Money Suck Holiday

Tell me Holla Forums what is the worst part of V-Day

its almost as bad as penis inspection day

Everyone keeps telling me to spend my money on stupid shit and won't fuck off.

Buying flowers that are dead the second you leave the store.

Every other dumb motherfucker going out to dinner for nothing not even a BJ afterwords

I'm gonna take my GF for sushi, then she's gonna suck my dick on the way home and I'm gonna fuck her right in the pussy 3 times.

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Can't wait in a month for Steak and BJ day

That is the best holiday

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Women feel entitled day.

Ted Cruz doesn't even look like a human

:)

I just noticed how much Cruz looks like a business villain in one of those capeshit shows.

2020, Dahnald

worst part is not having your waifu by your side

Guys get the good end of the deal, all it costs is a steak dinner. We get sucked, fucked, licked and fondled.
Its worth the $50. Cheaper than hooker.

But it's good for you!

Ted Cruz was going to flood us with H1Bs and illegals prior to Trump showing up. Never forget who he really is.

who

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he looks like a molten jizz candle with murderous tendencies.

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Fuck this Holiday made by created by Hallmark>>6747362

My father found out about my mother's affair on Valentine's day 2014. It kind of ruined the rest of the year.

Serious question everyone: was I just raped through the internet?

Let's hope so!

not really, the women get fucked fondled and fed. for nothing. just having tits.

one can only dream of being raped through the internet.

Going to dinner with my gf and sexy times after. Wait, that's not right. I guess I've forgotten the worst parts.

Who cares what women want, I just wanna dump some cum inside her. St. Valentines day rocks.

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