Brit/pol/ #1077: Barth-free edition

Filter can't stop them taking all the posts tbh.

Someone tell me what's wrong with the other thread?

Explain your autism please.

It's encouraging the Barth autist who just needs to fuck off and die

Reported

real thread

real thread

real thread

real thread

Why are you doing this, lads?

Autism, they make their autistic threads then spazz out when we make another one. Every single time this happens.

That's it I'm off to halfchan, I can't take you autistic niggers anymore,.

the /imperium/ i not going to build itself tbh

Well done. Now fuck off.

Wow.

Oh I do wonder why...

Just kys m8,

Words cannot describe the disappointment i feel lad. You're acting a disgrace and it reflects badly on all of brit/pol/.

All this multiple thread bullshit is going to get Brit/pol/ threads banned.
Its bad enough we make a new thread as soon as the old one gets to 600 posts but this is asking for boad war lads.
Fucking sort it out.

And what difference does that make exactly?

It's a shit situaiton, just a couple of fucking autists ruining it for everyone and embarrassing us

We are sorting it out by refusing to support race-mixing and shitposting threads then lad. Barth/shrek/travis and gookposter are much more likely to get brit/pol/ banned if we don't do something.

Miss me yet?

no

Can we do an exodus to somewhere with mods?

the mods have already banned him. he changed proxy

I would suggest brit/politics/ but you'd be comparable to the Islamic hordes moving into Europe.

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facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/videos/1182822125144173/

Your id has changed. dont lie you have been banned and used another proxy

It worked exceptionally well

She's that fucking yank teacher woman.

smh

I bet your father is a proud man, user.

If i were you, I'd reset my router one more time, then come back with a new ID and act like a normal poster from now on. Maybe you'll eventually forget about this whole cringy incident.

Dynamic IP addressing is the norm in the UK lad. A reset gives you a new IP.

Welp, this is why we cant have cancerous things I guess.

who /onourable/ here?

I'll be back in a few hours when his fit is over tbh;

no you sad loser.

Isn't it spelled with a Y?

I've had that alongside a gorillion and one images like pic related showing up on FB.

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It's the meme spelling I gather

u w0t m8?
this is going to be every fucking thread until the end now.
the meme war has started, I have called back-up shitposters from Holla Forums to fuck Brit/pol/s shit up

A VPN is a proxy you retard.

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I don't think I've ever seen every liberal trope captured so succinctly

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no it is not, a VPN has encryption and is more secure then just a proxy.

Kindly fuck off, Holla Forumsarthposter.

vinnie is on my side now.

no, your end is near SA.

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No one here knows or even cares who the fuck that is

Vinnie is a OC shitposter on Holla Forums and makes all these Travis images.

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so its either another fat autistic loser or your refering to yourself in the thrid person like a fat autistic loser

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Autists disgust me tbqh, I'll be happy when May sends them to the work camps

PM is 'willing to listen to options' on Scotland
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36800536

I'm not fat, that guy is a different user

BUMP LIMIT NIGGA

I'm fucking off for a bit these threads have become unusable.

your a fat waste of space. i doubt there is anyone else. he hasnt posted here yet, and you say he is helping you, so you must be a pathetic twerp with an imaginary e-friend

You're too low energy to do this.

David Cameron's advisers get extra pay-off
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36808363

David Davis: Trigger Brexit by start of 2017
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-uk-leaves-the-eu-36802756

That image required a bit too much effort lad.

Are you genuinely autistic?

(chk'd)
He's spamming the thread with some nobody, 'course he is.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618

If we get 1,000 more signatures on this, it will be considered for a debate. Let's make it happen, lads. Meme it.

Government has already said when they'd trigger article 50 lad.

Come and join us lads.
We welcome you with open arms.
8ch.net/politics/res/38014.html
8ch.net/politics/res/38014.html
8ch.net/politics/res/38014.html

Starting to get more concerned than irritated lads.

How many hours did it take him to make all these Travis shoops? Where did he find the time?

Lad you people are on /politics/ because you moved there after getting banned. I'll just wait until he simmers down.

Well he is autistic lad, they have the ability to focus very heavily on one task. He does this once in awhile tbh.

Sod off; I wouldn't be surprised if it was all you to begin with.

Pay him no heed; he'll fuck off when mummy tells him to go to bed.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

I'm not overcooked bacon you fucking wanker.

what does no heed mean?

Fair enough. It was just a friendly suggestion.

No need for that. You've already missed out on all the high quality SA OC anyway. Good luck with "BASED" Travisposter then.

Screencap the folder you store all these Travis images in.

Want to see how many you made.

You find this surprising? I thought it was obvious. Thank god he only does it here.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/14/muslim-campaign-to-ban-dogs-in-public-places---is-it-an-islamoph/

So allegedly this post makes into onto 4chon and it is evidence that these fliers are a hoax. They don't look at the history of Muslims handing out fliers in the past and take FUCKING EPHEMERAL INTERNET POSTS ON ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD AS EVIDENCE.

I tried to warn my now ex-liberal friends about game theoretical manipulation via the media and the importance of asking for real evidence, but they told me I was being "to cynical".

One of them pointed to a patriotic British Facebook group showing the comments uder the flier and said "look, its got to be fake look at all those comments from those nasty bigots".

I have not been to /politics/ until alberto linked it you faggot.

OK, also r8 my desktop

No it was obvious, just thought i should point it out.

Come on now lad.

Please die.

Seriously lads…
8ch.net/politics/res/38014.html
8ch.net/politics/res/38014.html
8ch.net/politics/res/38014.html

MUH ENN AICH ESS

Life-or-death 999 call target missed for year
bbc.co.uk/news/health-36788620

Fair tbh.

It takes two clicks to choose a flag. He's never posted this Travis shit in /politics/ tbh.

facebook.com/PublicPurity

How many images in the Travis folder in total?

Do they have any purpose other than spamming brit/pol/?

I selected the flag I identified with.

you did not r8 my desktop, also learn how to cross board link you newfag

>>>/politics/38014

11,972, spaming threads that are pure cancer.
I said r8 my deskop you faggot.

WTF is the cancer that has metastasised all over this board?

Thanks hun! :^)

Lad post the folder info if you're telling the truth.

Your desktop is 7/10

Well off too do some chores, gotta clean the cooker, hoover and do some washing tbh.

I need some really depressing photos and MP4s for a video I'm making.
Ideally I would like some artwork and politics related pieces but most things will do.
I'd appreciate some help.
Thanks lads.

It was joe poxs funeral today. They finally put that bitch in the ground after waving the rancid corpse round by its ankles pre-brexit for maximum intended effect.

Brendon "cuck" Pox tweeted live from the funeral. Couldnt resist using the Eurotruck Simulator 2016 kebab edition episode to push his cancerous politics of cuckery.

Fucking cunt belongs in the ground. It is policies that her and her ilk support and push on us that allow shit like Nice to happen where we see dead european children strewn across the street.

Fucking rustled as fuck by the image of the dead little girl with the doll lying next to her. I have a little girl (6) with that exact same doll. It hit me in the feels like hot lead, along with a burning desire to see bloody retribution and vengeance.

The likes of joes cock and her ilk endlessly pushed the picture of that dead syrian boy on the beach in order to guilt trip and push their ideaology of accepting open borders to savage shitskin hordes who hate us, violently kill us and will breed out if left at the current rate. This same people would actively surpress the picture of the dead little girl so as not to hurt muslim feels and damage their own narrative.

That little dead french white girl life was worth a million shitskin alun kurdis. She wasnt killed by the stupidity of her father looking for gibs. She is also worth a million Joe fucking Poxs.

Im glad joe pox is dead. I fucking hope it happens to EVERY fucking globalist multicult pushing scumfuck peice of shit who betray us daily. I hope the worms feast on joes cock tonight and enjoy every rotten stinking morsel. All that globalist whore is now is wormshit while her soul is flayed in tartarus.

"The worms go in and the worms come out,"
"the ones that go in are lean and thin,"
"the ones that come out are fat and stout"
"be merry my friends be merry"

DEATH TO TRAITORS FREEDOM FOR BRITAIN

search for "sad music" on youtube idk

if this a real account I wonder

thanks, here lad

KEK

what's so funny?

Fucking hell you're more mentally ill than ttpw.

Congrats.

I have only made like ~20% of them, the rest is copied from other shitposters.

You think you're trolling but bottom right hand corner shows you photoshopped 179 images of Travis to spam these threads.

Im pretty sure its actually him

These people are like perpetual fucking children. What does he even mean by this? Just meaningless vage abstract platitudes about "coming together". Who the fuck does he expect to come together? I mean a truck and 80+ french "came together" because of fuckers like him and their hard on for kebab.

Ihatethesefuckingpeople.jpeg

that's the alternative folder, I also have travis subfolders.

oops, how do I delete a post?

Do you think Fishwife will get anything in her negotiations with May?

no

Not a bean tbh.

meh, I have not been sorting my torrents recently.

They both will just have a nice chitty chat together with some tea. Remember May won't fight for Brexit, at least not seriously.

Why have you forsaken us Nigel

Would we allow this fine upstanding gentleman into our ethno state if he bleached his skin?

I'm concerned that Fishwife will get freedom of movement deal that is limited to Scotland. Would that even work?

ugh no.

why do you call her fishwife? why not fishface?

Lad that would kill us, we'd die if she did that. then again the SNP want nothing more than the genocide of the Scottish people

What would Are Nige think?

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build a wall and make scotland pay for it

I have the urge to tweet at him the dead kid from Nice, but I'd probably get reported.

Get the yanks to do it

that pic is TOP KEK lad

You want to suck his cock don't you SA? because your a faggot.

((( :^) )))

Lads, i'm in a dilemma.

Should I go clubbing tonight (oppurtunity of fine skanks to shag but shitty music and crammed with normies) or go to the pool bar (full of autists but serve ale and play classic rock)?

Stay at home lad, it's the only way.

Second choice.

Try the skanks for a bit and if that doesn't work out you can go to the pool bar instead.

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The latter.
There's one by Kings Cross, Hurricane Room, open 24/7.

what?

Lad, tonight is the "Day of Rage".

Stay in and get comfy tbh.

BLM are meant to chimp out in multiple cities, like 14 i think tonight.

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Worried about Gordon, lads. 5 days since the last video.

0/10 not even Gordon

I love your drawings
I'll try to make some OC too soon

The odds of you meeting wife material out clubbing are astronomical.

Not a degenerate are you, lad?

"I tried to fly to London on a fake passport"
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36744910

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I wish I was tbh.

That image. wew lad, you have surpassed yourself.

Gordon has a bf now tbh, he is to busy with him to make videos.

He's dom, lad. You¨'re supposed to use the boipucci

Thanks, based lad. It's the only thing I have in life. smh

Can't you just tell us?

Fucking hell lad…

WHY IS THIS FRAMED AS SOME KIND OF SOB STORY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They are dead on the inside, lad

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saving myself for marriage tbh

The Beeb is making an actual law-breaker out to be a "poor, suffewing viktim oh em gee bigots"

You are fucking joking lad.

The girls who go clubbing are as flaky and pathetic as you can get.

I am sure you could get some "action" if you wanted to fornicate with an autistic lad, lad.

Gordon’s bf literally lives on a diet of milk and bread, imagine that.

Anyone got that image of the guy that trapped a guy under his bed and forced him to take hormones so he'd become a trap?

Hence the stupidly long odds that one might be worthy marrying.

smh tbh.

I'm an immoral swine lad. I'm just going out to find some anglo poontang and a cuddle tbh.

cuck man forgive me

kek, my apologies, I misread lad.

i-it's not a real image is it?

Lad you're making some quality OC.

What has his boyfriend done to him?

Are there no politicians calling out BBC?

it's just an image with text attached where you see the back and arse of a guy trapped under a bed.

Stop funding it. The only way to get through is to starve the beast.

What the actual fuck.

It's real, but it wasn't forced, it was the guy's sick fetish.

If any were, they'd be called out "oh em gee such bigots I LITERALLY just can't even I mean come on current year already"

I don’t know, lad. You should be looking for a wife to have 3 children with tbh.

No problem, lad. At least you are keenly aware of degeneracy.

Found it

Lad if you call them out they just dig up dirt and smear you, like that guy who wanted to cut their public funding and the news covered a story about his BDSM kink.

IMPORTANT POLL

poal.me/vjo2vh
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Important poll: Are you too racist for the alt right?

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I tell the license cunt who comes round to fuck off, filming him on my phone so he can't try any shit. Ignore the scary letters they send as well, they can't do shit.

wew

Second option should of course be "Yes", but just take it as if its saying "No" to the first rather than the question.

I guess this is the new normal.

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I used to go on /g/ years ago tbh, the stereotype is true,theres so much fucking faggots and trannies on that board. What is it about programming and degenerates?

cute cats, lad.

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In other news;
Today in 1099, Jerusalem falls to the European Crusaders.
The kingdom they establish there lasts nearly 300 years.

The normies have done their bit; written a message about how tragic and mortifying it is, thrown some hashtags around, and may as well be sitting there singing "Imagine".

Virtue signallers are responsible for each and every incident within recent years, the blood of Nice is on their hands.

Autism? The kind of intelligence needed to program breeds weird people lad.

I like cats, they are bullies but we bred them to be small and cute so they can’t bully us.

BUT WHAT DID JO COX DIE FOR?

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Lads I'm going outside. I was planning to go out tonight but then I couldn't be arsed. I haven't been out in like a month now. I've just watched nigger riots and walked a couple of miles each day.

Is this how I become Ironpill?

Cats are our allies, lad.

T O M M Y
twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/753847304805765120

I get it.

S t e p h e n Y a x l e y - L e n n o n

Cats are the niggers of the animal world. All they do is leech off of humans.

Dogs on the other hand hunt for humans, act as security and companionship. Dogs are the one true companion a man has. A woman cannot love a man for who he is, only what he can give her but a dog will love you for who you are and just letting it sit with you.

D O G S

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twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754034541313007616

I like both cats and dogs, lad, I'm a civic lad.

BIG DOGS

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I hope Co Jox's replacement is more of a totty.

BIG IRISH DOGS

Disgusting.

Filtered. You lose.

Apprent military coup going on in Turkey right now lads

twitter.com/search?q=turkey&ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^search

Mummy has a job

Awesome if true. Lot of happenings of lately
Why would the turkies rebel against such a kind government I wonder

I'm calling pro-american/israel coup tbh.

THANK YOU MAY

Jewing continues

Don't be fooled lad, it's probably all a ruse to ensure EU accession:

"look we've got rid of the big bad oppressor!!! Now gib me Euros and free movement!"

who?

That's what I'm thinkign as well tbh.

Like the female Kenneth Clarke.

It's all about what normies think lads

Should I do some work for tomorrow or should I just take off my pants and open the beer already?

Alcoholic cuck hag who spams twitter with requests that comments are removed and might as well be a member of the Labour party.

I'd say take the TROUSERS off and grab some beer lad. Turkish media on blackout, president apprently taken hostage. Military everywhere. Social media sites are blocked in Turkey right now. Has the smells of a real happening.

Terrorist attack in Nice, "day of rage" on the cards in burgerland, possible coup in Turkey.

The happenings are accelerating.

At least Enoch is at peace.

MUSSOLINI IS BACK, AND THIS TIME, HE'S SAVING THE WHITE RACE

He would have been happier to see the referendum result.

>TROUSERS
Forgive me my friend
I'm not a Burger I swear

The chess pieces have to be moved just right for when the crash comes.

These sneaky Yids know exactly what they are doing, they are pining for race wars, chaos and calamity while the financial world burns and they count their shekels.

I'm sure Nigel chats with him via ouija board to tell him all the good or bad news

FUCKING KIKES

If a collapse and race war happens lad, at least at this point we'd win it.

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twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/754044032729374720

PLEASE NO
LET IT HAPPEN

At what cost? The Yids still win, and their mastery of deflection comes through once more, leaving us scrapping over morsels.

I am convinced they are an alien race, no one people could be as sociopathic as they are without having no affinity to this Planet of ours.

Seems the Nice terrorist may have just been mentally ill. That is if you believe his father and media reports.

So he wasn't mentally ill at all

wew tbh lads

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So glad I stocked up on Drinks and Snacks.

you over-estimate the kikes lad, they're smart but they're smug, arrogant and it all comes crumpling down on them everytime. If they were to start the collapse now, the odds are we'd win it.

UGH, moonmon.

RIP

We live in hope.

wat

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is that the one?

twitter.com/06melihgokcek/status/754047220148822016

Woolfe isn't actually going to become UKIP leader is he lads? It's Carswells Civic wet dream become reality.

You don't seem to understand the difference between normal crime and terrorist attacks

Just came in when she said it, no idea if the context was important to that.

I really hope not. I might even vote for Zika Arnott to avoid him winning.

Probably the Turks

Why does everyone hate Barth?

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Who the fuck is Barth? Somebody enlighten me.

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She said no government can be forcible removed, thats all i heard. Wondering if there was context to it or if shes autistic.

Join and start one then, fam.

No.

I just wish it could be Nigel picking a choice himself with no fucking election bullshit. I trust him.

btw stop bullying my stev he's not that bad

He's like 5"6 though

trying to get a payrise lad?

Brit/pol/ seems pretty dead today. And with all these happenings.
Someone recommend me a non-shit film.

Heart String Marionette. I'm sure it's online.

Barry Lyndon

This

You know he's a short arse when the Part JewNig equations isn't even mentioned.

: ^ )

LET ME POST FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

No lad.

Maybe they're having troubles like me. Pic related.

Or the shitposting niggers got to them.

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Be careful what you wish for lad.

Yeah I keep getting that.

Well everyone did say they're skipping tonight till he stopped, i just did chores and saw he was gone when i came back. I;ve been getting that error all week tbh, its just pure luck whether i can post of not, i jsut keep clicking it

IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLES LIKE THIS TRY RESTARTING YOUR BROWSER

Phew, that's a relief then. Glad he's not one of those sane suicidal mass murdering jihadists.
I don't.

I really don't fucking know. Damnit Nuttall, you were supposed to be the chosen one.

I trust our military more than I trust our politicians. At least they would actually get us out of the EU, unlike Theresa Gay.

We've nearly had coups before.

BORIS DID THIS

Makes it sound like some pilots are joyriding jets

ended bad for some other german jew tbh

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I was saying becareful what you wish for as it could be a commie coup. But yeah we need a fucking military coup.

Brillo

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twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754052241183674368

Alleged footage of helicopter opening fire in #Turkey. - @Havrekhshaeta

Turkey's top general 'held hostage' at military HQ: state agency - @AFP

Just think about that for a moment

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I think the Chinese state broadcaster being more reliable says more about the state of the BBC than amateur footage being more reliable.

NO

FUCK NO

THIS ISN'T GOOD

THIS IS PLANNED

THE EU WAS SET TO COLLAPSE

THIS IS THE WAY THEY'LL FLOOD EUROPE WITH TURKS

Scrap that, it's still fucking up.

Our media really are quite shit with things like this. Fucking useless in fact, all they ever do is repeat one little chosen snippet over and over again (if that) whilst newsworthy things are happening all around and are being covered live by the likes of RT.

I've been having it all week too. It's so bloody annoying, shitposting cunts have free reign and I'm effectively banned. And whilst happenings are happening. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It would be fucking hilarious if this coup wins out and Turkey drops out of NATO then allies with Russia.

Jesus Christ.
Thanks for posting my OC I liked that one

Why has the world gone haywire?
Or is it always like this?

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Don't the Turkish military want closer NATO ties though?

pretty fun tbh

Fuck knows, but Turkey have just normalised relations with Russia then this occurs. It's less likely to be pro-Russian than it is to be pro-West. Just indulging in a bit of wishful thinking tbh.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

UKIP is fucking finished

ALL ABOARD THE CORBYN CRUISE

Good joke.

Do you feel in charge?

UKIP is nothing without Farage, and you know it!!!

news.sky.com/story/turkish-military-says-it-has-taken-over-country-10503039

MARTIAL LAW IMPOSED

rip turkroaches.

Labour is nothing without Clement Attlee and you know it!!!

Can you lads give me a hand please?

I'm starting to get rid and I like sucking a boiled sweet as I walk a couple of miles a day. sick to the teeth of polos so I'm ordering some classic sweeties.

Any one got any recommendations? I'm allergic to dairy so have to pass on those but other wise I'm game for anything.

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I'm confused about what's happening in Turkey.
Le habbenin memes aside, is this good? Has the military had enough of the Muslim shit?

My genitals.

twitter.com/CNNTURK_ENG/status/754061104846925824

BREAKING Coup leaders claim that they take over the govt, air the statement on state TV.

Suck your thumb like a baby, you big baby.

pear drops, lad

They want a more secular state, so I would say so.

This coup in Turkey smells like the CIA's shit.

That woman's a Turk?

LET THEM ALL COME, LADS

According to Turkish media, the military statement said the army had taken action to: "reinstall the constitutional order, democracy, human rights and freedoms, to ensure that the rule of law once again reigns in the country, for the law and order to be reinstated."

The military statement went on to say that "all international agreements and commitments will remain. We pledge that good relations with all world countries will continue."

COUP IS THE RESULT OF AMERICAN INTERFERENCE

HAIL ERDOGAN, DEATH TO THE IMPERIALIST DOGS!!!

It's most likely a pro eu/american/israeli coup.

It's nice rhetoric, although Young Turks would improve relations with the EU, allowing for Turkey to join much more easily.

lad…

this will only result in dictatorship unless overthrown

brb going to find some Turkish porn to wank to

Will Russia fund the putsch government in Turkey?

Yeah, more than likely. I'm just praying that is not.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

AND I FEEL FINE

it didnt last time turkey had a coup

3/10 would not bang

Nah it deffo seems like it to me, the military is secular. Plus nobody is losing their minds right now, Turkey has 80 nukes stationed there and the american's aren't losing their minds.

Turkey has had 4 coups since 1951.

ARE NIGE PROVED RIGHT AGAIN

do you think they will still be secular after this one?

I CAN'T BREATH

If it's a coup against Erdogan, it's almost certain that the Militart is far more secular than the government.

breathe

well, it is just like home for him

i dont see why not, they are removing a complete corrupt shitbag

Won't the Turks just continue trying to kill him there?

He's not a very smart man.

twitter.com/CNNTURK_ENG/status/754065399193493504

BREAKING Turkish President Erdoğan blames #Gulenist network & calls on public to go to public squares and airports.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gülen_movement

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opendemocracy.net/osman-softic/what-is-fethullah-gülen’s-real-mission

We have to take in the Turkish refugees, lads.

Lügenpresse

>tfw waiting for willenial moes to get off his sporran clad backside and do a stream about important current events cough NICE cough like his patreon backers pay him to

Im gonna be reduced to watching cantwell at this rate

Only the weeb cosplay girls tbh.

BORIS JOHNSON ON TURKEY: "I prefer duck, personally"

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Excitement is such an understatement

He receives pisspoor shekels compared to other ecelebs. No wonder he lost all his drive and got plump..

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also, he has to constantly live in an antagonistic mindset

must take its toll

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Yeah this has to be a CIA-backed coup.

Wellyeah, what else could it be.

Lads what happening?

Where have you been for the past hour lad?

Military coup d'etat in Turkey. Martial law and curfew decrees in-place. Head general of Turkish government held hostage. Erdogan in a plane trying to get asylum in Germany.

Lads what happening?

apparently some police units think they can take on the military, im guessing the police dont have an airforce

Thinking about Virginia tbh

wew

Kill yourself.

Watching tv with my dad

Who are doing it and why?

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lmao

It's mental, everything is kicking off and who knows what the political landscape will look like when the dust settles. To be a bit kikey whatever happens we should of course seek to capitalise on it for our own interests as a country.
pls let me post

G E E R T

twitter.com/geertwilderspvv/status/754069685566640128

He'll not be laughing that much longer tbh

word is he was a german GILF sugar mama on the go now too. Idle mean porridgewog. Every scotsman iv met has been a misely tightarse who would give the most penny pinching jew a run for their money. Scottish meanness. Woes is scottish mean with his content.

Miserly mean jock depriving me of livestreams. I bet he is tight has fuck with his money too. I bet when he opens his purse all moths fly out.

No one knows who specifically so far. It seems the military has detached itself from the govt but no reports yet of who is leading the coup.

I'm so glad to be living in these times and in a position outside of the groups that will feel the negative consequences

The military are against the Islamist bollocks of Erdogan, they want a secular state.

So nothing confirmed?

Erdogan has stated it is the Gulen Network, which is highly likely. They're more pro-Israel and pro-West than Erdogan tbh.

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outlasts Cameron
outlasts Erdogan
only a few more months and Obongo will be gone too

They also have CIA connections.

9/10 would roach

That means we'll hopefully never see him on TV again.

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So this is a EU/American plan to increase the size of the eu?

Nothing as in there is no official statement nor confirmed sources of who or what is behind the coup.

H A P P E N I N G

Seems like it to me, get rid of the bad man and its all okay, they can join.

What is his Turkey going to be like?

Want to hear something funny lad?

I tracked down my biological father after 27 years, found out I've got another Brother and Sister. At first I was excited, then I looked further and found out they were Scottish.

Looked even further and he's an ardent SNP faggot lover.

Yeah, sometimes blood isn't thicker than water, I decided not to contact him after all.

Better for them, which means worse for the west.

80 MILLION TURKROACHES COMING FOR BRITAIN

Probably good in the long run

100% you regret that lad.

reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-eu-idUSKCN0ZV2NE

"It looks like a relatively well orchestrated coup by a substantial body of the military, not just a few colonels," EU source told Reuters.

"They’ve got control of the airports and are expecting control over the TV station imminently," the source said, shortly before state television TRT broadcast a military declaration of martial law.

Something is watching me through the window again. Window is open. It could kill me any moment.

No lad, I'd rather not have anything to do with him. I have a nice family as it is.

I can't stand SNP and Scotcucks when I have to deal with them in real life, having one related to me is even worse.

It's not like I knew him, so I'm not losing anything.

would tbh

France closed their consulate in Turkey two days ago. It was planned.

thesun.co.uk/news/1452868/man-armed-with-a-machete-interrupts-vigil-for-victims-of-nice/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-FBPAGE-_-TheSun-thesun-_-20160715-_-News-_-518030769

MEMORIAL MACHETE MAHEM Man armed with a knife interrupts vigil for victims of Nice

source?

IT'S A TURK LAD

Ever since I was young I've always imagined Scots having their wallets attached to them through their nerve endings. God bless you Ren and Stimpy.
youtu.be/xNREIiw3dqc?t=6m15s

Feels smug as fuck.

Beta uprising has begun.

MY SIDES
TOP KEK

Yep, definitely a beta uprising.

she goes away*

Wew

Oh it was closed for Bastille day :^)

I really can't stand that mudshit. One day, his lies and his true motivations will be exposed for what they are.

I'm physically bored, right now.
Just don't know what to do with myself.
Everything bores me.
Can't one of you lads just start a fascist party I can make art for?

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twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/754071415612116992

GO ON BORIS MY SON

Same. I just wanted a comfy nigger chimp night.

You sound depressed, I know what the feels like.

Bored of everything, nothing holds my interest, low motivation, not even for vidya.

is he the one who went on that "europe will turn black and brown" tirade on rt ?

As opposed to what?
Mega happenings that make BLM look like a bunch of retarded apes? Well, they always did, but you know what I mean.

I am just overwhelmed, lad

Gunfire at Istanbul airport.

Can hear it on Al Jazeera livestream

lad…….

Coups happened at least a dozen times in Turkey since the 60s

IT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME MAN I CAN'T GET INTO IT NOW

Fucking millenial attention spans smh tbh. Thry really fucked you lot up with the chemicals and whatnot didnt they

Turkroaches in the streets filmed marching with tanks, they have no idea on which side. I'll try to upload a webm of it.

JUST

And that makes it any less eventful, a coup is a coup lad.

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Any mention of tanks opening fire? Seeing stuff mentioned but not sure if it's reliable.

HE'S A DEAD MAN

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FUCK

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twitter.com/HaniaSays/status/754074904610344960

hahaha

How does that video prove anything? The helicopter is 100s of meters away and you can't see what it's firing at at all…

AJ now reporting the AH brassed up the Police HQ.

It doesn't tbh, just me saying if it was true. It'll be people trying to stir up shit, get american involvement or someshit.

Glad she's getting btfo in the comments. That video doesn't show shit. Could be firing at anything.

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Yep, we had this same bollocks with the sniper activity in Kiev which later investigation revealed may have been anti-Yanukovych fighters.

They'll take one million people
But not Erdogan

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Someone give me a good/best stream to watch the Turkey happenings please. News channel, periscope, whatever.

Really makes you think.

Thanks for using my OC lad. Means a lot.

What did he mean by this?

So many happenings in one month

Tbh although I still buy games on occasion, I haven't actually enjoyed one in years.

I want purpose: some outlet for my abundant nervous energy.

I have felt at odds with the prevailing paradigm my entire life. It all seems so life-sapping and sterile - fit only for spiritually moribund zomboids.

My interest in nationalism is as personal as it is philosophical/ideological. There must be many men out there who feel as I do: disgusted by the blandness and inanity of a society of material wealth, but spiritual and intellectual poverty. Men who are sick to death of their names and the names of all of their ancestors being dragged through the mud. Men whose souls reject the bizarre amalgam of guilt and shamelessness, which every institution intends to be their behavioural model for living. Men who are rendered sick by the stench of this glib, fickle, unthinking, perfidious, PR-managed, estrogen-soaked mess that a charlatan might call 'civilization'.

I am convinced that an explosion of the spirit, which made Britian so great to begin with is just around the corner.

Turmoil, I believe, will come as a blessed relief from the ceaseless cheapness and oblivion to which we are so well accustomed.

periscope.tv/P1AYBOY/1BdGYVaoOXoJX

Here's one we can get comfy watching lad.

Never fiveget

Kek'd that you saved that.

The news doesn't excite me.
Brexit made me feel a little bit optimistic for a bit; but that's literally the only political event that has done so in my entire life.
I really don't see how you can find happenings exciting. I view them all as possibly being one step closer to the sort of society I wish to be a part of, and would actually feel a part of, rather than a listlessly horrified bystander.

Cheers lad.

I wonder what Morality Man thinks of the current happening

What is that in the background?
Dresden?

I believe it's Cologne

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Yeah, and it's not fucking funny.

Kek. Great Image tbh.

Mind if I save?

Based Baltic states hold the line

woolfe4leader.co.uk/my-pledges.html

Expected a night of race riots.

Got a coup instead.

2016, has there been a better time for a happening junkie to be alive?

I was right, that's Cologne Cathedral

Go for it lad it's not mine tbh

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These people are in favour of Erdogan right? I can't tell what the fuck is going on.

Shots fired.

Turkroach as apparently fled to Iran and will be going to Qatar.

A fucking Turkish coup, though.
And, yes: I am aware it will send tremors outwards.
Still: it's fucking Turkey.
There are violent coups in brown countries every three years or so.
And they're full of brown people anyway, so I just don't give a shit.

What's he hunting? Cannabis smokers? Skimmed milk drinkers?

yep

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
SEMI-SKIMMED IS WELCOME HERE

As far as I'm aware Erdogan's side is the Islamist side and the coup is being led by secularists so one would assume that the people allahu akbaring are on Erdogan's side

Filtered and reported.

There is literally nothing wrong with semi skimmed milk

Semi-skimmed is shit m8. Full fat all the way.

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I had to, lad. It was too good to be forgotten.

Well if that were fucking true this wouldn't have gotten off the ground would it?

I don't get it.

There's an agenda behind it, we just haven't got the whole picture yet.

Doesn't he want Turkey in the EU?

This could actually fall into a civil war if the airforce and army are on different sides.

Yeah but getting rid of him would make it 100x easier for Turkey to get into the EU, it's not making sense to me, theres something I'm missing.

Its getting interesting, heard on the bbc news that a Airforce Jet shot down a Army helicopter.

BBC are pro statist.

Erdogan and his buddies are pro statist.

It's as simple as that.

The Turkish army is secular.

Why?
I suppose if the people replacing him are more secular, ie less islamomental - then maybe the (((globalists))) are pissed that there'll be a government that clamps down on that shit and keeps the fuckers out of Europe.
I have been convinced for some time that the jews are attempting to manufacture a giant islamic coalition for the west to go to war with.

I know that lad.

Air Force vs army which side is navy?

Well ye, get us to kill all the muzzies for them and create Great Israel.

What the fuck

twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/754087371252101124

These shills on the BBC kek.

Their navy is really, really weak, it doesn't matter which side it's on.

wew

Irrelevant.

Airforce and Army are the only really important branches in a civil war. Navy only really controls who has Istanbul, which the airforce can do as well.

Yeah what is with this, shill after shill, this guy is shutting Erdogan's cock. "THIS COUP IS A VERY VERY SMALL MINORITY, IT WILL FAIL IT WILL FAIL"

Looks like civil war then, who will back the army? If the army has no friends and the airforce have the people and America can they hold out for long?

Noone can be this stupid

Unclear if airforce are pro Erdogan or just a different faction in the coup.

Yeah I was listening to that too, and the bbc just letting him ramble on not doing their job and grill how how he thinks he knows what he knows.

The airforce has shot down an army helicopter apparently

Personally, I think ultimately the plan is for Israel and the jews to be near destroyed. The jews believe that then their messiah will come and something, something light unto the something, something, shekels for all of time. The christian evangelists believe that the second coming of christ will come from among the jews to separate the sheep from the goats (and yes: they do appear to be ULTRA CUCKS).

I've seen reports of it being a police helicopter. Either way, not nescessarily indicating airforce is pro government.

Will Russia march on Turkey?

Nazi Daily Mail at it again.

The organisation allegedly involved in the coup are neo-liberal apparently.

LITERALLY NAZIS

THERE'S ANOTHER HAPPENING LADS
twitter.com/alpahufa/status/754029318964125696

ICELAND'S LARGEST VOLCANO APPEARS TO BE ON THE BRINK OF ERRUPTION

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Lol I keep hearing nice, as in good, friendly in my head…ffs.

I don't think thats a true happening tbh

If it goes, I wonder if flights will be fucked up by the ash cloud again.

By the morning the earth will have exploded at this rate.

Just a couple of quick questions: who is Barth, and why do autists keep posting pictures of him?

FIX THE FUCKING SITE.

But if it does we might be able to reclaim our empire.

So i guess that "day of anger" shit the yanks were hyping up never happened then.

It will kill the travel industry for a year or so

That's an MP.

How, how is it possible.

It is all just a ruse, it truly is. The best people don't become leaders rather merely the most compliant.

kek, we all already knew that. Why am I pointing this out.

He's a cancerous autist that thinks he's funny, but is in fact a bore.

Summer 2016 is really not the time for the site to start playing up again.

As expected tbh

twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754093750964592640

BREAKING: 4 coup-attempting soldiers, including 1 high-ranked, neutralized by police after attempt to take over state TV - @anadoluagency

So where does this leave us with the migrant crisis? With Turkey fucked does it mean the floodgates are opened again?

What a time to be alive

Looks like the coup is failing tbh, probably going to be a bitter slow end tbh.

The coup may not work.

It is the desert, it might be back to normal come morning.

people are saying the coup is failing on twitter.

More migrants, they'd cross turkey and the Turkish would send a swarm of their own.

Thank fuck she's gone.

Source on failing coup

Just some info

I'm not getting anything confirming that it has failed yet. People i.e. media etc. are thinking that due to Obama's support for democratically elect government in Turkey then they secretly think it is going to fail. Which is just speculation. So fuck knows.

It's a case of the media trying to influence events again instead of report on them, which they are supposed to do.

twitter.com/ErickFernandez/status/754094815038636032

twitter.com/illedeturan/status/754084692140367873

KEK

Eh they've withdrawed from the airport, senior officers have been arrested. Attempt to take over some station was ended by police forces. Not sayings its failed, anything can fucking happen here, just expect the best here, hope for the best and expect the worst tbh.

Same, Nice really needs some kind of umlaut in it.

Or the niggers are planning to do it tomorrow so people are less prepared/expected it today. Maybe.

From footage I think the coup isn't going hardcore enough to win but I've never been in one so my views are worth shit.

just don't expect the best*

OTHERWISE HEALTHY FAMILY FIND LIVING MAGGOTS IN THEIR PIE DINNER

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2980944/Father-finds-live-MAGGOTS-2-49-Fray-Bentos-steak-kidney-pie.html

You really showed them tbh

Lad are you dense?

It's hardly a happening

Was probably trying to emulate the thing that gook did, thinking the military wouldn't possible dare run him over.

come on, we are better than this as a people.

If the spirit of Mustafa Kemal Atatürk wins then it will be.

Ataturk ruined everything

This was very distressing for the family in question.

Don't be such a snob.

Rude.

Was he not anti Islam?

You'd have to have expressions like that to eat one of those fucking pies.

She's only 14, you lot are really rude.

What do you mean?

Maybe it is because I am from the south but I could never even tough a tinned pie.

touch*

I don't eat anything from a tin or a can, lads.

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Bloody southern fairies, every. fucking. time.

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I have plenty of tins but they are strictly there in case of a happening on British soil.

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That's hideous.

My Garage has boxes full of supplies tbh, i buy something here and there and its all added up, now i just need to get a gun

I am top smug.

Burger here, that actually looks pretty good. What's it taste like?

Thought you were implying the tinned one was nice lad.

Lad, go to a pub or a delicatessen.

I ask you….

Uncomfirmed bombing near/on Parliament

thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/07/15/turkish-military-attempts-coup-of-erdogan-government.html

The Pentagon thinks the coup was attempted by a fairly small faction of the army, and was amateurishly executed, a senior U.S. military official told The Daily Beast. They expect it will be suppressed fairly quickly, but concede there's still a lot that's unknown about the mutineers. The official spoke anonymously because he was not authorized to speak about the incident publicly.

Tastes like freedom.

Just pies in general lad, pies in general.

A nice homely, pie, made by your Grandmother on the weekend, after a long week, is top comfy.

Good lad.

I think I am good for at least two years with my supplies. Some of my family have literally nothing however so I'd end up sharing.

I'd almost understand normies who are apathetic about what they themselves eat, but would parents want to feed their children nutritional dog food during their pubertal development?

Those children are going to end up manlets and it will be his fault.

I'm torn now: I'm strongly in favour of the army secularists, but I'd love to see Erdogan back in power and Merkel having to explain why she didn't let him land.

I think he'd really open the floodgates.

The dailybeast is a leftwing socialist propaganda piece, pro-Islam.
I'd take what they say with a huge mine of Salt.

Wat, you fuckers can't even use knives without it being taken away as a weapon.

I'm not eating my fucking tinned pie with a spork like a filthy pleb.

But why would*

I quite like the taste of Fray Bentos pies, but I don't eat them because of the preservatives and I don't like to eat stuff from cans.

What's the mad man thinking?

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Lads I'm kind of thinking of the effects of this failing, think about it. He'll gut the military and become even more undemocratic. But probasbly the best thing of all, Merkel will have to explain why she didn't let him land :')

>theres such a thing as "british turkish lawyers association"

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Not over yet, don't sound it out until it's done.

Not saying its failing lad, just implyed it, not over until its over and all.

Bad time tbh

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I want to plow your boipucci.

What does your dad think of you being a tranny?

You have never told us of the relationship you have with your father lad.

Bad times? Because the coup is weakening? Hopefully they will pull through.

Coudln't he have just fucking killed you lad?

Trips demand answer.

things might be heating up

If I was like you my father would have disowned me by now.

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Honestly if Erdogoat revives the Ottoman empire it'll be ideal. If this is CIA backed, like it seems to be and is a failure, then I'm happy. The only problem is that it might be a fake coup to consolidate Erdogoat's grip and further Islamisation.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I will never sleep at a normal hour again.

curse you fire monkey, you slanty eyed simian prick

get out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How does him jumping in an aircraft and trying to escape benefit his image? Surely he just looks like a coward now? Shouldn’t a leader be willing to die defending his own clay?

When Im talking about Erdogoat's Islamisation, I mean some sort of Wahhabism which would be fucking dangerous.

All these faggots giving (you)s to the tranny.

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You're right, it doesn't. And yes they should. However, if he purges the elements, then that may consolidate his power.

Of course, the old zodiac was created before they got cursed (by whatever God who took objection to them tbh) and became soulless ant people.

I suppose you are right, all elements prone to descent could be purged via this attempted coup.

Turkey is fucked. It needs to be written off, the cancer is to far advanced by the looks of things.

Seeing yourself up for a fall, lad.

He introduces me to everyone as his daughter, but I don't understand how advertising works.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I think a civil war is what's best for us, mainland Europe has even more migrants making it more anti-EU. While nationalism rises because of the immigration.

Hell is forever!

I would love to see that, I bet he dies a little inside when he does. Not the mention the bemused looks on faces when you open your mouth and a lads voice comes out, not to mention you don't look or act like a grill at all.

There's a helicopter flying overhead.

Yuck.

If he establishes an anti-Wahhabi caliphate that is potentially a good thing. If they blow the Saudis out that is.

wew, I’m not sure if I am pleased for you or upset for your father. Upset I think honestly.

War is essential for us. It can’t come soon enough. I know I could die it in but I am not selfish enough to cloud my honesty on the matter.

mobile.twitter.com/MrHavenlad/status/754088298314891268
Democracy was a mistake

Can you do a vocaroo so we know what your voice sounds like?

WHICH HOLE?
H
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C
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H
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The coup is the fault of Brexit

twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/754087371252101124

Same here lad, maybe we'll fight together.

Remember to start sharpening your spoons lad, even do it without a license

Parliament building 'hit by bomb

Keep that 8 of diamonds handy, lad.

Europeans wont lose this one, our love for race and tradition will vaporize any Islamic or cuck drone in their steps.

Victory in battle is I’d wager a flavor that will electrify us in a way we have been unknowingly yearning for our whole lives.

dont joke lad

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Turkish one lad

battlefield 1 reference

poal.me/mlacsi
Important poll

Checking to see if my ban for pasta posting is gone.

youtube.com/watch?v=DP7JLKqB2yY

Turkroach parliament being bombed apparently.

twitter.com/WilliamsJon/status/754110082506457088

Istanbul Police Chief says only 104 soldiers involved in #TurkeyCoup. Leader named as Col Muharrem Kose, recently dismissed as Gulen member.

How do i make another answer, i have a good one.

I really want to screw ttpw. He's so beautiful. I need him.

Actually, it was FEMALE SUFFRAGE that was the mistake. Athens was the greatest state every conceived by men, and worked well because women were the PROPERTY of men.

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Someone add "who him?…… not mine". tbh

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I say we abolish our Monarchy, and join with France to create a new country. Not a Union, a completely new country with a government on one of the Channel Islands. We'd be a force to be reckoned with and our languages and culture would mix easily (they already have to an extent).

If it's only 100 men what the fuck were they thinking?

LADS THEY HAVE CNN

GUN SHOTS ON STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ

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facebook.com/muslu.apo.5/videos/10206802027074835/

holy wew

Heard 2 gunshots then loads of women screaming, thought i'd link it now its heating up.

Lads lets be honest here, this is a coup supported by the Russians.

If it fails expect a regional war between the roaches and Russia, dragging NATO into it, thus ending the world.

Screen cap this post

The real question is this: Are you the direct descendant of any war veterans? Only then does the blood memory of the apocalypse live on within you.

Yeah nah shill, its a pro american coup.

Why would the Americans coup a country which has the US' cock down its throat

Holy shit, i don't know if it's really a jet shooting or Helicopter but this is good shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=fVv77SnliBE

Erdogan was a wild card as everyone knows.

Why is Obama and John Kerry supporting Erdogan you fucking retard?

No, this is a secularist pro-neo-liberal coup with an organisation that has backing and cooperation with the CIA for years. I wish.

If the coup fails, this will drive the Turks into the arms of Russia tbh.

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Every one of the men in my family went to war in both WW1 and WW2 for better or worse. Family tree work also links member’s men in my families to wars all over Europe for hundreds of years. I have a direct relative who also started a war. War is my destiny.

According to BBC:
Coup attempt defeated - Turkish intelligence agency
Posted at 02:01

A spokesman for Turkey's national intelligence agency, MIT, says the coup attempt has been defeated but that there are some pockets of resistance.

"People are marching on these groups. All people who have taken part in this attempt will stand trial for treason. There is no problem for the time being," Nuh Yilmaz is quoted as saying by the Hurriyet website.

Well, there you go…

If your grandfathers and great-grandfathers served, then it is quite possibly your destiny.

GONNA NEED A NEW THREAD LADS

Why did only a few soliders standing up by themselves?

War is natural, any anthropologist will agree.

At this point denying the European peoples a war is in itself an act of war.

It is our shared destiny as is victory.

I hope this is good news and it fucks off the US and the Saudis.

Owen is getting sick of the current year lads.

Hope can this be good news?