Hey guys, check out this sweet bubblegum tape i just got

Hey guys, check out this sweet bubblegum tape i just got

It's so pristine and new.

Cool! Can i have some?

w-what should i do? should i cut some off and chew it?

cut a triangle out of it like pie.

Sorry user, looks like i got a little overexcited.

Here you go though, good as new!
Chew up.

Chew the whole thing, gotta get those jaw gains bruh

FUCK YOU TOO THEN

Only 50 more reps!

Phew, i'm pooped after that rigorous workout.
I need some protein to help my muscles recover!

14 grams of protein should do it, right?

you look nasty

Yes that should be enough. Please continue.

Don't worry user, once my hair finishes growing out, i will become the little girl!


Sure thing, just gotta cook these bad boys right up!

Oh, i recognize this smell!
So that's what they make potted meat out of.

Just like grandma would have made!
You can really see the brain.

are you autistic?

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Please user, who do you think you're dealing with here?

Smells just like wet cat food when warmed up!
By the taste, i'm pretty sure it's actually dark meat.

I read somewhere that this is how you get mad cow disease

you sick fuck

From pig brains?
Don't be silly user, this is just a delicious, post-workout meal!

Praise kek!

mix pig brains with gum

Lick the plate clean when you're done.

You don't want to miss any protein.

Huh, that's weird.
I became sick to my stomach suddenly!

Couldn't be the protein, it wasn't *that* far out of date.
Maybe it's something to do with my diet?

dump that in the toilet then that a video of you eating it out of there.

if dubs OP has to an hero on cam

its time op

kek has spoken

DO IT

maybe OP already killed himself and thats why he isnt posting here anymore

He forgot to record it, what a faggot.

How do you upload a recording of a suicide, exactly?

Set up a livestream

No mad cow disease happens when cows are fed cow meat, then they develop the prion disease that's mad cow, and if a human eats the flesh of the diseased then they become diseased too

This actually happened once, McDonalds gave people mad cow burgers

you motherfucker

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did this kill op? it looks as if it would kill a marabout stork.

Take your stale copy pasta and leave
being from 2006 doesn't make it less stale

Karmic check you sick fuck.

it has nothing to do with mcdonalds and everything to do with british farming in the 1970-1980s some faggot thought it was a good idea to feed offcuts of unuseable meat back to cattle again.

surprisingly this cannibalism actually worked out okay until they decided to reduce the heating process in the cattle feed production line. therefore the meat that was cannibalized caused the cows to go zombie minecraft. and anyone else who ate that meat to do the same.

a shitty death of your body slowly wasting away.

vid related ashens eats beef soup from 1985, which is stupid considering all we know now.