Money Suck Holiday

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

Tell me Holla Forums what is the worst part of V-Day

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

its almost as bad as penis inspection day

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

Everyone keeps telling me to spend my money on stupid shit and won't fuck off.

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

Buying flowers that are dead the second you leave the store.

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

Every other dumb motherfucker going out to dinner for nothing not even a BJ afterwords

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

I'm gonna take my GF for sushi, then she's gonna suck my dick on the way home and I'm gonna fuck her right in the pussy 3 times.

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

Can't wait in a month for Steak and BJ day

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

That is the best holiday

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

implying you have a gf/wife

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Women feel entitled day.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

Ted Cruz doesn't even look like a human

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

:)

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

I just noticed how much Cruz looks like a business villain in one of those capeshit shows.

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

2020, Dahnald

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

worst part is not having your waifu by your side

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Guys get the good end of the deal, all it costs is a steak dinner. We get sucked, fucked, licked and fondled.
Its worth the $50. Cheaper than hooker.

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

But it's good for you!

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

Ted Cruz was going to flood us with H1Bs and illegals prior to Trump showing up. Never forget who he really is.

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

who

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

he looks like a molten jizz candle with murderous tendencies.

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

molten jizz candle

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

Fuck this Holiday made by created by Hallmark>>6747362

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

My father found out about my mother's affair on Valentine's day 2014. It kind of ruined the rest of the year.

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

Serious question everyone: was I just raped through the internet?

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

was I just raped through the internet?
Let's hope so!

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

not really, the women get fucked fondled and fed. for nothing. just having tits.

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

one can only dream of being raped through the internet.

Luke James
Luke James

Going to dinner with my gf and sexy times after. Wait, that's not right. I guess I've forgotten the worst parts.

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

not really, the women get fucked fondled and fed. for nothing. just having tits.

Who cares what women want, I just wanna dump some cum inside her. St. Valentines day rocks.

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