Can someone give me the quick rundown on this guy?

Can someone give me the quick rundown on this guy?

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It is actually a pretty sad story. Turns out a Jedi molested him when he was a boy, and that is why he has this creepy fixation with the corruption of small boys.

Pic related was the one scene from Return of the Jedi that I never understood how it got past the MPAA rating system.

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Palpatine was the good guy. He was making the galaxy strong to resist an alien invasion.

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from the movies:

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This is why Anakin discovered spinning was a good trick. Sheev imparted that wisdom onto him. The prequels have a lot of great moments like these.

He's like the senate dude LMAO

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why do faggots always sound like that?

does taking dicks up your butt cause your voice to change or something?

He was the most electrifying man in sports entertainment

Wait, what? I didn't know that.

he's is the senate

Until they smashed him through that table… muh gawd… they killed him. They broke him in half!

Can shoot lightning out of his finger tips but has to resort to hiring bounty hunters and mercenaries to find terrorist scum.

He is Reddit's new favorite meme

there is only one thing left…
bibbleposting

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He IS the senate.

The fuck kinda name is 'Kid Fisto' anyway?

George was just trying to warn us about the horrors of (((Hollywood)))

that's literally the generic jewvoice

He's treason, then.

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How lame is it that shooting lighting was his only power?

The prequels could have done so much more than that.

Is it canon that he can jam to sick dance moves?

Only in the old EU.

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He could also propel himself through the air with the power of his rage.

He works for the mercenary, the masked man