Explain your country without naming it

u wot m8

finland

datamine datamine datamine

bingo

The best country. Because muh freedumbs.

the entire world hates us for conquering them and generally being better than them

yeah you have a meal which is just brown shitty bread served in a bowl of milk
finland sucks
the entire country should man up and invade sweden tbh

gotta be honest, I'm not sure what you're referring to here

if you ask me, the whole country should man up and commit suicide

UK isn't it. Only a Brit or an American would gloat online about how great their country is, but America hasn't conquered shit.

it begins with m
looks like brown gunk mixed with milk
like dirt with milk
think its called mammi actually

correctamundo mon brav
you win yourself a sticker

oh yeah. it's more like porridge than bread, but you are right that it's awful.

this
tell me this doesnt look like two clumps of soil in a bowl of milk

Holla Forums is only country
HW senpai was our lord and savior

hw died of aids years ago

hot dog, i r wiener.

I can't

b-but he will come again right?

how many jewish quadraplegic pedo HIV+ shit lords convicted of rape and died while hiding in the phillipines do you think there are in the world?

here's a picture without milk

thats poo

(checked)

it might as well be tbh

i would totally rape kikewheels
but I dont want aids and im guessing the equatorial heat from his third world playground rotted him quick

why do the finns eat poo?

this is mammi without the milk apparently

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actually, that's mustamakkara ("black sausage") with a side of lingonberry jam. it's pretty good.

I don't know. I wish I did, but I don't.

lingonberries sound good
just stop eating it with a side of poo

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can you take your reindeer 10 miles down to his shack and try to photograph him without being shot?
this man should run for finnish president man

he is a former member of parliament actually. I doubt I could go up to his house because of that. probably there's some protection, or at least he has a gun.

if you asked him do you think he'd kill you for you?

wut

ask him to murder you

why? I don't wanna die

just to see if he takes it seriously
because in finland I want to know if there is no sense of humour
if he just straight up refuses or agrees it proves the theory

I'll pass. how about you fly here and give it a try?

ok
whats your address?

I meant his place. it's in Kurikka, a very small town so you won't have trouble finding it.

ok
ill try and get there at some point
make a thread on >>/n/ if he moves house

will do

Webm related. My countries biggest cities are like this on a fairly regular basis.

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[Pic related] is for you if you need the spoiler.
We also have burgers, and shart in mart.

Guns

it is life of Holla Forums man

do you live in malaysia?

Botswana

Nope.

korea

no risk of that. Mieto is a very old-fashioned man.

funny story about that actually. about 10 years ago he organized a charity sauna event for some cause and invited some celebrities to sauna with him. the next day he was informed that one of the celebrities was gay. he was horrified that a gay man had seen him naked.

no homo

im more comfortable with gay men seeing me naked tbh
i like being desired rather than objectively evaluated

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Wir lieben Alle bis zur Vergasung.

Nope.

canada

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Czechia

Estonia

Nope

Nada

fuck off dataming jews

Ukraine

Not a part of the USSR user. Keep that in mind.

OY VEY!

the ussr?

Slovakia

Snow, cuckoldry.

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Were a Socialist republic. Weren't a Soviet country.

Nope. To give a hint, we use Cyrilic.

Canada

usa?

Now you're just being silly user. We're a small country.

Romania

Nope. They don't use Cyrilic. Warm though.

serbia?

They don't use Cyrilic either, still warm.

Bulgaria

You are winner.

yaaaaay

BEST PROGRAMMERS IN THE WORLD?
YOU WOT?

There was a study saying it's tied to our language being incredibly regressive. We learn programming faster due to that apparently.

novinite.com/articles/167779/Venture Beat: Bulgarian Programmers Rank Best in the World

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bingo

I started this thread as a joke
Oh boiii :^o

usa

there is literally nothing wrong with seal clubbing

Hard mode: Every other country is too lazy to make original jokes about us so they just use all the jokes about the welsh and change the name.

Easy mode: We often get confused for our neighbour. So much so that the top kike in charge spent millions of dollars trying to fix that but it turned out he was the only one in the country that cared.

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Ireland

kek

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neh

Norway?

NZ?

My country has the most embarrassing military history

Germany?

Lmao no. I wish ours was like g-money

Equatorial Guinea.

Paraguay?

At least we're white, pretty much all we've got going for us

Argentina

Hint: its in europe

Korea?

Poland

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 Animal Style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Holy shit, if any of you get this wrong, I'm gonna be very impressed.

Yemen

Ass-pain?

you faggots ready for super easy mode?
irn bru haggis and ginger cucks

ITALY

Which country am I?

Saudi Arabia 2 - This Time it's Personal

Poor

Euro

But which one?

All of them

BINGO

boi, you're sooooo wrong