So Holla Forums, does anyone have anything planned for valentine's day? Tell me what you guys have planned

So Holla Forums, does anyone have anything planned for valentine's day? Tell me what you guys have planned.

As for me, nothing, probably just gonna sit at home sadly kicking ass at battlefield 4.

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Valentine's day is for normalfags, and love is a spook anyways.

I do! I'm going to go to work and come home and play vidya because it's a normal day for me.

On a serious note I don't really care for supporting corporate holidays. If I want some chocolate I'll buy it for myself. This thread is now for posting cute KLKs

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Go away lefty

Nice spook.

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pimping your bitch catgirl to porky

how her hair turned color?

me nothing much just gonna be fucking your gf

I don't have one
If I did I probably wouldn't be on this website

How will (((she))) ever recover?

Who's bitch dis be?

Admit it she IS pretty cute for a tumblrcunt

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What did she mean by that?

Going to meet up with a girl I've been seeing and doing nasty, unspeakable things her like cuddling.

topkek

You mean like making cake?

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I am going to beat my batter into her oven if that's what you're getting at.

Convincing myself that relationships are a waste of precious time unless you're always able to attract the opposite sex.

10/10 saved
Have an original a drawfag kindly gave to me.

“S-s-so, user, d-do you have any plans for for v-v-valent..”
“getting drunk in a park, purchasing massive amounts of raisinets, going to see the new star wars movie; without watching the first one; in the theater, and buying a large diet coke with extra butter…. yeah… not tryina brag or anything…. but it’s gonna be an awesome day.”

*jerks head violently in order to get hair out of face*

Put on an Axel Braun porn parody and fuck my girlfriends ass after a romantic candle light dinner with striploin steak and baby potatoes sprinkled in garlic & herbs.

You can choose the wine and the movie for me:

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