The Beard Pill

I never knew that was Gavin.

They want to show that they are all grown up by keeping that beard at display.
Real men don't need a beard to prove their manliness.

You have that pic of the Swedish armed forces, with everyone having a poorly kept "viking beard" and the group looking like an unkept group of hobos instead of soldiers?

So when is the Long Hair Pill going to be posted?

Hipster have beards and mustaches because they think it is ironic/funny for them to parody traditonal masculinity due to their inherent femininity. If you let hipsters have beards and destroy their value to men past it wont stop there.

I have a big beard and I can tell you, this is not a game for guys like us. I live in a small town in one of the remotest places in the country, so I can get away with it. In the city, its way different. Maybe we could take it back. I know I am out there every day representing for us. But there's a ton of work to be done, at the very least. I do support the beard.

It's current year. Beards are for cucks and faggots.

Beards are like hats and glasses. Wear it appropriately, and it's a hallmark of masculinity.

The current problem with beards, hats, and glasses are all just lesser forms of the Stolen Valor pandemic, mixed with a hipster's appeal to classical maturity the likes of which gets people in [CURRENT YEAR] to unironically use "m'lady".

IT'S ALL JUST REACHING CLAIM FOR LEGITIMACY OF PERSONAL VALUE

Isn't there a compromise here where people can have just facial hair and not an insane long beard?
I guess I'm just trying to rationalize facial hair because ever since I was 10 I wanted a huge beard. I can grow one now, but now that it's current year, I don't let it grow out.

Don't let the faggots keep you from growing a beard. Honestly, do whatever you can pull off. Some people look fucking ridiculous with facial hair.

This is the mentality I think is lame. You mentally identify with your beard. If you have a beard, fine, but people who have an identity around beards like the Hipster faggot OP who feel the need to write huge blogs to get others to join his cult make me want to vomit.

I hate those faggots with those giant beards. I'm not sure what it is about them. A small well groomed beard is fine, but when it's a giant fuzzy mess growing a foot off your face it's offputting.

Oh no I had a joking tone, here is a faggot to tell me all about how I'm a hipster.

I train in JKD and kali. If I'm in a fight with some idiot with a big bushy beard, I'm automatically seeing that as a potential handle to control your head, expose your throat, etc.

I feel like beards only look good on older people. Seeing people in their 20's wearing beards like in op just makes me think cuck/hobo

and i'm a ranked mma fighter in bjj and tai jitsu, grabbing or the face is an easy way to get your nose splintered in

no one here had better still be using the disposable jew

safety razor master race. straight razors are okay too if you're that edgy.

it's a big, obvious physical feature and if I can't help going slightly mad with the power level it brings me then that's my fault, I guess. You still look like a (((civilised))) faggot to me without one.

I'm justified trying to help anons who've never tried it to make that decision, you will feel different and the points I made in the OP will come true.

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I'll bet money you identify with your beardness many times more than you identify with your blood heritage, which is the problem of Ameriburgers.

I won't go into huge detail but for some of the reasons OP listed I've been letting my hair grow naturally for a year and a half and my beard for half a year. We've inherited these unique white traits from our ancestors and I don't shamefully try to remove them from my body.

Thought it was all hipster shit until i tried it. Never going back. No ingrown hairs now. Hated shaving now i look forward to it.

THE MORNINGSTAR HAS SPOKEN

Agreed user. Save money and get a better shave with a single blade safety razor or straight.

Straights also teach you how to hone and maintain a razor edge. This is just one of those skills that pays off.

Beard Man is still trying to save your fucking lives.

How long does it take to get good enough to not fuck your shit up and have lots of small cuts on your face?

Cut that disgusting shit off.

Completely depends on both fighters and the position you're in.

Do you need shave gel/foam to use it?

A couple weeks for safety razors. Straights take longer.

You have to learn to keep the blade at the right angle and know how to get the right lather.

I tried a shitty straight razor with interchangable blades for a while, and have also had a barber shave with a straight razor. Doing it myself was too much effort and it's very easy to cut yourself. And it irritated my whole face when the barber did it. I'm sure it could be a better experience with a nicer razor but I like my safety too much to bother.

And the cost difference is enormous. Plastic razors are a fucking joke. Adding more blades to plastic razors is a huge gimmick, you only need one blade. A pack of 100 good blades is $20 and will last at least a year.

After a few strokes you'll have the hang of it honestly. I have never cut myself with a safety razor.

that's my point

stating what you're trained in as if you have ultimate technique authority is retarded

6ft 5 full bearded Master race

It took me maybe 5 or six times, the first time I fucked my shit up, its was a blood bath, now I can do it real fast without any cuts consistently, this is using a shitty Chinese razor with poor blade alignment.

Just use short small strokes and align the blade using the safety bar.

Yep. Any kind.

sage
no one cares how you cut you pussy hairs Hipster Nationalists

Best is using shaving soap.

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What safety razor model/brand do you recommend?

5'7 growing in quickly Dwarf race

Children can't grow beards.

There is no ultimate technique. Before I started training in what works FOR ME, I fought like a spastic brawler. Now I'm always looking for cheap and easy advantages. Some retard with a hobo beard presents an easy opportunity.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

Merkur is good. And get a sampler pack of blades to figure out which blade works best for you.

lmeo

Then it's a shit because all of that chemicals in the product you'll gonna absorb. I'll stick with my electric one.

/thread

You've exposed yourself, Chaim.

but I already told you

fuck off legolas

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I still have the habit of shaving every morning from the army.

You wanna look like a sleazy hippie, fine.

But don't try to make it ideologically founded.

What about those with shitty genetics, OP?

Is this some sort of Alt-right thing?
can you please keep that shit in the closet

The thing is that a beard only works if you are /fit/. If you don't you will just look like a faggy numale.

I can't grow a beard.

My facial hair has been coming in at a snail's pace since I was sixteen, and six years later I've only got hair on my chin and a little on the sides. Now I have baby blonde hair growing on my cheeks where there used to be nothing.

Nobody told me puberty would take my entire life.

Moderate to heavy stubble doesn't look cuckish yet does it?
Is it just the full beard?

Safety razor master race checking in, this man knows

16 underage b8 here
How much longer until I can grow an actual beard instead of a shitty thin pubeshit like this? Not my pic btw.

Beard: Hipsters, Muslims, Hobo's, Jews.

No-Beard: Proud Nationalsocialist White people.

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Sure, enjoy your phtalates.

not a burger, and my Nordic heritage is naturally part of the reason I like beards. I share your hatred of hipster faggots who identify by their beards. I am simply advocating beards for their objective benefits.

Long hair is indeed another redpill for similar reasons as the beard.

checked, and agreed. Didn't put those reasons in the OP because MUH ANCESTORS but it does seem shameful to fight our natural state of being hair-blessed. One should use oil and a comb often though, to avoid looking like a hobo.

you are one obtuse nigger

now in all seriousness since you missed the sarcasm, quit thinking of ways to hurt people based solely off of their appearance

t. 12 years ata tkd certified instructor

That is true, but if you aren't /fit/ you will look shit with or without a beard.

your doing it wrong

I don't see too many leftist faggots wearing stubble, but always judge stubblefags as being too lazy to shave.

a thin mustache is the only respectable thing

I prefer ponytail and paedo stubble but whatever floats your boat

Fuck you, disabling the overly bearded is fun and beneficial to society.

But if you are unfit you will look like a bigger fag with a beard than without.

that's the exact type of nigger mentality that should be eradicated when practicing a martial art

I don't even roid, what the fuck is happening?

Do you fap a lot? There's a post from a Fin user about how prolonged periods of abstinence increase the concentration of androgen receptors and allow your body to properly utilize test. The Germanic tribes also believed that a chaste youth produced strong men.

A) I can't grow a beard

B) It's fashionable with degenerates.

LOOK.
DON'T HAVE A BEARD UNLESS YOUR HAIR IS LONG.
It only looks good on people who can visibly pass off as wrestlers or bikers nowadays. Sorry, that's just how it is.

Yeah I jerked off a lot in adolescence, but more recently I'm trying to be more conservative about it. Also been getting into lifting, so hopefully it'll increase my test enough.

You need GOMAD for a big beard

not about age, it's genetics

your maternal grandfather would be the best way to judge what it will look like

Do you lift brah? Staying /fit/ will help you have healthy hair growth.

mine had a nice mustache. I'm not sure if he had hair on his philtrum but I'm still waiting for mine to close up my mustache.

Just make sure it isn't milk from commercial dairy farms that is laden with antibiotics and filled with BPA because of the packaging. If you can find it, get raw milk instead.

I love milk but how is drinking milk going to increase beard growth?

A beard is only acceptable if you're balding and it's showing because at that point you need to shave your hair. Even then the beard should be small at most (think Edward Norton in American History X) and really only if you have a weak chin. Having a stubble still looks better.

If you still have hair on the head you shouldn't have a beard. It doesn't look masculine anymore than what it smells masculine to not shower. You'll look a dirty hipster and nobody will respect you. A clean-shaven militaristic look will always look more masculine because it gives off an aura of cleanliness, sharpness and order.

Because squats and oats

ITT: insecure beta males who think that if they only perfect the orthodoxy of their internet opinions, finally they will fool someone into thinking they aren't black pill loser boy.

I know you guys haven't seen the sun in like a week. I know you guys grew up on Holla Forums spanking it to bailey jay. Don't fucking front. You couldn't even look me in the eye, you sweaty freaks.

example of a modern man who can actually pull off a beard right

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same growth pattern here man, 23

the rest is very full though, and it's only started to actually grow in the last 2 years.
Genes are weird.

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If you have a shit jawline and want to hide it, grow a beard.

Most of us whose mommies didn't feed us soymilk and bread throughout childhood are fine without.

I have no idea how good his beard was because he always shaved. I could grow a mustache since 12 though, so I don't see why I shouldn't eventually be able to grow a snackbar-tier beard.

There's a fine line of a proper elegant beard and mustache. Some people shouldn't have any facial hair as their jawlines are beautiful as is. I'm not in favor of having beards, its a bit messy.

Why are you people even here? At least people that disagree with me hold a position on something.

whats the point of these types of posts

that's such an oddly specific scenario, clearly the op had some issues kek

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Do you often think about getting fucked by the big white tranny cock?

Pepper your angus we're going to steal your melanin, nigger.

On my way.

I'll grow that pepe version.

Massive balls are massive.

I have the same standards as was fashion at the height of the british Empire:

Even a drunkard lying in his own vomit in the morning took care to shave his beard.

Also you couldn't possibly have chosen a worse pic to represent bearded faces than those trollish looking numales.

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Beards only look good on an aged face. If you look under 18 youre just asking to look like an awkward hipster

i look at it as varg does.

Our civilization does not allow us to be men, wild and violent as we are and when we need to be. we are forced to be meek. A beard is an echo of the past, an homage to the thousands that came before me, who had to survive, fuck and fight for me to be here

Beards were cool 30 years ago. Now its just a fedora for your face.

he looks like a goofy circus performer

Jesus christ, you have a good chin and wide jaw. Why would you grow a beard to hide that?

I like you. I also use one.

When I bought it and showed it to my father, he commented that this was the one his father used to use (rip opa). lol

Exactly. A beard won't necessarily make you manlier, but like a man trying to wear a dress to look feminine, just make you look goofy, like the pics in the OP.

I don't care, but you should take me seriously.
I am gavin mcinnes.
I am gavin mcinnes.
Oh, it's not really fair. CALL ME CUCK AND I WILL SCREAM

CALL ME A NUMALE AND I WILL SCREAM!

That damned effective meme. ;_;

My beard is manly and you should take me seriously.

Call me a cuck and I will scream!

this!

its me keanu reeves

yeah whatever mexican

I'm going to steal this.

user I just want to say fuck you, you fucking faggot. You jinxed me nigger, now I have cuts all over my face and neck right before an interview ;_;

Please shave. You have that butt crack on your chin. No reason for you to hide it.

nice dubs breh

Why do so many faggots with greasy skin and terrible acne grow beards?
Its the grossest shit ever, especially if they have pube like facial hair.
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

This whole beard thing makes you look like a muslim anyway and it's for cucks and fags.

you just described neckbeards, user

they typcial numale at least has somewhat hygenic skin

if you lift you get to wear a beard.

if you grow a beard and you do not lift then you are a dime-a-dozen euphoric nu-male cuck faggot.

2nd pic in op is the latter, 1st and 3rd are most likely the latter judging by drooping shoulders, but we can't be sure.

WHO STRAIGHT RAZOR MASTER RACE HERE?

Despite all the hipster cucks I wanna try growing a beard as well. Gonna have to shave it back for a while though. Last attempt still produced shit that wasn't proper.

Gas yourself, you are skinhead tier.

Fuck off millenial.

Kill yourself.

I want freechfags to leave.

You stopped being a low test LOW ENERGY numale.

>a beard is only acceptable when I say it is
Fuck off nigger.

I am a faggot and use a safety razor.

People don't choose to wear glasses user, think before you post.

why?

The dubs told me not to give you a (((you))).

HAIR-BUZZER STUBBLE MASTER RACE

Beards only look good when you have the confidence and alphaness in your eyes to pull it off.

nice dubs, and you didn't sage so don't complain about slide threads

Stubble is fencesitting degenerate. Too lazy to shave regularly, too non-committal to grow a beard. It's also a low-effort form of sexual attention-seeking, like the male equivalent of women dressing like sluts. The only acceptable form of stubble is if you're on your first or second week out of 70 toward growing a manly beard.

I saged, cuckflare is just retarded and somehow sees "sage" in the email field as OH FUCK AN EMAIL BETTER TURN IT INTO 8ch.net/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#7b081a1c1e" because Freemason Jimbo is retarded.

I don't have a stubble, but it annoys me that I can't get rid of those few micro-stubbles after shaving and not get that completly smooth face.

I always shave with the grain. When I shave against it, I fuck my face up and it hurts and bleeds.

What am I doing wrong or is it just normal?

using shaving cream if you want to go against the grain

spics and niggers can't grow good beards though

I use shaving gel.

But I guess you are talking about specifically a hair removing cream, right? I have to look that up.

ITT we cobvince Holla Forumsacks to become laughable irl.
Sage.

After careful testing, I've found that the only way you can have a big beard and not look like a hipster is to shave your head… yes I know a quick search can show a few hipsters with this style but they are the exception to the rule.

There's a reason why the style is so popular with "bear" macho gay guys, it's literally the most masculine look.

But be warned, you have to have a little muscle mass to pull this off.

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no im not, i do it in the shower with a mirror and the only time i bleed is when i shave my chin because thats hard to get

I am going to shave with the grain and sideways, but I am not going to try to shave against the grain.

user, our ancestors wore beards.

what's wrong with nationalism, user?

and had long hair

Being bald is for niggers. Grow your hair out. Stop being a faggot. Your ancestors had long hair.

and braids

I like my undercut tbh, but long hair is also cool if you can pull it off.

But it's weird sometimes. You don't see many white collar workers or business CEOs with long hair and we should emulate our elite.

Fuck off Chad

Who /livinginconstantfearofgoingbald/ here?

strong jaw = short facial hair/stubbled/shaved

weak jaw = longer facial hair

in all honestsy as long as you keep your shit nend t grows in even it looks fine on most people.also women tend to like older looking men facial hair helps with this for reason.

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They all look like fags though.

The key to not looking like a fucking hipster is to not dress like them and keep your hair shorter or shaved. At least get it cut by a man and not a stylist. Don't do anything with your beard but comb it out when you shower. Don't trim in any way until it has grown out a few inches.

Remember to lift so you don't look like a skinny sandnigger, and leave the mustache so you don't look Amish.

I looked like pic 4 for nearly 20 years, balding is a bitch.

2 days if you have been shaving a while.

No, just hot water.

That's bullshit, that's what people say about balding. Every man in my paternal family has had the same beard for nearly 100 years.

Beta detected.

if youre going to go on top, keep theck and the sides trimmed. that's how hollywood does it. I'm taking this route myself to due stress inuced hairloss that's starting to show.

If you are so threatened and insecure that you have to talk shit about other people then you are trash. This telegraphs a lack of Self Awareness and Self Actualization, ie you have no agency. You are a reddit-tier sjw.

Muh feels

Calling it now, you are pushing identity politics like a D&C shill.

Playing dress up isn't going to get you the respect you want, you are just a loser who is so insecure you need a big scary beard to feel like a man. Keep that filthy neurosis to yourself, goy.

Yeah, our wives love sandpaper face during cunnilingus. That doesnt ruin the mood or anything. Women wouldn't be the main demographic promoting clean shaves for precisely that reason. /s

So when women leave you because you are NEET your response is to feel like shit. In order to feel better about being traah you project that onto her, blaming her for actually practicing mate selection. Boy you must be a real catch.

Kikeberg tier art director detected.

These are not arguments, they are the predisposition of your mind. Stop projecting them onto other people, that's a violation of your own agency.

Meme, not argument

You mean straight razor that I forged myself? Fuck off to KikeMart with your coal-powered beard trimmer.

Right, that's why you talk shit like a leftoid.

It won't get bigger kiddo.

Hipster

D&C faggot?

Yup. D&C faggot.

This thread is obv bullshit

GO BACK TO REDDIT

kek

I have a wide jaw, but a small and pointy chin.
Can't be a chad.

what about a strong jaw, but weak/average chin like me?

no (you) for me?

fuckig phone let me try this again.

if youre going to go on top, keep the back and the sides trimmed. that's how hollywood does it. I'm taking this route myself to due stress inuced hair-loss that's starting to show.

grow short facial hair anasks girls what looks better that or shaved.

I'm assuming youre a healthy heterosexual post-pubescent male and that all that really matters to you anyway

Is your experience solely in jew york or the (((business))) areas? Lots of beards in white collar work.

Fuck off Holla Forums you are way too obvious.

FUCK. IT. Fuck shaving, fuck clippers, get a pair of scissors.

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That whole post was your own shill positoons. Oh man, that is too funny. Can't wait to see beard content added to the spam filter.

If you’re going to have facial hair, it must be maintained.

Fuck your hipster shit.
Fuck your mountain man shit.
Fuck your scraggly shit.

Freechfag detected.

Plain old fag detected.

Your appearance attracts women of the same. Good fucking luck.

Gas yourself, kike. Ancestral traditions trump your garbage.

Good. Fucking. Luck.

fun fact:
There was a germanic tribe which only allowed battle-proven men to shave.

So what hollwood tells you germanic tribes were like is inverted with this example.

The weak, old and cowards had beards and the warriors were cleanshaven.

Fashion changes. Look at prussia. We all had mustaches back then, but no beards.

Confirmed kike pushing kikebeard identity politics

Nigger you posted (((celebrities))) and a president that happened to fit your agenda.
>>>/freech/

what?

first looks like a hipster and dubsman looks scraggly and low-t

I'd be more concerned about your hair. You look like one of those scene faggots

OH
THE FUCKING SAVAGE
OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HOHO

And it kept happening over and over, until I left that course.
If you're wondering: they were pretty much all foreigners and the only vaguely decent one was the nigger but I didn't like the crowd she was hanging around with so I didn't even try to get my dick wet with those.

Really though, my advice? Keep your beard clean, carry around tissues if you have big mustaches (food and drinks WILL get in the way), be sure to trim down your hair on the neck and cut off any stray hair on your face.
A good beard is a beard that looks clean, or at least that's the standard I keep for myself.

Oh and don't wash it too much, it will dry out otherwise.

Why do Hipsters like beards?

Why do cucks hate beards?

Why do I feel like the people who call peeing while standing barbaric also hate beards?

Why are men forced to not have any facial hair, is it because of feminists and general kikery?

Jesus Christ, Holla Forums has been a mess these past few days, more than usually. Shit threads, meme spouting one liner anons, absolute wordsalads of buzzwords by chucklefucks that are clearly trying their darnedest to fit in.

This thread is fucking trash and if you weren't born yesterday, you would understand why. Fuck off and die.

I've come to laugh at you. You need face pubes to let other people know that you are super uber masculine. How fragile can your masculinity be?

Yeah 4chan is hitting this place hard.

I don't give a shit, that tribe is not my ancestors.
Yes, good goy, fashion changes! Make sure to buy and replace all your old clothes and change your hair style! You want to fit in, don't you?

>>>Holla Forums

We're being raided and the mods aren't nuking the raids nearly enough.

(((You))) outed yourself again, Chaim.

Projecting much?

These threads are ridiculous imo. If a beard looks good on you go for it. There's no reason not to, saying "but muh hipsters" is pathetic. Are you going to let a bunch of low-test wankers stop you from looking the way you want? If you look better with a clean shaven face then that's fine too.

A beard is just that. A bunch of hair on your chin and cheeks. Take care of it, but don't treat it like it's some kind of sign that you're now the alpha male.

What the fact that she was a nigger wasn't enough?

Reported.

Too far.

The 500 active user spike isn't doing us any favors. Might be 4chan rejects, but I just figured even more underage fags finally found out about supret sekrit clubhouse part 2 and came here after the CNN and NYT reports.

Seems so, just another one of those weeks, it seems. It's a weekend and Trump announced his VP, the paid and hotpocket shills are in overdrive even without genuine shitting this place up.

B-but Germans are cool!

I just figured we all were wanting a break from all the shit going on (and the disappointment of last nights chimpening.)

he's probably not the best example

It would if we had actual moderators who weren’t literal paid shills.

New users would either be scared off, forced to conform, or be banned if we had moderation here. Instead we have endless shilling.

Expanding our base is vital, but retaining the message is equally vital. This can only be done with moderation.

Keep telling us to set our standards based on what (((the tribe))) pushes through its propaganda machine, Chaim.

Reported.

Kill yourself.

I'm trying to grow my hair long and get a beard, it should look with my blonde hair.

Reported.

You sound like those kikes that say being homosexual means that you're masculine

it marks you as a hipster faggot

It's just not fair. I can't get one of those beards nomatter how much I've dreamed of it.

yeah well who the fuck are you, sure convinced me with those hot opinions there faget

>announcing a report
Time to kill yourself Chaim, your bosses aren't happy.

Fuck off numale.

Have some truth:

Beards are a sign of freedom in Western cultures. Their image is of the heroes of old, of individuality and self-expression. Defiance against institutions and organisations that sought dominion.

To be clean shaven is a sign of the collective. The organised military forces of many a nation, notably Rome, would have their heads and beards cropped to create a uniform appearance. Modern militaries do it to this day for similar reasons; differences in look can lead to differences in treatment and a feeling of being an 'alien'; all looking more or less the same creates bonds between the soldiers.

Truthfully there's nothing wrong with either. In this modern society I personally have a beard because I do not want to consider myself a part of the collective (because, like all of you, I disagree with them on 99% of things). That said many people who have beards today are faggots, mudshits, kikes and hipsters. I also do not want to identify with them. It is a part of your overall appearance, and can fit in with however you portray yourself.

And the final word is; vanity. Really who gives a crap?

If you don't think Diogenes isn't the greatest man that ever lived you're a subhuman monkey.
Fuck, he was a living walking meme.

Oh fuck this piece of shit website.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SAGE I HAVE NOT ONCE REMOVED FROM THE EMAIL FIELD?

Kek wants this thread bumped.

There you go again, leftist. Pro tip: some things are always false.
Reported.

So go back to 4chan, you stupid sack of shit. Oh, wait, you were probably banned for sucking too many cocks, even for them.

Beards only look good if you're either old or /fit/. If you're neither of those then it'll only serve to make you look like an SJW. I'm not saying don't grow the beard; I'm just saying make some gains before you do.

The faggotest part of your statement is that its NOT IRONIC

I've kept my beard since 2008, sometimes I have different things to it, like trying sideburns/goatee, shit like that. But for the past few years I've just kept it full. I generally keep it somewhat short, it doesn't wave in the wind. I keep it around the Spartan level. I've consistently noticed that after I shape it up and let it grow for 2-3 weeks I start getting complements from both men and women.

Lots of guys are afraid to grow the beard, they have it grow in spotty is the main reason. Some people have that so bad that they cant overcome it, but for a lot of guys patience is all it takes. Also, the girls I've been with over the past several years have never complained about it when making out/fucking. The beard is soft, it's a good idea to use conditioner in it daily. Most say they don't even notice it, but some like to stroke it.

All in all, I love my beard. I hit the lines around it 1-2 times a week with an electric shaver, that takes maybe 30 seconds. And every 2-4 weeks I'll grab some scissors and give it a shaping trim. Or whenever I feel the urge I'll use scissors to shape some minor part of it. I used to shave 2x per day, once in the morning and again if I was going out at night. I'd keep my beard just for the time it saves, but I do get compliments on it

Kill yourself kike, nobody's buying your shit. Get filtered, Chaim.

ITT: we call each other shills for having different opinions on facial hair

I was OCD about being clean shaven my whole life until my friend pretty much forced me to try it. I was legit paranoid to leave the house the first time I let it grow for 5 days, but looking back on the pictures I took it looked good at that length. So started looking up beard growing advice and one comment really stood out to me. It said, if you're a man that CAN grow a beard, it's your duty to grow it out at least once. There is a fairly large cross section of men who physically can't do it, so if you can, do. At least once.

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There is nothing modern about him.

He is the anti-modern man, and as a Norwegian, I can safely say that he is the only real Norwegian left. So Norwegian is he, in fact, that he doesn't want to live in Norway, and that is understandable.

Now there's 50/50 white/nigger population here almost. It's a nightmare.

But yeah, nice beard.

user I…

Sauce?

Fair enough. He was a badass, he was against plato, but he was also the NEET piss and shit and fap philosopher. I think I would rather be associated with at least a bit of class.

I was in the military, having the same hair and shit among other things does increase the in-group feel. That is what hipsters are always chasing but don't understand.

I've got this /lit/ approved style going

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatti

There's a theory out there that jews promoted long hair in the 60's because long hair helps cover some of the stark facial differences between your average goy and jew. I imagine beards could serve a similar purpose.

S L I D E T H R E A D

it's the EYES
Look at them. Look at their mellowed facial expressions.
A cuck is confirmed by his mannerisms, his voice, his eyes, his expression. Not by his beard or glasses or whatever.
If you are no cuck, growing a beard won't make you one. If you are a cuck, shaving won't make you a man.
Pull your fucking head out of your asshole and you might see.

Kefir works, too, right?
Because that shit is delicious.

If you think about it, a high and tight looks good almost exclusively on white males and no-one else.

They all look like little girls though.

No matter how masculine you may behave, without the heated you ultimately look like a little girl. This is undeniable.

A lion needs his mane.

Without the beard*

just fuck my shit up, reporting in ;_;

Too many cucks with beards these days. My style is like Captain Picard's. Honestly I can't grow a beard worth a damn but my father looks like David Allan Coe. Tried growing a mustache but ended up looking like a child molester/Englishman. Once I started going full on Patrick Stewart, people started taking me more seriously.

Eyes…so fucking true. My wife and even an ex-girlfriend told me that my stare made them a combination of wet/intimidated. Plus stand up straight and act like you know what you're doing.

then look to plato, who also had copious facial hair

Reported.

Stubble is for when you don't give a rat's ass about meticulous superficial preening and signalling. Shave it every so often so it doesn't become a neckbeard, let the rest of the narcissistic nu-males devote way too much time and thought to grooming rather than getting shit done. This godly state of existence is incomprehensible to "Beautiful Ones".

The only time having a beard is redpilled is when there's no way to have a clean shave.

Is there any way to fix this shit?

dermaroller + minodoxil fixes male pattern baldness outright

MEWING!

No, but seriously idk how bad that is, probably just in your head.

I look like straight out of Tora Bora and I don't give a shit what some internet faggots or hipsters think.

I know this suffering, I grow a fucking mane down past my shoulders in less than a year, but my facial hair doesn't grow past pitiful at best, except for my glorious sideburns.

It may be due to me being underage b& though.

had a feeling someone was going to bring this up

But yeah, only women spend more than 5 minutes in front of the sink every morning. If it takes you longer, you need to get your silly ass out of the bathroom and take your god damned Dad Pills already.

Pic related. White line is what a proper, regular jawline looks like. Red line is what my shitty excuse for a jawline looks like.
The beard looks okay from the front, but all it takes is one look from the side on a sunny day and my jawline is perfectly visible.

Does it? My father is completely bald, save for a thin wrap of hair around his head. I had already figured it was a matter of time, but I'm only 19.

Generic minoxidil isn't something like Jewy like Rogaine (which is already a brand of minoxidil)where I have to keep using it or the hair will fall out again, is it?

Superior man coming through

I know that feel, but luckily it's not that bad anymore.

The faggots in the OP are just trying to package manliness into facial hair just like other equally annoying faggots worship bacon and bear.

Beards are fine but tone it the fuck down.

Beards are for savages, even the romans knew that and we wuz romans.

Pastor John Weaver - The Biblical and Historical Significance of the Beard

I like that he fucked with Plato.

They thought mustaches were barbaric.

It's genetic user. I have lacking beardgrowth (though it isn't sparcely placed like you) which is what all my forefathers have had. Great hair on their heads though. Wear your heritage with pride, it isn't just culture, it IS you.

SHAVING INFO DUMP

DE RAZORS
Merkur : German made, nice feel, good quality
Edwin Jagger : English made, also nice feel and great quality
Just browse around you faggots, but don't bother going out unless you know a store that actually has more than one model in display.
Long handled DE razors aren't worth it unless you got some huge fucking monsterhands.

RECOMMENDED RAZOR BLADE BRANDS
Honestly faggots, buy a fucking sample pack with many different brands in it. Every fucker's grain is different. Someone might like Derby blades, but I hate em.
So far Astra's work pretty well on my beard, unlike Derby's who are way too fucking unaggressive.

SHAVING SOAPS
Notice how I didnt include SHAVING FOAMS? Thats cuz they're shit. Dont be a fucking faggot. Buy a fucking boar bristle brush (cheaper than badger and honestly feels better, badger is overrated af imo).

Omega is one of the (if not THE) best italian-made brand for brushes, some kits come with the little bowl and holder.

Now for soaps, go for tallow, fuckers. Don't buy some of the jew chemical bullshit. I use Razorock soaps, that shit's all natural with natural fragrances, made in italy, highly recommend. Don't fall for the elitist hipster bullshit soaps either.

Honestly if you're cutting yourself with a fucking SAFETY razor, you're doing it wrong. Change the angle you retarded fuckfaggot, do something holy shit.
DONT FUCKING SHAVE WITH FEATHER BLADES THE FIRST TIME EITHER

I used to think beards were awful too until I actually grew a proper one.

Beards can have quite a profound and noticeable effect on other people, especially if having a beard is unusual in your community (e.g. the Nu-males and hipsters aren't all doing it).

People seem to see me as more aggressive, more confident, more rebellious and older when I've got a beard.

It also has a psychological effect on my own mentality and the way I carry myself. Having a beard and working an office job in which I should really be shaved is a nice 'fuck you' to the corporate world and fake cunts I work with. It helps me get away with a lot I probably couldn't if I was clean shaven and young looking.

I still wear tidy clothes, which I iron daily. But the beard is something I wouldn't sacrifice now.

I've been rocking my full beard (Riker-style) for the last 10 years. IfI shave it off I look like a fucking toddler. I keep it clean, shave the neck and cheeks, trim it but it's thick and full.

I don't remember it having me feel different about anything, but you're right about the "older" part.
Good for you though

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This type.

this is what i love about the chans, you can be insulting someone in a thread and having a nice conversation with the same person in other

pic 2-4-5 : Hipster cityboy faggots pretending to be rugged outdoorsmen

yup they look like that syphilis model, 5 is too uncool to even be a hipster.

What about long hair though?

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If you can do it without looking effeminate, feel free.

For the right guys it makes it easier to get laid, but men will shun you unless you are actually a badass.

well, you have to understand the mechanism behind it

and listen up all you bald fucks because this is good info

on your head, you have two types of hair follicles. for simplicity, we'll call them A and B.

type A shrinks and stops growing hair when in the presence of dihydrotestosterone , or DHT. this is due to genetics.
type B don't give a fuck

type A is on top of your head, type B is on the back and sides. this is why male pattern baldness always happens in the same way – the follicles in front are most sensitive, and it recedes more over time as your body produces more DHT.

what pretty much all hair growth formulas do is block the uptake of DHT into the hair follicle, effectively solving the problem. this is why you have to keep taking it.

however, there's a problem: these hair growth shampoos, creams and whatnot, all are poorly absorbed into the skin. so on average you get about 5% hair growth. enter microneedling using dermarollers. these punch hundreds of tiny holes into the skin so anything you put on it is more easily absorbed. it also forces the skin to rebuild collagen and elastic, effectively reversing aging (most effective when you currently don't have wrinkles, as a preventative measure).

in the studies comparing minodoxil + microneedling vs minodoxil alone, alone it produce a 5% increase and with microneedling it was 60% (iirc), effectively solving the problem.

you'd use the dermaroller twice monthly to keep some holes open and continue using the minodoxil as directed until the hair grows back. from then, depending upon the rate of your hair loss, you have a few options:
#1. switch to an anti-dandruff shampoo (weakly also blocks DHT but takes about a month to start being effective, at which point it's as effective as minodoxil), discontinue minodoxil but continue microneedling bi-monthly. if your hair loss is slow, this should be adequate. also if this is enough for you, you might just be fine with microneedling and any shampoo, or maybe even just the anti-dandruff shampoo alone. your call.
#2. switch to a hair loss shampoo, discontinue minodoxil but continue microneedling bi-monthly. this is if #1 wasn't enough
#3. keep using it forever and also sucks to be you m8 your hair genetics are shit. but it's better than being bald.

it's also POSSIBLE that using only an anti-dandruff shampoo and micro-needling could be just as effective as minodoxil + microneedling, but i haven't found any studies on that. i'm making that observation based upon effectiveness comparison studies of zinc pyrithione shampoos vs minodoxil in hair loss, where after a month the zinc pyrithione was as effective. this would probably take longer than using minodoxil, though. and again, no guarantees. give it a try if you're a poor or lazy motherfucker.

if you ever get tired of this shit, there's one other practical solution: hair transplant. not as crazy as it sounds, though. they take take some of the type B follicle we talked about before that's on the sides and back of your head and put it on top. it's permanent, will grow normally, etc.

this is pretty much all you'll ever need to know about fixing hair loss. also, if you're losing hair on the sides and back of your head, you got something else wrong with your head and it's not male pattern baldness. see a doctor and fix your shit if that's happening.

You can either grow a beard or you can claim that beards are for pussies. You can't have both.

Or get very creative with a one time solution, a final solutions. Block the receptors for DHT and the problem is solved. Blocking the creation of DHT leads to short term memory loss

i don't know about any of that. seems to me that fucking with your body's chemistry is a recipe for disaster.

plus, DHT gives you some pretty sick gains iirc so it's not such a bad thing.

a localized blocking of cell receptors is far safer then trying to removing the gene for the enzyme that creates it. Besides it will portray cell therapy in a good light to the normies. Also that way you have more DHT for gains

John Lennon really dose look like a Jew, but I'm not finding any concrete evidence.

Well, I cant grow one very well yet. But if the happening happens I would prefer access to a air filtration system I can use and that requires a shaven face.

Yeah maybe if I worked for myself I'd grow a beard, but I don't. In fact, I'm unemployed and I'm currently trying to get a job. Despite what you've said, I don't think a beard would help with that process; it would hinder it.

I think that would make me look like even more of an asshole to any employer.

If you had a beard you could stand a chance at surviving the happening on your own. Aah but you are beardless one, you need the handouts of other to survive.

People can handout beards?

i'm afraid you've lost me. i thought you weren't talking about a localized treatment?

as far as i'm aware, what you're talking about is precisely what minodixil does. it's applied topically and blocks those receptors, hence why you have to continue using it. or are you talking about something more permanent somehow?

Wew lad

Permanent receptor blocking. I hate chronic solutions. Do it once and never bother with it again.

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Dont sleep on this just because there is a bible mentioned fellas. Very enlightening lesson on the beard I have not heard anywhere else.

Light beer is fucking garbage, though.

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really though, there aren't many reasons you would need a respirator. If it doesn't involve fire, you ought to be able to goop vaseline on and get a seal.

Gas attacks

Smoke grenades

smoke and fire

Creating chemicals

Hide identity

and more

Kekking at the irony tbh. Mifune literally ended one of the most successful partnerships in cinema history because he hated having a beard so much.

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i don't think we have a way of doing that

Patrick Steward is an ultra-feminist cuck, sadly.

Gas attacks are rare and if you are prepared enough for them, then you have heads up and can shave. You don't need them for smoke grenades. A beard you can shave off will do even more to change your identity.

I use chemicals regularly that I wear a respirator for.
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Right, sure. But not during the happening and depending on the nature of the threat you may well not have time to do more than grab your shit and run.

permanently blocking a cell receptor is fairly easy. Blocking the correct receptors on the other hand is incredibly fucking difficult.

The military and police use gas all the time

In the midst of a civil uprising its in your best interests to have one. Of course I live near Seattle so its more of a worry for me then others.

Smoke grenades can be lethal

beards take a shit ton of time to grow and they can be grabbed and used as a weapon to harm you.

Why are modern politicians all clean shaven?

i guess we've got minodoxil for the interm, then.

It is less threatening to Women according to surveys

What about a mustache?

You're fucked

That is true. I won't be running into any burning buildings though.

I don't live in a city, and that is for crowd control, if things are that tame then why even be there? Smoke is not an issue.

I had CS leak around my mask the very first time I experienced it, so I don't trust them. And being hot and blind is not comforting.

I still have one. I just don't see a need to be instantly prepared to use it. Rifle, loaded mags, water, food, armor, weather and locally appropriate clothes, etc. are more important to have ready and waiting. If you have that, then being ready for gas is fine.

Smoke grenades indoors or something?

Usually guys can't grow a non-pedo one until they are older.

This.
Kill me.

… and a fag.

I'll be doing that. I really fucking hate anti-dandruff shampoo. It's a bitch if it gets in your eyes and it dries the fuck out of my hair

I also don't mind going bald. It'll suck for a while but my facial hair genetics are fine. I'll just grow like pics related.

Ya, it can trick your body into thinking your breathing air, then you pass-out or suffocate.

It can happen.

I also agree with your list, but if your a poorfag and have little prospect for getting a bunch of that, a gas mask is a great advantage on those who dont.

Mustered gas is easy to make along with other chemical based weapons. Keep a bottle of bleach and keep an old piss bottle and now you have a devastating indoor chemical weapon.

Probably but not necessarily depending on the nature of the threat, and at any rate it's better to keep as much of that shit out of your lungs as possible.

Fires have a habit of coming to you instead of the other way around. If you end up on foot and downwind of a large fire then you bet your ass you'll want a mask.

Those things are also used for riot control and yes smoke is an issue if for whatever reason you can't get away from it.

You either had a shitty mask or a shitty fit, probably because you had facial hair, hair too long and/or were fat.

You might be better off than most just by living away from anything of value but not being prepared for airborne threats is just foolhardy.

Beards are fine as long as you don't look like a fucking skinny twat with a big twink beard to match, but just don't make it a part of your identity you fucking faggots. Either have it or dont, we don't need a blog.

yup, in military but since it was just training no one gave a shit. But it makes me untrusting of them.

I just won't shave off my beard without a damn good reason. Potential habbedings aren't a good reason unless you are about to clank it.