Getting fired

Well, I'm getting fired today. They haven't told me yet; I have a meeting in a few hours, but I'm already locked out of my employee accounts. I want this to become a new beginning for me. Any anons here know how to make a lot of money that doesn't involve getting arrested or catching herpes?

Don't go. Stay home and play vidya.

sell drugs online

Do you know why you're getting fired?

Who knows, but they only call you in to reprimand you. I'm late to work a lot, and some asshole got a pic of me where it looks like I'm sleeping on the job.

sounds like you deserve to be fired tbh

If they tell you you're being terminated, don't sign the paperwork. This will be an admission of whatever they are trying to blame you for, and it will hinder your getting unemployment benefits.

Thing is, a friend covers because he gets to leave as soon as I arrive even though he still has another hour and a half left off his shift. We sign in/out on paper, so there isn't much of a record. The days that I was "legitimately" late were all due to car trouble. I honestly think it's the asshole that works with me twice a week saying I'm sleeping.

lol

work at mcdonalds nigga, hahahahaha

What made you decide to skip school today?

let's become web developers man. we'll make the next instagram, maybe, and be rich

i dropped out a few years ago

wow nigga that explains errything tbh fam kek

Find another job

It isn't official until they tell you.
Suddenly "get sick" and go to the doctor.
Email in and tell them you will have to reschedule for next week.
Get in a "car accident" on the way in to work whenever the meeting gets rescheduled. Reschedule again. In the meantime, stop going in to work so that your coworkers get used to you not being there. If you can keep delaying and putting off the meeting for 2 weeks, then change your phone number and cancel all your email accounts right after you reschedule the meeting one last time. Then don't show up for it. With no way to contact you they will try to send you letters through snail mail. Regular at first, which you can either ignore or return by writing "undeliverable as addressed" on the envelope and dropping it off at the post office drop box. Eventually they will send something via registered mail, which you are supposed to sign for. The mail carrier will ring the bell for you, but if you "aren't there" they will leave you a reminder that the letter is waiting for you at the post office. Let it stay there. They will try delivering it again at some point, but keep not answering it. Remember, the longer you keep it up the better off you will be, as you have not been fired yet, and they are still obligated to pay you your salary until they notify you that you are terminated.

At some point they will stop trying to contact you, and likely your checks will stop being deposited. Sometimes they will continue to pay you though. It doesn't matter. Whenever you feel like it, even years down the road, you can hire a lawyer and recoup your salary for the entire time because nobody ever told you that you had been terminated. All you have to do is say you woke up one day and didn't feel like going into work anymore, and expected to be fired for it, but never were. All your coworkers will testify that they thought you had been laid off, but none of them will be able to remember it ever being official, or remember you emptying out your desk or being escorted from the building.

It happens more often than you would think, especially at larger corporations where HR and Management don't communicate well.

Who the fuck goes on a chan and says the word fam?

...

inb4 halfchan images trigger a bunch of faggots.

The meeting isn't during my regular work hours and I'm hourly. My wife (nb4 normalfag) also works there, and it's a state job, so I'd be hard pressed getting lost.

They all have the same general rules
except for 7chan
Saying the word "fam" on any imageboard that is 4chan or inspired by 4chan is a sign that you're a little kid.

gay thread tbh

/thread

Okay. See you later.

I know what gif that is user.. good try though.

Also [pic related]

I know that .png as well, I have it, also, I pretty much have been spreading that gif everywhere.

Funny how you thought I was using the words seriously. I was replying to another user making fun of him.

Why'd you reply to me then?

Why would I not reply?

Get a better job.
Better can mean alot.
It could be closer to home, better payment, better worktimes, better coworkers.
So apply for some new options ASAP.
If money could be an issue within the next month get a minijob for a while so you can atleast pay the rent.

Or fuck all this shit and just

Thanks doc.

How 2 find better job.

Sorry bro.
Need to tighten the ship up a bit in the future.
Stop depending on loopholes like your friend is covering for you being late.
No one has car trouble that much. If you did you should have been seeking other ways to and from work.
Make it a point to be on your next job 15 minuets before start time. MINIMUM.
My job sucks but I don't call in sick and am never late.

Nice pic though. Sad cat is sad.

Interesting thing is everyone on that department is constantly late. Honestly, the real reason is probably because I'm being paid more than everyone else on my shift. We're overstaffed so they don't really have anywhere else to put me. The moment they moved my schedule, I figured I'd be let go. I just let myself feel safe because they let me stay here 6 months.

this guy gets it, It's winter here so I can't even ride my bike to work or I'll crash and die. i wake up 2 hours early every day and walk an hour to get to work. it's not that hard.

You are essentially saying I should live off of 2.5 hours of sleep daily because I clearly live much farther from my work than you ( and no, I can't move closer) and I physically can't get to sleep any earlier.

You must have done some serious shit to get fired from a State Job. Nobody gets fired from those unless they downloaded CP at work or stole $100,000 from state coffers.

Well, I was hoping for at least some decent advice, but I forget I'm a loser among like company. Oh well.

nah, I'm actually just saying you can put the effort into waking up earlier and make it to your job early since I put the effort in to dredge through the cold everyday just to maintain my job with a bunch of assholes for co-workers.

Why are you getting fired? That question is driven to know about your psychological profile. You could be good at something, but you have to know yourself first.