Where do I get a gf like this

Where do I get a gf like this

A coloring book.

When I want something that's been broken and covered in jizz I usually go to the salvation army.

in anime where the best girls live

Your choice in who you ask for advice on women is impeccable user. You need to do any one of the following things:

Find a tranny on craigslist who's into bonadage & cosplay.

OR

If feminine penis isn't your thing and you want an actual female then you'll have to get the fuck off Holla Forums and develop some game & social skills.

OR

If you're too deep into autism for that, buy some bondage gear, a bunch of cosplay accessories and some chloroform and stake out a local highschool for a target. Once you get her back to your basement you can dress up like your personal waifu, chain her up and keep her in a drugged state so she's your obedient cum dumpster forever.

Let us know how it goes either way!

anime isn't a place, you retard
it is an artistic style
take your meds before you get hit by a truck

They are cartoons, not girls, and they are not alive. They are inanimate drawings, no different than what you find on the walls of the bathroom in your elementary school.

Until Trump makes anime real you'll have to settle for cosplay.

Plus please see

Or get an oculus rift with some hentai porn, and then bribe a toothless bum with some cheap liquor to blow you.

Trust me, it feels WAY more real than one of those fucking fleshlights and you don't have to clean it afterwards.

Happy trails.

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