, thats a ban from bread as well. None of us particularly like authority here, but we all made a deal. By posting in bread, you make yourself a party to that deal for good or bad. Consider the other people here. You think that if it comes to it, Reecey or Mira or some of the other kiddoes around are going to be able to evade a dozen bans in a day just to hang out with us?

Half a fag is still a fag.

hello reeceroo!

hmmm
open-minded, sure
not sure about bi

i mean reverse-traps are kewl too but if you like them you are not ghey

hi

I don't think anyone would like that

has anyone seen the Rick & Morty S3 trailer?
got me pretty hyped

go for it faggot

Yes. Get banned, you flaming queer.

Hows my good boy today?


We take all sorts here. Even fuckwits who have no idea that they're not the only people their actions can affect.

I can't stop you, but when you do it, you post anonymously just to make it clear that your pony posting isnt related to us. Yeah?

degenerates

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Whatever you say. Pussy

reminder incest bad

You can ban evade. Not everyone else can. Consider that.

sleepy and shitty

you?

brocken horn is the new neon colored alicorn oc

im pretty good, doin some work outside cuz its a rather nice day. Sorry you feel b ad.

So act accordingly.

Yeah. Keep your faggot in check.

do you feel like posting more of these?

being completely honest you look so silly in this one that I almost feel bad for you.

Nice get , faggot.

I can only speak for my own faggotry, which I never keep in check.


Might later, tidying up around the house just now. Any requests


That one took quite a bit of work, thats a real wood staff I made complete with illuminated quartz crystal. Ended up selling it for almost 200 dollars.

Yeah we know.

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Disgusting

but that hurts my feelings…

No it doesn't. You are proud of how gross you are.

how about you take a pic of you holding a paper with time stamp and dedicate it to Attention Whore.

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Exactly

is it really attention whoring if you guys are here begging me to post pics? I'm just giving the people what they want. Also, I don't think I much want to take pics just for you. I only do that for Gaeburn and sometimes Reece or Ruby.

you remember don't Attention whore?
you are going to make him cry.

ok hopefully you will deliver.

he has been dead for months.

Gaeburn can never die, he is the pony embodiment of gay.

i made my own gender in femnazi the triggering

That's why he will die from aids.

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?


WELL THATS NOT NICE

It wasn't meant to be.

he's already dead.


well you have Ruby left.
maybe Natsoc or Mira would do the trick.

Morning

femnazi the triggering is great game

store.steampowered.com/app/585550/

Mornin' Rap!!!
Sleep well?
check this out geforce.co.uk/
notice the bold part on the word "Time"

How's it going?


I definitely needed more sleep, but I'm ok otherwise.

>TIme
Kek, Gee I wonder what they could possibly be doing :P

Now they say: All events are fictional
but after the last 18 months, can you really believe that claim?

I mean, the God Damned ONION has become a prediction forecast of SJW's.
Hell, even the south park guys can't make that shit up.

Perhaps you could take a nap afterwards to help with that!
nice to hear, hope you feel better soon!

hehe yea yea..oh what oh what could they be up to?!?!?, especially when AMD's Vega is getting closer, what an interesting Time :P

I will in a few hours time definitely.

I don't think the TI will really be much of a step up on their normal cards this time round tbh, I'm basing that on the sole assumption that they still haven't worked out the voltage limitations of 2.1

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Don't antagonise them Shiny, keep the pon in pon thread

Reported faggot.

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Follow the rules, fag

stay in the containment thread you fucking homo

No thanks

Ok...

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Milo has his own platform it's really not going to impact him.

skitty ignores my triggers on steam

Skitty hates all of us except Nick now

and especially me haha!

He always hated you.

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even your own rectum hates you and desperately wants to scape from you.

why live without skittyhole?

Don't worry. You'll find another hole someday.

the grave is waiting for him.

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I forgot

how large is nicks cock?

about the size of attention whores

well that isnt very large.
I thought he would provoke your first anal prolapse.

see me name faggot im skitty

Skitty will have an anal prolapse one day, its just a standard part of a young man's life.

woops

No it's not you retard almost nobody has anal prolapses

Nick would have to use his hand.
but at this rate I have no doubt that going to happen.

No. It isn't. you disgusting freak

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Uh huh. Next you'll be saying no one gets erections, or hemorhoids. Its a normal part of life Skitty, stop trying to make people feel ashamed.


it totally is

You're totally retarded.

Erections + Haemorrhoids.

Bullshit I did my 5 minutes of research on anal prolapse it happens to almost no one besides older women who have had multiple natural births and degenerate faggots. Even for them its an extremely rare condition.

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look at the date.. 11.01.2014.. shortly after gamergate and the fappening and the birth of Holla Forums

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Holla Forums was born in October 2013

Im at least glad you were worried enough to look it up, but its sad the ruse is over. I liked to picture you sitting on the toilet, terrified that your colon would come out at any moment.

it is on the home page.
ponyniggers are seriously retarded.

I wasn't worried at all. I just like to point bullshit out. It also told me why you love diapers so much.

did you say ponyniggers?

I did

Surprisingly easy to actually proxy on android. Took like 2 mins.

oh, and why is that? enlighten us, with your wisdom, Skitty!

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I like aryanne too

By us, you mean you? Once you get anal prolapse you're stuck in a fucking diaper.

Huh, I didnt know htat. Neat! I myself don't wear diapers because I need to, I simply enjoy them on occasion, recreationally.

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garbage

Sure

It would be funny if someone drew her being dp'd by niggers.

G'day Rose

I smirked

No, that would be blasphemy.

good afternoon honey.
whatcha been up to?

Still not feeling so well, but I'll get there, I've the next few days off.
Only woke up not long ago as well.

How're you?

today i watched a nigger coworker nig out and get fired for being uppity.

Why did he chimp out?

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I see. sorry hon.

I too just got up. now I'm farming humanity from rats in ds1.


kek. I love when people get shot down for feeling entitled because of some mundane fact about them.

The one thing that makes perfect sense in that game.
Rats having human souls

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i wanna fall asleep using sweetiebelle's belly as a pillow

G'day babs, how's it going?

I think it has to do with them eating humans and gaining their humanity. but it's not really clear why they have it.

Sieg heil! Tell us of the story

Intredasting

that'd probably make sense

it was so weird. we've been deploying new computers all week, and now we're almost done. this means the old machines need to get boxed up and sent back to the vendor. so my coworker and i were told to put the stuff in boxes.

this requires taking the pedestal base off the computers (they are HP AIO machines). my coworker decided this process was inefficient, which he told me. i was like, we get paid by the hour, who cares about being efficiency?

he told me he had been with the company since 1997 and always tried to be the most efficient. i was like, why if it makes you less money?

but it wasn't enough. he had to bring it up to the boss, who wasn't having his shit. he then told bossman to "watch his tone." this is when things started to go off the rails. a huge shouting match ensued and the nigger got tossed out on his nigger ass.

here's the thing: he wasn't even the one removing the bases, i was doing that. 20 years with the company and that's the hill he wants to die on? niggers gonna nig.

anywho, I'm trying to get through the fair lady's back door, so I need a fuck load of humanity.

everyone should want that


alright. I keep napping in the afternoons though because tired

lmao. that is weird.
why would anyone in the right mind do that?

Lol, his vacancy will be be filled pretty quickly in the current climate.

Just be sure to anonymously report any illegals the company tries to hire.


Yeah I know the feels
Good luck with that


Having Sweetiebelle keep you up all night will do that to you :P

Haha, good riddenance

it won't be filled before tomorrow. which means me and the romanian guy have to work extra hard. not like we weren't already doing all the work.

Yeah that sucks

If I don't get my dick in a Sweetie Belle at least once per day, I feel like I've failed myself as a man

i just don't understand people sometimes.
the boss hadn't asked us to do anything unreasonable. and if he had an irritated tone, it was because this dude wouldn't shut the fuck up.


i don't like to see anyone lose their job, but holy shit. have some respect for the guys writing your checks. i can't stress how fucked this guy is now.

Kys pedo

I think I still have to fight the centipede demon to save solaire though. I think.
I've never done this to be honest.

Kek true


tbh you've had trouble with this guy in the past haven't you?
It sounds like he deserved it

The T95 in WoT got a double speed buff holy crap it's fast now

You'll figure it out I'm sure

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Wtf seriously?
That thing is totes op now then

i hadn't other than him being slack on this project. he was perfectly nice and friendly to me. the romanian guy said he remembered him from another job though, and said he was a dick.

It's not OP but it's contributes a fuck load more to the battles now. I have a lot of games on it and typically you get to the battle as your team dies so you're pretty much useless in most games unless you sit around at base and fend off flankers. Now I can keep up with the heavies pack and deal a fuck load of damage and it's easy to get out of the way now.from 12km/h to 20km/h flat it's a huge difference. First game did 5k something damage in a tier 10 match.

Oh true, so maybe I'm thinking of someone else you've mentioend in the past.

Noice

idk why anyone would want to fuck anything else


but why

some other cannibal probably. they seem to take offense at everything. maybe this one didn't like whitey bossing him around. except in this case whitey was asian.

Desperation?


Lol true

probably some sort of unacknowledged latent homosexuality

he won't have to worry about being bossed around any more. so that's a feather in his cap.

every once in a while, chimps just gotta chimp

no idea why

centipede demon always kicks my ass. but now I'm through with it.

We should devise a test to see if you're correct


KEK

kind of like how every now and then whites need to cut loose and build civilization while creating inventions that better human existence.

maybe some light genocide.

hi smokey.

genocide is one of those rare ideas where it sounds bad on paper, but in practice actually works pretty well

usually it's the other way around

solaire saved. fuck yeah.

I can't really make sense of anyone who says they like to fuck, but don't want to fuck Sweetie Belle

it's like saying……something else equally stupid.

i disagree. genocide is terrible because it is never done right. and white people have done a lot of things right but we've never mastered the concept of genocide. some empathetic pussy always comes along and screws it up.
we really need to grind on our genocide skill.


hey there.

hows it going?

How does your pussy feel.

well enough. just got off work, now waiting for the weed to get here. how are you?

i'm a boy

I'm high as shit.

some empathetic pussy always screws everything up. idk if that can be helped

but there's a lot of mickey mouse genocides out there, usually by mudraces. Ours are at least a lot more formally organized.

oh, me too. i usually try to get more before i run out. i lived through a time when pot was a lot harder to get, so i tend to hoard it.

weed is kinda for degenerates though

kinda really

You're literally avatar/tripfagging with a childrens cartoon on a knockoff of a knockoff of a japanese picture forum.

You can't speak about degeneracy.

Looks like you triggered this degenerate Babs

which though? i can onl think of two, the partial one against native tribes here in america, but that was more dumb luck of them not having immunities to things like small pox. we tried to work with those people, but they would never keep a treaty just like we wouldn't. the ways of life were incompatible, and thankfully ours won out because i like driving on paved roads. indians had not invented the wheel yet.


so is sweetiebelle's asshole.
well, and for her poop.

I'd have thought so too, but since it already happened, you're only left to figure out how it did.


maybe a little


Well the best genocide was ours anyway

things that I am strongly against

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so that leaves the jewish holocaust, which was efficient but not effective. the jews got their own country, a perpetual victim card and control of the world bank. seems like a net gain.

there really haven't been many successful genocides. ambitious yes, successful no.

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you want to talk about a real genocide, look at what the romans did to carthage. killed all the men, raped all the women and enslaved the children. burned the towns, salted the earth.
looking around i don't see many carthaginians, do you?

you're looking at opportunity cost wrong

like, you're assuming they wouldn't have wrangled that anyway. Probably more, probably sooner.

If you're going to assess results, you got to at least try to compare timelines. Would the world be better off with millions more jews at any point in history? What other time in history would have been improved, hypothetically, by the addition of yet more jews

hi

romans were pretty good at whiteness

this is assuming the holocaust actually happened, and happened on the ever expanding scale it seems to have happened on.


they lasted so long because no matter how many countries they took over, they never lost their identity. it disgusts me to see modern america compared to rome. we're nothing. we're a blink of the eye in the long sleep of eternity. talk to me about it in a thousand years or so.

ouch

yeah I don't really understand the internal pressure to destroy ourselves

some people are VERY unlucky.

hows it goin boss?

He was knocked out, but fine.

true. but that shit NEVER fuckin happens, lol.

wonder what kind of sound that made.


just relaxing after work. one of my nig coworkers nigged out and got fired today. how are you?

the other thing is, if we assume the holocaust didn't happen, it furthers my point

ie. that holocaust or not, the jews would have contrived some excuse to get their own country and a victim card with a higher credit limit

so really we should be in agreement right now

I saw haha thats pretty lulzy. I'm doin good, cleaned up the Isuzu today cuz we're plannin to sell it

one thing is for sure, the holocaust was typical of many german designs, in that it was over-engineered.

instead of taking trains of people to camps to get exterminated, they could pipe the train's exhaust into the cars and kill everyone en route. then have bay doors on the train cars and tilt them to dump the bodies out.


that's a smart move. those things don't have a good service record.

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its held up pretty well but starting to be weird with the transmission. I'm thinking we can still get maybe 2500 though

sell it to a mexican. they'll buy any heap.

you could do that if you only had a train load to get rid of, but they had a lot more than that and used the manpower to do a lot

it would have been very messy and wasteful to do what you said. Although I appreciate the simplicity you're going for.

not too many of them around sadly

oh everyone's a holocaust critic.
at least i'm thinking outside the box.


do you have a home depot near by?

I'm not really a critic. I appreciate the challenges they had to solve to do as much as they did as fast as they did.

We're gonna be thankful the next time a world-ending plague comes along and we need to get rid of a lot of bodies fast. That's no time to be re-inventing the wheel

q

You'd be surprised :P

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they didn't invent burning bodies.

again, it's an issue of scale
you can't just heap up a hundred dead people, gas the pile and strike a match

they tried that first and it was god awful

haha just a lowes here but man they did that outside a 7 11 in manassas, there were so many of them they wore the grass down to just bare clay dirt

here in atl they mingle with the homeless black dregs in large packs.


that sounds like a challenge.
anyway we're approaching the tech level where we could vaporize that much biomass fairly easily.

well maybe it's not that hard now, and in like, the good countries

but suppose a worldwide pandemic hits. We can just letter bomb the shit countries with instructions on how to mass-destroy bodies with century-old tech.

We're gonna want them to know how to do it so the disease doesn't fester as much there and spread even more

we need a few more practice holocausts to really get the method down pat

It'd be good if someone took the lead on that

obviously I keep myself pretty busy with filly seduction

Could probably take some notes from Turkey, they've been genociding folks for centuries now

eww gross

if you're going to cheat on a test, you don't take a peak of the borderline retarded kid's page

True

...

...

When the site fucks up your post.

Lol, welcome back :P

There is only pain now. Pain, and vodka.

...

Oh god it hurts.

It's good to be back~

Kek

Good to have you back!

...

How has life tovarish?


YES

...

haha General Sherman!


life's been decent, good weather so far today so Ive been running around outside. And you?

Got new job at Walmart and I got to paint my toe nails the other day a pretty blue. Life is looking up, if only little bit at a time.

oih wow congrats on the job, thats good to hear

chickun of the sea.
or ponds

Indeedy. Though I haven't had a decent cup of coffee in days. So ya know, I might go crazy soon. Ups and downs. :P

tuna are the chickuns of the sea, and also the mercury dumps


oh shit, you should just grab one of them starbucks double shots they have around the walmarts

ay smokey
remember that bibi hendl chicken yodel?
well takeo made another chicken song/video

i could see this making a great chickun VS mod .gif

I forgot how to get to nito

That'll probably end up happening. Or I get off my ass and go get some damn creamer for home. Whichever comes first. Don't start till next week sadly, so probably I'll ahve to get off my lazy ass.


Dark Souls?

why is my dick burning

well shit, that doesnt sound fun

lol nice find.

Eh. Could be worse. I could not have any coffee at all. And that sounds like a fate worse than death.

ye.
I found it, but these big skellies that walk on all fours are kicking my shit in. they have literally no recovery time, it's bullshit.

Its the stds you got from getting fucked by that black guy behind the dumpster

Yeah they're gonna do that. Best advice? Run away till you have the right stuff to either cheese them or tank their hits. Or dodge them. Just don't fight them for now. I was pretty high level when I went into Bone Zone too, I still got pasted against those guys and the wheel fuckers.

nah, I get it. the great scythe kills them in two, so I have them handled. just gotta get better on medium rolling.

I miss the larger scale of rolling in DS1. DS2-3's rolling isn't as varied. Made me sad, and mad. And dead.

i don't know any black guys tyvm

it seems like ds2/3's combat revolves around rolling more than the first. though the systems are different.

I usually just use my shield, but they break my poise in two hits.

*pets u*

You poor soul.


True. I feel like they took out the dodging complexity, yet made it all more reliant on dodging as time went on oddly enough. Or at least that they fucked over poise in the long run.

Also, thank you for beautiful song and gif Stalker~

might be time for password a change everyone, shit just got real

reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/5vu3yn/cloudbleed_seceurity_bug_cloudflare_reverse/
blog.cloudflare.com/incident-report-on-memory-leak-caused-by-cloudflare-parser-bug/

github.com/pirate/sites-using-cloudflare

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will you be on discord later?

i thought it was cool and edgy to hate black people on the Holla Forumsread tbh

eh, ds2 was made by a different team iirc. and while it does borrow a lot of concepts/assets from ds1 (as ds1 borrows from des) these concepts are handled pretty poorly as far as lore and gameplay go.

shit hasn't been the same since bloodborne though. now it seems the games have you rely on your reaction time, rather than planning out your attacks, which annoys me to no end.

np brah.

sure just ring me in an hour or so, im watching a movie and its great

is this why google asked me to confirm all my shit again?

highly likely given the timing, and the fact that google originally found the bug and has been helping to purge leaked cached info

No no not here. That's Holla Forums's thing, ya silly git.

Agreed. After Bloodborne's huge success they realized that beefing up the dodging wouldn't be a bad thing. However, they didn't realize how much it fucked us medium-heavy armor users. Poise is pretty much fucking dead, less planny more dodgy. Don't get me wrong, things like the Nameless King fights are great. But when I can't find a solid enemy to fight that I can just dodge and swipe instead of taking hits in exchange for that perfect shot? There's something wrong. That, and fucking christ DS3 is shorter than I thought it would be. I mean I haven't beaten the last boss yet, but god damn Dark Souls 2 was fucking longer. Even if it sucked balls in comparison.

that's scary.
what should we do about it?


I agree.
though, the first couple bosses in ds2 were a lot of fun. I loved kicking dragonslayer's dick in since orenstein and smog are such fuck dicks.

a simple password change should suffice, on any of the affected sites in the list
2 factor authentication will also help if you don't already have it set up for sites/apps that have it
as old password information could still be hanging around out there on the internet cached by some obscure search engine that black hatters are now scrambling to find before it's all gone

the bug has already been patched so any new information is safe

oh good okay

*huggu*

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cool cool. I'll make sure to do this.

Some of the bossfight's were cool. I was more impressed by the scenery honestly and the addition of hexes. But overall DS2 sucked some serious balls.

all the other kids with their pumped up dicks better run better run, outrun my gun

truth. it also makes a lot of use of impossible space. which bugs some. but vidja games!


nice.

Dick pumps are gross fam

Vidja games.

excellent
have a gondola

apostrophe is for possessive, not plural

I dont need english lessan you non-murican.

have it. thanks though.
look, I made dis.
:DDDD


indeed! there are many that need to be played.

soundcloud.com/galvanix/sigur-ros-saeglopur-galvanix-remix#t=0:12

that's very nice stuff, sav'd

iirc, you liked .hack//sign right? found one you may like if so

hello

it's my favorite anime.

also, very much thanks.
I like how you can hear ambient sounds in the song. it's a nice touch.


ya i'm surprised they added that little extra touch, good on whoever created it

honestly i watched it so long ago aside from a few plot critical points i've forgotten what it's about

it is definitely a rare gondola.
a kid gets locked inside an online game and it's up to a few people he interacts with to figure out how to help him. it's a prequel to the first series of games of the franchise. which, are also among my favorite games.

just a very good anime.

hi

oh boy

:D
tomorrow Im gonna get a shipment of 360 cans of monster ;DD

i borrowed one of the games in the series off of a friend back when i had a PS2, had a lot of fun with it

come to think of i could emulate it now..

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Ponies and shit, cunt.

...

that aint rite

not bad at all~


oh lawdie


whoa, that's pretty.

i dunno man
kinda like it
do i need more colgate?

nite

that fucking garfield thing that happened is so good
so many videos to view
the rabbit hole just keeps on going

sleep well

And im back. Reecey, you on discord?

I was trying to speak with reece in a formal manner but you're ok too. Hello.

good night

What?


ur rite bbby


/kisses

it was a nice felix.

brb going over the road to get some alcohol

stay safe.

I return with Chardonnay

nice!

thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me! hows it goin skitty?

i dont wanna go to work

Argh my name went away

Need sleep back later

sleep well.


monees tho

so did mine

got enuff muny.. but wont find another job nice as the one i have if i lose it

How are ye?

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eh. play it safe!


fine. being a bit lazy, but whatevs.
how are you?


`,:^) saved

how R you

About the same.
Was able to get away from my damn fiance for a while today which was nice, really.

heya


well shit

I see.

YOU SEE NOTHING

you're right. my eyes were closed.

hows it going

im ok mister blewberry.. just chilling at home talking to some ppl kinda getting bored of the topic tbh

pretty good, just toolin aroubnd on my x box after watchgin my movie., you?

Does your dick still hurt?

well, a new topic is needed then! you play the old xbox at all?

Goddammit Felix, stop being so fucking cute!

not really now. i woke up and it started burning like crazy

Did you get an STD?

Did YOU get an STD?

No. I'm not the one with the burning dick.

...

Hey, Skitty.

hello are yall still in like that perpetual fight?

No. you're not the one with the burning dick.

also it's not burning anymore so i win

Fight. Who's fighting?

yall
im not stupid, i know there's a difference between talking to some pple one way and another

I was just joshing you. I actually caught crabs once.

or i mean, i am stupid but maybe not that stupid

Wha?

nada no se preocupe

you have done naughty things reecey~!

Su lengua en mi culo

congrats. i knew someone with warts

he had sex with a witch obviously….

or a bitch

one or the two

actually both yeah

who knows in this crazy modern age

well i hope its just jock itch or something, i dont think youve been with anyone recently so its not likely sexual.

Was she a hot witch like Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus or an ugly one like Margaret Hamilton in the Wizard of Oz?

how extraordinarily lascivious and lewd

i was just joking don't worry about it jack


sometimes it's nice to swoshle the hosegrind though

Gracias

mass death on Holla Forumsread

but I am eternal

'''That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons, even death may die~'''

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that's deep

i like it deep

Bruh, that's just Lovecraft. I'm going to make love to your ass

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...

that is neither jack or an apple

rara


*pets a tiny reecey*

It's a rarity for me to be posting outside of those constraints


yup

neat!

soundcloud.com/octopuswindmill/clive-tanaka-y-su-orquesta-neu-chicago

soundcloud.com/octopuswindmill/clive-tanaka-y-su-orquesta-neu-chicago

woop woop wow ok

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soundcloud.com/enigmadubz/sigur-ros-saeglopur-enigma-remix#t=0:49

How're you?

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that sounds dope af

soundcloud.com/enigmadubz/sigur-ros-saeglopur-enigma-remix

idunno how that started playing but its dope af

Huh, this is pretty soothin. I'm not sure why I don't have this yet.

gwyn is a cunt lord.

Probably true

nobody knows where time goes

Time is always with you

yesterday is just as today as tomorrow is

i think i understand

women love the beard.

...

hey

Yay Reecey! :3
how's u?

Thread is cycling again? Also, why is this song so spooky?

It is indeed

also, I don't know but this song sounds like it's encoded at 32kbit/s or less, whoever made this webM should have set the frame rate to 1fps and raise the sound bitrate a bit

...

its dead jim

...

Good~


It's true.
Chest hair as well


Hey Canon, how's it going?

Morning pony peeps

just playing a silly dog game

you?

Ded

.

Ayyy bread, todays mah bday if i can get 2 likes ill do a face reveal lel jking

,

1 like

upvotes

oh. well shit. that sucks.

Hey Gato

siegmeyer is dead. I'm heartbroken.

Will whore for attention

/attentions all over you for free.

Attention

fuck.
yes.

thank. Can i have some moar, please?

sure

Ayyy wezzidor Full attention to the max!

Feeds

Whoring for attention. You?

Why am i just now relatively hearing of this character.

Heading to bed, have a good one Holla Forumsread

Good night

Night Rappi!

same tbh.


maybe you live under a rock :^)


sleep well rappy.

Maybe ^:3

goodnight ducky

I used to like his music, but now I have taste.
I mostly listen to 21 pilots now.

chekd but both are pretty gud though

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character is prery cute though

yes he is!
I really like it.

Rose is an has art channel right?

im home, entertain me

engrish


same, I need to get back into things lel


nuuu

...

do it

...

nuuuuuuuu

what?


do it!

Entertainment

I remember rose's streams
Commence doing it!


Bbwwwaaaaaaaaa Sony Computer Entertainment Programs Present

i aint entertained

tfw you will never be in a shampoo bukkake :<
S A D

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omg lel I want a flaming paperbag on my head lel

make it an unusual

um.
I just haven't. been in the mood…
unless you're talking about the rose artist who is friends with ken ashcorp.

look at this stupid video

its stupid

No i mean u but .. well Shows what i know about this stuff, But who is this other Rose?

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[Entertains internally]

she usually goes under the name briskby. I think she used to be in one of the /mlp/ general threads. but I'm not super sure…

you've probably seen her stuff.

I havent been to /mlp/ in a while tbh. I suppose ill keep an eye out though. I havent been to many streams lately either, but from what I remember I liked the last one you hosted lel

was a good excuse to watch some lesser known movies I absolutely love. like six string samurai. lol.

I might in the future, but I've gotten worse in terms of drawing skill.

The movie was interesting, Im starting to think I should branch out more tbh to at least see more out there.

Same

eh, I'm really bad at that sort of thing.
I recommend going to one of those streaming places where people watch movies all day.

i know absolutely nothing of art and haven't been following this conversation

but

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

then take into account that the better you are, the higher the expectations are and the better you will be at critiquing yourself

and as for the graph
i assume that feeling will come from learning new methods, once you get good at the current methods you do you will feel like you're pretty good at drawing, but then you progress forward and start doing something new, causing you to jump from comfort/easy to difficulty and struggle

But thats not as fun as watching someone draw on the side as well, If there are movie drawing streams thatd be cool though


You pretty much got it to the T I think.

this perpetual self-loathing helps create a drive of sorts to improve, as long as it's maintained in a healthy manner.

but yeah, you're absolutely correct.


some people do this. I know nips does this with godzilla movies sometimes. and I think I caught nobby doing it once.

most of them just ramble over their mics these days though. since you can multi-stream on picarto now.

Hmm i suppose i shall keep an eye out then.

I was going to do this with someone but you need a gold for that.

oh yeah. that reminds me.
I still need to catch one of your streams.

...

I haven't really streamed lately. I would stream right now, but I've got an event to get to in an hour or so, so I might do it later.

GOOD CAT!


keep me posted.
in fact, you have a steam right?

WORST CATE

lol


yeah SketchAnon (Only one pretty much)

bad cate

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catto baddo


y u still here? :3

sent.
I am gato.

kk

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Trips truth

Sage-negated

dubs of checked

Stay salty

Dang
on a role

So close..

Post

yup

Good things Trump has done:
Pulled out of the TPP
Nominated Nail Gorsuch

Bad things Trump has done:
Everything else

just gonna leave this here

Still banned :/

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...

full image?

I dont have it on this device

...

Sorry , luv

I scoot

Scooting is outdated

what an awful thing to say

No its the truth

You just gotta scoot harder lel

your truth, not mine.


scooting into high gear!

man, the crows at my school just lost a brother

Rest in feathers

It fucking sucks, I can't imagine losing a fraternity brother.
I even knew the guy

Suck 'em off while you still can: Just like we talked about yesterday.

>>>pone

You can sage a cyclical thread noob

Cannot*

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mental retard detected. kill yourself ponyfaggot

implying new

He is my favorite artist

He's one of my favorites. Top tier horse porn and lewds.

Yep, i missed him when he lost his tumblr acct for five months

...

The drama has arrived.

I always just waited for everything to end up on derpibooru. Was it quicker to get his stuff over there?

LMFAO

Smuglord is that you?

...

I'm ready to fucking cuddle right now desu~

G'day Holla Forumsread, ho'ws it going?

...

...

it's tirk, the rainbow dash poster. They just have equally terrible taste as smuglord.


EVERYTHINGS GONNA GO TO SHIT
I'M BURNING THIS PLACE DOWN TO THE GROUND
ENOUGH!!
Don't come to bread in 2 hours, some of you are alright


r-ruby pls

You and your damn ………… file names

*applies kevlar*

So I had to let my research advisor know I'm autistic… because he blew up on me about communications issues. Although apparently I'm also not the only person he has blown up on recently.

>un marica mas con tripcode.
vale verga, seguiré cazando a smuglord, para que pueda apreciar a su nemesis con detalle.

I'm shocked

LOL


Or maybe not. hello, how's it hangin yo


lol

Still horrendously sick, but I'm getting better I think

Rose(Gato) has some type of learning disorder he is nearly retarded.

kek
It's like there's a theme going on.

whats got you sick again?

Where

I wonder what I have.

Reece is extremely depressive and nearly suicidal.

Solarie has Oedipus complex(very outspoken about it) and he is Autistic too.


Skitty had ADHD as a child he might be autistic too.

where what

I dunno, sickness?
Some cold or something

Oh, oh, what do i have?

Chijo Extremely depressive, suicidal and he is an alcoholic.

I had chronic hyperactivity disorder or some chit, which is probably true cause I'd do things like slap people behind the head really hard for no reason or throw my science book at the teacher/students, whichever I liked least that day. lmfao they'd always be sending me to ISS or home suspension.

Capped for future use.

Do me do me!

do me next!

...

you once said you have the inability to relate to other people's emotions or connect to people on an emotional level which I guess is psychopath tier stuff imo

Northern wind
isn't able to feel empathy.

Ty

The gays

that sux tbh bruh

I miss nick. He said he wasn't coming back here anymore.

...

Raptor is extremely depressed and under medication.

I'll come good.
Pretty sure I'm starting to get better.


Why?

Consider suicide.

That image is about as disgusting as the person that posted it.

...

Do me if you can

lel

That's you. not me


Swedish. That's troubling enough

thanks. he deserves it for that comment.

aw :<
but why?

...

pffft I'm not that gay
It looked like fun, I wanna know if he can diagnose me

Second pic.

Well, get in line, i was here first

if you tell me whats in your closet

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Clothes. Shoes. Socks.

You two, here you can keep it, make sure to water it every 3 days.

you have shoes in your closet?
sick fuck

the ones i'm not using that season

vocaroo.com/i/s1RKSDtMRP8q

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I bet its a fursuit

I missed your gnome voice.

what if god is real and he came here and told us all the only way to get to heaven is to just kill as many people
how many people do you think you'd be able to kill?

enough to get into heaven, thats for sure

I've never heard that comparison made before. I don't think it's a good or accurate one tbh

I would like to detonate several bombs in public transport or use sarin gas in public transport too.

...

pls describe what you would do in full detail

probably check schedules for big events like concerts and stuff but only the biggest ones in the world and plant bombs beforehand

You sound like a Batman villain. You should do cartoon voices.

saved

and then that's when you realize your messages from god to kill people were just you insane hallucinations
good job u psychopath

Why not focus your attack on corrupt pollies or on feminazi's etc.?


hey Canon, how's it going?

I just hate humanity in general

USA might join the British commonwealth.

Bombing the Atl-right would be a neat objective.

pshh
user plz

Do it

He should start smoking cock.

I smoked crack for 3 days straight. Never again.

I said cock not crack you fugging nigger.

I got this for you

I never smoked a cock though. I don't know how.

MEME THIEF

...

ask Jarret about it.


Is your real name Jason?

Hey Jarret. How do you smoke a cock?

ask your dad.

No. Why do you ask?

...

I cant remember your real name

If he ever comes back from the grave I will.

...

...

lmfao looks like my desktop

Hey, user. How goes it?

feeling triggered?

...

...

Irritated, wasn't able to get my bottles yesterday and I'm not sure if I'll get them today. Can't wait until I can buy my own shit in about a month and a half.

You?

niggered


I'd skip the questions and get straight to shooting him in the head before he zombie-dads you.

Also, this was my profile pic right after Shillary lost.

No, why?


G'day

Oh oh. Skitty is in heat.

not entirely accurate. I met a feminist who was cute, but she was also a total bitch.


oil up the skittypleaser 9000

...

i wanna rut the skitty

You need الله(Allah) in your life.

Sorry to that. I'm alright. the Travis thread just hit the bump limit. I'm going to wait till it slides down the catalog then make a new one.

people need to be careful interpreting your definition of "cute" because you're the kinda guy that finds repulsive literal shit "cute"

not even a first date? wow


...

wearing a Swedish flag in sweden is considered racist.
yup

Same in Germany these days I think.
Merkel wouldn't even touch the German flag when it was being handed to her.

i think ur cute

user travis is hitting on skitty

Swedes are different tho, people here are scared of everything.
people say the Swedes are "addicted to safety"
you just smile and go on your way, don't question anything

...

I wish it was. I'm assuming yours is much worse than mine though.

I'll probably do a few in the new thread, might do another anime one since I haven't done one of those in awhile.

No, I'm fairly alright currently. Sick but that's not really affecting my mood either way.

...

I bet he thinks they looks the same too.

are you always sick for most of the time?

at least til his stick sinks in to the hilt in her stomach

lol


No, on occasion I get pretty down which kills energy mood and other things which effectively makes me 'sick' but as for actual viral / bacterial infections, not all that often.

you have a higher chance to become intimate with skitty than Jarret would ever dream of.

That's not saying much.

more than*

mmmmkay

...

so you have AIDS

it's not that hard.

As in I can't bring myself to leave the house, get out of bed, other bs like that.


Nah, nothing quite so quaint

Jarret and Skitty just fight all the time because they're having relationship issues but they really do love each other deep down.

...

naw, i still got a lot of shitpostin to do first


how is?


quads of real news. I cannot deny this.

How is what?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh SHIT!
those numbers can't lie!

Who is Topping who?

I have relationship issues?
He has unparalleled cognitive dissonance. His approach to problem solving involves blaming anything around them or acting as retarded as possible or simply misconstruing past events or things people say (feminist logic). He's said before that he believes reputation is the best impact to have in this world, even if that reputation is a disgusting or negative one, in other words he alluded towards the idea that leaving the biggest negative impact about yourself somewhere is something he views as admirable. His personality is repulsive and your comments are highly inaccurate.


You know I'm right fugin here and I can read everything you're saying right? You shameless faggot.

how is you?


i actually get the feeling skitty is a bottom too, though not as much of a brazen subby slut as some of the boys around bread.

...

Kek
I knew that would set you off.

Going ok, yourself?

Yeah that's precisely how it's supposed to work.


So you like it when some one literally pumps AIDS deep down into your anal sphincter?
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
laughing aside I get the same feeling I bet Skitty likes to take it up the ass.

STOP READING OUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS

daily reminder about sweetie belle's prepubescent filly twat

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he's not coming back you are left alone with this bunch of autistic homos.
re consider suicide.

fucking pedo

The hell are you on about you autistic fuckin sped
stop doin drugs, they're making you more fuckin stupid than you usually are

no u

I know

...

it's okay

it's just a suggestion there is no need to be that triggered

3D>2D

...

Don't worry about my feelings you gigantic faget
What you should be worrying about is your future. Maybe if you spent less time here worrying about "triggered" people and suggesting suicide then you might be doing things that got some girls attention, i think you need to get laid. too bad it's never gonna happen :)

No.

Skitty please, we don't actually want a suicide

...

Laura B will always be the queen of Holla Forums's Holla Forums


so that's how you get your fix?
your BF must be very busy fixing your parental issues

.you know it's true.

why is that ugly two knife guy so popular here

man 8ch memes are shit even by meme standards

...

get him to do a vocaroo!


purdy good here, about to get a shower and have some dinner


I'd try it, but I've never really done a lot of sexual stuff. Im a purely fetish based creature.

but yeah Skitty totally wants fox dick up his bum>>6794561

Heya Fillyfucker!


Skitty pls, no mads.

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...

it's nice to see we can agree on something Jarret

...

finding common ground is where friendship begins, user!

No, 3d is not better.

how many fillies must a fillyfucker fuck, before you can call him a fillyfucker


that ugly fuckers ugly fucking face is so fuck ugly

even irony isn't a good reason to save those

I'm pretty sure that's Disco, Jarret.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ponychan.net/oat/res/2896181.html

gross

how many seas must the white dove sail, before she sleeps in the filly pussy?

ah, fuck off then.

He is not Ugly he's just special.

...

was his face shrunken with some kind of ……. like what's going on with the whole face area

how does someone with a mouth that small get to be so fat

did that ugly fat mexican hurt feelings Jarret?

...

he is from outer space you wont be able to understand him.

...

Dissy betrayed the ideals of bread, he's dead to me.

three

FUCKING LMFAO LOL

Looks like our boy is at it again.
will he ever stop?

sounds about right

thats not where knives go.

How does that even happen.
related:
http s://w ww. you tube. com/watch?v=LXrkRiK2C-0

nice link post there haha

this happens if you don't break it.

USE THE EMBED FEATURE LXrkRiK2C-0

KEK

he's not dead but he is not alive either.

Dossy stole my flag.

You tell him.


Ask him I dare you.

fine whatever

You blew my cover I think we are even.

Someone just told me there's a guy a few miles down the road I don't even know who names their dog after my family so when this other friend shows up he's just laughing over the other guy calling his dog with the family name.. I'm not sure what to think about that lol

This fucking thread sucks

You're right. Would you fug an Eris?

whats the dog's name?

Don Skitty, we name-a our pero for you
Please protect us Don Skitty
Don Skitty, my son, he have-a the phneumonia, help us Don Skitty!
Bless you Don Skitty!

The family name. I'm not gonna mention it because we're very well known.

Everyone knows-a the tales of Don Skitty!

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hugs?

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Nope I'm not into 2D

It's not like you are going to get dosted mate.

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Good I prefer the real thing to. I can't fap to a cartoon.

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He's something else. Isn't he?

that joker picture worked out really well.

Yeah women are just beautiful what ever angle you look at them.

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He is not a successful game developer.
He is not a successful comic writer and Creator.
He is not a decent human being.
you wanna add more?

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To be fair though, I never endeavoured to be a decent human being, so I didn't really fail at that.

The whole being a pedophile diaperfurfag doesn't help.

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Look at May Marmalade oh man she's fucking sweet.

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Sonic has ruined so many lives.
not that they were of any worth tho.

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what if you had a "the hangover" (like the movie) event that you woke up one day not remembering chit and you get up from bed, realize you're alone in a fancy condo in a casino, beer everywhere and chrischan was on the floor named with a condom in their ass and you two were the only ones in the room, then you hear your parents knocking angrily on the door

Pfshhhh.
Nothen personnel kid.

Jarret would you post a picture for your fat ugly mexican undead enemy?

Why are you having fantasies with Crhischan to begin with?

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this guy is such a fugin faggot, he tired to do a show near my area but me and my friends don't like them at all so we started posting a ton of pictures to his facebook feed, basically friends with grenades and guns and suggesting we were going to the show and he canceled it and said he was calling the cops on us.

(((USE THE EMBED FEATURE)))

FUCK YOU 8CHIT

it doesn't involve me so w/e

I get the feeling that Jarret may end up looking like these two.
well at least these pair are successful Sci Fi writers.

KEK

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I like this new feature.

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hockey players?

I always knew you were a gargantuar faggot.

Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff

can you give me a quick rundown on them?

no.

..w-what makes you say that?

what happened to their cheeks?


I don't
hi sir

I wana play minecraft tbh

is Jarret right?
are you a bottom like him?


victims of fashion.

I wonder how could any one would go outside looking like that.

They look like amusing characters. Why wouldn't they go outside looking like that. I'm sure people irl don't point and laugh at them. They might talk about how silly they look behind their backs with close ones or friends but it's not like their looks are a crippling issue in their lives.

Lets talk less about me, tell me about you sir. How's it hanging?

I would immediately laugh at them non stop.
you've seen it once with this dumb bitch.


nah, I'm dead, what else could be said about a dead man? I really wanted to know, but you are a freaking homo, for answering questions too I forgot about it.

wrong pic.
KEK

this is the dumb bitch.

alrighty

Its clearly plastic surgery. The scary part is that they WANT to look like that.

pinche puto.
contesta mi pregunta.

I don't know how to answer that…

ESA NO!


ESTA

si no contestas mato al puto ganso enfrente de ti.

Calma tus nalgas oye. Porque le interesa estas (((COSAS PERSONALES)))??? Que piensa usted que soy?

ya esta muerto el pinche ganso.
there is nothing to fear this place is infested with homos.
if one more of you was a homo no one would be surprised about it.

No sea mamom agarraste el photo ese del internet, me creas idiota obviamente. Si, ami me gustan los hombres y quiero tener uno para decirle papi y hacerle de comer y todo =^.~=

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sure captain obvious.
I would never post my real hand.

Uhmmmm I know this is meant to be satire but this could also be real.

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this wasn't so small when i saved it.

no me he cambiado los calcetines en 2 semanas por un experimento deberia continuar?

ASQUEROSO
NO

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Jejejeje ;)

calma tus nalgas(como tu dices)

solo era una mentira para ver como reaccionabas.

Goodbye Travis team.

Adios tu y vele a romper su madre al cabron que le puso el nombre de tu familia al perro no seas puto.

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Those are some hairy coconuts.

all natural

Nice.

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hello bread

how to cure boredom

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Too cute

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No. Bad user. Bad.

didntknow that had a gif

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hello tiny reeceypet!

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Bad user, no but sex. Jesus is very upset. You're making Jesus cry!

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by any chance were you in the 4chan thread where user wanted to make a new meme and they came up with the idea of having jesus looking down at earth crying and it was a really stupid idea but people kept making pictures like that?
that was such a shitty thread but i still remember it and it was like 7 years ago

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hey

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oooh havent seen this before. did you show this to Raptor?

How are you doing?

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I was not there no. I just looked up a crying Jesus.


You fuk

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Oh. Interesting filename.

Blew, please post your most erotic chickun porn available on your hard drive.

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hello mr rimjob


could be better, i actually saved it from raptor i THINK


i like jesus, he's nice

He's not bad. I'd have a beer with him. He seem's pretty chill overall. Don't talk a lot about your super personal life though. I think he get's a little uncomfortable easy.

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he doesn't like beastiality or gayness or sex before marriage

he's turbly old fashioned

ah that makes sense then. Anything I can do to help? Need a hug?

Actually that was the shit head humans back then who wrote that garbage down because they needed people to be convinced by religious reasons and logical reasons to continue the species, as well they needed them to fear not fucking what strictly creates more life. Jesus don't give a fuck, just don't be a shit head and be good and all that. Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease. I imagine he enjoy's that motto.

Theres a Starman waiting in the sky

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what a fake fukin ass fuckin scene in that fukin picture lmfao

soundcloud.com/lilie-mazel/talul-remix-sigur-ros-saeglopur#t=1:40

Yeah you can tell he's faking it. No professionalism.

seems people need to post Aj now that it's been a while

Bowie was amazing

I think I've only heard two songs of his. And one that he inspired in one of my favorite artists, it made me fucking cry.

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Pfffft

we could chat on discord later if youre okay about it


jesus betrayed me, mang. he's a massive hippokrit

You need help son. Let Jesus grab ya a beer. Maybe some tequila. He'll sit ya down and y'all can talk about it.

He inspired a lot of folks, Nirvana and MCR both covered his work. Which two songs did you listen to? I know some good ones.


this picture, I made the desktop background on someones work computer.


I'd like that a lot

i like you, you're nice


great

Did you go do that thing yet? I have the chickun you asked me to make ready!

Under Pressure and Changes.

Glorious~


Thank ya much. I just figure sometime's everyone needs a cold drink and someone to talk to.

(Quads!)


(trips!)

(Quads!)

NICE DIGITS PONY NIGGERS

Ah, MCR and The Used covered UNder Pressure, good stuff, but the original is great as well! Check out Life On Mars, Rebel Rebel, and youve surely heard Space Oddity/Major Tom before. Heroes was covered nicely by The Wallflowers, and theres also Queen Bitch, thats a great one.


Thanks!

no but i've here at my parents for a while so i have an excuse

that just makes it more of a challenge haha

fixtit

Ah yes Major Tom. It's been a long time since I've heard it. I might check it out, hell with how many content creator's I watch who adore him it'd almost be a shame not to see what else he made.

just on the off chance, do you like Wes Anderson? one of his movies used a LOT of Bowie songs that can get you into his stuff, as well as being a kickass movie, Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou?

I don't believe I've heard of any of those unfortunately. I can enjoy movies but I haven't seen a whole hell of a lot of em. I'm sure they are good, I just haven't heard of em.

ah ok, well in any case, enjoy some David Bowie stuff on the yootubez

I think mayhaps I shall tonight. It's only 9pm here, so it's still pretty early in the day!

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Best of luck guys, I'll be over here working for minimum wage just to maybe have a future and a roof over my head. Start a farm, that's what my family did.

sheit

It's true too. I live on a small god damn farm, and my family has generations of farmer's. Shovel some horse shit fam, try to avoid getting attacked by ducks. It builds character.

I can already imagine what life would be like for reece and blewberry when they inevitably marry and move in with each other. Making friendship bracelets out of used toilet paper, blow drying the sweat out of each others asses, blewberry will probably poop on the rug and pretend the dog did it and ask reece to clean it every day, then he'll kill reece so he can snuff his ashes

they want you

they're hungry and they want you

KEK

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that sounds about right

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post a random image from your 4chan folder go go go

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Farming is good work. I had a garden pretty regularly for some years, its good to work in the soil and all that. What kind of farm was it?


I would HUFF his ashes, Skitty, not snuff. Also you completely left out the part about the diapers and all that. It's like you dont even know me.


I guess I could post that chickun for you ifyouve been a good boy.

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Mother fuckers sure seem like it. Though it's my own damn fault for being too lazy to put on my boots when I go to feed them. Word of wisdom; never feed ducks in sandals.

You WILL regret it.

A barrel roll?

You very clearly do as seen here in this cap I took of one of your private conversations.

Yeah those are the two lines you usually hear before you explode and die.

it's always 9/11 or feminists with you bro

you daydream about these things?

you must have pretty harsh fetishes behind closed doors

You said random picture from my 4chan folder
I closed my eyes and scrolled randomly then clicked, that's what you got.

It is good work, aye. It's been half and half between crops and animals. First it was cows, then chickens, then ducks, then turky's. Currently we just have ducks, chickens, turky's. We used to have two show horses, but after my ma broke her back she couldn't ride them anymore. So we found them both a good home and we've been raising birds and growing anything we can. Green beans, tomato's, basil plants, lavender, mint leaf plants, corn, pumpkins, squash, blue berries, black berries. All kinds of stuff.

did you not play Starfox? Or at least Starfox 64?

So all my Starfox diaper porn is meaningless to you? Look at all the fine culture youre missing out on!

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In Lylatt wars 64*

i don't day dream about you, how narcissistic
i just like to make fun of you and your mentally ill love interest


I bet 90% of your chan folder is 9/11, jews and feminist stuff
prove me wrong

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oh wow, very cool. Sounds like you guys make a decent living off the land.

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I used to have a ton of geese. God they were annoying. Then I replaced them with pavoreales and I realized I really missed the geese eggs. They're fugin HUGE, do you get many geese eggs? I wonder why they don't sell them in stores, they're much better than chicken eggs..

KEK. This is great.

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sorry about your mom though. Horse riding accidents suck.


When Nick isnt here you start fantasizing about me putting Reece in daipers. Is Reece a furry little fox cub in your fantasies? Here, have a Nick pic to tide you over

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finally got hit by flood detect hahaha

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yeah blewberry, you and reece sure are something to fantasize over
im so jealous about you guys :')

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satisfied yet?

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Sadly we don't. Like I said, it's a SMALL farm. My ma work's as a pet boarding place as an assistant manager. My dad does most of the farm work along with me and my brother. We do save a decent bit of money on food and what not and we know where it comes from. It's not a bad living. Nah we don't get geese, they sound good though. I do love turkey eggs. I need to move out though, get my own place.

Yeah an big adult horse falling on someone is not good for the spine. She's gotten better over time and can walk with pain. At least that.

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on a related note

Seen that starcucks stock just dropped to one third of its previous value?

Well I admit I dont make a show of drunkenly begging Reece to penetrate my anus and then apoligze to him the next day and act like nothing happened, but you clearly seem to like to picture us doing naughty things.


Well thats good that it helps you sort out food and such! What are you looking to do when you move out?

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I love seeing dead sand niggers.

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Huh wonder what caused that.

just because we talk doesn't mean anything

alcohol n fun

Kek


unequivically their statement to her 10k rapefugee's

unequivocally*

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Raptor, where did you read this? Was it on one of those looney tune sites you linked me as "evidence" in one of our discussions? Stocks don't typically drop by 1/3 for any reason, much less because they announce they're HIRING people. Thats a sign of a healthy company. Please, before you go parroting this right wing facebook meme bullshit, use google?

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I got 360 can o monster

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did you ever watch madmax? *huffs spray paint* TO VALHALLA!!!


raptor pls i wasn't srs


Who does that? Sounds quite weird.
but what? are you on drugs? you're hardly making sense right now.
nah, I just say things that seem to fit your character, no erotic interest in you at all
please, do you really think you're that attractive? LMFAO
what is it with you and thinking people want to have sex with you over really redundant things? I wouldn't be surprised if you have multiple restraining orders or are a convicted sex offender irl

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My own space. Less nagging. Get to wear what I want. Paint my nails. Get to wear girly clothes. I can actually be femanine and comfortable in my own home.

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Speaking of, I can hop on discord now for lewd fun. Can you sign on with your Skitty handle? I love to pretend that I'm cybering with skitty while we do it.

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what am i supposed to do with that

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srsly dude, this is the height of fake news, but youre supposed to be interested in stocks. If Starbucks WAS down by 1/3? Don't look at that and laugh "haha thats what you get for sandniggers blablabla". You need to see that as an investment opportunity because that would be a severely undervalued fortune 500 company.

But it isnt, cuz that didnt happen, and a single click on google will tell you that.


pls dont OD


well that sounds fun! youcan finally trap on 4chan in peace!

Cute

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google.com/finance?q=starbucks&ei=Xx2xWJHLAYeb0ASqkYiwCA

I have two whole coin if you can get me dog version

No can do

Every day youre either begging for Nick's attention or apologizing to him for whatever you did last night while drunk/stoned. Every day its one of the two. Youre a very clingy girlfriend.

You just spend a lot of time picturing what me and Reece are doing in private. But then again I'm just a weirdo, and you're totally straight and disgusted by all the things we do. So what do I know?


Starbucks is actually trending upwards, and closer to its 52 week high than low. Show me where the stock has lost 1/3 of it's value please?

one of the main reasons now i don't think i could ever post my real face on Holla Forums is because i know, if someone thought i was flawed in some way they would shoop my face with blewberry in gay porn or shoop my face in that pic where the guy gets deep fisted

imma beautiful person…. maybe someday someone will beleiev that

Lol sure! I mean I don't like fooling people in that way, but technically speaking I could trap in peace. I can be chill while having my nails painted and wear cute clothes while I harmlessly post. :P

[CITATION NEEDED]
liar liar pants on fire

I know youre beautiful Reeceypet. And so do a lot of other people in bread. You dont need a bunch of jackasses like us to tell you that for it to be true.

Sounds like a good time, I really hope you can work it out to make that a reality.


let me just go into my folder of private Skitty
convsersations I saved.

Even if you looked like a male model people would bust your balls and make edits yeah. That's why you never post your face. My friend Travis taught me that.

Thank ya hon. It's…gonna be a hell of a lot of hard work. But rarely anything worth doing is easy. Part of life. Thank ya still.

Today they are down nearly .30% wtf are you on about?
Their peak was over 61 dollars, and they're down to 57.48 after recovering from a low of 52.75 with the trend showing down, not up.
January 27 shows the exact drop from their news if you want specific.
but no, i mistook when I said 1/3rd I meant 1/3rd the percent loss today which is huge.

I've posted my full face pic and more not too long ago, even in front of discordio and stuff. I think I just look so average people tend to not notice me so I just blend in.

I've only seen the one where its just part of your head and one eye.

You mean your photoshops? ok

lmao

i was semi-joking but thanks

i've seen people here get called "cute" and thats the end. pretty much 0 shoops

people usually only get shooped on the Holla Forumsread if someone doesnt like the person or if they really dont like their face for some reason.

i wonder what travis would do if he saw all the shoops made on him. a friend of his IRL has probably already nudged him and shown him all that stuff by now….

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I want to meet Travis. I want him to sign my knife.

pretty much this yeah.


you're welcome. im sure there are affordable places around.


.3 percent is nothing close to 33 percent. If the high is 61 and the low is 52, then 57 is closer to the high, so they're clearly doing better.

Yes their stock dropped by a fairly large amount after the announcement, but it wasnt a major sell off all at once, and it sure as shit wasn't 1/3

No, Raptor, yo udid not in any way confuse ONE THIRD with 1/3 OF A PERCENT. That is not a thing that happens, you're bullshitting me here and I wish you'd stop it. You clearly said it dropped by 1/3, which you should have known was ridiculous RIDICULOUS when you read it on whatever shitty, piss ant right wing fascist shithole memejack you read it from. Think about things before you go repeating them. But it felt true and it confirmed your beliefs that refugees are evil poison, so you went and parroted it without ever bothering to see if it was true til I challenged you.

In no way, ever, has anyone confused a .3 percent drop with a 33 percent drop. The difference is astronomical.


Do not in any way shape or form play the stock market. Put your money in a bank., Actually, better yet, have a responsible adult relative put your money in a bank for you. If this is how you think finanically, I wouldnt be surprised if Milo Yianoppolous popped by, told you he was a bank, and you gave him all your shekels immeidately.

Nice gun

GG blewberry.

i want him to sign my butterknife

i do a lot of buttering

You sure do love buttering peoples parsnips.

Da, da. All about timing and finding the right spot.

hello Holla Forumsread

It's a jack knife I got at an army surplus store. Still had some gook blood on it.

:3

What color panties you wearing baby girl

I'm playing minecraft and made a server, if anyone wants to play you can log on at the.bestlittlehorsehouseintexas.com

hows it going?

I am a boy irl and white

You might be suffering from the BlewParanoia, everything suspicious, every one who doesn't agree with him, or some spooky ghost post his memes, he calls it Dissy without hesitation, don't be like that.
I mustn't have been around when you posted, it because I would have saved it, for sure.
as I told you before you have nothing to fear if you don't look like Blewberry(Jarret) or Twilihaze.
and I actually have no grudges with you, so you are fine with me, I can't guarantee what the others might do with you pic tho.

That wont kill anybody any time soon.
KEK

New Character!
meet Victor From Guatemala!

Smoking weed and hash so I'm pretty lit right now. How about you?

Thats not wholly true. I don't hate Skitty, but I enjoy poking him to get a reaction. Sometimes its not about liking or not liking you, its just about the lulz.


See, I know that's not true. Here's your first statement:

Just indicates that this happened with immediacy. So you were talking about today. "1/3 of its previous value" makes it absolutely clear that you meant a 33 percent decrease, not a statistically insignificant drop of .3 percent. Why would you even announce such a small change? .3 percent of 57 dollars is… what, 17 cents?


you then say that the drop, which you didnt correct at this time, was due to 10K refugees. Why would it matter if hiring refugees dropped their stock by 17 cents?


I asked what shitty facebook meme you got the 1/3 figure from, and you linked a google article that shows the actual figures, which you now claim you merely misread somehow.

Do you unironically have dyslexia? Thats the only excuse I can think of for this alleged confusion.

Thats not wholly true. I don't hate Skitty, but I enjoy poking him to get a reaction. Sometimes its not about liking or not liking you, its just about the lulz.


See, I know that's not true. Here's your first statement:

Just indicates that this happened with immediacy. So you were talking about today. "1/3 of its previous value" makes it absolutely clear that you meant a 33 percent decrease, not a statistically insignificant drop of .3 percent. Why would you even announce such a small change? .3 percent of 57 dollars is… what, 17 cents?


you then say that the drop, which you didnt correct at this time, was due to 10K refugees. Why would it matter if hiring refugees dropped their stock by 17 cents?


I asked what shitty facebook meme you got the 1/3 figure from, and you linked a google article that shows the actual figures, which you now claim you merely misread somehow.

Do you unironically have dyslexia? Thats the only excuse I can think of for this alleged confusion.>>6796221

I wish Haze would come back.

I'm not paranoid or any of that. also I don't really enjoy making fun of people's appearance typically but blewberry really makes it hard when I know they previously have tried saying disparaging things about what he thought I looked like without actually knowing. fuck that guy

it's just too fucking hilarious.

Oh my I thought I was responding to Reece.
but I guess the same goes to you.

Why you gotta bring race into it?

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made me read what he said
I'm fucking ;laughing

i'm fine ready ot head to bed soon after i eat dinner

And while we're at it? It wasnt a .33 percent drop OR a .3 percent drop, it was a .28 percent drop. Even looking at the graph for the day theres NOTHING that would indicate the kind of catastrophic selloff you're describing. In no way did you get your 1/3 figure from google stocks.

You could also start making fun of his appearance and there is plenty to grab from.
You say, you dont like to poke fun at the mentally ill, but he has gone too far with you.

The kind of face only a diaper could love.

but here, in this right wing shitty news site, we find the 1/3 figures that you describe. That's odd. I thought you got your bullshit lies from google, and just misread them somehow?

chicksontheright.com/starbucks-loses-sales-after-they-announce-plans-to-hire-10000-refugees/

Diapres dont go on the face newb

fuckin lol

Oh man I'm anxiously waiting for him to come back.
but I fear I might never get to post to Real Travis.
My soul would be forever free and this decaying corpse would be able to rest for all eternity.

if we're taliking about you and the amount of shit you spew outta that mouth, they sure do

hey guis help me make my first Holla Forums non pony thread great!

They should. They wouldn't be able to tell the difference between shit and your face.

You should start wearing one on your face.
because it's so fucking shitty.
You should be angry with your parents for making you so fucking ugly.

I know you hate when people pick on you, but you really do make it so fun when you raise this much of a fuss and get all angry.

did you even read what you just linked m8?

this insult was clumsy at best.

Youre right, that fake news site actually says 2/3rds, but its the only mention of Starbucks going down by 1/3, 2/3 or any number of thirds.

I'll try harder next time, Jarret.

you still haven't read it have you?

you literally just typed "starbucks third" into google and filtered by recent week or some shit didn't you

you didn't even fucking read what you found

lmao

Nah man, I said their stocks have dropped due to their statement.
which I have shown is accurate, I misread a decimal from today and you start sperging out.
I'm done tlaking to you.
You've got nothing but insults to throw around.
Get bent.

oh man I will seriously consider using my Conjuration and Death Runes for Twilihaze to come back.

Goodnight man.

Thank you, I appreciate it.


What am I supposed to read? Theres some fascinating comments about shariah law and terrorist bombings at starbucks I found funny.


yes, I did. I was trying to figure out where he's getting the 1/3 number since it clearly isnt from the stock's actual performance.

Have a good one.

If you had messed up A decimal and said it was a 3 percent drop that would be understandable, I could believe that. I won't believe that you, by accident, moved a decimal 2 spaces over. I truly don't know why you would expect any person to believe this. I wasnt insulting you when I asked if you were dyslexic, I was being serious, as that's the only way I can imagine such a thing happening.

idk maybe what the 2/3rd stat is actually talking about

r u dyslexic coz u cant reed 2 good

it was an obvious joke
no one but you are mad/angry and raising a fuss

status: rekt

I'm not the one making the false claims here. I am well aware that the 2/3rds stat is regarding some manner of consumer perception/interest gage. I was trying to find where Raptor could have possibly come up with his announcement


What's more believable: That he read a poorly written right wing hitjob on Starbucks, saw "Starbucks plummets, blablablablalbla 2" along with a fake chart pictured here which doesnt even have their valuartion right…

Or that he was reading a regular stock quote, and say a .28 percent drop, and decided to come in and loudly announce it?

that's where you made your first mistake sir

and btw the 2/3rd stat was a direct quote from yahoo finance, barely a "right wing shitty news site" (still trash ofc but not to the point that you were going for)

and even then you somehow thought they said 1/3rd lmao

i mean you admitted fault there, which means you went back and had a look over it, but you somehow still didn't see that it was a quote that came with a source and that it wasn't even talking about stocks

like fine enough if you just did your retard google search and copy pasted the first link without reading it because you were so confident in your findings, that would just make you a dumb cunt

but it appears you really did go look over it again and still didn't see how fucking dumb you are

this is a problem

this is brain issues

and here i thought you were so deep that you couldn't back pedal out of this fuckup

but fucking leftist brain cancer prevails again

Some people like a challenge.

challenging them mentally challenged is the worst kinda bullying

the*

Kek

I'm sorry I got mad Skitty. I would never hurt u bby

I freely admit I'm spitballing here. I have no idea where Raptor got the idea that their stock dropped by 1/3. However, knowing that he reads right wing news, I put two and two together. It's easier to confuse a 2/3 drop in brand perception with a 1/3 drop in stock price, especially when the fake news comes with graphs and histrionic announcements, than it is to confuse the number .28% with 33%

skittybullying is the best kind of bullying.

No real leftists defends the actions of a corporation ever.
but he is a Trotskyist and that pretty much means Fascist tool.
he might have picked brain damage when he sold/used drugs.

I've not spoken out for or against Starbucks, I've only pointed out that their stock has not dropped by 1/3 and tried to figure out where Raptor got that impression.

hahaha, the mexican is here.

hey dissy, give us the names of some of your illegal relatives squatting here in america so i can report them to la migra.

occams razor to me here is he just fucked up writing it, or read it somewhere and misinterpreted it

literally saying

instead of

it's a fucking basic error that he admitted to

your whole LMAO 2???!?!!! DECIMAL PLACES (thats more than 1!!!!) argument is fucking stupid as it really doesn't take into play how the brain fucks up numbers and makes errors with such cases

of course the error could have been parroting a shitty right wing source, but idk you've catastrophically failed at finding an example of such a source and even if you did find one it still wouldn't prove shit, either way he admitted fault to his original claim so idk kys??

this no real leftist argument seems to imply some kind of hierarchical bullshit of who gets to call themselves a leftist and that sounds awfully right winged to me, fuck off fascist

Sieg Heil!

i don't think i look hideous and i guess my face isn't drooling off me or anything

and my face looks very young so that adds to a cute factor if any

hi

smokey

what's a cool prank i could do with a dead kookaburra

I suppose either one could be possible. But Starbucks stock wasnt down .33 percent today, it was down .28 percent, so if anything it was a 1/4 percent drop. Have a look at these two graphs. The one is the graph Raptor linked here which shows a miniscule .28 percent drop, not even worth noticing, and, anyhow, this was clearly a google search. No one just goes around randomly googling Starbucks stocks, sees regular market activity, and then announces the stock has fallen by 1/3. The graph doesnt show that. The numbers don't show that. Theres no possible way to misinterpret anything on that page as representing a 1/3 drop.

However, when we go to the right wing fake news sites, we see a different sort of graph and a big headline about catastrophic losses for Starbucks, disaster, etc. Now, if you read through that article even a bit too quickly, especially if youre excited by the sensationalist tone, you could easily figure that Starbucks stock was plummeting.

Fill it with tomato relish then hurl it off a building.

ive been on discord for 2 hours. have you made an account yet?


Any good chimpouts lately?

your house looks very temple-ee/filled with symbology

are your parents fellow travelers?

m8

i don't give a fuck about starbucks stocks

i only came into this conversation to point out how fucking shit your evidence was


talking from experience here? lmao

that's a bird, right? you could try returning it to a pet store, then doing the entire monty python dead parrot bit from back in the day. or if that's too much work, throw it at someone's car.


nah. that guy didn't bother coming back.
i mean statistically there's a chimpout every 3.8 seconds in ATL, but i miss a lot of them because i stay out of downtown.

oh sorry

i've been a little busy

wait so am i just like gutting the thing and then putting relish in it and like stitching it back up?

that's not a prank, that's a hobby

throwing it off a building does seem like a neat idea though

all the pet stores near me closed

which means i would have to take a bus

and at that point i think it would just be a better idea to leave the corpse on a seat in the bus

I dunno if you need to gut it, the idea being it hits the pavement and explodes in 'gore'

What did he mean by this?
Like what does traveling have to do with interior design in the pic

pet stores are depressing anyway.
here in america we have this awful chain of pet stores called petco. if you go in there, every location is infested with rats and mice that escaped the feeder mouse cages. it's nasty.

do they have a collection of fighting fish in tiny little cubes of water and like half of them are dead or nearly dead just floating in their own feces?

the last pet store i went to was like that, cool stuff

would it be better or worse if i glued a doll's tophat to its head before throwing it into a crowd of people

you didn't mention a crowd of people but i felt it was implied

It was most certainly implied.
I feel by that stage you'd be just as good getting a plastic baby doll and filling the head with watermelon and tomato sauce

fuck you, i work at petco. we are not infested, we treat our pets well and the place is not nasty.

Neither do I, but Raptor has linked histrionic right wing news sites as sources before, perhaps you weren't aware of that. When someone I know to read right wing fake news starts making outrageous claims, I tend to figure it's due to Breitbart News in some way shape or form.

Of course my evidence is shit. It's my word against Raptor's, but his story did not check out at all. I went to find evidence to back that up and, lo and behold, in the past 9 hours, a right wing shit news site posted something about Starbucks having a major dropoff of some nature.

Now what's more likely:

That someone was reading a right wing news site, misinterpreted their conservative screeching, and announced gleefully "Starcucks dropped 1/3 of its value"

Or that someone was just randomly googling stocks, came across Starbucks, saw that it was down by .28 percent, and decided that must mean it was down by 1/3? Its not even remotely imaginable. Have you ever confused a quarter of a percent for 33 percent in any situation?

*does lodge related activites with you*

ok no worries


yeah ATL sounds pretty shite. Good on you for avoiding downtown then!


fellow travelers is kind of old hippy terminology. I believe its linked up with The Grateful Dead, but probably has roots going back further.

oh yeah, they have a whole aquarium section. it's usually staffed by someone who only uses the fish tanks to grow hydroponic weed, and doesn't own any real fish.

when i was a teenager, my buddy bribed another friend to let us steal snakes from superpets, which is a pet chain that i think got bought out by petco eventually. my friend would stick the snakes up the arms of his shirt and try to casually walk out of there. no one ever cared.

today it took 2 hours for me to travel 20 miles home. the deportations can't start fast enough.


that was like one roach. i've worked out of dozens of petco stores since i did grand openings for them, back when i used to be a photographer.

we don't need to argue over this. google "petco cruelty" and you'll see some stories that are fairly typical of the norm for these places.

Goddamn thats some shit. Deportations wont help, you guys need the zombie apocalypse.

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hey smokey, i guess you already know your new anthem?

i mean, the snakes probably did.
my friend eventually got fired from that job for not returning the advances of his homosexual manager.

a right wing shit news site directly quoted yahoo finance talking about a drop of consumer perception levels that doesn't even match up to the point being made, in fact it was 100% more

(100 is more than 1 btw)

(and 1 is more than 0)

that's a big change ( two zeroes and a one)

there is no way that someone could misinterpret 100% difference u no

like maybe a 10% difference because that's almost 1% difference (which is like nothing in reality, it's like the closest thing to nothing as 1 is 1 more than 0 and 0 is nothing) as far as like the number of the percent (1 and 10) the only difference is a single 0

but like 1% and 100%? that's two zeroes (more than 1 zero(that's at least 2 decimal places)) which is completely out of the ball park

so how the hell could someone mistake 2/3rd for 1/3rd it's unfathomable, and i know you know this as you recently made a very good point at how someone couldn't make an error of 1 third and 1 third of a percent because that too was 2 decimal places so idk what's going on here but you definitely have made a gr8 connection

lol. yeah i downloaded it.

did you then do cool snake pranks

are you trying to poke fun at the inside of my fugin house u cunt

if i was the son of a widow

i would be a widow's son

got a haircut in 40 minutes.. will look like a faggot after

can i perform taxidermy with household items

I actually just realized what I've been doing wrong: I read Raptor's post wrong, because I couldn't fathom what he actually meant. Let's look at his announcement:

The wording is odd, and the fraction 1/3 is there, but he says that it dropped TO 1/3 of its previous value. What must we subtract from 3/3 to get 1/3? TWO THIRDS. So yes, Raptor was saying that Starbucks had somehow "just" lost 2/3rds of its value.

The 2/3rds is there. The timeline fits.

nah, my buddy was just a big reptile collector. he took over the top floor of his parent's house and turned it into practically a zoo exhibit with all the different cages. he was a huge potsmoking football linebacker. then he gave himself a rapid heartbeat from taking these upper pills, and had to quit sports.

fair point

It's partly my fault for being thrown off by the wording. I don't think my misinterpretation, or Raptor's was deliberate, the problem is that sites that publish this stuff using sensational language produce misinterpretation.

Bitch if ISIS kidnapped you and asked for a ransom, your country probably wouldn't pay half the price of those cabinets for you. I'll have you know they're made of bocate. That's an exotic wood you're never going to personally see in your life I guarantee it. What the fuck is up with your cabinets? You're cabinets aint got CHIT!

calm down brother. you have a very nice house

i was merely asking if you were raised. this has nothing to do with your house, just an observation

i want to cum inside your cabinets

you know whats worse than ISIS?

extremist bronies?

If I was raised?
what observation are you saying?

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this is a fair point. fascist gets misused by the right and the left, but the left more than anyone. just as people on the right love to misuse the term communist

grr nvm

sorry if it seems like i'm giving you the third degree over things you apparently don't know much about

let's talk about sometthing else

Good, your memes are faggy and lame anyway
you should play minecraft with me
we can build stuff and do things

you can even build a blewberry temple and I'll make a chicken farm to sacrifice chickens for him togather

ur fuckin dum lmao

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👁

i need to put minecraft on this laptop

i'll get it done, your memes about meme having sex with blewberry is also turbly faggy and lame tbh

I understand you are a deeply confused middle aged male whose only sexual contact was a run in with a horny loonatic from craigslist who touched his butthole

after all you're the guy that suggested a friend of mine who did me favors like cut my hair for free wants to have sex with me because of it and isn't just a friend

there's probably a lot of things someone can do and you will look at them and think "thirsty"

they're funny admit it

Is there anyone you know IRL who you consider more than just a friend? Its curious you still bring this up, that youre this disturbed by the idea that someone you had contact with might want to be intimate with you. Is that a scary thought for you? Do you feel youre not deserving of that?

KEk

i don't like people thinking i poop in diapers tbh

awww I know you don't do that Reece. Here, have a chickun to make you feel better.

no blewberry, it's not that people are afraid of sexual contact or feel they don't deserve it

the joke is it how little it takes for you to start questioning whether or not a person wants to have sex with you
in this case you sincerely read into my posts when i told nick I got a free haircut from a friend and you started talking about how it only means they wanted to have sex

it's like you've never had an actual friend before and just people who are acquaintances that share similar interests

you can have this kinda contact with normal people and none of us are gonna start thinking the shit you do

w….would you be my friend skitty?
would you come cut my hair?

Wish I was more drunk tbqh fam
Wish Noun liked me more though

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Oh great. It's this faggot.

Ye-yeah what did I ever do to you user?

youtu.be/wEsCCAXnz_g?t=1m41s

best song tbhh

No wonder Noun doesn't like you.

lmfao that was my favorite scene in dexter's laboratory.. idunno why

What? that doesn't even make sense

CATEGORY 5 REKT

Maybe if you were more drunk it would.

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anywho its late, goodnight pony pals, im going to get to bed.

Fuck off

More like category 5 lame.
I didn't even say anything

No.. All I asked was what I did and you then you used that as an explanation why Noun doesn't like me. Now all i'm wondering is why you're such a retarded asshole

dont mind the anons Chijo, no one loves them and they have no names. Have a good night.


you too = )

but if ur the one who doesn't get it then maybe you're the retarded one here

You're an idiot.

(((ENOUGH!!)))

The tripcode comes OFF

wot

You're right was giving him to much credit
Goodnight blew

No there's nothing to get. You're just being an ass.

Give one good reason why

Don't come to bread in an hour, some of you are alright

I just wanna show up for the free and easy death kthx skitty

it'd be super cool if you told me when you woke up so I can go to sleep and just never run into each other again
it'd be great

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i don't do favors

is there a reason for this wish for death? why don't you like being alive? i fuckin love being alive, the world is full of awesomeness, interesting things, interesting people of all kinds (except ppl like blewberry)

i just don't see why you can see all that is around you and just want to not exist, then you'd miss out on all the cool things

how is blewberry not interesting

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im to sexy for my shirt

sorry sir but i don't know hot to interpret ur post

get a better shirt

no. im gonna grow chesthair so i never need a shirt again

Some men just want to shit into diapers.

well if you find whole "lol hurp durr im pretending to be retawded" chit interesting, to each their own

I mean sure that's cool and all but I don't get interesting things I just get shitty things and bad things. I don't care about seeing or experiencing anything. Its all good but i'd rather do drugs and etc but our society is to garbage for me to do things I'd like too and that honestly goes for pretty much the whole world. And death and none existence is just so comforting just the thought of being and feeling nothing. Had this conversation once already tonight. I just don't think life is that great. Humans are shit imo brutal pieces of shit. I'd much rather be dead or fade out of existence it just sounds so nice then dealing with anything else. I also hate having obsessions and mental illness it sucks pretty hard fam

i don't think that has anything to do with why people wear shirts

exactly

What kinda fukkin transcended ultra satanic taboo chit you wana do that is taboo in the entire fuckin planet?

i mean i know there's some ultra fucked up ppl in this world, but what the hell would you wana be doing that is banned in even the most satanic and fucked up communities ever?

i can relate to his statement

i want to live in the woods and start a cult

but THE MAN won't let me

Not all of them. imo i really like that humans aren't arbitrarily nice or all that great to you right off the bat. Otherwise it wouldn't feel so special when one of them is that way with you. Especially when they previously weren't but they became that way with you for certain reasons. a lot of things would mean so much less and feel less nice if it weren't that way..

fuggin CHEKT

i live in the woods and i can start a cult if I fugin wanted to

I know i can cause a guy did that literally an hours drive from my ranch and the FBI tried to arrest them but his whole family threatened to shoot police if they arrested them so they just stopped bothering him
read about john joe grey, he lives in the area

so they totally will let you, but you wont have nice things like electricity and fast mail and stuff like that

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i don't have access to the weapons required to get to that point and the people of my country are not as understanding of the concept of not wanting to be bothered by the state

soundcloud.com/therabble/emancipator-shook-mobb-deep-and-sigur-ros-remix?in=linderoth/sets/sigur-r-s-remix

fuggin nice song

Just drugs and a life without the current monetary system. Unsurprisingly our world looks down on both of those things.

Check'd
I just want drugs

I really don't like humans. If anything we're like orcs but with a heightened sense of righteousness. But honestly I don't care how mean or nice humans were to each other if it didn't inhibit the whole race. We're all to fucking retarded and I really hope the world ends in my life time

my mom came in my room and took the roses someone gave me for valentines day
she told me they were too pretty to hide in my room

dw once the baby boomers die off and the indoctrinated generation X/Yers get into power they will put in universal basic income and the masses having absolutely zero meaning/purpose/control of their lives will need to be sedated to deal with the inevitable restlessness caused by living in conditions that we had not yet evolved to deal with

so that will be your drugs and monetary system covered

people like you will be inevitably even more depressed though, but the drugs will make you okay with that

so it's cool

Cool assumptions but thanks for trying

That was mean.

LMFAO NOOB

get on my level

depressed sedated nothingmaster says what?

How many guns do you have?

she took them and put them in the kitchen, basically said i should show them off
i don;t think it was like that lel

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I'm not sedated or a nothingmaster. If I was sedated I'd be sedated not here and if I was a nothingmaster I would have actually accomplished something

Hey

rofl

An insulting term for someone who not only doesn't have any plan themselves, but actively undermines the plans and productivity of others

Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.

my family's got enough to start a civil war lol

Hey, Sorry, I was just wondering the same thing after those pictures kek

How're you Cate?

No a nothingmaster has accomplished nothing. That's the point you dumb faggot.

i didn't even know nothingmaster was actually a term already, but apparently others had already coined its definition to be exactly the same thing that i meant it as

humans r gr8

soundcloud.com/therabble/emancipator-shook-mobb-deep-and-sigur-ros-remix#t=1:01

why do i feel like im the only one that love this based as song
is good af tbh

I'm alright. My fingers hurt from playing the guitar so much. I have to get my calluses back. Other than that same old shit.

I wish I had a gun.

When I think of being sedated I think of the times were I can't even move or leave my bed. A good buzz is nothing.

That's only half true

Noooo, reallllyyy!? Its almost like I was joking that someone who's done nothing has accomplished more than I have.\
kys

i got shot once too
i think i been around too many tbh

noun: sedative; plural noun: sedatives

1.
a drug taken for its calming or sleep-inducing effect.


no, it's 100% true you fucking retard

kiss me bby

Where were you shot. How much blood did you lose. How much did that shit hurt?

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Shouldn't you just kill yourself if that is your only title?


Cool, what sort of music do you play on it?

leftist vermin like this are fucking always depressed retards, have no fucking idea why they are depressed retards so they want solutions that will make them not only more retarded but more depressed

we need to bring back physical bullying

people like this need to be bullied in school and the workplace until they either change their ways or fucking kill themselves

You're the one who wants to kill yourself. So do it you little pussy asshole.

in the FUCKING HIP

RIGHT NEXT TO THE DICK

LMAO

not much and only when i tried moving or people moved me when i was on the ground for an hour and a half

Not even what I was referring to you dipshit

>>>Holla Forums
Morons like you should stay there.

kys

im fukin chocking over here lmfao
this level of kek can only be conjured by an australian guaran fuckin teed

A lot of different kinds. A lot of experimental stuff.

Godamn you're pathetic

pol is a bunch of totalitarianists, seems like you'd fit in more with them than me tbh

You are lucky it missed your junk.

if it killed my snake or broke my eggs I'd have literally begged my someone to end me right then and there

remove that

Kek. I would have too.

At least the bright side is I'll never be as stupid as you

That isn't even a word.
No they'd ban me cause they don't like hearing the truth. And besides your shitty ideals are more inline with theirs than mine. They'd agree with you.

mfw the drama itt

Fagberry left, douchebag. You have no friends in here now. Go kill yourself like you want to so badly.

they wouldn't gree with me on much, but they'd likely agree with me on my attacks on you

you are a common enemy

you're a fucking cancer

you are barely even a person, your entire personality is manufactured, you aren't organic, you're fucking pathetic

tfw nopony else wants to kiss u

imma just kms already and get it over with while i bang soundcloud.com/pogomix/super-space-rabbit-pogo

fuk this gay ass erth tbh

-signing out for the rest of forever

it was a good run everypony see u in heck

It followed me like the plague

lol k dood
I never posed because I had friends here

Oh man you've shown me the light. How could I have been so ignorant!? Thank you faggot for opening my eyes on how wrong I was. Thank you so much for showing me how lead a stray I was and your pure original thoughts and personal attacks really made me rethink all my decisions in life.
Stay a retard, retard.

cya qt

Aren't you glad you decided to come in here tonight and start whining about not being drunk enough and Noun not liking you?

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That's pretty cool, I really should force myself to learn as well one day.
Always a little envious of people who can play an instrument haha :P

you post this like you think i was trying to convince you on anything

gr8 work on pointing out that i was attacking you, some of the readers may not have noticed that

derpibooru.org/1372699

how long do you think it'll be before he reports me and i get banned again

What's really cool is once you learn the guitar playing other stringed instruments like mandolins, banjos or dulcimers.

Kek

Yeah its given me something to do and has killed an hour.
I don't understand why complete strangers would hate on me but I don't question it I just accept it. A lot more interesting then when I'm just ignored

You sure acted like it
I mean if you weren't trying to convenience me of anything you're just an asshole and I already knew that
And thanks but it seems like you can't understand blatant sarcasm

This is good stuff

I read your dumb shit in here all the time you dumb faggot. I know you. We all know you're the faggot who loves drugs and Noun and wants to kill himself.

gr8 work passing up an opportunity of self improvement you fucking retard

and then you wonder why it keeps happening

you say while responding to a sarcastic comment

(because you can't respond to sarcasm if you know it's sarcasm xD)

why can't you physically buy anything nowadays

apparently i need to order everything i actually want

What kind of stuff are you trying to buy?

things

That's cool dood. Still someone I don't know at all. And if you're so shallow you'd hate someone over such pitiful things like that you're someone I have zero interest in getting to know but that's okay cause the feeling seems to be mutual. But hey just hope your hate for me makes you feel better about yourself. Everyone deserves to be happy in some way

You're an idiot
Self improvement doesn't start by listening to a bunch of assholes online. That's if like all I said to you was how much of a fucking retard you are and how you should kill yourself and then I called that help for self improvement.
Pure genius over here guys fuck the thousands of dollars that goes to my therapists all I needed was some asshole from the internet shitting on me to realize everything to "improve" myself.
Yeah dood your insults are soooo eye opening.
You missed the joke. Its okay though I didn't make it obvious so I don't blame you.
Well no it makes you seem like a retard, which isn't far from the truth so carry on I guess.

lmfao i just got banned
wow fags

I like shopping online.

maybe its why everybody everywhere is obese except me

Why aren't you dead yet. If you're such a pathetic fuck why not just kill yourself now.

I could totally rock some hillbilly tunes

soundcloud.com/pogomix/watching-you-move-pogo#t=1:25

i'm not saying you should take attacks against you seriously you fucking retard

i'm saying that you are ignoring a chance to find out why things are happening to you and out how to change that happening in the future or at least handle it better

if you are regularly getting attacked by people and are in a constant state of fucking depression, then you are fucking up your own life, you are bad at existing

and your current approach in life seems to be to not try and fix that, and then be confused as to why it keeps happening
you just responded to a sarcastic comment, you are a retard by your own definition

see, this is why you need to improve yourself, you are so fucking low tier

this guy makes really good pogo covers

This is disco fresh

if I wanted to listen to acoustic music then I'd go back in time to when there were only acustic people on this earth but i don't so i stay in 2017 aka the year of ELECTRONIC EDM AND CHIEEET

Kek. I was playing with an octave effect pedal earlier and you can make songs that sounds like 8 bit video game music.

user its very sweet you care so much about me but don't worry I have my reasons. Just feel better okay?

Well we can check this off the list
You talk as if you know me. Don't even know where this is coming from because I know how to get more drunk and I know why Noun doesn't like me but thanks for the advice I guess?
I'm not though. I actually get a lot of sympathy from people more than anything. You queers are the only people who've "attacked" me sense the last user who was attacking me here saying pretty much the same stuff.
Again you talk like you know me and I'm not confused or going oh lord why is dis happening. I know why its happening. The only why I'm asking is why is life such garbage. And don't try to tell me it isn't cause it really fucking is I don't care who you are. Life is garbage and we're all going to die and civilization is going to die.
you took the bait idiot lmao. walked right into this one

You know what reece im just sick and tired of your acustic ass
IM THROUGH
THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER

Yeah that's why you come in here whining and crying all the time like a faggot. For sympathy. Let's all feel bad for Chijo the pathetic faggot. Not tonight, dipshit.

nice 16 year old take on nihilism

Not necessarily. Was just saying what was on my mind. If I wanted sympathy I wouldn't come here. Hate on me love me ignore me idc its nice

Whatever helps you sleep at night

aren't you also a queer?

i think i've lost count on how much friends i've lost these past couple of months tbh…. here's a sad acoustic song that describes my current feelings at this current time now

I feel really bad for this but

just fuckin lol @ everything in this post

im literally loling mao JUST LOL

nothing helps me sleep at night, it's all predetermined and i don't have free will :(((

Thank you.

Why are we bullying cheto tonight?
LEAVE CHETO ALONE!

You're just taking up space. You really should do it, faggot. You're the one who talks about it all the time.

the other user said something and he got really offended over it so i saw room for slinging words at him

Alright. I'll leave Cheto alone. But just for you.

What's with the drama?

here's one for for me too
soundcloud.com/super-junior-3/sad-romance-violin

Yes and I am also a faggot

If you say so

Nah don't it was funny. The way he said it was pretty gold

Sure here I am but I know quite a few people who wanna die just as much if not more than I do. Also all people do is take up space no matter what you do. I don't value anything we do. I'd be much happier if we all died.

(((NOT TONIGHT, DIPSHIT)))

lmfao


user pls
how's it hangin tonight
it is late on my part of the planet

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How can I take up space if I am a piece of space?

IT honestly sounds like you really like to play, and I can definitely understand why.
It's been years since I've played anything though.
17 years I think

It's 4 am on my part. Smoking weed and hash. Listening to the song you posted. It was a good night.

your existence has requisitioned space that could have been put to use elsewhere.
There's only so much space to go around and you're taking up some of it!

Exactly kek

aw sheet

post applejack again you absolute fopper

I stopped playing for years. I'm actually just getting back into it. That's why my fingers hurt so much tonight.

You should play something again.

yeah but im also part of that space nigga what don't you understand

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I feel like sharing Rarara some love
what's a fopper?


I do have a few guitars around the place,
they'd need tuning but an auto tuner wouldn't cost all that much, or a tune track on youtube or something would do too surely.


Consciousness is outside of space.
You've extradimensionally decided to take space from this universe to form a physical representation of yourself for a limited period of existance during this area of expansion. you try saying during this time without saying time to imply time doesn't exist. fuckin hard it is

*giving, not sharing.

*showing not giving

testing embed

bruh

the stuff I'm made out of was already here before i amassed together and started making noises and thinking, i didn't come from another fugin dimension, i was here all along


it's 6am here.. damn.. and i miss my weed.. I lost it last night :/

Are they acoustic or electric or both? I have a hard time tuning but I don't use a tuner. I want to be able to do it by ear. But they are inexpensive yes.

That sucks. How did you lose it?

i don't know

i think i made the word up

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fopper

I was drinking last night, friend said he was out of weed so I told them I'd give them a dime, so i did and i left my bag somewhere and forgot.. was a lot of it too. Somebody probably took it since the stuff's expensive and not easy to come by but I don't giva damn, I get a ton of it free all the time anyway and give it away a lot

Psssh, no one exists or has domain on this plane of extra-dimensional energies made manifest.
What, are you saying you're God?
PSSSH
Skitty pls


Both, they're pretty cheap, the acoustic is seventy-five dollars or so, and I can't say for the electric other than its a cheaper one, but I do really, really, like the sound of the electric I have.
Even if it is a cheapy.
It sounds really similar to this one without a word of a lie a friend played it once, that's how I know:
http s://www .you tube. com/watch?v=2O9K7E3lDRU

though I'm assuming you can tune most electrics to sound this way.

Not sure if its this exact brand, but otherwise this is it.


Kek, nice.
So what's wrong with Rarara?

Well hopefully you get another free bag soon.

Nice. I have one of these. I have an acoustic but its in somebodies attic right now.

well…. i dont like the definitions of those words so….

i searched for the word hosegrinder there and its not there so

i officially own the word hosegrinder


you never post rarity thats why

Fopper
Someone who is most likely going to end up being a janitor for the rest of his/her life.

I like this one.

no im just saying you're acting like a feminist liberal reeing at me like "fuggin whitye male ree" just cause im sentient, i was part of space and then once i started thinking and talking now suddenly im taking your space? gimme a break

STOP
Watching MLP
Being a faggot
fapping to cartoons

why are ponies heads literally 1/2 of the entire body

Cool, I think my mate had one like that, though I can't remember clearly, it's honestly been about 10 years since I spoke to him last.
He stopped speaking to me over a girl kek.

He decided he wanted to fuck some slag I was seeing at the time, and did so behind my back.
Thank fuck I never touched that slut though let me tell you.
Legit glad he took the bullet there.
Less glad he decided to fuck off over it, but eh, I don't give a shit anymore.


Exactly! No one here does!
She needs someone to be generous enough to give her some time~


I agree


There's some spastic cute ratio that they've discovered attracts people to things.
Larger eyes/heads and other features, I don't know the scaling myself though Aku might

oh i only saw the 2 definitions

the janitor ones funny

imagine if a ufo landed on your front lawn at night when everyone was asleep except you so you went outside and saw the door open and out came pic related and asked you if you'd be willing to let them perform an array of science experiments and general probing and you're gonna stand there and tell me you wouldn't volunteer? what are you sum kinda faggot?

Oh it's not my space you're taking.
It's the universal hive minds.

If he would do that he's not a real friend anyway so you shouldn't give a shit.

a futa of any kind i would experiment on if i'm being turbly honest with you right now

You say that like it really meant so much to you or something. The words you choose say a lot about what you think of such a situation.. You and I think very differently. If I were in your shoes I'd feel stupid for not dicking the hoe letting your mateg te your sloppy seconds
no instead you're like "oh thank goodness gracious i never touched that SLUT" lmfao fugin white people smdh

Yeah.
It's strange how people will act when things like sex or money are involved.
Seems like all loyalty or honor that usually go with mateship just go out the window.
and for what?
A depreciating asset.
Cause lets face it, if they'll cheat with you they'll cheat on you.both men and women are guilty there of course.


I saw I'm glad I didn't Skitty because she turned out to be completely insane.
You'd not believe the hell my mate went through trying to get rid of her.
As well as all the fuckin weird arse shit that she did following.
So yeah, I'm glad that I didn't dick someone that would have fucked my life over for 2 or more years.

Sometimes I see pics like this and think "where are their mustaches"

why does nobody ever have a fugin mustache

I feel like imk the only person with a mustache itt

lmfao
if i was you I probably wouldn't have been on the 6 years probation and house arrest that lead me to be yalls friends here
oh well

Might explain why you risked your extradimensional mind to steal space from the universal hive mind of this existential plane

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mustaches always look funny to me

i think goatees look cool though, as in goatees without the mustache part

just pretend the blue hair anime girl has a goatee in this pic

bitch nigga my mustache is the chit
not just anybody can have one that looks alright, especially if u a punk bitch ass cake ass poussy ass ky jelly suckin musk huffin dick lovin faggot ass pussy nigga

Let me know upon expiration date if you were found out :3

wat

are you saying that's what you are?

Moustaches went out the window when the most common kinds became associated with pedos and pornstars from the 70s.

Then there's this guy.

Dude I don't fucking know, I'm running out of shit to make up

cool beans but i bet my mustache gets me more bitches than all your words combined


Your fucking middle school come backs are expired af

i think you should grow more mustaches on your face aku

no i was legit asking

you said "especially if u a punk bitch ass cake ass poussy ass ky jelly suckin musk huffin dick lovin faggot ass pussy nigga"

i was playing nevermind that
im bored it's late and i miss nick
help me end my pain and suffering reece
be a good boy
just shoot me
put one between the eyes
don't be cruel just shoot me, do it now

you miss your legit boyfriend?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

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i dont know anyone who wears man-pants anymore

its always boxers

who's fuckin dick is that
it's disgusting
it looks like a wrinkled prune grew fungus

Jarrets

Yes

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why would u save n repost that chit
for real

dont u ever speak to me or my son ever again

Jarret does

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at least you admit it now i guess

derpibooru.org/1372699#comments

i can't believe i got super banned over this

juist lol

What didn't I not admit to before?

I can't beleive I had to make another account just to snoop on yours.

being gay in general i suppose

w-what

To repost it for you.

the fuck did you just fuckin say about me


*winces*

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lol what did you say in that deleted comment?

it's true tho

do you deny it?

Hey Canon, how's it going?

"If that's true then why have I been speaking judaist for years?"
i have no idea why that rule 4 thing applied to that particular comment.

lmao

im going to bed

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you acknowledged nick was your boyfriend

str8 people don't have boyfriends

I'm heading to bed guys, have a good one.

Skitty why did nick say he wasnt coming back here?
What happened!

Nighty you two!!

goodnight

hey there

Why does the middle one have a streak of red on it?


Hello!

because some tulips have a red streak on it

ask microsoft

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Who would have thought!


This one has a crazy name, interesting the first 6 letters it has though!

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if your going to ask i dont feel like finding my trip atm

Well the first person that came into mind when you greeted me was
am I right?

poni poni

poni poni~

meow thats right

Booyeah!

how's u?

poni~

i'm ok I just enjoying reading comics and having a cup of coffee
and how about

oh my~


Sounds cool, I ate lunch, had some coffee myself, gonna get to studying pretty soon now

Gotta get back to studying, laters!

Nuuuuu

Take care!

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Do you look like a faggot yet?

bork bork bork

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cute pone

yup she is

very blue eyes
slightly more bluer than what mine used to be

This thread is slowing down (atleast for now) and Rap is asleep. I hope nobody minds if I dump a bit of Rarity.

i mind

You don't count.

how bout now

there's something undeniably humorous about this image, i genuinely can't deny it but…. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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it's a rarity to see so many rarity's posted

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please clap

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Good morning tiny friends

I need another picture of your dick

Are you Gaeburn?

No. I just want to see Skittys reaction to more of your dick pictures.

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Yeah that was a good one.

Heya

He didn't seem very happy. Also it kinda sucks that you can't mess with him about him fapping to Nick posts now.

Will you find another way to screw with skitty?

hi

as fun as it might be, I try to keep my skitty bullying primarily defensive.


Why wouldnt I be able to do that? Also, I'm kinda proud I made him look up anal prolapses.


Hows it goin?

I stand corrected. Looks like nothing will stop you from messing with him.

y'all faggots

I was just wondering if something had changed perhaps. I havent seen Nick around recently.


Heya Batsy!

Apparently Nick isn't going to be posting in bread anymore. Skitty was whining about how he misses Nick and all that shit. Incase this is inaccurate, I'm only 90% sure about Nick not coming back to bread.

I hope that's not true. They seemed to be good friends. That's rather sad. It was fun to bust his balls about it, but Skitty really seemed to light up when Nick was around.

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I hope so too but that's what I've seen. Just not making any promises in case I'm wrong. Heading back into lurk mode, talk to you later m8.

take care.

for like 2 or 3 days*
i forgot to mention lel

hey

haha thats more like it. Im glad it wasnt anything bad. Probably just skiing or something.


Sieg Heil!

nobody told you to read my private post with shiny

Sure, sure. I'm just glad you still have your friend around.

how's it going?

Well enough, need to go mow the lawn soon, as warm as its been the grass is growing quick

Top kek

the previous owners of my house planted this weird jap grass that never grows higher than a few inches. i cut the yard maybe once a year.

goddamn thats a stroke of luck. haha good deal.

top lel

if there was a button that said "turn every black person into snoop dogg" would you press it?

i wouldn't even think about it

the yard is also filled with bamboo, so i have unlimited building supplies. i should make a hut or something back there.

if only you had a few coconuts you could build radios and all sorts of cool shit.

it's true.
but we don't have the climate for coconut trees yet. maybe in a few years.

one of my friends from highschool made a coconut bong once. it was so cool to smoke out of, since the milk acted as the bongwater. but it went nasty pretty fast.

Yeah just give it time. Oh man thats pretty creative, so thats what those 3 holes are for!

We used to make bongs out of lots of crazy shit. I once made a pipe out of a schoolbook. Basically just drilled through it at two intersecting angles and wiggled the pipe parts through. It looked crazy.

finally, a use for schoolbooks.

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tbmhdw

i wanna succ some meat

hot dogs

what

hot dogs don't have filling

this by mean he did what

haha I dont even recall what class it was from but we had a lot of fun ruining their stuff

cheesedogs do.


we used to steal all kinds of awesome glassware from the science lab. funding had been cut so much that we never used it, so why not?

Oh, idunno
whatever you want it to mean

Hey, who wants some unheard Carl Sagan stuff? Or supposedly unheard, at least…

picosong.com/GS6c/

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archive.is/lqyu4

Hey look, she's finally become the black person she always wanted to be.

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How's it going Skitty?

bored
u?

All the mucks still clearing out of my sinus and lungs, but I think feel a little better today overall.

thats fucking ridiculous
she was offered a reality tv show and she turned it down cause she sincerely feels she's a strong black woman on the inside? fuckin LMFAO

haha nice, you guys cook any good meth with it?

oh, that's cool
i always try and drink a lot of orange juice when i get sick liek that, idunno if it's a placebo effect or whatever but makes me feel better most of the time

I know right?

I read this post

It probably does work a little over time, vitamin C is known to have a positive effect against the common cold and shit like that.

i really appreciate how you're posting sick ponies to help convey your current condition

360 cans of monster :D

post pic of this so i can make tirk cum his asshole off his being

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It didn't appear sick in my folder.

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got you in the mood for fapping to energy drinks i see
i'd post some but i would have to google search for it

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u2

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Wow, sucks to be her.


saved

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Jesus. If I had that I'd be dead within a month.

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Why?

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Hey rose

Democrats had a choice between a progressive and a business as usual cunt with political connections to run their party. Guess who they just chose today in Atlanta?

hey rappy. what's good?

Everything that isn't bad

progressives are shit too because they aren't for the abolition of private property.

makes sense to me.

they're still around?

I've gone through a 10 pack of monster and a few other random energy drinks within a day before. If I had a supply like that I'd drink it till I die.

You'll need a new liver before long.

JUST

saved


I'm willing to compromise and vote for a progressive, someone who gives a damn about something. That's one of the things Shillary never understood, Bernie was a compromise for a lot of us, and he was as far to the right of a real leftist as people were willing to go.


They just elected a friend of Hillary's as DNC chair in Atlanta, so her pal can rig the 2020 primaries. Looks like we've got 8 years of Trump to look forward to!

the progressive that doesn't give a shit about their local economy and just wants to put men in women's bathrooms?

I feel you

Lol nice

shit will kill you quick if you keep that up

too many tables

It must be done or we'll never get to ride around on giant amoeba!

Reformist scum.
Bernie would have been killed if he were to implement his plans according to his ideals.

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I'm not sure about that. When I was a kid every time all my allowance would go towards energy drinks for vidya binges on the weekends. I never had any problems besides cavities. I tried making ghetto energy drinks with caffeine powder and bad things happened.

d e g e n e r a c y

Pic related

Maybe

Naw thats just an SJW. I'd be lying if I said there weren't SJW types in the Sanders campaign, but they were far from being the majority.

the liver isnt the problem, that kind of caffeine will legit give you a heart attack.


heh I think he would have had a shot at least, no doubt in my mind he could have beaten Trump. People were just looking for someone with different ideas, and Hillary thought they were stupid enough to believe she was that person.

On it!

Hillary is just a corporate hack, just like Trump, but Trump offered the lumpen proletariat something she couldn't dream of "Change".

I don't think people even expected that much change from Trump, but he at least made it clear that he understood things are not going well for most people. The DNC and Hillary have made it clear that they feel everything is going great and that we need to stay the course, etc. They didn't want Bernie's change or Trumps. So they lost.

express.co.uk/life-style/health/642516/exactly-what-energy-drinks-do-to-your-body-risk-death

mja.com.au/journal/2012/196/1/energy-drinks-health-risks-and-toxicity

Having one or two a day consistently can fuck you up, though the occasional one wouldn't be too bad

heck

yeah, that would have been a hell of an election. one 1%er against another.

In what way is Bernie the 1 percent?

Yup

What am I going to do with the 400 lbs of monster I have, then?!

he has three fucking mansions dude. and accepted money from hillary and her goons to drop out.

dude certainly goes wherever the fuckin money is.

I'm not saying don't drink it, just, be moderate about it.

You are short of sight.
The lumpenproles are expecting the wall, massive deportations, ISIS defeat in less than 30 days, muslim ban just to name a few
Populism 101.
The Democrats had a very autistic approach and Hillary wanted to be president so bad they threw Bernie under the bus.

Hrmm
Anyways I probably wont drink much of this month's shipment
Cause I need to hand it out to get paid

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You hand it out for free to get paid?

Yes.
200/month to hand out 360 cans/month

I guess that's a little late for me. I hope whoever got that doesn't do dumb shit like I would.

His annual income on his tax returns was like 250K. He's a peasant compared to the people that really run things. Hillary charged 250K just to speak to her banker pals for 20 minutes.

Sure, he probably did agree to drop out of the race, I'm not about to judge him for that. That sort of people, if you turn down their money, you probably end up mysteriously dying.

Only a very tiny percent of Trump voters give a shit about any of that nonsense. A wall, deportations, or defeating some vaguely extant enemy have no impact on working people in this country, and they know it. Trump made it clear that he understood peoples feelings and suffering, he sympathized with them and wanted to change things.


I wouldnt call it autistic, they rigged things up pretty expertly. I mean, they almost won, if not for that maddling Trump. That's one thing I'll always thank him for is beating all of those fucking cheaters, though since they're all so well connected and stuck to the Democratic party like ticks on a dog, none of them are going to be out of work on the street, where they fucking belong.

can you drink any of them?

That's really not much money at all.
50 bucks a week is nothing D:


Kek true :P

either way he's a fucking sell-out.
just as corrupt as the lot of them.
which is no surprise, considering he's a career politician.

heh, thats fair. I knew to some degree he wasnt a super great guy, certainly not a revolutionary, but I was willing to make that compromise and support him if it helped make things better in a meaningful way.

It's just a gig, yknow?
It maybe takes up 3 hrs a week to get everything together.
So like.. 12 or so hrs a month to get free monster for your friends and a little money, too?
yespls

Yes, and I plan to

anything is better than shillary. I don't care if we do elect literally satan. just not her.

After the 360 cans, why not sell the rest cheap?

*pets u*

I signed a ton of paperwork forbidding me to do that.

She represents the political class in America better than anyone. Why she thought she could get elected despite that I have no idea.

democrats have been running things forever, even now. they've become arrogant.

wha
It was Obama D
Bush, R
Clinton, D
Other Bush, R
Reagan, R

It seems pretty equal

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what is this?


nah mang. everyone knows about the conspiracy! psychics and witches the lot of them!

?!
I wanna be a wizard!
I wanna join their ranks!

Some strange fur thread I thought you'd like.

fucking same dude. I wanna be a necromancer!

raise the dead like potatoes!


I'll looksie.

Try it and the abhorsen will come murder you

Yes, but.
Im a virgin still
So Ill be wicked powerful

that sounds hot.
I've been meaning to die recently!


oh no!
don't banish me!

I gotta w8 10 years for that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abhorsen

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I no joke met a 30 y/o virgin in my travels.
he got super pissy when I made fun of him for it.


that is cool as fuck.
all these neat books about furries and necromancers make me wish I could read.


hey skitty.

ya boy

He just thinks you're jelly of his mana

nah, some sjw butted in and defended me though. which was nice. cause dude blew up and a few others came in to gang up on me.


faggot I mean, smug.

He blew up?!
Was he Muslim?

nah.
just autistic.

hello rose
drugs are nice

I heard you can weaponize that stuff

can be!
depends on the drug.


is that why you're not allowed in schools?

:l

Heya Smug!


Hey Ros, whatd you think of Island of Dr Moreau?

Looks like the small conjuration ritual worked.

Here is the dox of Blewberry(Jarret Hermann)

I read a paragraph before my autism kicked in. are you proud of me?


I'm kidding mang :3
just a joak

I do u a hate noaw

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Hi Disco

2

you say that a lot now!

wonder why

3

well thats something

Good to see Dissy is still as mad as ever

4

thats a really dumpy looking Rorschach

Hiii


dear
lord
it's beautiful

добрый вечер

Hatred and fun are my main motivations.

yeah he was a little chubby.


Haha the Lord of tHe Rings one is still my fav

hi

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I got "good evening" on google translate. So far it's been gr8 for me. How's yours been?

to be fair ha has posted some pictures of his own and he doesn't seem mad about this.
ask him for some more pictures.
have fun with all of this if you want the memes they are readily available.


I'm running out of mana I have to go now I cant sustain a presence in the mortal realm any more.
Take care and have fun.

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I'm pretty drunk and could fall on my face at any time right now.
And I would.
See ya around m8

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Just came back from walmart and I have realized the majority of the female population in the US are more dominating than men, and act like men. They are also typically bigger and heavier. In my opinion, they are technically not even human.

I think we are on the verge of an evolutionary aberration. I think the female population may be becoming more like certain animals species whose females are always the larger dominant and aggressive version of the animal. Sooner or later woman 3 times your size, with huge mouths and giant bodies will be the norm.

That sounds hot!

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veal parm?

yep

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nice

Lol, very nice :3

Yeah, wanted to show you earlier today when I found it but these studies keeping me busy :|

anyways, I gotta head to bed now, laters!

Night

WELP

hiya

HMM?

hey


down with rarity

Yeah! Go down on Rarity!

I'd go down on Rarity…

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Yeah!

The woodland mansions in minecraft must be quite rare, I can't find one since yesterday..

sorry i died, i got surprise-laid
im also very high

MEN
CHILDREN'S TOONS

IMMATURITY TO TO LEVEL OF MENTAL ILLNESS

BLEAK FUTURE CAUSES MENTAL REGRESSION AND INFANTILISM IN YOUNG MALES


SARG WILL SLAP YOU FAGS INTO MEN

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hows a reecey?

did u rape your lil pony?

fuck me sir

we already have a commanding officer

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had some fancy mood swings last night

you?

sounds interestin. what sort?

are you still there?

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Kek

the spork always makes me laugh.

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I wonder if it was up his ass before he put it in his mouth,

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what the HECK is goin on here?!

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maybe

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is the person in the picture balding or does their hairline start at the middle top of their head

I wonder how would he look like with his head shaved.
Darth maul as bad as the sequels were looked bad ass.

you wouldn't hit me with that

I think Dissy wants me to pay attention to him

Ask him

I'm ask myself the same.

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i just realized he has like the same hair as chickun scootaloo in some of the pictures

Notice me guapo.

the kind that makes my parents think i'm a bit weird


everytime i see that pic i keep thinking it's the gif of the guy who puts "my computer" into recycle bin and the the entire computer disappears

i was just watching vlogs from a youtuber dude that lives in detroit with all the ghetto black people and honestly i think if you dropped a nuke over detroit it would just be safer with the radiation

My faggot friend finally got me my fucking alcohol.
Holy shit I hate it when he has a girlfriend.

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He'd look like he finally caught aids.

Hey user.

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AIDS
KEK

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Sup?

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кусая подушку

well I'm sure they knew that already.


my hair is chickun. my live is chickun.

Bombardment of TRACVIS NOW

Same old shit. Still have to make a new Travis thread.

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git

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:(

no meme will ever be forced as hard as chickun

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wonders why travis hasnt been doxxed yet

i don't beleiev in doxxing but his face gets around enough

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Saved.

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Travis and Skitty are next on my doxxing list.
maybe you too.

just joking.

But I do want to dox Travis.

i refuse to believe i came from there

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im bored
be more fun

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I tried talking ah into straightening his hair, it didn't work.

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have cybersex with Blewberry and Reece make sure to use a diaper.

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I've never talked to him.

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you should I made him cry.

would you rather be in a hearse or a horse?

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KEK

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witn.com/content/news/South-Carolina-teen-plead-guilty-to-birthday-party-robbery-414606523.html

IMMA THROW UP

no

He wanted a boyfriend and I told him how nice Nick was with skitty and he started to cry

I want to be in a hearse being pulled by a horse.

hate fucks sound fun but I bet you 3 are bottoms and gargantuar faggots.

I have but I guess our allyness is over. No more raids apparently.

I want to pressure wash a horse

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nice Cadences

I have to admit you made me laugh with this one

i'm a bottom

to this day i still wonder how 2 bottoms can have sex

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double headed dildo

They take turns.

ah thats a good one, glad you like!

Did you mean attention whore?

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Yes

dildos aren't real sex though


taking turns means someones a top

a true bottom would never top

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all those power tools and his place looks like shit regardless.


damn I like this pic.


huh, thats different

blewberry rockin that sexual assault cut

Oh, I though so. I was just kind of in my own world at first.
There a new Travis thread yet?

Zardoz!

I guess they just both jerk off in the corner of the room, crying

You fuggin potato nigger sometimes you are as dumb as a fuggin brick>dildos aren't real sex

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awww are yo usad that no one's around to sexually assault you, Skitty?

I still have to make one. Think I'll do that.

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Kek

this is basically how all my dates end.

not me

power tools cyka

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Sacrificios satánicos al Skitty hole.

I'll be lurking for one, although I might be a bit slow in making travises.

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oh hey, sounding! neat!

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how painful/uncomfortable are those sounding toy things?

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I don't know Ask Jarret

That;s cool Don't worry.

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oh shit i resposted this one.


I wonder if Reece would like to get raped by a tranny

Stop do you find this to be hot too?

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No. Most of my fetishes revolve around the ass.

i like futa so…. probably

my brain associates anything femmy with bottom though

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KEK

ah I always wanted to choke some one till they nearly pass out.

lets post post let's see if these guys get a bit straightened.

this makes me really want to make a Holla Forumsread family in the sims

as in recreate everyone from Holla Forumsread and put them in a house togeather

i have sims 1 and 2

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That's a pretty hardcore fetish.

stop being so gay start bombing the brits!

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if the sims werent for girls i would have done that already with my fun characters

3D FILTH

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I know man no normal girl would allow me to give her the choking grip of death.

I doubt you will.

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STOP

never say never
kek

No

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get straightened remove those gay possessive demons inside you user.

i don't even have a gun yet

it's legal asf to buy guns in NIRE which is amazing doe and something i had no idea about untill like a month ago


hello ducky by the pond

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Legendarylootz
the only good thing to come out reddit

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That felt satisfying.

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I miss Gadhafi he truly was a great lieder and supported the IRA on every possible aspect.

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sounding isnt very painful really

tranquilo era una pinche broma esque me siento loco y nomas escribo pura mamada.

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sup


hey dissy lemme ask you something

if you ever got doxxed would you ever come back here?

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just playing second life

i used to play second life

Yeah I would.

I ran out of porn

This is my last one.

i have like almost a TB of… stuff

I need to masturbate less often

its really stupid and cringy

Yeah. Save some for later.

share some if it is straight.
solo girl I dont like watching dicks in porn it's disgusting.

sure

I'm gonna meet the cute girl that I told you tomorrow she will be alone in her home.

Noice

I remember my brothers playing second life in 2003 and was super pissed because I couldn't play Diablo I hate that stupid "game".

just thinking about her makes me hard

my big porno folder is on my external

this laptop doesn't have much porno, and its stuff you as a good christian male man would probabaly not like

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Well hopefully you get a hole in 1 tomorrow.

what makes you think I'm a Christian?

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when she says home alone that means one thing and one thing only

Yes.

everyone is catholic to some degree on Holla Forumsread apparently

it's scary

the first time I was with her, for a brief moment Travis came into my mind, because I left some stickers in my hoddie and I didn't want her to find them.

I'm not religious but I have some interest in Islam (nothing to worry about)

kek

what religion did communists usually believe in?

do you ever think of him? outside IRL?

believe it or not I'm not a commie.

well I didn't wanted to mention it because of the Fedora association but I'm an Atheist.

communism preaches the philosophy of material dialectic

most lefties are Atheists too.
there are exceptions though.

There is Christian Marxists and Islamic commies too.

Not really. not until I come back on her. I would hate if I was with a girl and all of a sudden Travis's face was all I can think of.

*here

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K

you act like i know what that is


K

I'm officially obsessed with Travis.
I really think about him IRL in numerous occasions.

Ideas shape material, material shapes Ideas.

Kek. I would find that really distracting.

Commissar Reece make it happen

I peed in the ball pit.
it's your move.

It actually is.

got the perfect song for this

Yu gi oh is garbage now a days

yes


no!

Why is it, when you have something that is 100,000,000 grams, you say it is 100 metric tons, instead of 100 megagrams? If it is 1,000,000,000 grams, some might even call it a kiloton, when it really ought to be called a gigagram. We are willing to go as high as using the word gigaton to refer to a unit of mass, but somehow the petagram never gets used!

usually you pay extra for vomit.
dece song though.


hey we got link summoning coming up to slow the game down at least :^)

i don't even know what my own political stance is

i think i'm a Right though

don't worry.
this shithole is infested with right wingers maybe you lean right because of their influence.

i think we're pretty balanced

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the only thing i know i'm definitely not is an anarchist

governments makes sense whether you like it or not

nice.

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I've seen this. still brutal though.

Is he ok?

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dragoncannon.xyz
lmfao lets get this guy to add pictures to his site boards.4chan.org/b/thread/723651366

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I bet they had a beer afterwards.

also, I fuckin love the file name.

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I always wondered who sang this song.

everybody know that. it was a meme after all.

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it's better bonding than fishing.

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hi rappy

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Hey Rose, how're you?

man, that's not even depressing.
that was just a wholesome webm tbh.

I am good. just trying to figure out a way to get a game to work.

how has your day been honey?

It's going ok, I'm on the mend for the most part as well, I still get these raging coughing fits that cause me to white out for a minute, but other than that I'm good.

holy shit that's fucking intense.
you sure you're ok babe?

this one makes me laugh.

proof that dogs are THE WORST animals.

I really enjoy viruses.

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that happened to me one a suzuki hayabusa.. dumb dog lunged in front of me to chase another friend in front of me, i was doing a wheelie and saw the dog so I braked and the moment the front tire landed the dog warped around the tire and I almost over revved the engine, friends who were 3 miles down the block said they heard my motorcycle and thought I crashed or something but my hand just slipped trying to hold it steady so I didn't flatside. dog did not survive.. stupid dog

dogs are dicks.
I like how afro man looks at the camera, notices he's being recorded, and tries to make himself look like the victim.

also you can tell those people shouldn't be riding motorcycles
the person behind them was a fuckin noob and locked the front tire and fell off lmfao
you don't do that, he could have easily swerved around the dog and the bike

you will die in a motorcycle accident or because of another negligent discharge.

any one would look scared at some one if he gets caught in a middle of s fist fight.

I'd like to know the context. but it's unlikely anyone but the uploader has it.

lmfao
I've had a lot of close calls tbh
I was doing like 90 mph down the road here when some car turns into a street in front of me and the car behind it did too. I thought I was gonna hit them, I knew breaking wasn't gonna help at that speed so I floored it harder and the chick I had with me started screaming, I managed to go right between the two cars, if I hadn't floored it I would have missed that opportunity and hit the guy behind them. she asked me to leave her right there cause she was too scared to drive with me and started saying "you're fucking crazy!", i told her if I didn't floor it we would have died kek

some people are douches on the street.
I bet it was the guy with the stupid dog.
people with pitbulls(I know that dog is a bulldog) are douches and wannabe thugs.

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Have to be

well at least I know how you sound like.
you wont be around at the age of 30 you are fucking crazy when it comes to driving.

or libfucks that believe pitbulls make better pets than guard dogs. though, usually pitbull owners are related to drug abuse in some way.


I see.

What're you up to?

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not a lot. at the moment, I'm just watching youtube videos.

why is he wearing a hooded sweatshirt in the shower?

i used to have a favorite hoodie, it was green too and I showered with it a few times
why? lmao idunno it's fun

Did you get that game to work?

fair enough I guess?


no sir.
but it is new asf. I'll give it some time. I did pirate it, so that might also be the problem.

aren't you supposed to be cammo king or something?
do you have cammo cowboy boots?

what if it got real cold and the ocean got a foot thick layer of ice and the wind blew it on the beach at 300 mph
would we survive?

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if some one digs holes near volcanic terrain some might be able to survive.
but the 97% of the global population would be killed.

thank god for global warming.

Hey, Reece

Nope, marine life dies, we all die, and if there's ice over the entire ocean then there'll be no oxygenation occurring and everything will spiggen die.

what… no
I just like camouflage apparel and things in general.. my bed sheets, pillows and blanket are cammo.. im wearing camo pants right now.. my underwear right now is camo. flashlight is camo.. I have a lot of camo jackets and other stuff.

chekt
lel

hi.

travis this, baby

also i forgot
no, i don't
just avestruz and cocodrilo boots

ok

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Hey

do you relate with andy kauffman a lot?

just curious

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Bee

No. I'm a fan though. He was really funny even though he said he wasn't trying to be.

do you relate to any of the characters you post?

rarity != cute

i know you didn't ask me but i relate to a lot of the dogs i post tbh

What is '!=' ?

I already knew that.

They are mostly comedians so not really.

I'm surprised you don't know after having been on the internet for so long and I even tried personally showing you some of this stuff before RK started budding in and kept steering things elsewhere when i was showing you js
tutorialspoint.com/cprogramming/c_operators.htm

Imagine if we had an Alex jones poster that relates to him.
he would be fucking wild.

Oh I do know, I was just screwing with you for saying such a lie

KEK. That would be great.

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post the Travis version of the scene where Alex hold Cenk

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Fuck.

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kiss mee!

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No, yuck

I know you want to.

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LMFAO


faggot


REe

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nick germs is not a thing i want tbh

Oh man I'm very horny I cant wait to give her the D

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Pick one

he dumped me

your ass wasn't tight enough for him?

very rude

anybody hear about the alien selfie on 4chan?

is… is it real?

Looks real to me.

No it's not fucking real, more than likely photoshop, or maybe it was and got blown out of proportion and faked a million times that there's a constant at lmao Thread on Holla Forums

lmao

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yournewswire.com/4chan-alien-selfie/

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Yeah, that didn't happen.

It's on the internet so it has to be true.

mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/02/possible-reptilian-photo-allegedly-brings-down-4chan/

None of these are real, and if that thread was real, nobody saved the picture except maybe Steve (not the crow).

not bad


how are you feeling aku?

Fuck off.

why don't you like me?

Because you want me to.

i'm a terribly nice guy if u got to know me

I notice you and blew blew like to do that a lot. Really emphasize on how nice you guys really are.

I really don't care too much, unless you know anything about history things, or show an interest in something that isn't just me. Because I tell you I'm the last thing I care about.

i dont remember blew ever saying that about himself

using the same kind of words does not mean we're using the same dildo though which is what you're trying to say

you're sad. i'm sad too. we have so much in common

if it would fit i would put my peener up your skittyhole

heh. this is true. people dont hang around bread cuz theyre happy and well adjusted

he's told me a few times and i remember it
what
no that wasn't what i was trying to say at all
i just made the observation that both of you emphasize on how nice you two are a lot which just seems strange to me


I mean how would you feel if you're at the store and overhear a guy chatting with some people and all he's saying is "why don't you like me?" and "i'm a terribly nice guy"

I mean do people usually try and prove how nice they are by telling people how nice they are? i always thought it was a judgment for others to pass on people based on that person's character and actions and it is strange/unusual for one to be emphasizing that characteristic of themselves. maybe it's just how I was raised and i just see that as cringey and petty behavior


no you wouldn't

I'm not sad. I loath myself a bit, but I'm too fantastic to be sad. I'm tired and a bit angry sure, but that doesn't make me depressed.

I really don't like people who have no ambitions or interests Reece.

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So this is why you're here?
How depressing.

Ive never claimed to be a nice person. I've tried to BE nice, to you, but youve rebuffed my every attempt.

and yes, if it were possible, I'd totally stick my dick in your urethra just to say I'd done it.

i have a lot of interests tyvm


ohhhh

so is that why you randomly ask people to kiss you in Holla Forumsread? because thats totally to ask people to do if you were at a store etc

Why is this funny lol

yeah, you don't do that? fuckin weirdo

fixtit

*pets a tiny reecey*

It appeals to your intradimensional sense of humour

That aren't people? What do you know Joe?

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I knew it, you don't know anything Reece!

this character looks suspiciously familiar

cool! is this the sims?


it haunts your dreams thats why

KEK.

nightmares*

your nightmares are my dreams, Skitty. I'm going to go to sleep and wake up with a throbbing erection in the morning. Goodnight.

Yeah. Check the thread out.

maybe some other time, I need to get to bed for now. Try to put something in Skitty's urethra while I'm gone ok?

No thanks.

/spreads their cooties all over thread

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Solong.

night

My bed smells so good x(

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i'm not sure i understand but…. sure

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i sort of want to know when that army picture was taken and when that porno video was filmed now

I want to know how to let the dude know if he doesn't already.

apparently quite a few pornstars have legit relationships and their partners know they eat out random guys/girls for money

must be fun pretending to not be a cuck when your partner comes home from "work"

To be fair, porn is a lot more professional. It's not like they're out having sex with the dude out of lust / love. There's worse industries to work in.

I can't imagine anything less fun.
I can't imagine why anyone would want to date someone who has ever done porn or prostitution

if your bf/gf works for a scat fetish porno company then come back and tell me it aint so bad

Or bareback.

Gang bang

beastiality

Inter-racial

i'd rather know someone i loved/cared about had a horse penis in their mouth than poop, just sayin

Does that apply to the other things?

m-maybe

It doesn't does it?
And that's because the idea of your lover being with another person is equally reprehensible or disgusting in your mind, as it should be.
STD's aside, they're almost always hopped up on some kind of drug during the act, and its tremendously damaging to their psyche and body.
They're just not worth it in any respect.

i don't think i would mind gang-bangs that much

as long as i was involved very much

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Heading to bed, have a good one

Have a good one Canon :P

am i not allowed to have a good one too?


hey

hehe my luck is nice, nighty Rap! :3

Hiya Reecey!
how's u? :3

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life is getting a tad bit more complicated is all

what about you?

Studying for an exam, hence the slow response.

hope you do well

eww

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Thx!


Yeah I know, exams are pretty eww indeed


poni

hows things

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this is khan

Noice


You wan score some poni?

bread dead…. head

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Rip
Also Hi!

.>>6801764
hey

i said hey

Sup!!
I'm pretty drunk
How's your day goin?

i'm at parents so it's pretty hit and miss tbh


isn't it a wee bittle early in the day?

I told my uncle and mom about fat faggot comedy while I was drunk. Hilarity Ensued.
They thought I was practicing for stand up comedy for the past 2 years.

Why don't you have any real interests? Do you care about your town? Your country? Do you have yourself a job? What do you want to do with your self?

i have a lot of interests. some people here know about them. i'm not very good at thinking off the top of my head though. i care about a lot of things


used to have a proper job, i sort of do mild mild things on the side now though


i've always liked music and art related stuff so i don't know. if it's fun i'll do it.


i c

Btw the stories were about you

Hey, user.

What instrument do you play?

Hi.
I'm guessing you saw my story about me telling my mom and uncle about that ah faggot.
Their reactions were hilarious.

keyboards on and off…. used to do a ton of midi music too

but it's mostly just fun stuff, man

Kek. Yes. What did they say about him?

I want to cum in candy ass..

Well, Mike Pence and Jeff Sessions want to enforce federal marijuana laws across the country.
If that happens Trump will not be a 2 term president. I live in Indiana and have been told Mike Pence is responsible for those bullshit laws. If he enforces them there goes 11 electoral votes.

who are you?

Hes candy ass

A lot of people think he won't get two terms.

i bet it's a woman

There are no women here.

CandyAss or user.

Jeff gave the signal that him and his federal buddies will go after marijuana in legal staes.

What a load of shit.

i know someone who used to come to the Holla Forumsreads who's apparently a woman

women are just men with deflated clit penises anyway, it's terribly confusing

Thank Mike fucking Pence and Jeff Sessions.

Hence i want to cum in it

That's one way of looking at it.

Here in Indiana Mike Pence kept up our bullshit laws against weed.

This is very disconcerting

on all levels except physical i am a big black man

That really sucks.

No niggers allowed.

its true though

from what i've been told the clit is literally a penis and the labia was essentially testicles in the womb for female babies

it's definitely something along those lines anyway

So the trump administration is going after weed in legal states? Like.. they're looking to ban it everywhere?

What about your dick, is it a black mans?

Gross.

Even my grandparents said "Hell yeah they'll raid legal states Mike Pence is vice president"
My grandma needs medical marijuana

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What does she have?

have you seen periods and discharge up-close before?

that is also gross

Life is gross in general.

hillary was planning to do the same thing. big pharma is backing this effort, they will do anything to stop legal pot. what's good is this will force democrats to take a hardline position on legalizing, instead of the wishy washy bullshit effort they've put forth in recent years.

it's also important to note that obama raided weed operations in legal states tons of times. this is the media trying to scare you. they give you a minimal set of facts and then make it look like the world is ending.

Really bad arthritis.

you could be terribly right

That sucks.

Indiana sucks

What happened to your trip?

I still have it. I just decided that I'd rather post user.

i had heard about that obama thing
it doesn't make any difference to me but I'm pretty sure I know a lot of people who'd rather they keep weed illegal.

do you have a thing for pee?

Yes

i see

and are these people all cartel members? or just mostly cartel members? i want legal weed, but i want it to be 50 state legal, not this state by state crap that leaves me waiting until the very end since my state is super conservative. it makes no difference to me if it's legal in colorado because i can't go to colorado, and even if i did the thin air would drive me nuts. i need thick air, damn it.

I like watching girls pee

pee is interesting

scat is not

I think they should just legalize it everywhere too..

good morning tiny friend!


Heya Skitty!


sieg heil!

most americans feel this way, but the corporations who actually run our government don't want it. they have to be forced out of power. that's why i'm glad trump has orders against lobbying, which i hope get expanded into permanent law.


hey there

hows it goin?

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i'm good, just trying to pep up this ancient computer so i can play some old games on it. how's it going with you?

Heya Shiners


Haha now this sounds like a kickass plan, what are you looking to play?

about to go to bed

goodnight boi-os

Sleep tight Reecey

haunted vagoo

i have a large abandonware collection, but most of the games don't run right on a modern cpu. i mainly just want to play doom and ultima 8. but i've been collecting fps games for like 20 years, so i have most of the good ones. i used to love building levels for duke nukem 3d. plus i have my modded versions of doom 2 and gta that i've kept all these years.


bye

oh shit youve got a lot of classics. I mostly just mess around with Civ 2, Warcraft 2, and Sid Meier's pirates. You know, itd be a neat project to try to build like the ultimate 90s gaming computer and see how much itd cost these days, if you could even get the parts at all

Heya

Gn

Ooooooooo, oooooooh

hows it goin?

Its going, waiting on the end of the month. Gonna buy an ounce of weed

it's hard just to get power supplies for these old things. i have tons of ram, but most boards have a limit. this machine is a mid-90's acer aspire, so it never had much to begin with. plus it uses ISA instead of PCI. it's a real dinosaur.

I had an early 00s Acer I think, wish I still had it, I could send you that one for parts.

my first pc was an acer pentium 60. that was the first pentium chip. i got so much nerd street cred for having one. this machine is a 486, which was the kind i was looking to buy and ended up getting the pentium because they were on sale.

I'm too lazy to mess with a full page one now.
Intellectual property… Thats was chapter 18 of TPP the kikes nearly snuck in SOPA/PIPA.

I remember! Weird Al even made a song about the damn things

Yall fegets. Imma go look at a car to buy tomorrow. I intend to take it to a mechanic for a full check-up if i decide to buy it. Anything else i should look out for?

the sub-100 mhz pentiums like mine were really just overclocked 486s. the pentium market didn't take off until they broke the 100 mhz barrier.

check for leaks, especially transmission fluid and oil. don't buy a leaky car. have the mechanic do a compression test on the engine. find out how old the battery is, and check the tread wear on the tires. search engine the model you're interested in to find out its known flaws. and don't buy one that's been in a wreck, no matter how much they try to sell you on it.

Smokey is best mechanic, he'll know!


Heh I know very little about processing power, but the leaps forward year by year have been pretty impressive

Nope

i upgraded my machine from a 60 to a 120, then ditched it for a 200 mhz. i should have kept the old thing. actually i still have the 120 board. the case is the thing i want though.

I guess typically if the car seems cheap for the year and make always check if it has water in the transmission or engine oil, or condensation built up in unusual places like inside the headlamps and such if the car seems like a good deal for its year and make… I don't know how common that is where you are but it's common af for dealerships to try and sell you these shitty refurbished cars here. Smokey says don't buy a car with shitty battery, gasket problems or used tires but imo it's better if you find new cars with as many of those negligible issues as you can so you could use to haggle them on and get a reasonable price.

Dont buy a car from a nigger is my best advice

yeah a lot of those old giant cased end up tossed out like the dinosaurs of old.

or a woman

Them too

Niggers and women wear out a car until they break and dont fix shit

i didn't say don't buy the car if it has a bad battery, just make sure you aren't driving off in something that isn't going to crank the next day.

you should expect to replace pretty much all the rubber stuff like tires, belts and hoses. if it has a bad head gasket or transmission gasket, don't buy it.

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judging by how he said he wants to take it to a mechanic, you also probably want to check that.. i always check that myself since I don't trust other people's opinions much

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he should have his man put it up on the lift and make sure it hasn't gotten any bad spots on the frame or shitty patching jobs. rust is another thing to look out for, and it starts on the bottom of the car usually.

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Yesh, this pleases me

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She is such a cutie

I took two valiums 20mgs i dont think ill make it to TWD

I REQUIRE MOTHS

i require dragon loli

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I thought she was a goat hybrid of some sort

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Thanks guys, i'll keep an eye out. I've learned not to impulse buy cars by now.

if you're getting a used car those are all things you want to keep in mind imo

skit skat paddy whack give a skitty a *bone*

pls tell me what this song is about

that translates to northern buttox
what a silly name

he's basically singing about how he got drunk, met a chick that was like a princess but when he got sober he realized the chick was a hideous woman with bad breath, hairy armpits, smelly feat, bad breath and an all around unpleasant person.

reminds me of grupo marrano, never heard of this band lel

what a silly song
thank skitters

i prefer stuff like this, those other groups are too raunchy
USE THE EMBED FEATURE UHKZkfGYeCg

fuk u 8chit

heh

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Mfw ded thread, wheres nick

died in nam.

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Hey, Candyass.

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drunks as hell

That sounds fun.

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Bad thing is I've been up for 3 days. I think I might get sleep paralysis when I do go to bed.

Geez. How can you even do that.

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Bad sleep schedules I guess.

I used to not be able to sleep. It would take forever then I'd wake up every two hours. But one of the medications I take now knocks me right out.

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He's probably out and about doing nick things.. Shopping..

Which drug?

Do you have the one where they are slicing the guys throat with a box cutter while listening to Guns and Roses?

It physically hurts

Its called Seroquel. It's classified as an anti psychotic.

I usually wake up every 2 or 3 hours whenever I sleep.
What do you take?

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I do not.

That's ok.

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that one with the motorcycle and the bird lel
I once hit a fat pigeon with the windshield of a ZX900R at over 100 something, probably like 120 and the thing utterly exploded and the windshield formed a spiderweb looking crack. If that thing would have smacked me in the face I think it's inside would have merged with my brain.

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i miss his bread posts too it's not the same
what r u doin? im drinking n playing tanks

I miss squirrel(s)…
At least nick can come back if he chooses to

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She was gr8 shitposter

funny you should mention that, i was out back a while ago kinda bored and i started to remember a story SQ told me about a time they fled the cops in a volkswagen buggy through a corn field with some friends while drinking. It's been a while and my suspicions on that the dire news might be some kind of cruel ruse are at an all time low.

also i started randomly remembering that cause there was a corn field where i was years ago but not anymore

I wonder if ghosts get hungry.

yes, but for electricity, not food.


we all miss her, rap

feelz

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or in that one scene from ghost busters, that ghost was very hungry.

I know, sorry.
I'm just in a mood.

How're you going Smokey?

it's all good.
i'm just watching walking dead.

Nice one

Ah yeah fair enough, I'm just screwing around about to have lunch and watching youtube videos.

Watching walking dead, going to bed after