Jesus Christ: "Okay, you're all free of the Law of Moses now! But I won't tell you exactly which Laws you're free of.
"So feel free to cherry-pick based solely on your feelings!
"'"We're not Jews," so I'm gonna eat shellfish and cut my hair, 'cause lol fuck that shit,
'But women better know their place and kill all gay guys (and only the guys) cuz eww gross amirite?'" flood detected
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Christfags, amirite?
Well, what do you expect? It was never meant to have anything to do with people outside of judea or the hebrew ethnic group, so its only natural it gets fucked beyond recognition when embraced by foreigners. It was a weird ass cult to begin with.
Oh neat, it's the same bait thread as seen on /r9k/. How smart you are, OP. Do tell, what other boards have you tried it on?
Also, as a side note, please consider removing IDs.
Congratulations, you just made a case for IDs
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Jesus never said the Jews were free from the laws of Moses. You really need to read your scripture before you post.
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*Tips fedora* Well said my supremely intelligent gentle-fellow.
For Gentiles (non Jews) there are the Noahide Laws. There are seven of these laws that Gentiles need to follow to be considered righteous.
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Jews are still bound to the laws set down by Moses. Jesus added some stuff with the sermon on the mount but never released the Jews from the old laws.
Let's praise Him with joyous song!
"Open your bowels for Jesus,
Empty yourself and pray;
As you dwell in His Word,
You'll be undeterred
To open your bowels for Jesus."
Amen & Glory!
Praise him with many motions!
>>>/fart/
The Jewish religion is null and void. Jesus Christ gave us a new Covenant.
Loosen that fedora, my friend; your brain needs oxygen, too.
Just give us some fucking evidence. None of this mythic bs.
No results.
Memes.
Autism.
The jews "released" themselves killing Jesus, nice try Moshe.
Fucking bait, for people like you girls dont breed with atheists.
Here's the huge problem:
Christians do not know what the Ten Commandments are
The Christians claim the Ten Commandments are Exodus 20:1-17.
However, if you keep reading, you'll see that these are merely the first of 77 commandments Yahweh gave to Moses. Every Christian Bible titles Exodus 20:1 as "the Ten Commandments", but this is incorrect, and those subtitles are not apart of the original texts.
As the story continues, Moses destroys these 77 commandments, then goes back to Mt Sinai, and Yahweh gives Moses the actual Ten Commandments, in Exodus 34:28, pic related.
These Ten Commandments are never mentioned by Christians, because they are fucking crazy Jew shit.
Yahweh realized he couldn't get the Jews to stop killing each other, coveting each others' property, or dishonoring their parents. So instead, he made up all this ritual shit that involved not boiling goats and setting up the Levites as tax collectors. You know, because Jews are murderous, thieving pieces of shit, even their imaginary god knew it.
This is why autists must be banned from "social sciences"
No, they are apart of the original texts. They are not a part of the original texts.
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Where did you come up with that mess? You're blending pagan belief in with Christianity.
The Kemetic Divine Code of Behavior, or the 77 Commandments, are a completely different thing.
I don't know if you did that on purpose or if you're just that stupid.
Read the whole story.
These are the "new tablets": (Exodus 34:17-26)
Do not make any idols. Celebrate the Festival of Unleavened Bread. For seven days eat bread made without yeast, as I commanded you. Do this at the appointed time in the month of Aviv, for in that month you came out of Egypt. The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons. No one is to appear before me empty-handed. Six days you shall labor, but on the seventh day you shall rest; even during the plowing season and harvest you must rest. Celebrate the Festival of Weeks with the firstfruits of the wheat harvest, and the Festival of Ingathering at the turn of the year. Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign Lord, the God of Israel. I will drive out nations before you and enlarge your territory, and no one will covet your land when you go up three times each year to appear before the Lord your God. Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast, and do not let any of the sacrifice from the Passover Festival remain until morning. Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the Lord your God. Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk
Here's the important part, Moses then names them "the Ten Commandments" (Exodus 34:27-28):
Then the Lord said to Moses, “Write down these words, for in accordance with these words I have made a covenant with you and with Israel.” Moses was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.
This is the only time the phrase "the Ten Commandments" is used in the text, not just as an editor's subtitle.
I am my god and I command myself to party hard.
I gotta apologize to you man, guess Moses did receive quite a bit more orders while up on the mount. I don't know how many times I've read that and totally missed it.
It's understandable given the widespread erroneous teachings about the Bible.
Just do me a favor, if you're Christian: either start following the real Ten Commandments (by observing the Festival of the Tabernacle, for example) or stop following the moot & fake commandments (the ones that say to honor your parents, not murder and not steal).