Explain your country without naming it

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

'Pennis and also dickie and balls' or 'Pussy and also boobie and vagina'
Open borders and open holes
"We are the most creative people"
Very low SAT scores
'Let's just buy a dog instead'

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novinite.com/articles/167779/Venture Beat: Bulgarian Programmers Rank Best in the World

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

Sweden

John Bell
John Bell

Kek, true

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

It was the best of times it was the worst of times.

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

Poland

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Freedom.

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

almost every week I read a foreign news article about how my country is the best at something
I look around and see nothing but shit
shitty government
shitty people
shitty climate
shitty cuisine
shitty architecture
everyone I know has some form of mental illness, most often depression

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

Canada or the uk

Mason Young
Mason Young

nope

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Germany

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

Germany
shitty cuisine
u wot m8

Nolan King
Nolan King

finland

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

datamine datamine datamine

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

bingo

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

The best country. Because muh freedumbs.

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

the entire world hates us for conquering them and generally being better than them

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

finland
shitty cuisine
yeah you have a meal which is just brown shitty bread served in a bowl of milk
finland sucks
the entire country should man up and invade sweden tbh

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

you have a meal which is just brown shitty bread served in a bowl of milk
gotta be honest, I'm not sure what you're referring to here

the entire country should man up and invade sweden tbh
if you ask me, the whole country should man up and commit suicide

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

UK isn't it. Only a Brit or an American would gloat online about how great their country is, but America hasn't conquered shit.

John Carter
John Carter

I'm not sure what you're referring to here
it begins with m
looks like brown gunk mixed with milk
like dirt with milk
think its called mammi actually

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

correctamundo mon brav
you win yourself a sticker

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

oh yeah. it's more like porridge than bread, but you are right that it's awful.

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

this
tell me this doesnt look like two clumps of soil in a bowl of milk

John Moore
John Moore

Holla Forums is only country
HW senpai was our lord and savior

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

hw died of aids years ago

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

hot dog, i r wiener.

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

tell me this doesnt look like two clumps of soil in a bowl of milk
I can't

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

he died for our shitposts
b-but he will come again right?

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

how many jewish quadraplegic pedo HIV+ shit lords convicted of rape and died while hiding in the phillipines do you think there are in the world?

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

here's a picture without milk

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

thats poo

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

(checked)

implying that jim isn't cloning him to sell as a sex slave

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

it might as well be tbh

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

i would totally rape kikewheels
but I dont want aids and im guessing the equatorial heat from his third world playground rotted him quick

why do the finns eat poo?

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

this is mammi without the milk apparently

James Foster
James Foster

local finnish man takes the brown pill

Owen King
Owen King

actually, that's mustamakkara ("black sausage") with a side of lingonberry jam. it's pretty good.

why do the finns eat poo?
I don't know. I wish I did, but I don't.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

lingonberries sound good
just stop eating it with a side of poo

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

mfw this guy lives pretty close to me and is a bit of a local hero because of his skiing career

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

can you take your reindeer 10 miles down to his shack and try to photograph him without being shot?
this man should run for finnish president man

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

he is a former member of parliament actually. I doubt I could go up to his house because of that. probably there's some protection, or at least he has a gun.

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

if you asked him do you think he'd kill you for you?

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

wut

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

ask him to murder you

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

why? I don't wanna die

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

just to see if he takes it seriously
because in finland I want to know if there is no sense of humour
if he just straight up refuses or agrees it proves the theory

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

I'll pass. how about you fly here and give it a try?

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

ok
whats your address?

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

I meant his place. it's in Kurikka, a very small town so you won't have trouble finding it.

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

ok
ill try and get there at some point
make a thread on >>/n/ if he moves house

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

will do

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

Webm related. My countries biggest cities are like this on a fairly regular basis.

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

flys to finland
goes to one reindeer town
asks brown pilled fin man to shoot him
gay sex ensues

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Father cat is hungry
We will buy new cat
Cash rains from ceiling

[Pic related] is for you if you need the spoiler.
We also have burgers, and shart in mart.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Guns

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

it is life of Holla Forums man

do you live in malaysia?

Ryder King
Ryder King

Botswana

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

do you live in malaysia?
Nope.

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

korea

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

no risk of that. Mieto is a very old-fashioned man.

funny story about that actually. about 10 years ago he organized a charity sauna event for some cause and invited some celebrities to sauna with him. the next day he was informed that one of the celebrities was gay. he was horrified that a gay man had seen him naked.

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

no homo

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

he was horrified that a gay man had seen him naked.
im more comfortable with gay men seeing me naked tbh
i like being desired rather than objectively evaluated

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

Wir lieben Alle bis zur Vergasung.

Asher King
Asher King

Nope.

Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

canada

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

People confuse us for Russia
Even though we're many countries away from Russia
Were Communistic
Were never part of the USSR
Were just a satelite nation
Mountains
Some of the best programmers in the world

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

Czechia

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Estonia

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

Nope

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

Nada

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

fuck off dataming jews

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

Ukraine

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

Not a part of the USSR user. Keep that in mind.

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

OY VEY!

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

the ussr?

James Torres
James Torres

Slovakia

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

Snow, cuckoldry.

Zachary Green
Zachary Green

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Were a Socialist republic. Weren't a Soviet country.

Nope. To give a hint, we use Cyrilic.

Canada

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

usa?

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

Now you're just being silly user. We're a small country.

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

Romania

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

Nope. They don't use Cyrilic. Warm though.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

serbia?

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

They don't use Cyrilic either, still warm.

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

Bulgaria

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

You are winner.

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

yaaaaay

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

BEST PROGRAMMERS IN THE WORLD?
YOU WOT?

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

There was a study saying it's tied to our language being incredibly regressive. We learn programming faster due to that apparently.

novinite.com/articles/167779/Venture Beat: Bulgarian Programmers Rank Best in the World

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

baguette
baguette
migrants
baguette
baguette
decaying society
baguette
baguette
baguette
islam
baguette
baguette

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

bingo

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

I started this thread as a joke
Oh boiii :^o

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

usa

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

there is literally nothing wrong with seal clubbing

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

Hard mode: Every other country is too lazy to make original jokes about us so they just use all the jokes about the welsh and change the name.

Easy mode: We often get confused for our neighbour. So much so that the top kike in charge spent millions of dollars trying to fix that but it turned out he was the only one in the country that cared.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Ireland

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

kek

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

socialist utopia
sexually liberal
metal
expensive

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

neh

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Norway?

Evan Price
Evan Price

NZ?

Adrian White
Adrian White

My country has the most embarrassing military history

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

Germany?

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

Lmao no. I wish ours was like g-money

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

Equatorial Guinea.

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Paraguay?

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

At least we're white, pretty much all we've got going for us

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Argentina

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

Hint: its in europe

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Korea?

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

Poland

Bentley White
Bentley White

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 Animal Style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Holy shit, if any of you get this wrong, I'm gonna be very impressed.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

Yemen

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Ass-pain?

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

you faggots ready for super easy mode?
irn bru haggis and ginger cucks

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

ITALY

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

Which country am I?

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

Saudi Arabia 2 - This Time it's Personal

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

Poor

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

Euro

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

But which one?

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

All of them

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

BINGO

Parker King
Parker King

boi, you're sooooo wrong

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