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A cultural learning center for the appreciation of Mesopotamian pottery.

so were gunna make it HAPPEN

keyword:HAPPEN
is a good meme
will help end niggers

Is OP trying to make people angry? This kind of 'le random xD' banter only works in Holla Forums.

>>>Holla Forums

thanks for making gay marriage

ive killd so many

Only a cock-sucking Jew would ask a question like that

HELP HELP HELP HELP

Hello fellow pollacks

Do you liek mudkips
caz i heerd u liek mudkips

a caricature

For the most part, a tour de force of an image board, refreshing one of the most-recycled repertoires in contemporary political memery in constantly diverting and edgy ways.

Nerds trolling nerds trolling the government

/thread

Oy

hai fauxnews :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
sage faggots.

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We all use Adblock. Did you know that everyone reading your shitty news website should use it so your shitty company goes out of business?

This.

REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMLORD GET OUT!!!!

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like this:
You're a lazy Jew writer who has no soul but pathetic stale parody and whiny critical nihilism and should just kill himself because your entire life has come to this…

Not Milos personal army of faggots

Hang niggers
Gas the kikes

Buzzfeed/Huffpo pls go

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Carlton Banks (played by Alfonso Ribeiro), born August 4, 1974, is Vivian and Philip's eldest son and Will's pedantic maternal cousin.

Carlton is a quintessential preppy. Like many of his social class, Carlton aspires to attend an Ivy League university; in earlier seasons, he states he aims to get into Yale University, but later fixes a determined focus on Princeton University, his father Philip's alma mater.

Like his father Phillip, Carlton is a firmly conservative Republican and this often puts him at odds with Will. Although Carlton and Will often exchange insults, and Will normally refers to Carlton as a disgrace, Carlton obviously cares about Will, referring to him in the 2nd season episode 'Vying for Attention' as "the brother I've always wanted". At first it appears there is an antagonistic relationship between Will and Carlton, but in later seasons Will significantly warms to Carlton, ultimately accepting Carlton and the other cousins as the siblings he never had. On one occasion in the season three episode "Just Say Yo", Carlton is considerate enough to cover for Will when he is admitted to the hospital after having taken speed tablets from inside Will's locker, but allows his parents to think that Will saved him. He attributes this to "still being high at the time" when asked by Will why he covered for him. This spurs Will to admit responsibility to Uncle Phil; although Carlton did ingest speed, Will bore responsibility as he had accepted the pills from a schoolfriend, storing them in his locker, then absentmindedly said to Carlton he had a bottle of Vitamin E in his locker.

Carlton drives a silver Mercedes-Benz E-Class from the early 1990s, which is seen in a few episodes. Carlton also was a bit of a servant to sister Ashley when she hit it big on the singing charts. He held doors open for her and fanned Ashley while she tanned. His role model is talk show host Bryant Gumbel and his favorite singer is Tom Jones. His favorite actor is William Shatner, whom he annoys by making lame Star Trek references. Carlton also idolizes Macaulay Culkin, whom he once dressed up as for Halloween (Although, he looked more like Simon Phoenix, Wesley Snipes' Character from Demolition Man.) He is also a big fan of The Jeffersons and Beverly Hills, 90210, the latter of which he is confident enough to admit to others; this is unlike Will, who scoffs at the show in front of friends but confesses to Carlton that he is a secret 90210 fan as well.

Carlton is similar to Family Ties character Alex P. Keaton in many respects: he dresses in a preppy style, has conservative political leanings, is obsessed with college and his future career, is fairly short, and does not enjoy the popular music of most people his age. Carlton is often called upon to do a comic, usually improvised dance routine to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual" (which was inspired by a dance performed by Courteney Cox in the music video for Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark").[1] In earlier seasons, he makes frequent references to his virginity (twice referencing that he plans on losing it at some point), and also plans to attend Princeton University. In later seasons, these arcs are both resolved: Carlton does indeed lose his virginity to a woman who is married to a ULA professor, but is not initially admitted to Princeton; instead he first attends the University of Los Angeles, where he briefly manages ULA's student store, the Peacock Stop.

As seen in the episodes "You Bet Your Life" and "Viva Lost Wages", Carlton also seems to have a gambling problem and loses all of his money in any situation where gambling is involved and constantly imagines the gambling tables and slot machines talking to him, but seems fully aware that he is subject to compulsive gambling, and this limits his exposure to gaming. He usually declares that gambling is "evil" right before he goes all in and loses his and others' money. One exception to this was where he participated in a casino night in the season two episode "Something for Nothing", but that was done for charitable reasons and not for real money. In season five's "Bullets Over Bel-Air", Will tries to protect Carlton when they get robbed after using an automated teller machine, Will gets shot, taking a bullet for Carlton and is sent to the hospital (eventually recovering from his injuries); Carlton acquires a firearm later in the episode, as the event heightens his awareness of the need for self-defense, but later disposes of the handgun upon Will's insistence.

Salt of the earth white America.

Fight Club memed me into existence.

"Diversity" is killing this country. How can I not be taken seriously when I protest against TB positive Drug resistant muslims being let into this country, in my state, in my county?

I lost several organs, and have an autimmune disease now. I am a disables combat veteran. Drug resistant TB will end my life if I am exposed to it.

Why does my life matter less to America than some illiterate child molesting moon worshiping sand nigger savage? Why are they getting more benefits than me?

I will tell you this, when my brothers stop killing themselves at the VA, you faggots better worry. It means we're taking you with us instead.

fuck you lugenpresse fucker. just make up shit to push the narrative. that's your fucking job.

Cancer tbh

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kek

oh god dammit

its pretty dank tbh

praise kek and check 'em

Look right above your post.

There is some red text there.

That is your answer

We are the cult of the Dank.

Kek knows and does not approve of writing your goddamn article for you, you shitty clickbait writer. People like you are why the MSM are the worst kind of people

Gas yourself. Low effort free information grabbing thread.

We clash with leftists more often than they decide to clash with us.
Go back to 4chan/b/ with your "culture"

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Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick

In a word, "MADD NIGGERISH."

It's part of get the fuck off here Shlomo. Holla Forums is nothing yet Holla Forums is everything. Kill yourself, datamining faggot.

Pointless contrarianism, Nazi/Aryan-LARPing and shitposting.

don't be such a pozlord, OP.

I herby award you 55 NIGGERJEWS

Underrated post.
MSM please go.

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0/10, troll harder

It's a frog cult secretly run by the puppetmasters of /a/

a culture of ancientfags from ancient halfchan worshipping the NSDAP with some lolbergs and puritan faggots mixed in shitposting on a mongolian fingerpainting board

Sacred trips confirm

Ahum, what i meant to say was:

and

Fucking kikes

Funny how threads like these hang around at the top of the catalog all day, yet mention anything anti-Trump in your thread and you can confidently presume your thread will be bumplocked and quickly slid out of sight.

Nah m8, heretical treads could be detrimental to the summoning of Kek they should be purged

KKK
KEK
KKK

OP has earned one: