Will you be alone this Valentine's Day?

Will you be alone this Valentine's Day?

Unfortunately not, I have to go to the store today and I'm pretty sure there will be people around.

yeah, why?

Isn't it awful to know even Laci Green will have somebody to snuggle with tonight?

I have my left hand and porn.

I could fix her in 1 year but I don't know if I could stick around that long.

she is a 3DPD
that isn't really that hard for them, nor does it carry the same implications as it does for males

So what's troubling you?

she'll curl up with her iphone and a new dildo and then tweet about how she turned down tons of men to have time for herself. after all she's been thru, she felt she deserved it.

Hitler had a girlfriend, why don't you?

Tonight millions will be fucking, but one of them won't be U

This is pretty low effort. I'm guessing lefty pol?

I have everything I need in my tub, thank you.

Yeah, my girlfriend and I are separated by a roughly 1 hour drive. Its a pain in the ass.
Got all the cuddling in on the weekend though.

Already had 3 serious relationships and there is a secret, "special days" are costly as fuck, have a fight before valentine, birthday (her obviously) and things like that, remember, dont be the cause of the fight, you will save a ton of money and the next day you will know if the girl deserves your cum or if it just another disposable whore.

Everybody's gettin' laid tonite…well…maybe not everybody (glaring)

I'd attempt insemination

she has HPV ya know…thats why she hates men. Some jock she fucked in college gave it to her and she spiraled down into man-hate and feminism. Still, she's a sexy little chub.

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>>>/oven/

Her voice is so fucking irritating.

Forever alone

Yes

I put my cards on the table, she didn't like what I had to offer. Oh well, c'est la vie.

More? Is that really her with a cock in her mouth?

Doesn't everyone who's not a kissless virgin have HPV? It's like the most normalfag STD

just gonna fap

Does anybody in Florida want to cuddle with a guy in a dirty apartment?

I admire your courage user. It sounds sappy but it's true.

Will you ever be this happy?

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Yes, and that's how I like it.

Laci Green w/ a cock in her mouth you say?

This is now a "laci green is getting laid and you're not" thread.

Suaceeeeeeeee

Do you think Laci Green would let me rape her if I asked nicely?

No you would have to surprise her in that regards.

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yes and i enjoy being alone. i hate women they are loud idiots that do nothing useful

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

Stop posting Laci Green you faggots.

Seriously what is wrong with you niggers? You fucktards will fap to anything.

Haha

Fuck you

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Poast moar LaciFeet

If you aren't getting your dick blown by now on Valentines day, you should simply kill yourself, you are sterile and should be removed from the gene pool.

who is this man?

Heavenly Trips

user, what is the story on the BJ? user, you must tell me. user, is that really Laci? user? user?

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Its over chaps, only 364 more days until Valentine's Day 2018. Time to find a GF.

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have 3DPD become less shit?

How does it feel knowing this guy is a cripple and he still managed to get a girlfriend?

He knows a secret we don't:

still not as ugly as some of us though

He looks like the kind of retard that would make his fingers into a V and put his tongue between them because he thinks it's the height of comedy. I don't feel too bad.

Here fap to this celeb, its the closest you will get to pussy anyway

Poor Diogenes =(

Implying i didn't break up a week before Valentine's day so i didn't have to spend any money.

At least Laci had a good time

All this laci and noone has nudes. C'mon webz you can do it

Laci and Boxxy nudes are pretty much Holy Grails.

I want to rape Laci Green and she'd probably like it too

Psycho SJWs like her love rape

If she has a boyfriend, I'm going to turn myself into a ultra-manly straight-ish homo guy and buttfuck some self-respect into the desperate dweeb who is with her, then I'm going to force her to eat all the eggs.

That's not a girlfriend, that's my wife!

WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?

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Love me

Here's her nudes, faggot.

Warning it can not be unseen.

She was young, she needed the money. Don't be slut shaming.

She is so sexy