MILITARY COUP IN TURKEY NATO NUKES MAY NOT BE SECURE

KEK WILLS IT

check em

IF DUBS TURKEY WILL CLOSE THE BORDERS FROM THE MIGRANT HORDES

STOP THE KEK POSTING FAGGOTS

TONIGHT KEK FEASTS UPON THE BLOOD OF TURKS

Explosion at police training center in #Ankara. People are arrested by the military

WW3, BOYOS

get a load of this faggot avatar numale

This, though we must praise kek in our hearts

Dubs for new Caliphate

Hear my call Lord Kek.

((MEDIA)) CONFIRMED BEING RAIDED RIGHT NOW

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PLEASE GOD LET THESE BE CHRISTIANS TAKING BACK THE LAND THAT IS RIGHTFULLY THEIR OWN.

PLEASE, MY LORD, MAKE TURKEY CHRISTIAN AGAIN.

Embrace it

if dubs constantinople will return
if not nuclear war

Fuck you. Kek is the life of chaos and Holla Forums.

Praise kek.

This is the result of memeing

TURKROACH

NO

WHERE CAN I WATCH THE TV
CHANNEL THE ARMY TOOK OVER?

RUSSIA WILL TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE

USA WILL ANSCHLUSS CANADA AND NORTHERN MEXICO

EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WILL REVOLT AGAINST THE JEWROPEAN UNION

PRAISE KEK

MILHOUSE SHALL DESTROY THE ENEMIES
OF KEK

THE TIME HAS COME

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...

LORD KEK'S POWER LEVEL INCREASE WITH EVERY CHAOTIC HAPPENING
THIS EXPLAINS HOW HAPPENINGS ARE GROWING MORE FREQUENT, ALMOST DAILY NOW

WHY CONTAIN IT

live

AlJ : youtube.com/watch?v=VBEmqvVPOX4
sky : youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

LIVESTREAM

GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE

(heil'd)

DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

Removal of the Turk, it is willed!

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN THE DUBS WON'T STOP

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If dubs
EXPLOSION

This is a comfy thread now

Embrace them all.

if its MILITARY, how nukes will not be secure as before? nukes where in charge of the military in the first place, happeningfag

twitter.com/simon_schama/status/754051168498814976

TOP FUCKING KEK

But that is the best part

infinite climax

PRAISE HIM
KKK
KEK
KKK

zero`s don`t count as real dubs. I predict both.

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KEK HAS PROFESSED THE TRUTH OF MY WORDS

LET HIS DUBS SHINE LIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE DISBELIEVERS

PRAISE HIM

I LOVE YOU KEK NEVER STOP

youtube.com/watch?v=S0aXAm0jqd0

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

BASED TURKROCH MILITARY. PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

PRAISE HIM
KKK
KEK
KKK

The light of the dubs have been shone in once again!

Praise kek!

fox : youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

lads RT just went down again here

dubs confirm dubs

KEK WILLS IT

IF DUBS, TURKEY LAUNCHES ITS NUKES

Checked

Fucking Kerry! He's been meeting with Putin…

Crusades confirmed!

Looks like it's Democracy in Turkey not Caliphate.

DAY OF THE ROPE FOR TURKEY

Kerry looks like he's about to cry

can someone shop the JUST onto him

If repeating digits are obtained all kebab will be removed and Anatolia will be purified.

ALOIS

LMAO

What are the chances that the military doing the coup is Pro-Kurdistan?

PRAISE KEK

KEK WLLS IT

i-is it finally happening?

IT WONT STOP HAPPENNING
KEK IS WITH US ON THIS DAY

And your dubs have confirmed dubs that confirmed dubs!

Kek wills it!

...

Dodged a bullet. Praise Kek.

So would NATO be willing to let the Turk government fall not that it has become obvious that they're arming ISIS?

None

If repeating digits then a freak insecticide accident will remove the turks for us

PRAISING

I'm afraid that's impossible, user

FUCK YOU PRAISE KEK!!!!!

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He's with us

KEK WILLS IT

KEK

the old one is smiling down on us

PRAISE KEK

WWIII SOON

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expect Islamic terrorists activating all over turkey in next hours.

THEY HAVE THE STATE TV

PRAISE KEK
LORD OF CHAOS
HARBINGER OF MEMES

WE SHALL SEE THIS WORLD BURNED AND REMADE

RELEASE MILHOUSE

Kek is the life of Holla Forums.

Kill yourself

Get fucked, Shlomo.

Kek only rewards the light of dubs to his true believers, those of pure faith.

Ye who doubt the meme, look only to thy digits.

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT, ITS HAPPENING

HAPPENING THREADS FLOODED WITH MEME SPOUTING FAGGOTS AND SHITPOSTING

NO ACTUAL INFO OR UPDATES ANYMORE

I KNOW THIS IS JUST A SHITPOST, I'M OUT

dubs for crusade

RECLAIM CONSTANTINOPLE

Praise KEK

ONE IN A HUNDRED ODDS OF GETTING DUBS TWICE LIKE THAT
KEK BE PRAISED WE WERE BORN AT THE RIGHT TIME

after you autist

It's happening and it is willed by kek!

Hey you guys… I wanted to pop in – hand in hand -and say that I was wrong. I never thought that I would totally switch up my viewpoint, but today I read an article where the turkish military BLASTs erdogan. As a result I just did a 360 and realized that I was clinging to false hope all this time. At long last I've decided to ditch erdogan and proudly give 100% of my support to Assad – and yes I will be voting for her in November!!!!

DEUS VULT

KEK BLESSES US WITH HIS MIGHT DUBS YET AGAIN

THE JEW FEARS KEK

the jews are behind this?

KEK WILS IT

this

stop that shit. thats 4chan tier shitposting

PRAISE TO HIM

I wish people could post things with substance instead of regurgitated memes.

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This was inevitable really. The Turkish military still mostly reveres Ataturk and is a bastion of kemalism.

Erdogan interfering in the military, strutting around like a caliph, pushing Islam back into government and palsing around with ISIS was bound to lead to this.

You reap what you sow, Erdogan.

Rollin' for the Gog And Magog War

PRAISE HIM
KKK
KEK
KKK

US military sources: US-Turkish base at Incirlik, outlying bases ordered to “Force Protection Condition Delta;" missions halted.

I prefer something I can believe in over muh atheism and other shit. The updates will roll in when they come. Until then, we will praise kek.

PRAISE KEK!!!!!

SAGE, I ALREADY MADE AN OFFICIAL THREAD

Meanwhile BBC world is still talking about Nice

topkek

Holy moley the sheer volume of dubs in this thread

if dubs turkroach military publically hangs erdogan
if trips they implicate (((you know who))) in all of these affairs

We take back Constantinople and launch a Crusade to cleanse the Holy Land.

DUBS FOR THE DUB GOD GETS FOR THE GET THRONE

twitter.com/SelinTunerr/status/754052277841829888

I'll accept those singles.

This is a weird one, why would the Military give a shit, and what are they going to do with these shitskins from Syria, flood fucking Europe as a blackmail, that's what.

So if turkey becomes a caliphate, will it finally be time for the crusades?

/Thread

If any anons want a more source-based thread, just go there.

kek check

This one was earlier

Oh ye of little faith, can you not see the light of Kek.

Eat of his flesh, that which is meme.

I've talked to a Kurd that worked in the Turkish military as a Sergeant. Told me all kurds in the Turkish military was pro-Turkey. Possibly since they were sent out to shoot up Kurdish villages back in the day. They hold no allegiance to PKK.

MY THREAD IS OFFICIALLY STICKIED, FUCK THIS SHITTY THREAD

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Kek shitposting is like the internet kill switch. It effectively shuts down all discussion.

kek check check

thats even worse faggot

GETS FOR THE GET THRONE

check the time nigger

Peoples seem pretty happy about it, guess Erdogan isn't alive for long.

So what happens if the military succeeds?

You seem like the type of person who would be more at home on plebbit.

friendly reminder TUrky is what there is between europe and… fucking ISIS, how convenient would it be for our dear refugees to come slaughter us a bit more while everybodys busy

Just go to a thread. This thread is the light-hearted kek-praising shitpost one, the other is more serious. May as well use both by this point, faggot!

These Kebabs love their white cars.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

WHAT IF THEY PLANNED TO START A HAPPENING IN TURKEY SO THAT THE RAPEFUGEES THAT TURKEY HAS WOULD FLOOD INTO EUROPE NOW

MY THREAD IS STICKIED THOUGH, MODS CONFIRMED MY OFFICIAL THREAD

YOUR LACK OF DUBS REVEAL YOUR FAGGOTRY HERETIC!!!!!!

Kek has little love for the autistic.

Mods don't matter. The sticky is for the info, and this thread can be for the kek posting. What's the problem plebbitlord?

Jesus Christ you are a faggot.

e b i n

b

i

n

That shit is already happening anyway and there was already talk of when they would let turkey join the EU for further flooding

Use kebab to remove kebab, twice the removal speed

That would probably be the straw that breaks the back of tolerance in Europe, and the happenings would escalate exponentially

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK YOU FAGGOT

No new information of relevance has really came in yet. Stop bitching faggot, and praise kek.

KEK REVEALS YOUR FALSE NATURE JEW!!!!!

Well that depends on the military group's intentions, since they HAVE taken control of the Bosphorus bridge. However I doubt the army would do such.

No thank you.

Mean for

Remember, part of Turkey is in the plans for Greater Israel.

Stay safe, brothers.

Turkey will either become a Muslim state or a more secular state.

Separatists movement = More Muslim

If Erdogan wins = More Muslim after this

Military takes over = More secular

Stop being a faggot

UPRISING CONFIRMED
PRAISE KEK

NOICE

Military rule best rule.

GROW UP DICKCHEESE

Kek grants all truth, Kek is the bringer of light.

Only through Kek can you be led to the one truth.

Praise Him

weeeeeeeeeeeeeew

kek

...

Muh thread!

Muh precious thread!

CURFEW
IT'S OVER

TOPKEK

One police motorcycle facing a convoy of tanks with jets flying above

Kek is the cause of these things in the end. The chaos is of his doing.

All non-believers will learn, or hang. Either works.

Are those ATMs that they're lined up at?

>implying a curfew is going to stop anything

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kek

fuck off

Looks like. The turkroaches are afraid.

Chaos is the force of life, Kek will bring new life to the world and wake it from stagnation.

Yes.

Oh fuck!

Military wins!

MILITARY CONFIRMS COUP WAS TO RESTORE SECULARISM

It's practical at least. The sun is pretty intense there.

Kek is on our side, as he is for chaos, and for the truth. We are the givers of truth, so we are destined for success, via Kek's power and our usage of it.

Praise Kek.

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Turkish government are blaming this guy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fethullah_Gülen

if dubs then turkish military will declare war on israel

Fuck

Gunna run for the coffee pot and get a pot to pee in while I'm there

koksal baba for prez

I assume it would be the pro-Estrogen fuckheads, and would you trust them?

THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST OF MANY REVOLUTIONS WE WILL SEE IN OUR LIFETIME

IF DUBS, WE WILL SEE FASCIST REVOLUTION IN EUROPE IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS AND THE RISE OF NEW NATIONALIST TENDENCIES ACROSS THE WESTERN WORLD

YEAR OF THE FUCKING FIRE MONKEY FELLAS

If dubs it starts in Hungary

This won't trigger WW3. It is a local conflict.

I'M REROLLING FOR YOU

BIG GUY

The Fire Monkey, what a mad man.

KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

Do not try too hard to force dubs. Let them come.

PRAISE KEK

NATIONAL SOCIALIST REVOLUTION YOU FAGGOT

WHITES WILL BE GODLIKE BEINGS

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COUP SUCCESSFUL
MARTIAL LAW

What does this have to do with Black Lives Matter?

if dubs 2017 will be the year of American and European NS revolutions

What the fuck just happened? Did Turkey become fascist before Poland?

Britain must accept the free movement of people to access the single market, goy

If dubs, kek wills a National Socialist Reich

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Europe is about to get a lot more rapefugees

It shall be willed.

Now when it will be is the question.

checked and praised

Deus vult.

PRAISE KEK REICH

PRAISE

Military are Kemalists

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemalism

They want to Westernise Turkey and get rid of the Islamist Erdogan.

UNLEASH MILHOUSE

Keep the shitposting on halfchan or gtfo. Nobody fucking cares about your frog faggot meme you autistic twats. If dubs you all kill yourselves.

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Only if French were based enough to have military coups

KEK REWARDS US WITH TURKÇE TROUBLES

REMEMBER TO KEEP AN EAR TO SKYKING

websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901

8992 AM

You got lucky, shill. Kek must be fucking with you (chaos).

Wait… the military is secular, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=PZNQw440yA4

well fuck, if something happens record it

any of you know turkish?

Keep refreshing; I got in quickly.

Increase you smugness my mangs, for to gain the favor of Kek we must be smug till our memes come true

I don't think any turkroaches would be on here, of all places.

HEIL KEK
HEIL HITLER!

what's that?

I just know you can listen to the buzzer with this website

US military shortwave channel. It’s where the coded messages are broadcast.

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER repeated four times means open war, three is troop movements before war, two is maneuvering to get into place, and one is initial orders.

Anyone know what's even going on? Summary please.

Also 2 happenings in 2 days, it's too much.

We'll need Billy to write a new song just to recount the happenings of the past year and half.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Turkish_coup_d'état_attempt

THY WILL BE DONE

Secular military is tired of islamic cuck Erdogan, muslims btfo. Coup an hour ago.

The meme convergence.

Soon Kek will be powerful enough to physically manifest in the corporal realm.

We must aid Kek and feed him.

Do not stop checking any dubs and the like that come along.

Praise Kek.

Keks will be done

I hope the mods unsticky your thread for being such an autist and sticky this one

The great reich of Kek shall last for a millennia

PRAISE BE UNTO HIM

KEK - DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND BRINGER OF DANK MEMES

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At Republican convention, if dubs

Kek wills shall indeeed be done, confirmede by trips

We should have been more careful, especially during the year of the fire monkey.

Is it the lighting but why are so many turks have light skin?

Check them both!

Praise kek!

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I know that, I meant more what the situation is.

Is there any fighting going on?
Has the president been arrested?
Is all the military on board or are htye fighting each other?
What the fuck are the jets doing?

I don't even know how a coup works. Does it need complete military agreement or what?

Fucking checked yourself my man

Oh man, so many dubs and trips.

I have finally felt kek's light on me today. I just need to get more Kekpost worthy images…

To battle Kek is to do his bidding.

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ENOUGH

Agreement? No it's when a group of people with enough power think they can manage it, they go ahead and do it. It's not like there's a form you fill out.

LMAO

That your Jew god stays dead while Jews force roaches into Europe

Military is declaring victory after seizing airports, closing the bosphorus and taking over state TV. Some reports are claiming erdogan has already fled via private jet.

Lulzily, the AKP is supposedly texting random citizens and asking them to fight the military and reinstall erdogan.

explain

why is she white too?

I meant what parts of the military agree and doesn't. I read the lader was arrested or killed.

yes

Also other than that explosion reported at the police headquarters, the loyalists don't seem to be putting up a fight. There don't seem to be any loyalists in the military or security apparatus period.

hes urging people to go to the streets for him over a phone

Goodbye, Holla Forums

Guy on Al Jazeera is pretty mad right now.

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JUST

Oh mighty and dank Kek.
MAKE THE COMING CRUSADE GLORIOUS

If dubs Kurdistan secedes.

ministry of interior telling police to defend govt,
army disarming and siezing police stations

standofs between the police and army in ankara

The enlisted Military. Always standing sentinel, not simply as a government resource, but as a culturally conscious entity.

We eliminated the corrupt German coalition. We killed Allende. We dethroned Morici. And now we're gonna fuck up Erdogan.

Feels good man.

Kek doesn't bless the Kurds it seems.

...

Fuck the kurds.

Armenia is going to take half of Anatolia and make those fucking turks remember the Armenian Genocide.

KEK

Of course there's always the possibility that Erdogan in his despair will try to reclaim the assets conscripting his ISIS and Al Nusra buttbuddies given his relative lack of combat-worthy personnel at this point.

WE HAVE TO MEME IT

Erdogan has support of the population, militancy, and several parts of Turkish establishment (police, intelligence agencies). There's a split in the military too. They will revert this attempted coup, you watch.

thread #2: archive.is/ATmYL

This is very bad.

Radical islam in Turkey + Erdogan's support of isis -> more terrorist attacks -> more uncucked europeans -> deportations

Only hope now is the situation doesn't stabilize, the amerikikes stay out, the gates open & millions pour in, so that the far right has a chance to be in power by 2020.

ALL WILL BE FIRE

If trips this makes the turkroaches in germany chimp out and get them removed

...

Sure they will, Schlomo

SKY NEWS IS SHOWING A DIFFERENT VIDEO SOURCE AND AUDIO SOURCE.

Completely different.

Erdogan calling live CNN turkey to ask his partisan to fight back

The army has deployed in mass with IFV and Tanks, he's basically calling them to commit suicide.

Reeks of desperation.

PRAISE BE UPON HIM

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kek is he trying to use civilians as a shield?

that might be the best looking pepe

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Shouldn't you be begging your citizens to go die for you?

He is willing to sacrifice his own people for his own rule, he has fled the country. He is no leader.

Do you think this has something to do with Erdogan apaologising Putin for shooting down the Russian fighter just a week ago?

EU SOURCE SUGGESTS MOST OF THE MILITARY IS INVOLVED. ERDOGAN IS FUCKED

So is all of the army united? Then it should be over. If there are different fractions of the military fighting each other it can be nasty.

BREAKING NEWS: MONTANA MAN WEARING COWBOY HAT REPORTED TO BE AIRDROPPING INTO ANKARA

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Checked

Should we, /k/?

8909 freq lads

hearing voices

Citizens seem to be supporting the military

twitter.com/basket_ballteam/status/754058296949104640
Took them less than 30 minutes

websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

what frequencies are you listening to

Eh breddy gud

Whats the status of the coup?

Can Holla Forums survive all these happenings?

IT'S SECULAR NATIONALISM TIME

ISLAM BTFO

ATATURK SMILING DOWN FROM HEAVEN

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=AYYYY==

So is this the new thread?

Holla Forums, in the event that we're all royally fucked by the end of this weekend and the world is blown to hell, I just want to say that I love you crazy fuckers. Happenings are just too fun with you guys.

Tbqh fam it would be pretty cool if we stayed alive. This Kek worship stuff seems to be working pretty well.

Just had a though, Holla Forums.
This could be the start of
RIGHT
WING
MILITARY
SQUADS

Didn't want this shoop to go unnoticed. Nice user.

al jazeera is being spammed by "coup over, nothing happened" officials.

TURKROACHES EXECUTED BY MILITARY

checked and kekked

survive?
survive?
we will thrive

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ataturk airport siezed by army,
streets controled by military

CIA WILL BE ROLLING IN HOURS

Why the fuck haven't anyone heard that shit was so tense before now that a coup was on the rise?

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We can't get fucked, because my birthday is on tuesday.

No, they are just people held at the bridge, you lying cunt.

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The navy is still loyal to Erdogan

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Kek

Gud werk

Nothing happening on 8992 atm

"I am not an admirer of Islam or of Christianity. If it were my choice, all religions would be cast into the bottom of the sea, although myself I do not care what men believe so long as they don't make it an instrument of public policy. Islam is not central to the Turks' identity as we were a great nation even before we converted. It certainly failed to provide any sort of unity between us, the Egyptians, and the Arabs and in fact mostly served to divide us and cause tensions because the religion at its core is a rallying cry for Arab nationalism."

– Ataturk

*tips fez*

THE AUDIO AND VIDEO SOURCE ON THE KIKETUBE SKY NEWS STREAM ARE DIFFERENT COMPLETELY.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lmao

MEME IT

twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128
archive.is/vF3Vi

Because it's fucking Turkey. They have coups like every ten years.

MAKE ISTANBUL CONSTANTINOPLE AGAIN

Is this the distraction from the 28 pages being released?

because turkey is like north korea minus popular support of goverment minus criticism and shaming by western media

PRAISE KEK

JUST

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They worshipped the wrong god.

Salutation to the militarymen.

MILITARY LEADER SHOWS HIS FACE. REPORTS OF IT BEING SAM HYDE.
MILITARY LEADER SHOWS HIS FACE. REPORTS OF IT BEING SAM HYDE.
MILITARY LEADER SHOWS HIS FACE. REPORTS OF IT BEING SAM HYDE.
MILITARY LEADER SHOWS HIS FACE. REPORTS OF IT BEING SAM HYDE.

Martial Law being declared … Will Obama be forced to speak out against this coup, thus preventing him from declaring martial law here?

Nigga, half that shit was redacted. They don't need a distraction.

Should have known. The chaos means nobody knows what the fuck is truly happening. Well we will know for sure in a few days.

why can't i hold all these happenings?

ebin, pretty good, turkroach.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8890.94 USB all I heard was "Skyking skyking do not answer", they just kept saying it several times then it was a bunch of clicking sounds

Get out

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Most presidential

tiny

You can't just roll again to get a dubs. You did that on the last thread. Stop. Dubs don't work like that.

refresh

Turkish Army shot pro-Erdogan fanatic who ran at army positions screaming "Allahu Akbar"

twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/754066725776289793

KEK

You stupid goddamn idiots

Thank you Holla Forums you're all fucking idiots. Keep invoking lord kek for everything and this happens. Nothing good can come out of this you dumb niggers. What is the end game here? Cause chaos? We will lose control if you keep getting KEK involved in fucking everything.

But seriously, nukes going off is very unlikely.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it going to happen?

If US SIGINT assets being used in Syria are brought in they could

He'll fit right in.

Erdogan is not a big guy

...

Havent looked through it, cant say i expected much else though.

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE ISTANBUL CONSTANTINOPLE AGAIN

THIS IS IT

THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA

KEK WILL REFORGE THE WORLD FROM ASHES AND REBUILD IT IN HIS IMAGE

PRAISE KEK

twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/754066725776289793/photo/1 pro erdogan ape shot down as it rushed the army

rip brave freedom fighter

I rolled Red Mage in the last thread

Whats a red mage?

HOW MANY TIMES DID THEY REPEAT IT

Hehe, tiny rat roach even got a mini-microphone :^)

I THINK KEK'S MIRACLES OF DUBS COME TRUE IF PEOPLE ACKNOWLEDGE BY REPLYING. REMEMBER TO LOOK OUT FOR DUBS.

AHAHAHAHA

best meme prize 2016

PRAISE KEK
btw as a side note, we have the 6777777 get coming up fairly soon

Awesome.

THE COUP WAS FROM THE ULTRA-NATIONALISTIC RIGHT WING PART OF THE SPECTRUM

AL JAZEERA NEWS
youtube.com/watch?v=VBEmqvVPOX4

Try this
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

it was either 2 or 3 I think, what is it?

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SAYIM AL HAID CONFIRMED TO BE LEADER OF THE COUP

SULTAN OF THE MANLETS

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What are they saying? I don't speak Turkroach.

three

If dubs, Constantinople will be rebuilt and a new Crusade is going to begin

Deus Vult!

DUBS MULTIPLY THE CLEANSING OF MUSLIMS

Put on the yellow star, Morty.

It's only fitting that a Jewish puppet is smaller than his masters.

Do you feel in charge?

GLORIOUIS

Checked

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE SKYKINGS?

ARE YOU SERIOUS OR MEMEING RIGHT NOW

DOES HE FEEL IN CHARGE?

what's your secret to handle this? I'm about to burst into treats here

I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

dangerous time to be a woman in turkey

LOUD EXPLOSION HEARD IN CAPITOL

The audio and video are completely different sources and it bugs the shit out of me.

Absolutely the first thing that popped into my head. This is it. This is the smoking gun so huge that it needed the largest diversion of all time. WW3 is upon is

(((They've))) SHUT IT DOWN!!

It has the opposite effect, you dolt.

#BREAKING: Heavy gunfire at Turkish Presidential Palace

twitter.com/moezbhar/status/754069819054493698

twitter.com/i24NEWS_EN/status/754067399461199873

President seeking asylum in Germany… Classic Turk move.

unavailable in the U.S.

rolling for dubs for nukes to cohencidentally be use on israel

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im not the other user, i dont know if it was twice or three times, i wasnt paying that much attention, it was just clicks after that (encrypted?)

Doing pushups every 10 minutes to prep your body for the coming wars.

these trips won't check themselves.

We WANT Islam to be crushed and annihilated, Crescentkike.

BOMB THE CITY COCKROACH WAR NOW

Why would Obama speak out against a coup ousting a repressive ISIS collaborator?

If anything, this will help secure the US' hold on the region.

The code allegedly goes somewhat like this
Then they say some number, and then "I repeat" then repeat it the same number of times with the numbers.

RWDS

They are pissed he didn't intervene in Syria. Turkroaches will go crazy

hahaha hilarious meme

please keep posting funny things about sam hyde being involved in major world events ,it truly is really entertaining and totally funny

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Also unavailable in Canada.

At this point I just let it go and enjoy the ride. Do you feel in control?

ERDOGAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

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If it was three I've never seen it before and make your peace with what god you love

checked

top kek

There's some real quality gets in this thread.

Thread theme, allied russkies will prevail

I`m not sure

there was no numbers, they just said something like Bravo Bravo Delta Bravo

I already broke your shit dummy. It doesn't work anymore

Devil Dubs confirm

The CIA probably supported this

NO

digits confirm the meme is fucking fire

Yes. Daily reminder:

Be grateful for every meme you receive. Be it big or small.

Post new memes only under the watchful eye of Kek.

Don't be avaricious. Share your memes with your fellow Anons.

Don't lust for (You)s or repeating digits.

Check the digits of your fellow Anons as they will check yours.

By laughing you praise Kek, by raging you praise Kek.

Praise Kek!

SUCH IS THE LAW

bullshit, erdogan is a right wing ultra nationalist

Go outside and show those tanks who's tough!

ROLLING FOR CYPRUS TO BE RESTORED

CYPRUS BROS RISE UP! NOW IS THE TIME!

Make it happen

IS HE LITERALLY TELLING HIS CITIZENS TO GO OUT AND DIE?

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it was Kilo Echo Bravo Alpha Bravo

ayyyy

Who do we want to win again?

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I'm a roach now goys. Send your armies of good goyim to protect me.

The Coup of course.

I don't get it.

Military

ANYONE WHO HEARD THE SKYKING LAST REPORT PLEASE TELL ME IF IT WAS TWO OR THREE

He's on a real camera now.
He's telling turks to take to the streets and fight. That tells you he's for sure finished.

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Nope the army is in control of all the airports he was in vacation somewhere. That's why the F-16 flying low are for the entire Turk airspace is closed.

As for ground borders Greece won't allow anything on their side Armenia will shoot him on sight… except fleeing to his ISIS pals or a gambit via Georgia…
He's got nowhere to run.

Also the moron called a reporter live from a phone… you can bet a chinook is on his way to get him right now.

Well the army, the air aviation and the air-force seems in on it… Multiple coordinated move (Ankara, Istanbul and other cities)… that's not a handful of disgruntled soldiers…

Only place with actual combat is apparently an helicopter strike on the exterior intelligence service building (ISIS handlers and other CIA friends no doubt), and possibly some pro-AKP elite police force in the capital.

So crack open Tor.

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ISTANBUL'S

NOW CONSTANTINOPLE

IT WAS ISTANBUL

NOW CONSTANTINOPLE

BEEN A LONG TIME MONG, CONSTANTINOPLE

WHO IN CONSTANTINOPLE GOT THE WORKS?

WELL THAT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THE TURKS

checked my man

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/754070154003226624

NO HOME FOR A COWARD ROACH IN GERMANY

Lads I've just got in, cna I have a rundown or a stream link or something?

holy fuck these dubs cannot be contained

Pic just in of the coup in action

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Are you one of the Turkdevs?

Oh, Boris Johnson, okay got it.

I've heard 3x before, one of those times was last year during a north korea scare.

Might be letters, it's been a while since I spent all night listening to that channel.

That's heket nigger

FOL DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CANNOT ROLL FOR DIGITS

ONLY THOSE FAITHFUL TO KEK MAY RECIEVE HIS HOLY BLESSING, DUBS ARE GRANTED NOT GAINED

HAHAHAHAHA
HIS LAST LIFELINE IS DEAD.

ISIS IS FUCKED.

With no Erdogan to fund and arm them, Al Nusra, Islamic State and other terrorist groups have pretty much lost Syria. Assad must be laughing as we speak.

Erdogan outside

—KEBAB— KILLING —KEBAB— IS WIN WIN TBH FAM

CONSTANTINOPLE LIBERATED WHEN?

Thread theme. It's fucking Emancipation.

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LMAO REKT

First Reich! ha-ha-ha!

Second Reich! ha-ha-ha!

Third Reich ha-ha-ha!

FORTH REICH

BUT NO ONE'S LAUGHING, ANYMORE

How heavy are tanks? A few tons?

[ LAUGHING INTENSIFIES ]

DAILY REMINDER THAT TURKISH COUPS ARE LITERALLY NORMAL AND ENCOURAGED IN ITS CONSTITUTION
t. Expert on Middle East
Look up Turkish coups and Turkish coups and constitution if you want. This was intentionally done by Ataturk to make sure Islamists wouldn't take the country from Secularists.
Also, the nukes are safe.

thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/07/15/erdogan-seeks-asylum-in-germany-report.html?via=twitter_page&source=copyurl

lel, Erdogan is now a rapefugee

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top fucking kek

Didn't Kennedi Cotarelo predicted this?

kek

pleb chan wants no one to win. They want to roll dubs.

YFW THIS WILL CAUSE ROACHES TO FLOOD WESTERN EUROPE AND YOU USED KEKE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN

fucking kek

Cockroaches are actually really interesting creatures, don't compare them to Turks. They don't deserve that.

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shouldn't have fucked with their comedians i guess

Israel, Saudi Arabia and USA tho…

Not anymore.

is this legit..??????

Well Erdogan, that's what you get for having the audacity to do an election campaign on German ground :^)

airports, policestations, TVstations taken by army,
shooting at news station where erdogan was going,
police bailing on erdogan

(Praise Kek)
He's going to Israel now.

wew

flightradar24.com/data/flights/ba680/#a598013

youtube.com/watch?v=oruk-T3_xSw

get cucked faggot

The coup to overthrow the current government

It's over, Erdogan is finished.

HOLY SHIT.

Is that bad for him?

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Think closer to 50.

DUBS AND BASED RUSSIA SHOT HIS JET DOWN

Rolling for Kek, from previous thread

Go to the streets and airports! Block the tanks show the military the power of the people.

Lets hope erdogan gets the treatment poor gadaffi had to suffer

True, then what could we compare them with then?

Let us turn our trust to Kek to deliver.

Based Erdogan of course
A victory for democracy and neo-liberalism!

Can someone tell me what all the skyking talk I've been hearing people randomly mention is about?

kek

Mutual Destruction, user, followed by the Eastern European and Russian liberation of Constantinople.

IF DUBS, SKYKING WAS SAID 4 TIMES

They are all using turkey as a proxy to army ISIS, they cannot do it openly.

GET FUCKED, ROACH.

ISLAM IS DONE.

BREAKING NEWS: TURKISH TV BROADCASTS FOOTAGE SHOWING CIVILIANS ARE TAKING OVER A TANK.

Serbian Kebab-removing rogue assassin Samomir Hajduk has been spotted chasing the fleeing Erdogan.

Erdogan asked too much money from EU?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

Thread went too damn fast and i fucking love magic dammit. ROLLING!

Yeh i'm about 70% sure they said it three times, followed by "do not answer"

Looks like good ol' Froggo is gonna let us witness this till the end

RIBBIT RIBBIT

There have to be foreign powers behind this; or at lest there have to be those that gave the "wink and the nod" to it, right?

So, who was it? Russia? US? UK? Who?

SHOOTING AT AIRPORT
HELICOPTER STRAIFING OVER ANKARA

This is the best happening in recent memory. I really hope BLM goes through with the nation wide chimpout to make the day complete.

holy shit

VPN

GET FUCKED

ERDOGAN WILL LAND IN ISRAEL

TURKEY WILL DEMAND HIM

ISRAEL WILL SAY NO AND TURKEY WILL INVADE

youtube.com/watch?v=VBEmqvVPOX4

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periscope.tv/w/1ynJOzQAZEOGR

that turkroach's face is priceless

What more could this summer possibly hold?

DAMN SON

FUCK YOU ERDOGAN
>>>/vcollins/

IS THE ARMY HARDCORE ISLAMIST IN NATURE OR LESS THAN THE CURRENT TURKISH GOVERNMENT?

i feel like this is sliding, but i'm rolling anyway.

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We're living in the most unstable period in world history. Failed states popping up everywhere, chaos in the middle east. The west is importing millions of foreigners and internal social tensions are boiling. The world economy is still chugging along but overdue for a recession. China and the middle east are almost out of water reserves. Terror attacks in the west are a weekly occurrence and intensifying.

We're just getting warmed up.

kek

PRAISE KEK

THIS MEANS IT IS A NATO COUP.
GERMANY ALWAYS HAS TO ASK WASHINTON FOR SUCH THINGS.
SHIT IS TOO FAST

rolling!

rollan

I need to bring this up again because of overreacting people who are excited to see the Turkroach eat one another alive. Most of you are too young to realize this is not unprecedented.

Supposedly secular

Does Kek will a Turkey vs Israel war?

What's the next step of his master plan Holla Forums?

Aliens or WW3. Or both.

kerry in russia was no accident

Oh and he called CNN… not the the National TV or Radio… For those are already controlled by the army.

SECULAR
E
C
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A
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Did#Franceknow about this coup? Why did they close their consulate in#Turkeytwo days ago?#TurkeyCoup

twitter.com/Firasias/status/754071225010315264

ONLY SUFFER AND DEATH

The military is secular

lolno

PRAISE KEK
DOWN WITH THE TURKROACH

GERMANY HAS DENIED KING ROACH PERMISSION TO LAND
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW

Army is secular and this is a coup (ostensibly) to return to the country to its secular roots since Erdogan was too Islamist.

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They are apparently more secular than the current president.

ROLL ROLL ROLL YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE MEME

reported

In theory, secular Kemalists

prepare for hell

They're the new Crusade, user.

False Christians and Cucks weren't working.

Less, they said the coup is because the government is too islamic.

SHOT IT DOWN PUTIN

kek

We keep asking that and it keeps getting better

TFW the only muzzie on Earth that Merkel isn't inviting into Germany

less, according to the msm they are secular

like military code on some US base in alaska or some shit. the more skykings the high-priority the following message. ive heard quite a few, they're usually 2 callouts like:

"skyking skyking do not answer. [something here i think i forget] message is as follows: ansfe6wt4hsefi8h authentication ### mainsail out."

we assume the more skykings the worse. 3 is like nukes on the move or whatever, 4 is like you better be in your bunker.

the

YFW THIS IS WHAT DOTR WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN IT BEGINS IN THE USA

I AM THE SULTAN!

It's Secularist. See .

Rolling with the power of dubs

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Not even cucked Germoney wants him, looks like the devil will play with him to his deathbed.

what is the name of the movement? is there a wiki about it?

Cambodia.

Sunuva bitch, now it''s stuck in my head

This is coup is a big hit to Islam, and you know who. Erdogan secretly supported ISIS and was trying to revive an Islamic Ottoman Empire.

This coup is against the agenda to destroy secular arab nationalism that was practiced in Iraq and Syria, so I'd guess that Russia and China are backing this coup, and certain people in Washington, London, and Tel Aviv among other places are stomping their feet and gnashing their teeth right now.

FOOTAGE OF ARMY TAKING OVER
BROADCASTER
twitter.com/gizeminthesky/status/754069033780146176

Erdokike claims the army group responsible is islamic. However Erdogan is islamic himself, and he has urged citizens to resist this take over (which implies violent resistence) and one has already been shot by the army group, as he charge at them yelling snackbar.

I'm betting all of my shekels on it being the secular majority of the army behind this.

BASED HELILAD
PRAISE HELILAD

OP better make a new thread BEFORE this one gets filled

What are the chances Russia shoots down Estrogen's plane?

Man this whole worshiping an ancient egitptian god of chaos

Just a few days ago Russia cleaned house with its naval commanders.

BREAKING NEWS: MILITARY HELICOPTER OPENS FIRE OVER TURKISH CAPITAL.

Reuters

POST YFW.

This is how you know this wasn't a part of the globalist's plan.

Wouldn't feeling a coup to a foreign country forfeit your own rule and power?

now with subs

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Turkey fucked up when they shot down those Russian jets. This is the punishment.

YFW NATO is Russia's hitmen…

So many happenings; This truly is a great time to be alive

requesting webbum

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Thanks, I did not have this colored Goebbels.

Here's one for you.

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>CivIliAns

< ctrl + f, no hits on donmeh

Erdogan is Donmeh. No information about this? The military are against an israeli satellite government.

" The Dönmeh (Turkish: Dönme) were a group of crypto-Jews in the Ottoman Empire who converted publicly to Islam, but were said to have retained their beliefs. The movement was historically centred in Salonica.[1] The group originated during and soon after the era of Sabbatai Zevi, a 17th-century Jewish kabbalist who claimed to be the Messiah and eventually converted to Islam in order to escape punishment by the Sultan Mehmed IV. After Zevi's conversion, a number of Jews followed him into Islam and became the Dönmeh.[2] Since the 20th century, assimilated Dönmeh might have intermarried with other groups and most have assimilated into Turkish society."

"Turkey's support of ISIS is more understandable if we recall Wayne Madsen's 2011 explanation that Turkey is run by secret Jews and serves the Zionist goal of a greater Israel. Like Bolsheviks and Zionists, the Donmeh are Illuminati i.e Satanists, Freemasons."
henrymakow.com/2015/11/modern-turkey-a-secret-zionist.html

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Twitter is shut down in Turkey so now I have to find a non turk VPN source.

No, lurk a lot dont post much but if its fucking happening i best step up! Also fucking santa wizard fml.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Twitter is shut down in Turkey so now I have to find a non turk VPN source.

lol timma roll

O'ER AZURE SKIES

Go ahead, jsut make sure to choose a good thread image

Try the period of the Younger Dryas

This is great, Nice yesterday, Turkey today, WHATS TOMORROW??

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HAHAHAHA

Man this whole worshiping an ancient egyptian god of chaos is really paying off

your army has tranny generals, they're a bunch of cucks

what are his options now? what is his location at the moment? does he have any friends left in europe?

Hell

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Why the fuck have I never heard about this before?

ALL OF THE AMERICAS WILL BOW BEFORE THE TRUMPENREICH

KEK

twitter.com/CharlesHodgson1/status/754073416131448832

uhhhhhhhhhhh

This
SULTAN ROACH BTFO

Rolling, dubs if Germany was in on the coup which is why they won't let Erdogan land…

Fuck yeah. This is one time I'm happy to be NATO.

He has Merkel.

Go suck off mudslime dick with your gay pope, constantinople belongs to orthodox greeks/armenians

AHAHA GERMANY IS GOING TO LET THIS ROACH HANG AFTER GIVING HIM 3BN.

Fucks sake hang this mudshit now he's done.

It’s not widely known and Holla Forums hasn’t talked about it since at LEAST before the site shat itself (back when we couldn’t fucking post worth a damn).

People taking to the streets

No shooting

Can't tell if they support or oppose the coup

everybody will praise the military and conveniently forget about democracy

He has friends in Mosul

EXECUTION VIDEO FUCKING WHEN

SWEDEN OR ISRAEL HIS LAST HOPE TBH

Syria

"Thought you could get away with shooting down my plane? Fuck you. Praise Kek"

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goddammit user

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_station

They say the army is in control of a bunch of stuff, but why are we not seeing Erdogan bombed on TV then?

No he don't. Germany just denied permission for him to land. Europe will have none of him.

This is Russia see

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FUCK TURKEY

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It posted once on my real IP and once on my new Romanian IP.

A TOAST TO BASHAR AL ASSAD ON THIS NIGHT

Europe allowed all refugees in, but when it comes to King Refugee himself…

Fucking hilarious.

No matter who is behind this, Erdogan and his islamist buddies being deposed and executed soon is for the better tbqh

Mein sides

twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754072281069056001