It actually happened

It actually happened.
30 years old and never put my penis in a vagina.

Have you kissed not ur mom

it for the best
3DPD just use males like you

rape someone and let us know how it goes

i've made out with girls,
fingered and licked pussy,
came in a girls mouth once

You weren't even close user. You're no wizard, you have no power.

this

>still couldn't close the deal

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LEDDIT MEMES OUT
YOU'RE MORE A FUCKING ELF THAN A WIZARD
LEAVE
NOW
YOU FUCKING ELF SHIT
REEEEEEEEEE

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bump

van u stop with the shitty pepe memes jeez what does a guy gotta do to get away from all these frogs?

Can I at least have an elf GF then?

no, they are all mine

get out normo

ok

fuck a girl for starters

u guys r gay i wish Holla Forums was any good

You're virgin at 30? If true, congratulations. Welcome to the Wizard club.

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VACATE THESE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY, REGULAR.

Just read

Nevermind. Your invitation is revoked. Go be a normie and desist your Wizard thoughts. Maybe if you reach 60 after remaining celibate starting now, you might be a Wizard. Don't quote me on that.

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First time 31 at years old, 35 now and i know that chubbies are natural born cocksuckers, that petite girls are tight as fuck, that high self esteem means costly cunts and how to play with 2 girls at the same time.

go to east asia… plane ticket is less than $1k, what's your excuse? i'm not even talking about prostitution, asians love foreigners, it's kinda pathetic and sad actually, but good for you in this case!

kim kardashian

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they are all 13/14

I was 301 before i penetrated

Rubbed my cock on my sister's and cousins clit though in my teens


licked my 11 yr old neighbors pussy at 12


fingere my 16 yr old cousin


rubbed my 55 yr old neighbors pussy at 28


but no entry until 31

NORMALFAGS MUST LEAVEEEEEE

good reason to be skeptical

>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/newfag/

U leftypol or just a wizard??

Whores exist, faggot.

How is that even possible? The moment a girl latches on to my dick like a suckerfish, she's gonna get fucked that night.

21, never even held hands with a girl

The worse is that I have more girl friends than guy friends

kill me I'm a fucking beta

A man can't be friends with a girl. He will always have in the back of his mind the urge to fuck her. Thats why heterosexual males seek the company of other men, to remove themselves of that sexual tension when they simply want to relax and get pragmatic things done.

That's just your closet homosexuality talking user.

Thats just your denial talking. Any man who is completely comfortable with women and doesn't want to be in their vagina, wants to have a vagina of his own.