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Dumping some straight porn before the inevitable traps / futa

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NO NO NO NO
THIS IS A REMOVE ID THREAD NOW YOU GAY FAGGOTS

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Starting the day off with porn I see. Hello Cherry~
And whoever else is lurking.

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yeah its just me on my solo crusade . I know none of you faggots will support the cause of remove id since you namefag all the time anyway.

also because you fags are gay

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yep, just look at me namefag

how about you masturbate to real girls you gay tripfag

3DPD a shit

Mhmm, so I see.

…he hasn't done either of those…

lol IDs

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no one gives a fuck about you retard. I am talking about all the namefags here.

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what's your reddit, only a redditor would like IDs

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you were implying I was part of the namefag and tripfag group

What's reddit?

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ID

I keep getting "flood detected" when I'm not

is the delay between each post longer now?

Hide IDs

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Just trying to have a good time user.

Hmm, I don't know user, let me try.

it is the remove Id poster
when one thread has two anons trying to post a lot in it.
Holla Forums gets fucked up

Seems to be working just fine.>8

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remove the ids
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flood detected due to flaws with the id system

your time will come gay fags beware. But the matter of remove id comes first.

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I see, thank you.

hey guess what faggot - remove ids!

u mad? xD

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R e m o v e t h e m

I don't even understand or care

aww you gay fags never fail to disgust me

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At least i'm not a virgin, stay salty you beta bitch.

Its a fucking comic, not that you know the difference.

Anyway neet user. Hello. Did you just come to dump, or also for some love?

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Yeah here add me on skype: REMOVE IDS

just killing time, dumping random unsorted while coming down from speed

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oh your greentext sure got to me.

Why don't you keep calm and hide I.Ds since you can't think for yourself.

Keep baaing like a sheep about the fucking I.Ds.

remove yourself from life and ids

lol at all of you

Oh boy. One other user (well namefag) has been off speed for about a month now.
Pretty decent taste btw.

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remove

you tried to use virgin as an insult, that means you place value on 3DPD
so, in the trash you go

yeah it did get you since your bitch ass responded.
I want it removed from the board not only for myself but what else can i expect from an autistic furry.

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u get no pussy or ass fagboi

u posted furry

if it is 3DPD ass or pussy, then I don't care

lol dude ur gay

don't want 3DPD dick either

good thing u won't reproduce

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I don't get why it's got to be mutally exclusive. Like some days I fap to 3D, others 2D

yeah man like why does sucking a dude off have to be gay? like some days I really just wanna suck some dick and others I just really wanna fuck some hot broad, it doesn't make me gay!

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I don't really care if you jerk off to 3D. I do care when you use it as a measuring stick.

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too high to know if you're trolling, but whatever makes you cum is fine

yeah man as long as I cum after raping that little 8 year-old girl it's okay

bisexual, retard.

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pedoshit

hello

I predicted you'd make some extreme extrapolation of what I said but I was expecting a bestiality comparison tbh

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I am not even bothering to justify liking loli on an imageboard

if this is my dream world, then were the fuck us my waifu?

still in your dreams because she will never exist

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;_;

reminds me of a fatboy slim album cover

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we love you, and you are all amazing people, but we need to get this id shit removed, any help would be appreciated.

have a great day anons.

I'm wid u Holla Forumsrah

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you need to get more browsers faggot
and you care too fucking much about trying to sway board opinion about things, maybe you should just go and stay gone

Any1 Lurking Around?
I just woke up from the cosiest 12 hour sleep.

yeah, just got done talking with my mother about feminism

Hello. I be around.
Nice to hear you had great sleep :3 Although… I guess you don't have classes today?

Aha, hello straight-shota-monster-woman-user.

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Is you mom into feminism? My dad caught my mom at a young age so that 3rd wave feminism stuff never got to take hold in her head.

I do have classes today… In the evening 😩

Aha, hey thanks, cute!
How did the conversation go?

Aw jeez. Poor boy. How late in the evening? o:

nah, she is neutral about most things, tho she does hold left ideas, 3DPD have the right to vote, without having in responsibility with it but she isn't passionate about any of them.

just told her that about the waves of feminism, and about how I think feminism will lead to equality between the sexes, but not in the way they want or are trying for.

Hmm, I see. What way do you think it'll lead to it?
Oh that pic reminded me, I bet you'd like ol' Sarrah Kerrigan,

from 17:30-21:00, I don't like those times. it's right around dinner time and my daily coffee time with the fam.

Ha ha, my moms political few is mainly just parroting my dad. And she usually just votes on a woman from the party my dad votes on. Although next election she's voting for some cuteboy he looks cute but his political views are totally opposite to mine

Aw man… that's terrible. I think you might be only the second person I have ever talked to who had classes this late.
Coffee time with the family ah? Nice, it's like a small ritual for you? I'm having a mug myself right now.

It has to do with the fact that I'm redoing the minor and I got thrown in with all the others who still need their grades for these subjects. But most only need to redo one or two subjects I need to do the entire minor again. being depressed is bad for motivation tbh
We like to share 1 or 2 cups of coffee, watch the news together and have some small talk. Most of the time accompanied with delicious cookies.

yeah feminism could ban the development of these technologies, but feminism is pretty stupid itself, and is only able to focus on existing things.

mother doesn't vote

Hmmm, I see. The minor being the whole study programme? Ah I guess it is. I know that feel user-kun.
Aha, that sounds lovely. We usually only have coffee in the morning (me and mum). Then at some point in the afternoon. It's not quite the same though. Someone just makes the coffee for everyone and brings it to them, but we don't usually drink it together.

Stop looking in the urban areas. I have some family in more rural areas and most of the girls there just want a hubby to have children with and provide for them.
In our system if you are eligible to vote but don't your vote will still be cast by some 3rd party, idk how that exactly works but it's stupid.

The whole study takes 4 years to complete without hick-ups and a minor is a half year program you can choose. It's kind off a way to specialise yourself. And in the afternoon I sometimes casually drink coffee with my mom but we mainly do our own things and don't talk to much then.

I don't want a family, I do want a sexbot that is out of the uncanny valley

we're in the US, so it isn't like voting matters.

(sorry was busy a bit)
Aha, I see. Idk if this third wave will become popular. I mean, I guess to a great extent it has already become in the US, but I wonder just how extreme things will get here. The little country of mine maybe could use a bit of feminist thinking, it seems to me like women are expected to take care of too much (work, childrearing, cooking, cleaning the house). But things aren't that bad all things considered, I guess.
Hah, you don't sound as negative about it as I expected. Most anons around here would say on the non-existent things, and on the things of the past.

Ohhh, I see. So by the minor, you are talking about the semester, really, mm?
Yeah that's pretty much my whole family life tbh.

Me personally, I'm not as worried about feminism anymore since we have the God Emperor with his evangelical disciple running things now even though I live in one of the most socially regressive shitholes in the union

don't get me wrong, I am not giving credence to anything they bitch about, but generally it does exist. They just aren't issues, and they are definitely not part of some conspiracy against 3DPD, like men-spreading and the wage gap

Where's that? Cali?

I said one of the most, not THE most.

Is that real?

You probably should be worried about other things though. Scratch that, the whole world should. Will you be up for that gamebook?

I think we are on a very similar page my dude.

I guess it's a semester yhea, but the subjects within a semester are a minor.
I don't interact a lot with the fam tbh. I mainly just sit in my room minding my own business. But we have a good relationship with each other which is nice. Even though me and my parents differ a lot in political views we can always discuss those things in a civil manner. Unless an acquittance who I know. He never talks to his dad any more because their political views are completely opposite.

the only thing that can bring tension between me and my father. I think he over reacts and he thinks I trivialise.

Kek be kind.

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Mhmm, that's fair.
Ah, I see. Sounds similar… though I rarely talk about political stuff… well… I guess except for when we kinda agree on something.

Hello user. Cherry will love you for #1 and #5~

gunna have to reroll.

Yeah, it's totally real. Trump is a weeaboo with a waifu and pillows and statuettes and everything.

The whole world minus our bros in Russia needs to be worried about US, we don't need to worry about a thing. And not right now, but if you're still here when it's the evening for me then I'll be up for it.

My parents are anti-Trump. My dad is very quiet about politics so it's hard to tell, but I've seen enought o know that's he's not a true believer.

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I can have the deepest philosophical conversations with my dad and actual have a good discussion. 'He's on the same level of intelligence as me. My mom on the other hand… I intellectually destroy her and then she gets confused because she doesn't really agree with me but can't give solid counter points.
I'll be preparing to leave for classes now. Don't get to lewd while I'm gone 😘

red hair best hair

This is also my fetish.

Why you making me leave for school all horny D:

cuz I am dick

That's it for my small collection of redloli

Then verily I say unto you, you are already lost.
Hmm, that would be like what, ten hours? That'd be 2am for me, idk that I can manage.

Hmm, I see. I guess in our family, mum is the smarter one. Kind of harst to think that way but there it is.
No worries hun, I'll wait 4 u~

Aha, I meant the feet bud. Though incidentally, you are correct!

You fit in here perfectly user~

Aha, sweet. Hmm, do you have a seperate folder for red hair or did you just manually pick & post?

Do you remember the first time you came inside your kid sister? Or is it just one big blur, now?

I have been here since then that 2nd thread, you nigger

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Well my memory is pretty bad tbh.

I know you were.

ahh, the feet aren't my thing, but it seems i've provided ample material in that regard.

manual. have a folder that is understocked

I'm not lost, I'm won. I don't know how good your English is, but over here lost means that we didn't win, and we definitely won.
Well, it's 11 AM for me now, and I'd say that about 6 PM would be a good time, so seven hours.

This nigga knows

Rolled 6, 6, 2, 6 = 20 (4d6)
Hmm, a red-haired folder you mean?

Well, I am pretty sure Trump won and everyone else lost. Let's see if time will prove people wrong.
Oh, that'd be my midnight. Yeah might give it a shot. The way I do it is roll actual dice and just tell the results, but I guess Holla Forums supports rolling. I just don't know how it displays it. Let's see.

By "everyone else" you mean you guys because you're not in America. :^)
8chans dice rolling system might work, depending on how your gamebook works. If we need different kinds of dice, then it'd be terribly inefficient. Just let me know if I need a d20, because for some reason I keep losing mine and I'd need to pick one up.

Rolled 6, 1, 3, 2 = 12 (4d6)
Nope. I don't think he feels indebted to anyone except for probably a few political allies. For the rest, it's bend over and enjoy the dick.
Well, it uses 2d6 + skill versus the same on the opponent side, or sometimes just 2d6, so that works; only problem is that way we might have to only go one turn at a time (technically speaking you can make some decisions within combat so 1 turn per post would be ideal, but lots of the time I think we could skip that). I think rolling 4d6, with first two being yours and the other two your opponent's, would work okay.

My loli folder in general. I don't have a folder specifically for redlolis.

Also why did it roll again when I erased the dice….

Ahh, fair enough. It sounded to me like you said you picked them one by one because the folder was too small for a dump.

You've been reading too much of your fake European news, so far he's been keeping up with all of his promises and he's appointing some very good people as we speak.
Alright, as long as it works. Will this be the kind of thing where I'll need to have shit like stats or a character sheet written down?

Back
Hello to those I haven't seen before~

Also I pretty much agree with the raging fags from earlier
The ID must be removed, it's really annoying

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Heh, if you think so. But we'll see. Economy, education, foreign policy / war on terror, safety. Let's see how he does. I leave out ecology/environment, because it would be a miracle if he had been positive overall in that regard.
Yeah. But I can keep track of it for you in the posts if you want. That's how I have been doing it so far. You just have hit points, skill and luck in terms of stats. Then gold and food. Then whatver items you collect.

Hello bb :3

So far I'm liking what I'm seeing. I don't know about you though, it sounds like you have some very different political views.
Alright, I can easily keep track of that in a text document or something. In fact, let's do a little rundown on the rules so I know what I'm walking into beforehand.

yeah, like i said, in dire need of stocking up. if any user feels like dumping his loli folder i'd love him 5eva

Hello again

Also you guys are talking about Trump right ?

Well I do I suppose.
Hmm, I haven't taken a screencap of the rules, blimey.
But basically.
You roll 2d6 + 12 for stamina (hit points).
You roll 1d6 + 6 for luck.
You roll 1d6 + 4 for skill if you choose to be a wizard, or 1d6+6 if you choose to be a warrior. Wizard gets to cast spells, which cost 1, 2 or 4 stamina. If they cost 4, you don't need anything more to cast them. If they cost 1 or 2, you usuallly need some instrument or ingredient (which may or may not be used up in the process). You can only cast spells the game offers you to cast in a situation, problem is the game also offers you to cast non-existent spells and then punishes you for trying to. The idea is you learn them beforehand and then don't look at the spellbook during your adventure (because you cannot risk taking it with you and losing it). But the scan that I have doesn't have the spellbook in it at all. So you cannot learn the spells. So what I did instead is I crossed all the bad options and labeled the normal options.

Yeah fam, you should totally join in.

Good God, this really is D&D lite. I think I can keep up with all of that though.

I'll take a look for some redhead lolis for you bby, just give me half an hour or so, mm?

How were the classes? ^.^
Yeah we are.

(cont)
As regards attributes. The rolls I mentioned above determine your maximum, which changes only rarely.
Stamina is your health; Stamina of 0 = you're dead. You also cast spells for it; it is replenished by eating and sleeping; conversly, if you don't eat or sleep, you take stamina damage. So obtaining food and shelter is doubly important.
Luck you use for the most part only when asked to. You roll 2d6 and if you roll the same as you current luck or less, you succeed in trying your luck. Regardless, your luck then drops by 1. You only replenish luck when you make some lucky choice and gain something valuable or dodge a bullet.
Skill is general physical prowess. Used mostly in combat but sometimes outside of it as well. In a fight, you roll 2d6 + skill, opponent does the same, who rolls more hits the other one for 2 stamina. To make things faster, what I did is roll 1d6 for damage instead, if that'd be okay with you (monsters usually have between 5 and 12 stamina so that might mean 6 hits before they go down). You can also try your luck after a hit to increase the damage you deal or reduce how much you take.

thanks, love.

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Alright, this is actually pretty straightforward. I should be able to keep up. How long does one of these games take?

no. **The only thing IDs bring are Thread-specific personal accountability. If you can't stand being unable to samefag, kill yourself. IDs help maintain intellectual honesty without namefagging or circlejerking.

Stop making these threads

You're welcome user~ Pleasing anons' cocks is my favourite pastime.

Good :3 Well, I don't remember actually. Maybe an hour or so, in the thread? Maybe slightly more. First attempts tend to end earlier. The game contains a decent amount of make-a-wrong-choice-and-die options, so, that cuts the game short from time to time.

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Oh, that's not nearly as long as I thought. I imgained this being a campaign of at least a few hours

Well I sure don't know a lot about him (except for the meme part ofc) and I don't really know about his policy either…

But I like the fact that he is a symbol, he is message to all the libtards and weaklings (aka politics) of the world

We, the people, have had enough of your bullshit !

Classes were fine thank you
How about you ?
Had a good day ? Felling better ?

It was meant to be.

Hmm, well maybe, I don't remember how long it took us when we palyed it in a thread, as I said. I think people tried beating it like 4 times but unfortunately always failed. Got very close to the end though.
It's a shame though that I don't have the other parts. This particular gamebook is the first from a series of four, where you get to keep your character in between the games and continue the journey.
Although the third one can get frustrating as fuck.

Aha, goody.
Yeah, I am better. Well, the cough has stayed the same I guess, but temperature dropped to the normal. Had 36°C last time I measured.

I know his policies fairly well. I have to, being an American supporter, since everything the president does affects us before anyone else. But his symbolism, what he represents, is arguably his strongest trait.

Fair enough. I'll have plenty of time after dinner. I would do it sooner, but sometimes I like to go out in the day if I remember that I wanted to do something.

Thus far it appears he's going to be trying to do all the things he said he'd do asap.

Good:3

Yeah it'd be great if European leaders stopped sucking on Jamal's dick (because muh raycism n intolereunce), and started listening to THEIR people's complaint….. Bunch of assbags

Wow Satan, I never knew you had it in you to be the voice of the people.
Europe has it pretty bad, but if Marine Le Pen gets in then France has a good chance I'd say.

Aha, alrighty.

Including draining the swamp?
Secretary of State: CEO of ExxonMobil
(originally proposed) Secretary of Treasury: Steve Mnuchin, former partner of Goldman Sachs and hedge fund manager

Indeed. Satan! Get behind me.

Holding out for it here, give me your best! this load has been waiting for a week, here.

They're so high on morals they forgot all about respect. They love to talk about moral obligations all the time. It's amoral to tell people not to suck dick, it's amoral not to let people into your country, it's amoral to be a patriot, it's amoral to be a patriots fan.

But oh, it's perfectly fine to excuse Ahmed during his sexual emergencies and wipe his ass with the holy bible. We'll give him a pass because he didn't read the law of the land before coming here.

Oh my, a whole week?! I meant to download new stuff first but that won't do. Let me administer some attention to you right away hun.

Does this surprise you ?
Nowadays, if you're white and you say you love your people, you are literally Hitler or a monster send by the Devil himself…

Yeah if Le Pen win I'll strongly consider moving back to my native land

It could be really painful you know~

As long as Soros's influence is crippled, yes. I feel like he's going in order of the promises he made first. The Dems are deliberately blocking everything they can to try to make him look like a bad president, seeing how he's not an insider is going to make draining the swamp a lot harder for him.

Fourth one is lovely. no need to stick to red-heads only, just keep the quality cuming

Yeah…
You summed up pretty much everything there is to know about the current situation
That's just sad…

On another note, how are you? We just kinda went right to business there.

Kek, you got a point there.
You're French? That's pretty neat fam. Where do you live now?

We need to start asking people if they love apple pie again.

Oh my. I don't like pain o: Are you secretly referring to plunging a syringe into my butt?

Well fair enough, but how is that relevant? The first promise should have been to drain the swamp, not to appoint sell out corporate swines.
I don't think he's a virtuous person. I think he just has a good knack for telling people what they want to hear.

Alrighty~
Damnit I have tried to post stuff but kept getting an error or something, sorry for being slow.

Ah, my sickness has been getting better, so I am rather enjoying the sick leave, really.

You REALLY need to stop reading whatever news you're keeping up with.

I was born in Brittany, a beautiful piece of Celtic world, lost in the middle of a shit ocean (Europe right now). And I've spent part of my childhood there.
But I've lived most of my life here, in Switzerland

That's nice. When are you expected back?

I was born in Brittany, a beautiful piece of Celtic world, lost in the middle of a shit ocean (Europe right now). And I've spent part of my childhood there.
But I've lived most of my life here, in Switzerland

slower you go, the slower i do. At your pace, babe.

Well, you know, if you ask Satan to gets behind you~
Anal pain is to be expected

Damn, that must be nice. I've heard that it's a pretty hard country to get in to. On a slightly related note, I have an old army jacket from Switzerland.

Former investment banker at Goldman Sachs?

Well, going for a check-up next monday.

Drain the swamp was a late campaign promise. He opened two years ago with the wall, deportations, and bombing the hell out of ISIS.
It's been about a month, and he's starting on wall construction, extreme vetting of forgein nationals, and Mad Dog's been bombing the shit out of ISIS with little interference from the administration.

He's basically a 1980s democrat tbh.

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Need to walk the dog. I'¨ll get back to y'all when I get back.

I'm sorry user, I need to disappear for about 20, 25 minutes ;~;
Will you hold on for that time? I'm sorry.

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When you get into money management it's hard to find someone totally innocent, so who better to manage the treasury than someone with an advanced understanding of how money works in this country?
The really important positions are, like I said before, being filled with all around good people like Bannon.

That's okay, i'll be here saving myself for you

Idubbbz why the hell are you advertising in Holla Forums, of all places?

Easy to understand when you see the neighbors…

Forgot to quote

you must be the newest newfag out there. His shit gets posted here since ages

Very true. They also have the advantage of not being in the EU. In fact, correct me if I'm wrong, I think they've stayed pretty much conflict-free for the last two or three hundred years. It's kind of amazing.

I've had a bit of a hiatus from Holla Forums. seems i've missed a bit.

Why has nobody tried to kill Soros yet?

Aha, oh my oh my~ ♥
Pray tell me, what will be the cause of this pain though? o:

An important one though. I think it was Clan-Chan who said he was an American so his vote didn't matter.
Regarding the other stuff you mentioned, we'll see how well he does it.

Hmm, that's fair I guess.
Well, all around goodness of Bannon might be where my being different politically comes in. Might.

Aw, thanks! I'm back hun, let's get you properly excited down there!~

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ily! should i start with the lube, or am i waiting for your command?

Because he has high security, and stays around allies. He wouldn't want to be caught within a mile of people like us.

I guess so. From what I've seen of you so far, Bannon might not be your kind of guy. On a somewhat unrelated topic, how do you feel about Russia? I want to hear how someone from saudi arabia 2 - this time it's personal views the other superpower.

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Does he have a fucking Tank following him around?

image didn't want to load for some reason. Ah well, you've got me off to a good start :P

I wouldn't have thought so. Like I said, he pretty much stays around people who like him, so a healthy helping of bodyguards is enough.
Does he really have a million dollar bounty?

>someone from saudi arabia 2 - this time it's persona
Someone from the what?
I'm scared of Pooty Poo. I'm scared that he maybe doesn't mind assassinating political opponents (assuming it's true). I think Crimea was a dick move. And I think Russians are complete dicks when it comes to homosexuality, just like lots of Slavs are.

Oh, I wonder. Let me think!

Glad you like it hun~
Now I think it depends on how much time you have.
Also, what else would you like me to post, potentially?

Yeah, Russia issued an international arrest warrant a while ago.

Have you seen his approval rating? He doesn't need to kill anybody, and all of the accusations that he does are unfounded anyway. Crimea was just one of the many Ukraine territorries that hate Ukraine, and a huge amount of the Crimean people wanted to be Russia anyway, hence the civil war and annexation. As for the homosexual thing, well, I pretty much agree with them anyway so I don't have much to say there.

Yeah that's about right
I'm not a huge fan of history myself but from what I know they always wanted to remain neutral (which is a bit cowardly in my opinion)
But hey, apparently it was the good strategy, they've got plenty of money, no terrorism and most importantly : they're out of the EU

Oh wow. Is that an alive or dead bounty, or do they want him alive?

I have at least an hour, if i can hold that long!
Prefer loli, bestiality (not irl), will do futa on female, like 3d (2d 3d, not 3dpd) but of course, it's your call.
I won't release until you let me

The Devil's got 3 long horns :p

It seems to work for them anyway. They have pretty much the same borders since they were founded. Of course, they aren't totally neutral. In WWII they were Germany's little buddy, and they've always had leanings before and after one way or another.

No. Should I care though?
I know they did.
Hm. I hope you don't really.

Aha, I see. Oh my, what a lewd boy~ Well, let's take out that lube then, but go very slowly, mmm?

yes, Mistress!

The charges are economic terrorism and having his hands in all the pies.

Given his age, his next of kin is the bigger issue.

I'd say alive but they'd be happy to see him dead along with his successor.

I knew there was a catch ;~;
Maybe he could use the tail instead?

Good~ Stimulate it slowly, don't get too excited yet. Just keep it up.
(I'm not actually a Mistress, you know that right?)

Y-yes mistress!
let's not ruin the fun

Right now his approval rating is somewhere around 85%, which is HUGE. Pretty much everybody in Russia likes him.
I really do, I'm not going to lie. I'm not a fan of gays. I don't indiscriminately hate all of them. Say, if I met one that was based then I wouldn't make a huge stink about it. That being said, I am generally opposed.

Well, I'll remember that on the astronomically small chance I get some alone time with him.

Good boy. Hmm, lots of anons enjoy feet, do you? Like the idea of a dominant girl putting her toes into your mouth?
Aha, alrighty.

I far prefer what lies between them, in honesty. But you're the boss here, madam :_;7

Well that alone doesn't say that much. You have to look into what kind of grip he has on the media, and equally importantly, just what is the Russian public like anyway. For all I know, Erdoğan also has great approval rating. Doesn't mean I like him, mm?
Hm, I see. Shame.
(ummm, also you didn't explain the Saudi Arabia 2 thing )

Well, mistress has to have her fun. If you're good, you'll be allowed to lick your way upwards, the whole way along the ankles, calves and thighs, mmm?

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Yes, Mistress! my fap is your command!

Mmm, good. You can stroke it a bit harder while you get up to the ankle. Don't get close to cumming though, there's still time for that.

I've just got to put my 12-yo daughter on the pill, sooner rather than later… when she models those fucking micro-bikinis of hers for me, it's all I can do not to…

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I think, don't quite me on this because my memory isn't great, but I think the approval rating thing has some involvement with the UN, who aren't really fans of him to begin with. Plus it's pretty hard to fake an approval rating when too many people hate the leader.
Well, to me it's a shame that the alphabet soup fags have whined their way into having the power they have now. Thankfully, Trump and Pence are looking to reverse that.
I was referring to the fact that western and central Europe are importing millions of violent terrorists and are rapidly becoming even worse than the land that these people hail from.

Thank-you, Mistress!
that second picture is really working magic, i suppose mother torture is a hidden fetish of mine

Whee classes were over early.
I hope I didn't miss to much lewdness

It's the only reponsible thing to do mate. Certainly can't ruin the experience by wearing a rubber, mm?

Nice. Keep at it. The ankle is all slippery now. Massage the the calf genly and move up.
Oh boy. Didn't expect that.

>>>/erp/

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Well idk. He certainly does have the means to influence public opinion imo. And again, the people doing the voting matter. If they're easy to fool, or assholes, then the massive concsensus doesn't mean I'd share the opinion.
Idk who those are (alphabet soup fags).
Well we're importing very few so I haven't been touched by that personally yet.

Hello you. You just got into the middle of it in fact!

Your calf is so supple, your skin smooth as silk. whod've thought, lube makes for amazing massages. may i move on to your ample thighs, mistress?

Having politics debate and lewd talks in the same thread. How does that even work :O
They look so passionate into each others eyes hnggg

Yes. But You will stay there for a longer time, working on the inner thighs.

Not great.
Aha, I haven't even noticed X3

People being influenced into voting one way or another is just how a republic works. It's how people become popular and win, by influencing people to think that they're the best choice. Plus just because most of your nation thinks one way certainly doesn't mean that another nation just a few hundred miles away will think similarly. In fact, that's one major thing that the US and Russia have in common, we both have a bunch of neighbors that don't really like us, but they can't do shit about it because we're basically omnipotent at this point.
I'm talking about the lgbtqrstuv123 or whatever they call it this week.
Don't worry, as Germany's progressive little buddy and an EU member they'll make sure to fix that right quick.

With meme magic my friend

Don't fuck with meme magic if you can't handle its powers. Also the whole idea of democracy and voting rulers to represent what you want seems kind of stupid. The majority of the people are stupid and and are like little children. The government should act like parents maybr your child would like to eat candy all the time but if you don't force him to eat his veggies he gets obese.

I grasp your thigh tightly, my hands never leaving the Mistress' skin. Inch by inch, i work my way towards the inside of your voluptuous thigh

STOP MASTURBATING TO ANIME

I like that video

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Are you actually Chinese?
Also, a republic and a democracy are two different things.

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Well that's not what I meant. I meant lying. I meant manipulating how media portrays him (I meant's never going to be objective, sure, but there's better and worse ways), and so on.
Hmm, I see.
We'll see.

I feel your pain Wired-kun.

Don't get too high up user. The thighs are very erogenous so as I said, you'll be warming them up for quite some time. I want you to edge while doing it, in fact.

Removing IDs and force user sound like a good idea tbh

I found more

As i get closer, deeper, Right up to the edge, i hear a faint whimper from you. you know i've heard a sign of weakness, and are eager to correct the situation.

Most of the lies I see about him are from OUR dinosaur media. When most other nations paint him to be the devil, it's easy to assume that his popularity is from devious means.

If you like those type of animations you should check out studio flow

I'm liberal minded. I actually think a government should just have a few core functionalities. Like infrastructure, protecting the environment and stopping monopolies from forming. Also keeping our neighbours happy so they don't want to invade us. The rest of that shit can be done by private corporations or or by a collective of people.

Mouse-kun… my memory of last night is kind of hazy. did I confess my love to you and did you turn me down

Nnnh, bad boy. I press my other thigh onto your head and keep you deadlocked.
Keep stroking. I want you to edge like I told you to, then stop for a second. Okay?

pretty much the only producer i know of that does femdom, makes me sad.

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That may be. It depends on if the interests of the other nations' media lie in painting him like an asshole or not. I don't know that they do.

You kind of did, yes…. butterflies in your stomach and possibly developping a crush on me. … and I did. By saying these things don't work out over the internet…. plus, you don't really know anything about me my dear, and neither do I about you.

Yes, Mistress!
With your thighs clasping me tightly, enough to lose a little breath, i start playing with my cock, taking myself to the breach before stopping abruptly, gasping for air

The government should worry far more about keeping their people happy instead of their neighbors, something that many people overlook today. Also, having a military to keep the nation safe is essential for every nation.

They certainly do, most of the mainstream media here still hates him and thinks he hacked six million votes into the election or some shit. In reality they're just upset that their pet candidate didn't win.

conan exile has running naked women that you can be and or hit with a special club to enthrall. Women will finally find you enthralling.

mislinked.

Good. Do you have a lot of time left or not really?
If you do, I'd like you to tug your balls and cock up and press your thighs together, and let your balls and cock sort of rest on top of them.

Well that latter part may be true, but that has nothing to do with how he has been represented all over Europe (and Murrica) for the past howevermany years.

I know you're lewd
I know you're cute
I know you're kind
I know you're caring
And you own a cute doggo
You just say that because you don't want to hurt my feelings >tfw even cute anons don;t want you

I don't think it's the governments responsibility to keep their people happy. They should create an environment where people can make themself happy. By doing stuff like I said Keeping other nations on friendly terms certenly helps with that.

what do you know about me?

I did say I overdo it with the cuteness here, that I don't act cute IRL… but okay, I guess I could try to act that way at least with a bf.
Idk if I am kind and caring IRL.
>You just say that because you don't want to hurt my feelings
Well, I don't want to hurtt you, that's true. But it's something I really believe. If you lived nearby, I'd definitely want to try being your friend and seeing one another, and seeing where things would go from there. But online relationships are hard…. and my degree is in English, that's useless abroad.

i'm almost out of time, but i am obliged to fulfill your wish.

Another thing to consider is tha Russia is allied with nations that we (read: Isreal) don't like, including Iran. Not to mention that most nations are still salty about the USSR and think that somehow they're still an underground force in play.

What I meant by that is that the government should be worried about only implementing laws and policies that people are happy with, and not doing what the Americas and Europe have been doing for years. But I'm still firm about not being worried about international relations to that extent. Of course, if another nation has similar views or otherwise has the makings for a good ally, then attaining friendship is essential, but being worried about keeping all the nations happy, or even just your neighbors for no other reason than proximity is foolish. Both of Americas neighbors don't like us very much, and we're just fine for it.

Well, if you are, I will relax my grip around you and let you do your filthy thing.
Start by smelling it. I am quite sweaty from holding your head in place, I bet a perv like you will love the smell.

Hey everyone.
Sorry I'm later than usual

Mouse you're lewd.

That poor guy… had his heart broken by Mouse.

Business is business I guess

Maybe~

Bruh…
I like you

Bro, you're torturing yourself unnecessarily.
Internet relationships ESPECIALLY those on imageboards are doomed to failure.

I feel bad for you though, getting emotionally hurt is never good.

I move my head further into your embrace, the smell of hours of effort and a slight hint of salty coins and milk overcoming my senses.
I start working the sides with my tongue, and delve even deeper into your embrace

Well. If it's rational to say that people's fears about USSR survive till this day, then it seems equally rational to think that other people's dreams about the USSR do as well.

Hello Foots.
Stop talking about him in third person like he is not here, it's not nice.

Aha, goody X3

I didn't ask for this

And business is good. I wonder if Switzerland will become America's little buddy next?

Are you that momdom user?

Stop being so nice to me D: It's only making it worse.
I don't plan on living my live here in NL any ways… I could always move in with you
As for that internet relationship stuff. I know some one who met a qt3.14 swede over the internet. And now they live happily ever after with a fam in Luxembourg.

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Good job boy. Drive the tongue all the way in and build it up. Get real close, then tell me when you are ready.

True, but the USSR simply doesn't exist anymore, Russia is just a single country again with a new government.

yeah

I'm sorry user. Do you really have it for me that bad?
I feel guilty for arousing your passions that way… I never meant to.
Aha, moving from NL to CZ, that would be commitment indeed. But think of what you're saying… If someone you didn't love told you they loved you and would move to your country to be with you. It'd be tough for you to love them back. It wouldn't be a good ground for respectful relationship when one side has all the advantage over the other one, if you get what I mean.

Yeah, but just as the fears survive, so do the dreams.

It would be fucking hilarious
Like all of European countries are shitting and Trump/America's face right now, and there would be a little "Pro-Trump island" in the middle of it
And the EU couldn't do shit about it because WE ARE NOT IN THE UNION

Why do I always get feels for some one who can't share these feels Why can't qt gf/bf like every one else I know Why do I have to be such i fucking autist
==I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS FEEL ANY MORE**

what did you think that would do?

LET THIS SUFFERING END

In a weird way, the SJW mentality works great to mitigate the fears. If the entire Russia was full of SJWs ridden with guilt over the terrible past (like Germany is over Hitler), people could easily relax. But Russians are patriots and haven't even seen SJWs from a distance.

I know all of these feels Wired-kun. I randomly fall for people pretty quickly.
I am sorry user, I don't know if you know how much…

If it's any consolation, your story has nullified my boner for multiple reasons, one of which is pity.
Do things. don't say them. If you're not a poorfag, buy a plane ticket for a weekend.

There's a difference between dreams and reality though. Most "dreams" of the USSR are probably concentrated on the west coast of the US right now.

There are those type of people in Russia, but unlike other nations they are treated as they are: a meaningless minority.

Having Switzerland as a little buddy would be fun, maybe we could get you guys to colonize Germany like Isreal is doing to Palestine.

I think I'll leave now.(▰˘︹˘▰)
See You Space Cowboy…

Are you going to kill yourself now?
can you film it?

you only need three things, gaynon. An Address, a plane ticket and willpower. don't take no for an answer.

Well by dreams I meant dreams of rebuilding the glorious past, so pretty much by definition that means I was talking about Russians. Unless there's some weird big Russian minority living on the west coast of US who want to go back.
Yeah of course there are some. Whether they have influence is what matters. They don't, therefore Russians don't feel bad about the past, therefore the rest of have one more reason to worry.

I still live with my parents so that wouldn't be that great of a solution.

All right. Hang in there Spike.

Well, YOU guys have a reason to worry. Doubly so depending on how good we can get in with Russia.

Scratch that plan then, he buys YOU the plane ticket.
Right wingers always say Gay couples can't form meaningful relationships, why not try to prove you're not just a promiscuous, genetic dead end?

it got really gay in here really fast

Oh! I can make a political statement with my relationship? What joy, it's two-for-one!
I'm feeling pretty bitter right now.

It's always gay in this thread

dysnomia?

With less jews

That's the idea, fam
I look forward to the day when I can say that Switzerland is our greatest ally.

Are you ok Mousy ?
There was a little bit of a sad, gay virtual romance going on there for a moment

I'm sad. Probably better than Wired user.

I'm already chuckling

You know, I've had a long distance relationship once
It didn't ended well
You'll get better eventually

wasn't intended to offend, just mentioning the cliche.

2020 headline: Trump wins second term, vows to double military support on Swiss conquest of Europe now that the EU is disbanded

Wired-kun is a cutie and maybe also really nice IRL, but I am not in love, Cherry.

Yeah. It's okay user.

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Pffft, that has been common knowledge since forever :^) Why would they need to claim it?

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Sorry had to cook then eat and clean up. Then my father came over to let me know I managed to get an offer to a university.
So was busy busy busy today.
Yeah I directly addressed user.

Jeez I feel bad for you guys.
That was really tough to read.

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and then food gets shitload more expensive

Ah I see.
An offer? Like… you can attend it without doing entrance exams or what? A reason to rejoice? :3
Yeah.

Hmm I just need to get highish grades in my coming coursework and do well in my work scheme which I also managed to secure a place to work with.
Haven't even heard from the other four universities yet.
Apparently they're impressed with my work so far so yay.
Also yep no entrance exams, just need to complete the course I'm currently on satisfactorily. i.e. keep working as I am.

Not gonna lie, I almost did the same thing that guy did, but I remembered that internet stuff never works. So I just sorted my head out, though it took longer than it did with that guy.
Also I think with me it was mostly lust, because of me associating you with the after glow of cumming.

Either way I hope you feel better soon buddy.

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lel
I'll be part of the military medics

Jesus Christ dude my sides

Stahp it hurts :3

You guys, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

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I'll be one of the guys who makes funny memes about Europe becoming Switzerland

That sounds great o: Think you can manage to get those grades?
Good job! ^.^
I see. I was worried for a day or two after I returned from the exams… You were kind of lovey-dovey. Thank you for the honesty.
I haven't been talking with Wired-kun for that long so I would like to think it was the same for him… but I don't know.
It's odd. This has happened to me before, not even that long time ago. I feel conflicted… on the one hand, I feel like I should be more regretful, that I should have learned my lesson then. On the other, learning my lesson would feel narcissistic. You know. "You are such a hot shit Mouse, you make anons swoon! Be careful, one wrong move and they'll fall for you, you big stud!" That kind of thing.

Always like to do my worst~

Not really what I was implying but…
Just saying I share the feel

Ah right, I thought you implied more than you did.

Where are the neps?

And otherwise, yeah it can work out sometimes, but most often it doesn't. Two e-friends of mine were in an online relationship, broke up like two or three weeks ago. Other two are on an on-and-off basis. Other two guys I used to talk to like 3-4 years ago were in an online relationship, then I didn't talk to them for about two years, now it turns out they broke up as well. Though those two have at least been on vacation or two together so maybe that shouldn't count as purely online.

Hello. Are you the same as
just with different IP?

I don't see you posing Nepnep.

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magnet:?xt=urn:btih:90fdc814eda084372bafd7b27b07102d44dc8a8b&dn=Tinymodel+Princess+%2831-268%29+%3A+Newstar+Sunshine+%2896-278%29+%7Baumtatsat%7D

I ain't clicking that

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Hmm I think I can manage it breh, I'm on track for the grade above what I need anyways.
So I'm not particularly worried, though I only have 12ish weeks to get about… fuck let's see. 18ish assignments done as I've done the rest, plus all my work shop jobs, plus my 5 weeks of work in industry. However some of the assignments are bunched in to one larger one. So it's not so bad.
Fuck it's going to be a tough one but I can manage it.

Lovey dovey? Hmm… Affectionate maybe but lovey dovey? Also I'm always honest, I can't really bring myself to lie, was raised that way I guess. Plus they kind of beat it out of me at a young age.
Hmm.. I don't know I was only talking to you for a week an a bit, frankly I was embarrassed that it happened to me, though it was tempered by you cherry and poppy which stopped it becoming full blown feels luckily
It happens to me fairly often mate, though usually from female friends that I don't want to fuck. Actually since september it's happened about 3ish times and the lasses wind up being offish with me.
You are a cutie though, just don't get full of yourself. You did fill my mind for a while though. I have no embarrassment about it now however, as I sorted my head out, that and I know full well I can't really form that attachment well.

This post is getting long jeez

I'll take it as a yes. I don't have this Nepnep you speak of. Oh actually hang on.
There you.

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This kind of dank memes

You naughty you :3

For now I just want your sadness to go away asap~

Why not Bongistan?

So much the better.
18 assignments? Hell. What kind of assignments are those?
I'll keep my fingers crossed!

Mhmm, maybe affectionate is the better word. You get the point.
I see.
Heh. Well yeah, of course it has never happened to me with someone I was interested in. Like the twink guy I mentioned. He discontinued a conversation on friday at a point where it was perfectly natural to expect him to keep talking and hasn't talked to me since.
Thank you. I am glad you did.

I'm not naughty!
Thank you Cherry.

Mostly reports on differing things, so I had to write a report on non traditional secondary machining techniques, so I had to write about ultrasonic machining, broaching, centreless grinding and electro discharge machining, then state waht they're typically used for. Then I had to write about turning between centres on a lathe, milling, and a process known as deep drawing with a hydraulic press. There was another one but I can't remember it off the top of my head. I then had to compare and contrast the differing methods and state their effectiveness and how to perform the jobs safely.
It was a bit of a bastard to do if I'm honest.
Thank you for the confidence!

Oh I'm sorry to hear that the twink you liked stopped talking to you. Really I am.
Well, I'm pretty stoic so I have good control over my emotions as it is, also I wont lie it hurt a bit but a bonus of having high test is that you are better at controlling your emotions, except rage.

Damn. That already sounds like rather specialized knowledge. Very practical indeed.
Yeah. I'm waiting. I thought he did show interest before. If he still does, maybe things could go somewhere. But as things are, I don't think I should try to make any further moves.
Eheh. That's one of the emotions one should be in control the most.

They're no longer part of Europe
And Theresa MayMay seems to be in good term with Trump :^)

As for the eastern countries
They'll be part of the New Russian Empire

While Turkey will, ofc, be flattened

It's not as specialised as you think it is, we're constantly having to research new techniques.
For example I now have to learn machine code i.e. CNC code for CNC milling machines and lathes.
Basically we're set tasks and told to complete them. We then do that. Simple right? For example I'm now writing a report on how hot and cold working of metal affects it's physical and mechanical properties, the differnces between black steel and bright drawn steel etc etc etc and also about thermo plastics and thermo setting plastics and ofcourse composite materials and smart materials and what specific properties they can have that makes each type of material useful in an engineering context.
It's actually not as hard as it sounds, it's mostly looking for industries uses of said material and what you can find out about said material.

Poor Mouse, now I just want to cuddle you so you feel better.
Aheh, I'm very in charge of my anger luckily. It's part of what my martial arts is about and also why I meditate.

Yeah but the rest of parliament are a bunch of cuntish wankers who banned Trump from making a speech here because they're afraid of what his talk will do. Incase our nationalists get tired of being cucked and take over I think.

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No more faggy politics talk

Those lolis at the start of the thread… HNGHH

The rest of them aren't though. I say just annex them, everyone will be better off. But if you don't want them, I'm sure we'll be more than happy to take care of them.

Don't worry fam, this is anti-faggy politics talk

Wbu ham and bologna

Hmm, I see. Well, it's specialised enough to use at a job at least!
No worries Foots, I am alright. I think I am coping well.
Ahh, that's nice. I have heard MAs do that, mhmm. Vid related singer says it helped him do away with fear.

Lads a new mouth album is out.
neilcic.com/mouthmoods/
Neil has out done himself.

Fuck your ads. I already use ublock origin, but too bad it doesnt filter shit like you

Well the purpose of the course is to get me in to industry and straight in to a job actually.
I'm choosing tospend another 7 years at university reaching the top of the field however.
Good. I don't like seeing things or people in pain, especially emotional pain.
Yup, well you don't do away with fear, there's no bravery without fear. Bravery is being scared and willing yourself to continue regardless.

That would be fun to watch

Yeah I don't what would be the most insulting :
- Being invaded by Switzerland, a country that never fought in a modern war
- Or being invaded by their ex-colonies

You hungry m8

Everything comes with a cost, and that would be my time.

I just got back from making a sandwich. Too bad there wasn't a woman to do it jk. I don't need a woman apart from waifu

Mhmm, that's fair. One of the red brick unis?
Oooh I see.
Yeah.
Hmm. Well, he was talking about fear of the other. He used to be a white nationalist, I guess.
Yeah… I will try to be more careful not to do it again though.

Probably the latter, and we'll use that fact to humiliate them with memes

kek

It would be fun aye. Wait no I mean it would be terrible GCHQI swear please don't arrest me for wrong think ~_~

Meh whatever fam.
It's a good mashup album as are the other two but then I don't particularly care if you want to even give them a go or not.
After all you enjoy One piece that clearly prevents you having good taste. :^)

Ah nah this one is a leader in the materials science study, though I suppose the imperial college oflondon and the steel works in sheffield would fit that description.
Both of which being heavily involved in the industry of steel.

White nationalism is pointless in my eyes, as is the term "white" there are countless subsects of races. Lumping them all together is kind of reductionist.
Good lad, you're a good person and cute but please be careful how you be lewd, it's hard to not form an attachment. They wont have experience of having fuck buddies so they'll be particularly vulnerable.

Nice reverse psychology, but it still dont convince me

Mate I literally just told you that I don't care if you check it or not and then made fun of your taste in animu. That's it.
Stop reading in to things stuff that isn't there.

The Emprah protects though, still not totally dead.

Hmm, I see. Not that I can relate / understand that comparison, heh.

Hmm, I suppose.
I suppose. It's ironic since I don't really have that experiene either and I have fallen for people pretty quickly myself, so I really should have known better ;-; Though… not as quickly as Wired-kun has. That was imposibly quick.

Oh lawd X3

Hmm.. ok what if I phrased it as… A university that is rated very highly in one field e.g. philosophy, and then comparing that to a university that produces multiple authors. That's the equivalent.

Well, I guess he was desperate for any kind of connection. I guess if you're not able to spot the signs then you wouldn't know. It's was blatant to see.

Holla Forums needs an ongoing loli general as in a thread that isn't dedicated to gayfags feeling sad about themselves

Aha, alrighty.
Was it? I guess that might be one of the things I suck at.

you know what else Holla Forums needs?

REMOVAL OF ID

Suck at? oh my Mouse~ It's too late for such things..
~_~sleeepy

Hah, lewd boy! I didn't even mean to imply an implying.
Yeah you have work tomorrow? Haul your ass to bed if you do!

Nice dubs and I'm in bed right now~
Yeah I'm in until 5:30ish? No idea when I'll get home though.
I don't know how much longer I'll be awake. Wouldn't mind someone to cuddle as I slept though~

I couldn't stop myself…. Sorry

Feeling better I see :p

So hot I love the 3rd one

Ahh, I see.
Hmm, you mean you'll be working till 5:30? o:
And someone between whose cheeks to rub your hard-on too, isn't that right? You perv!

Ehe. Maybe.

Well it's mostly basic bitch assignment work aye.
But yeah till 5:30.
Maybe, I can't help it if I get horny sometimes, or if while I'm sleeping I do that.

Hmm, dang, that is long.
How improper!
Yeah, I bet! I figure you'd even remove the panties in your sleep!

Well, pull down a little I meant.

Well, gotta do what I gotta do.

I actually apparently sometimes do that.
Both pull em down a bit and apparently sometimes pull them off totally.

Right I'm falling asleep sorry, I'd love to keep chatting but I'm knackered right now.

Good night!!

Yeah. Welp.
Ahah, oh boy.
How is that even possible? And I was looking forward to saying that that would be the excuse I would have given you in the morning! That you must have pulled them down in your sleep.
Good night Foots.

Well gentlemen
I'll post my last lewd pics for tonight

Have a good night everyone
Especially you Mouse-kun~

Have a good night Cherry boy.
Aw jeez you, what a sweetie~

Ahah
apparently I'm handsy in my sleep after all~
Wellmaybe one day you'll get to use that excuse~ It's an interesting one, and kinda turns me on. If only I wasn't so tired I'd start fapping. Ah wellsave it for when I'm free?
Good night~~~

sauce on this?

Of course I'll save some for later. For you~
Good night for reals.

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SAUCE3 ON THIS
?????

What draw you horny motherfuckers?

draw moana

With those proportions, you may as well be drawing shimakaze.

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Who?

Ded?

Draw Holla Forumss black and red catgirl mascot getting cucked by a nazi chick

hello

hi

Howdy

looks like more fags have shown up
you fags from the pony thread?

I am here, and my state of consciousness is not clear

A lot of newfags have come over. You can tell because they all want ids to stay

wow just gonna ignore your best friend huh?

You don't have a name

I keep telling you bro, you gotta get on that nicotine bro.

yeah you do, it is madexx

Ive been on it and I got off it very promptly

Im experienced enough to not get tricked by that nigger

yes i do. Its 184596. Dont you wanna be my friend?

And we can all see how much better you are for it. Look at yourself man, you're posting images for ants!

why are you calling yourself a nigger?

If you're on mobile it will be small

Did someone actually fuck your brains out when you were taking it up the ass for heroin? You posted a God damn thumbnail.

That's because the image was very small

Did you rub crack laced mushrooms into your eyes or something?

no, I am just tripping

What search engine do you guys use and what would one have to enter to yield ineresting results?

So yes then

They have a mascot?

where is mouse

Several, I think. One of them is this cringey flat-chested neko girl that wears all black and red clothing. Give me some time and I'll be able to get a picture for reference.

I think it's like five in the morning for him right now, so probably asleep

Why do you guys Namefag with IDs?

I think I found it.

I dunno. IDs are pretty gay tho.

What is the origin behind your name? Do you like Clannad?

these kinds of thread are for pretending to be friends, and being friends is easier when you can identify people.

I'll post what I found anyway. My eyes nearly melted out of my fucking head having to scroll through all their cringey shit and I like to think it was for something.

That would be an understatement.

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I see, thanks for not being a faggot.

ah I know who you are then

That's right, I'm Clan "Clannad is the single best piece of media in any form ever" Chan

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Well. That helps a bit more, I thought she was just any ok Neko girl. just stick your head out the window or turn on the news and forget that commie garbage

Don't worry about me. Unlike Madexx I wield the power of nicotine. Besides, it's for a good cause.

The power of nicotine is a short lived high with a lot of health effects and withdrawals

The health effects are greatly lessened by the fact that I use vape to get nicotine 99% of the time. Plus I don't want a health lesson from a heroin junkie. As far as I'm concerned, it's worth it.

I've never done heroin. And funnily enough, opiates cause little to no damage to the body.

Wrong madexx, why not try them so you can have knowledge of them?
They fuck your reward system up fam.

Alright, that's just a flat-out lie. I'm no drug master, but I know opiates will fuck your shit up. But you know what? I don't care, because I know you have your reasons for doing whatever exotic shit you do, though I do like to joke about it because I'm an asshole like that.

They can if you abuse them, but I dont

Stop being mean to my best friend madexx. He takes drugs that fuck up his body and mind but so what THATS HIS CHOICE NOT YOURS. He can stop anytime he wants and isnt addicted or anything i swear.

kek

Opiate damage is primarily caused by self inflicted wounds of the user themselves. Opiates are not damaging to the body to the same extent of other drugs.

Who said we were friends?

I love it when you emotionally hurt me by pretending we aren't friends

Im the masochist here, not you

Sounds to me like you're in denial. Don't be ripping on nicotine when you're doing that kind of shit.

Don't pull that shit madexx, I know you too well your past behavior to believe that for an instant.

KEK

It causes damage to the lungs, intestines and digestive system, your liver, your muscles and kidneys, causes damage to the heart etc etc etc.

Do you want to share needles with your senpai?

Drug addicts will lie to themselves and others to justify doing them fam.

Im tripping and idk

Trust me, I know. I've known my fair share IRL.

I use opiates very sparingly once a month

And I dont even have that much access either

This must be one of those Canadian time differences where months last three seconds.

Seriously, if you're trying to quit drugs why do you keep on taking them?
Next thing you know you're going to tell us you're craving speed and want to take it. Or already did.
Madexx you said you were quitting? Why are you so unable to quit drugs? maybe you don't really want to quit and become productive?

kek.

I meant quitting speed strictly, which Im at about 25+ days at. I have no more desire for it

So you want to keep taking opiates, weed and I'm guessing ketamine, as well as trips?
Mate you're going to be utterly mentally shagged More so than right now and that's saying something if you keep this up.
I know plenty of people who did this shit in their teens and they are irreparably fucked from it, because they didn't quit when they should have.

Just quit the fucking drugs you dipshit. I'm trying to save you from yourself. Why do you think your family is awkward around you? Do you know how easy it is to tell when someone is on drugs or on a come down from drugs? I had to live with a fucker who was on them all the time for years.
It makes you uncomfortable around them and you wind up not wanting anything to do with them.

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Believe it or not Madexx I like you and I care, that's why I bother to say this.
Otherwise I'd just be silent while you fuck your life up. I want better for you.

your choice

Damn it madexx, it breaks my heart to see you like this.

madexx is so cute

Are you gay for him or something?

Opiates aren't quite my cup of tea, but whatever

given the context of this thread
probably

i wanna fuck his cute little boipussi until my cum expels all the toxic drugs inside of his body

No not gay for him.
I just care about him… is that so strange?

Stop it madexx, you'll lie to yourself that you're satisfied like this and it makes you happy, but it doesn't and you know it deep down.

I don't do them all that often anyway I prefer weed and am tripping hard

I'm sorry Madexx, I just saw a lot of my friends and some of my family go down this route. I don't want you to do it too. I'll leave you be for now, but please do some introspection and evaluate if it's what you really want.

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10/10 would put up on refridgerator
Thanks a bunch fampai!

It is strange. I think you secretly want his throbbing needle

I'm going to turn in for the night guys, see y'all later.

dont come back faggot gayposter

I'm sorry I rushed it a bit. Nazi girl is so off and that tail isn't even in perspective. This looks a bit more finished tho.

bump

dont bump this shit filled gay thread you drug abusing homo

umad

no, actually i just wanted you to notice me Senpai. Thank you

A bit too late now but

Shimakaze is the third pic

What have you done Suki? Are you okay? Still here?
I was fast asleep dear… it was just before 7am then.

Sup Mouse
You okay ?

I am okay… well, actually, my grandma's been taken to the hospital. Idk what for yet, mum's just having a phone call. But apparently something brain-related.

moos are hot

Well… Apparently my aunt came over to see her, she just sat there in bed, ddin't react, didn't recognize her. So now she's in the hospital.

All I have user.

Hope your grandma dies you gay faggot.

Ohshit.jpg
That's not good :/

I'll post what have later
need to pick it out

Im fine

Nice gif.

Yeah. Welp. We'll see what happens, or happened, even.

Would be swell.

Ahh, that's good. What were you tripping on?

My words

Yeah, hope it's not too serious

having kind of a hard time finding those moos

Shut up and spill the beans. I mean, just the latter.

Remains to be seen, mhmm. Her body is old and bones brittle af, but she has been fine in terms of her cognitive faculties imo. Although I guess that doesn't affect the likelyhood of uhh, stroke? Or aneurysm or anything like that.

Hmmm, in your folders you mean, yeah?

It doesn't indeed…
You can be batshit crazy and never suffer a stroke in your life
The risks factors are high blood pressure, cigarette, too much fat / sugar, and some other ones….

There's not a lot we can do to predict it though

Nice moos
1 and 2 are sexy
4 is really cute

well, I would give you more, but my folder is fucked

yeah, there is like 2130 files in one folder, and not the least bit organized

Why is /editor in your name?

Yeah. Well, she never smoked to my knowledge, as regards fat or sugar, well, I don't know about that. She had been taking some meds for blood pressure, but I guess she wasn't always thorough about it (this one time she was taking some other pills and she didn't know whether it was okay to be taking both at the same time, so she just stopped taking the blood pressure pills… as opposed to asking the doctor, or for that matter my cousin who is friends with lots of pharmacists and who at the time lived with her -.-).
Yeah, I figured there wasn't.

Aha, well then! As I always say, organize it as you post! Make a cow folder within it and as you go through the folder, CTRL+X the nice cow pics you are about to post, paste them into the cow subfolder and post them from there!
Really nice. Also artwork reminds me of Breeding Season. Triggered.

Why can you never reply to a question?

that is cuz it is

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Maximum trigger.
Have you played it yourself user? I had plenty of fun even with the work in progress (came along around version 6 or 7, I guess not long before it got cancelled).

I can. Just did

I just wanted to know what you were tripping on.

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yeah, only breed cowgirls and catgirls

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I'll be back later
need to rep pics

I'll take it as cough medicine.

Heh, how did that go?
I went with everything. I rather liked elves myself though. Liked that they had a nice variety of skin and hair colours, although I guess the same could be said about cowgirls and catgirls as well (not so much for demons and harpies and dickwolves).

Ah woops.

See you later user.

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Good morning~ I'd like to take a minute to make some vanilla coffee, but it's really wonderful to see these threads still going. You people are so nice!

Hello Honey boy. You disappeared rather quickly yesterday o:
Going to stay a bit longer today?

Who is you?

eat shit you cock sucking faggot

Well in the very first thread (where Mouse and I first met) someone postes a pic of Ferris in a very suggestive pose, really cute and feminine, only problem : the dick

Mouse shooped a vagoo on it, I did the rest and cut his dick off… The result was pretty neat
Then I edited another pic with Ururu from Bleach (I removed Tessai)
don't have the pics atm cuz I'm at my school :^)

I've seen that

I'll try to! …It's really nice of you to notice, friend.

Hiya, I guess I'm Honey!

…uh

ＨＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂ｈｅａｒｔｈ ｓｔｏｎｅ＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＯＤＥＳＴ ＰＬＡＹＥＲ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵ Ｉ ＰＬＡＹ ＷＩＴＨ ４００ ＰＩＮＧ ＯＮ ＢＲＡＺＩＬ ＳＥＲＶＥＲ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＡＭ ＲＡＮＫ ２３ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＰＬＳ ＮＯ ＣＯＰＹ ＰＡＳＴＥ ＭＹ ＳＴＯＲＹ

And that was before we were using names. So when Poppy would show up in the thread (we called them ex-OP at that point) they would call Cherry-kun "neat editor-sama" or maybe "neat editor-senpai".

I hope you'll manage, it shouldn't be that hard! o:
(Also I think Anonymous is just messing with you… and so is Suki / Madexx, how un-nice of them)

I, I, I don't know how to respond to this! You made me giggle a bunch, though

It's okay, I get flustered and stuff easily but actually bothered is a rare thing~ I think they're just a different kind of nice.

I'll walk the hound for now and I guess get some groceries or such, be back within an hour.

I'm off to play dark souls 3
see you fags later

Okidoke! Holy hot chocolate, that's way too lewd to post, Mouseguy.

Aha, alrighty! Yeah, see you in a bit, yeah?
We'll talk about the lewdness later.

See you user, thank you for all the dumping :3

I AM PROUD AFRICAN MAN. I WRESTLE LION AND GROW WATERMELON. BUT STEAL CHICKEN AND LOOK AT CHAIN

Im done fucking around for now

…Have you ever ``cuddled`` a lion, though?

Oh! I'm sorry. I was having a bit of fun, I hope you did too!

oh I did the wrong thing

Uhhh!

I meant Im done with those copypastas and shit kek

Ooh, okidoke.

You have nice boredpics, by the way!

Good morning/afternoon faggots. Who wants me to dump some lolis?

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(Checked)
Dubs confirm

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Dubs confirm confirm

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I am back my pretties.

What have you done Honey?!

Don't be too hard on yourself Wired-kun, mhmm?

I messed up my formatting! My apologies.

BY THE POWER OF KEK
LET ME POST THESE LEWD CARTOON GIRLS

I'm not being hard on myself. I'm just reflecting to become a better person. Like any good adult should.

(checked)
Kek is with me today.

Oh you mean the ``, mhm?

Ah, okay. I am a bit reluctant at being cute at you, don't want to trigger you. (at the same time I want to >.>)
Also, very nice pics, some of them. #3 in and especially.
And indeed, you're on fire!

Thanks :3
How bad of you :O

Also

I don't want to trigger people! I just want to expell this excess niceness out of my body and shower people with it.

I can relate. When I'm posting online I tend to become a magnification of one of my personality triads. I guess these threads brought out the cuteboi in me that desperately want to be loved =/

Yes. You were very responsive to all the tildes and hearts, so cute and nice, it felt natural to be even more cutesy and cuddly around you, you know. Cuteness begets cuteness!
I hope we'll get back to it at some point, if these threads last.

3d dick is superior, you`ll never compete with real fucking

I'm a little put off by the lolistuff, but I've gotta chime in, I promise if I stop seeing these threads around, I'll make them myself~!

All this pent up cuteness, lewdness and gayness inside of me. I think you kind of acted like a catalyst for me to release them. But I got to carried away. Now I have this bittersweet taste left in my mouth. It was nice so long the "delusion" lasted.

Real 3D dildos in my mouth feel nice.

You don't like loli ;C I've got some other stuff if you'd rather have me dump something else.

Ahah, thanks, nice to know!
And I see. So… what do you like if not loli stuff, Honey?

I love when that happens… But yes, I suppose you did and I didn't pick it up. Hmm. Ironically, I think you missed a good deal of the political stuff. Maybe that would put you off. Well I kinda hope it wouldn't but it seems like I'm the local minority here, heh.

I can get really swept up in politics In a good way
Come on now little Mouse. Don't go blaming yourself. What ever happened happened, and there is nothing you can do about that now.

But seriously if it isn't super vanilla ecchi and/or yuri I've probably got a folder for it.

I really shouldn't impose what I like on y'all or talk about lewdness at all I can just shoosh up and let you enjoy your, uh, stuff

Hmm, I see.
Aha, well… it was very quick that is true, which is why I don't blame myself too hard…. still, I'll try to be more careful.

Nonsense! It's not imposing when we ask you what you like. Even if you don't want to talk lewdness, you should not shoosh!
Why are you so reluctant about all this, Honey?

Why haven't you killed yourself faggot.

And why is that hmm? You're in a relationship and it'd make you feel guilty? Religious maybe and scared of eternal hellfire? Or just part of the 10% that doesn't enjoy porn? If it's one of the former no need to feel ashamed. If it's the ladder power to ya laddie!

If there is one thing I've learned about this relative short time here on earth. It's that you shouldn't worry about things you can't chance and hold on to the things you can!
You just be you and don't worry about me.

Why do you keep being a massive faggot?

Nobody I really super want to like me will like me if I'm lewd, and I won't like myself if I'm lewd, and if I'm one way with those people and another way with others like you then I'm manipulative and dishonest

T-the bibble or something! I feel like you shouldn't be interested in what I want anyway. Enjoy yourself, instead!

I learned from you guys.

The prophecy is true. Kek has chosen me to rid these lands of the evil gays.

BULL FUCKING SHIT
Whether you do it on purpose or subconscious. Whenever you hang around with a group of people you will always behave differently to fit in with that group.
(checked)
Kek agrees that we are the great sages of faggotry.

I swear I'm not trying to lie to you! I might be wrong, but I hope it counts for something that it's not bullshit.

Subconsciously, sure! But intentionally..? It might be for a good reason if it's only a little bit, but isn't that still a little dishonest?…

It's true. There's that maybe-prayer where you ask god to give you the strength to change what you can, the peace of mind to accept what you cannot, and the wisdom to tell the two apart.
Well maybe me worrying about you is what I am! There, you tied yourself in a knot user!

What Wired-kun says is right. You should relax, and most of all, about the > I won't like myself if I'm lewd part.
But hey, I don't want to push it. I had decided two days ago I wouldn't tease you on purpose… it feels like I'd be taking advantage of you, somehow. I just don't get it.

Quadsatan confirms, you have learned the ways of the gay, now you need to suck on a bag of dicks user!

the nameless kind is a faggot

king*

Welcome back monsterwoman user.

But In all those scenarios I'm still me. I just but a dampen the parts of me I know others won't like so much and put more energy in the traits others enjoy about me. I don't think this make me dishonest.

I did? 😳

I dunno, I kind of have an idea of who I want to be, and I can't wrap my head around that working alongside being lewd rather than getting lewded and being taught and reassured and stuff..

On another note, please don't let me interfere with you doing and saying what you want..! I'm sorry I made you feel bad about… About feeling like you're taking advantage of me, if that makes any sense.

You sure have. It's fine. We'll figure out how to untie you. With some trial and error, as is our tradition.

Well, would you tell me what is it you want to be?
I see. Sounds like you want to retain some sense of purity?

Oh, so you want me to tease you and post naked guys at you?
On a related note, is it about liking men as opposed to women that troubles you, or is that something you came to terms with / have no issue with?

Oh my…
I wouldn't mind if you tied me up tighter. I like the idea of being unable to move and getting used like an ona-hole.

Don't tell anyone else tho So I can pretend to resist

Eheh. I meant more like pic related!
But sure, we can arrange that too.
Of course. What's the point of a living ona-hole if it didn't squirm, well, at least the first four or five times anyway.

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My reinforcements have finally arrived. I am glad you are here to battle these faggots. I must retreat for now since my energy levels are too low from battling FAGGOTS all day. Show these gay's what your made of community man

I wish I was that bendy! I can't even touch my own toes while stretching :S
Getting used and abused till I break and become a dick craving cum slut is one of my fetishes

Look who's back. If you want to have some fun to we could always put me in a box like pic related. And you could pretend I was a girl

And you could use the other side of the box

Yes, I kind of want to protect and grow some purity in me. I want to learn, and be led, and be trustworthy and loyal~! I want to make people happy, and to know how they feel, and I'd go a long ways to know that even in a self-centered sense on their part that I've made them feel good. It feels really good when people go to ends that they maybe otherwise shouldn't in order to have me make them happy somehow, even in a purely friendship kinda way, and I want to never ever do the same.

I-I don't much into dudesters honestly, it's just that some of you act a bit like the kind of women I'd like to make happy… And I feel like whether I'm talking with ladies or boys, I shouldn't be the perv!

…Holy smokes, I'm sorry for going on about all this, I really shouldn't gush feelings like this. Um! I want to hear about yours~!

The only box I'd put you in is a coffin

You are a failure of a man

Stfu gay faggateer. Insult me all you want but don't include the symbol of the resistance community man in your sick twisted fantasies.

I'm gonna be honest, I know how you feel about it, but I kinda appreciate you saying that..!

I sense an innate lewdness somewhere deep inside of you. It makes me want to bring out your pervy demon. But at the same time it makes me want to protect your innocence.
>>6726758
I'm just messing with you guys

KYS

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Post your address right now tough guy. You think you can insult me without reprocussions? Nah BITCH

Did you forget to take your calming meds my friend? I'm just having some friendly banter here.

Hey there community user.

Ah, yeah I rarely can do that. I used to when I was younger.
But Wired-kun, how can you get broken into somthing you already are?! o:
Well to be realistic (and defuse the lewd levels), keep in mind that for it to work, someone would have to give you an enema every once in a while which would be yucky.

Haha, being so lewd at the anti-gay anons. Lewd!

Hmmm, I see.
The ending of that spoiler confuses me a bit. Never ever do the same? So… like, you want people to "use you" to make them happy, and you yourself don't want to do the same? So, you just want to be the one who makes people happy without making someone else make you happy, do I understand correctly?
Ahh, I was confused, since you wanted to be cute, plus you had the pictrures of Assbro, and you got flustered when I posted more lewd pictures for you, plus you seemed to like my and Foot-kun's fun lewd stuff.
No worries! I wanted you to after all so it's only good. What about my feelings, little jar?

I know that feel. I decided not to tease Honey-kun though… Sooo, you'll have to do it instead!

t-thank you, I'm really glad you'd say- …uh, some of that

Also, there wasn't any sound when I found it! I'm sorry! Does this make up for it at all?

This is fucking gay, why are you grown men acting like horny little girls

That's a nice webm. Is it from an anime? It looks really interesting. Also maybe I overreacted a bit to the soundless webm. Old habbits die hard and soundless webms in webm threads trigger me hard.

3DPD have it better

(I can't believe this guy actually managed to troll me like this. Such a powerful blow will tarnish my reputation forever tsk.)

Not bad, you got me this once but don't think you've seen the last of me you gay fag. I'll be back.

(I'll walk the dogger now, s y'all soon I hope)

See you later user. We love you.

Isn't it obvious?

Kinda, yeah… It might seem one-sided, but I'm happy with the idea of people being sexually dimorphic, and doing different things for eachother in a relationship! All I want is to see that I make someone who's more mature than me really happy, and for that I figure I just need someone who's more self-centered and that can take the lead while being nurturing~ I'd do anything to make someone like that smile, anything!

Anything about your feelings. What do you like in a person? Is anything I'm saying bothering you?..

I'm not quite a grown man, and men should be cute boys, for horny little girls that should be leaderly take-chargerly mother figures, if you're reeeally so interested in talking about gender roles~

It's from Ghost in the Shell, and I think it's pretty good! There's a fair few things I'd recommend more than it, though.

This is where you faggots belong

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES HAVE LEFT ORBIT!

You barely made a dent in my ego, boy. Now scram don't let me see your weak face here again. Find me when you've grown up and learned to fight like a man!

Later

So you want to be a perfect waifu? Getting taken care of by a mature and responsible husbando?
That´s been on my to watch list forever! I even have it downloaded. I never seem to be able to make time to watch animes-movies though.
Hit me. I fucking loved serial experiments lain. That's why someone recomended me Ghost in the shell

And no I don't want to be in jail with a nigger baby. But those husbandos look cute :3

…Yeah, I-I guess! Just, a mature and responsible waifu rather than a husbando..

The absolute loveliest stuff I've seen is Space Dandy, Erased, and maybe Fooly Cooly (though, it's kinda easy to ruin FLCL for yourself. Regardless of what it's trying to be or what it is or whatever, I enjoyed it best taking it as feels-focused in-the-moment nonsense, rather than thinking about any greater meaning.)

Heard some good stuff about that, I'll add it to my to watch list
Seen this one come by on the MAL top 100. The synopsis looked interesting. It's already on my to watch list. I'll have to bump it up a bit in priority.
Never heard of that one before
How cliché

Chancing IP

it's the opposite though

Ah, I see, interesting o: I am not sure if they need to be self-centred.

Hmm. I like it when a person is chill, when they can relax. When they don't mind being silent in a conversation to think about what was said (and likewise don't mind when I do it).
Nah I am not bothered, don't worry.

I approve of your message!

Hello again.
I think that's Free! Iwatori swim club. Haven't seen it.

I think i saw a clip of it once.
I thought it was funny and hawt AF

Jeez, yeah. When you put it that way, like I said, it sucks. It's better when you take it as a boy trying to figure out what he wants as he wrestles with two women who want him to themselves, one of which is selfish and manipulative and impulsive and has some kinda funky superpowers, and the other's more bitter and actually mentally ill, while the world around them freaks out and tries to make them be reasonable about the consequences of what those ladies want and how they try to get it. The overarching story just kind of happens as a result - it's not the focus, the characters and their interactions are what I think FLCL does really, really well.

Ahah, yeah I assume it's pretty much one big fanservice for horny teenage girls or homos.

stop

MAL/Crunchyroll descriptions usually aren't the most accurate.

Guys have had enough exposed breasts to look at. Give the girls and fags some nice abs to droll over

No.

SERIOUSLY… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

How do I bold text?

Yeah, I agree.

It's just friendly banter and porn user, why not relax?

Triple apostrophes.

I completely overlooked this when reading the formatting part of the FAQ

Silly boy!

These threads are always so nice, I started browsing this one about an hour ago, and I have already cum 3 times.

I learned how to redtext when an user fucked it up(I didn't know there was an FAQ back then)
And only scimmed tru the FAQ to look how to Spoiler

That's quite some stamina you've got there user

Really? I'm working on four right now, and five will probably follow shortly after.

You have? Sweet, though kind of hard to believe.
What do you like to fap to best user?

Aha, I see ^.^ I noticed all of it in the Options.

I like it all, loli, dfc, cowtits, futa, traps and big meaty dicks.

Your dick must be all shiny and sticky from all the cum How Hawt

I almost never create threads and post mainly using the quick reply. I just now noticed the Wrap option :S
Infinity next was so much more user friendly as in the UI was more self-explanatory.

Like this?

It's really slippery and slimy, so my hand just slides up and down really easily

What's not to like about that?

Unf, my kind of man. Uhmm dfc stands for delicious flat chest?

Aha, well yeah, so do I. I meant the Options in the upper right corner, which contain (Customized) formatting. Umm, the what option? o:

Hnnng. Lewd.

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But he likes big meaty dicks. I haven't had the chance to post these yet Also big dicks/large insertions is one of my many fetishes
In the quick reply above the text field. There is a drop-down menu with all formatting options.

Muh dick

So did you find something about fights?

Well, he mentioned both o: We need to combine them somehow! Aha, lewd. Seems waaay too big to be honest.

Huh… I don't see anything.
puu.sh/tTYUw/14dacf6bdf.png

I eventually found blue exorcist. That shit was pretty dank.

Please I'm having dinner in a few mins. Don't make me sit there awkwardly with a blush and a boner.

man, that artist is a mixed bag

Well, 1) it's very tempting to do precisely that, but also 2) you are posting precisely that!

I'm sorry what do you mean by that?

Any ways fam I'm going to eat some dinner cya in a bit
and mouse don't tease user to much, I want some of that sticky cum covered dick to

Oh never mind, they are girls, woops.

Yeah, okay, after 4 I feel I need to take a break. I'll see you guys later

I like his art, but it is 90% bbc shit and the dicks are too big in general imo

JESUS FUCK SOMEONE JUST SET OF FIREWORKS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE

See you later dear.

See you soon Wired-kun. Enjoy your meal.

Hello again everyone~

Hey Mouse I can see that Wired is back
Is he ok ?

Hello, you juiciest piece of fruit this side of the internet~.
Indeed he is.
And I think so. Said he had a bittersweet feeling left in his mouth, but hopefully he will be alright.
Truth be told, I was worried he would not show up for a long time, or even ever. I'm happy I was wrong.

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Yo. Haven't long got in.
Sup?

Foots?~

Good afternoon user.

i tried to fix that disgusting man belly

When life gives you lemons make lemonade.
Or in the words of Rocky
Also Hi~!

Yup it's me! ~
How are you sweetie?~

Welcome back! How was the dinner?

Yay!~
I am alright. Well. Grandma has been taken to a hospital. No one told us what's wrong. Apparently she was kind of… lethargic, if that¨s the right word? Did not recognize anyone. I am not even sure, I asked mum twice and still am not sure. Maybe we'll know more tomorrow.

How has your day been though?

Oh shush you~

Hi
Nice to see you