New Trump video

KEK BE PRAISED FOR THIS M A D M A N

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Any of the three are fine, honestly.

Honestly this meme is hilarious.
HEY KIDS, IT'S CORRUPTION TIME!
CROOKED HILLARY NO!

You mean gassed

Milo was joking when he said he was Trumpsexual but I am not when I say I LOVE THIS MAN.

LIVING
MEME FACTORY

Could someone please explain the meaning of this?

This is already gonna be one of those threads, ain't it? KEK BLESS THIS THREAD.

PRAISE KEK

It's fucking happening. The barrier between 2d and 3d is beginning to BREEEAAAAK.

Capture points. I think the bigger the number the harder it is to capture the pokemon. haven't played the game so I may be wrong on part of that but it is capture points.

So he's calling her an easy target?
Top kek

It means she's a low energy pokeman.

and is probably hiding a cp collection

Child Porn 1

I DON'T WANT OFF THIS RIDE

Trump is a Meme Master.

better resolution

This.
I can't pin down an exact date but holy shit this ride has been fucking fantastic lately. mirin your id

Is… Is the God Emperor into Pokemon?

Trump gets the Bernie vote.

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holy shit that id

ho fuck that ID

He probably bought some stock in nintendo as soon as he noticed the sudden spike. I did and I have already tripled the money I put in, just need to sell before they go down though

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT ID

DON'T WE HAVE THE BEST ID'S

Guys I'm legitimately frightened. I know you probably see this post often in meme magic threads but this is unreal. I've been following politics for ages now and it was never this good it was depressing.

When did this ride turn so sweet lads?

I can't believe this might be in our history books at some point. Praise KEK

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The barrier between real and unreal is dissolving, user. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. It never ends

I kek'd at this but I have a boomer's sense of humor. Is this clever or cringeworthy to millennials?

When Ammit worship started, leading to /egy/ being meme magicked into a board here and then that meme magicking into Kek worship.

The age of the devil is over, we're now at the tower

it's brilliant

Fug, accidental sage. Have a bump.

I bet even normalfags will find this at least amusing for a moment.

fuck yes

It'd be cheesy if anyone else did it, but by virtue of it being Trump, it's fucking hilarious.

Is there a hildabeast pokemon?

Fuck, why does this make me feel so much?

It's fucking real dude
He did it all for them

gamerant.com/donald-trump-pokemon-go/
archive.is/hjLZa

Trump is an absolute memelord but he's also a kind and loving grandfather

It seems to be Combat Points. Apparently the battle system is extremely simplified and CP is used to determine attack damage.

Wew, what a time to be alive!

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archive.is/bawfx

newsmax.com/Politics/clinton-campaign-workers-voters-pokemon-go/2016/07/14/id/738655/

Check this shit out.

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We're only getting started.

PRAISE KEK

absolutely disgusting

Holo a shit

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I imagine a tiny little speaker in a nondistinct location playing Ben Shapiro's "He's never gonna build a wall…" speech on loop over and over

I could not have said it better myself! Thank you Kek for 2016!

That's a really disgusting combat system.

What pokemon would you find at Trump Tower?

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yungoo

Hard to say, there are something like 6 different god pokemon.

Infernape

Take that back you fucker, Holo a best.

The Meme Police live inside my head!

Mew.

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Holographic Tyranitar

I want a best ID

MEME MAGIC IS REAL!

Probably not, Trump doesn't like stock.

He didn't touch them for years. Sold what little he had before he ran.

The original games had a better system.

.Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it easy very eager to make challenges against enemies.

That will be 88 shekels for the dubs.

I know STAB stands for Same Type Attack Bonus, but just having STAB thrown in the damage formula in allcaps is hilarious.

Don't blame him, It's a super jewy way to make money.

These fucking bantz. My God Trump, you're a fucking monster.

Actually that might be the reason we don't have systems like that anymore. Who wants to actually learn math while playing vidya?

Mr Mime

I'd like to think of Trump Tower as Silph Co.

Level 100 shiny Braivery

I agree, and he's said as much in his books. Said the only thing he likes about stock brokers is that they like to overpay when they buy apartments from him.

Trump is THE absolute fucking madman, I can't wait for CNN's panel to try and have a discussion about this for 20 plus minutes sounding like a bunch of fucking retards

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kek pokemon is now literally part of united states election history.

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

I knew it would be remembered culturally seeing as how big of an impact its had in little over a week that its been out, and that by association of being released in 2016, it would be conflated with a Trump Presidency

But I never dreamed that either candidate would capitalize on its popularity for an attack ad

This is unreal, NO BRAKES, MAGA

PRAISE KEK

Quads confirmed that Trump brings the bantz.

CHECKED

DIVINE QUADS CONFIRM AMERICA WILL BE MADE GREAT AGAIN

NOICE

Oh?

PRAISE KEK!!!!

LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

Winners aren't losers, Trump is running a Victini.

So is Poke Go actually fun or is it normie trash?

>and trump dominating with YUGE bantz

THIS YEAR, I NEVER WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE

It's a datamining tool designed by the guy who made google earth, what do you think?

both

The Don's entire lineup consists of shiny arceuses

Are you braindead?

If yes: download it and play

I know people that get lost when I explain IVs and EVs and that's grade school math.

For those that don't know, IVs and EVs influence your pokemon's stats and are most prominent at level 100. IVs are basically your pokemon's genetics and EVs are how hard they worked in a stat.

IVs, or individual values, are a number added on to your pokemon's stats. It's best seen at level 100, where the stat is either 1 or 31 added. It's not random actually, and later gens allow you to breed the IVs. In the older gens, you had to breed certain stats, which required a significant amount of breeding and hatching. Any pokemon bred that didnt have the right stats would be released. That's right, a eugenics program. Newer gens actually streamlined this process significantly. And in later gens, you can breed shininess and make your pokemon look better.

EVs are 0-255. Each 4 points in an EV is 1 extra stat point at level 100. A common setup is 252/252/4, with two stats having max EV and another has one point in it. You get EVs for a certain stat by beating certain pokemon. You can also use supplements to give your pokemon a head start. Again, the later gens streamlined this and you don't even need to fight other pokemon. You can just run minigames and get your pokemon fucking shredded brah.

OP here. Besides breitbart Gizmodo posted an article about this just minutes after Trump made this video.
archive.is/8NS42
They said the video is cringe worthy though the only thing I find cringe worthy is their art.

It's even more casual than actual Pokemon games. You can have fun with it, but it'll be in the hobo-dodging exploration you have with friends in doing so.

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fug forgot to unspoiler

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The Memes are on our side anons, there is no way we can loose at this point

not just datamining, but also a means of weaponizing autists and children to get them to snoop in on bad goys by spawning pokemon and shit by people's houses. Been an extra bad goy? Guess a rare is popping up conveniently in the directions of your window or over your fenced yard

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What scares me is that this is an actual thing that could happen.

"Ten-hut! Welcome to Vermilion Gym! Will you look at that, a pint-size challenger! Hahaha! You've got big and brassy nerves to take me on with your puny power! A Pokémon battle is war! I'll show you civilian! I'll shock you into surrender!"
>puny power

It has been shown time and time again that the divine are on Trump's side. The blessings of the old gods.

but how would they go about uploading said images? unless it's at a shitty unrecognizable resolution it's going to be very noticeable and maybe even expensive depending on the goyim's phone plan.

Trumpwave is the future.

You're having thousands of kids point their phones with AR mode, and most will be retarded to not turn that shit off. But hey, who says that the APP isn't taking screenies every so often without letting them know.

I mean, it's not like programmers haven't done that sort of thing before right?

Why do you fucking pseudo-kikes fetishize this so much?

Does anyone have the Birdwave songs? I forgot to download them and now I can't for the life of me find them. I think they were on Vimeo but I couldnt find them there either.

soundcloud.com/squf/b-i-r-d-w-a-v-e-p-i-g-g-i-e-s-g-e-t-o-u-t

That's one of them, but the one I saw was a great video on vimeo dealing with angry birds and a different song. Thanks user.

PLEASE CLAP

Fellow Holla Forumsacks 2016 is merely the beginning of the age of meme magic. If we have this much energy now no one could imagine the amount of meme magic that America will have when Trump inevitably gets elected as president. Seeing all these dubs, trips, quads and unbelievable things becoming a reality further proves my beliefs. Call me crazy but I believe that there is some other dimension in between what we know as fiction and reality, this dimension in my mind is a plain white yet chaotic void which makes things seemingly impossible or unlikely yet desirable things occasionally leak into our reality and this is the source of meme magic. These happenings really mean a lot to me. Before Trump I and I'm sure a lot of other Holla Forums users felt like there was no hope left. Destruction of white civilization, rampant degeneracy was everywhere in sight and many users made theories of what would happen when the white race went extinct such as Asians inhabiting our lands and making our culture and history live on through them. I was even thinking of killing myself as I didn't want to suffer any longer but Trump and these recent happenings gave me some sort of purpose in life, something to feel happy about. I want to say thank you to Trump and Holla Forums for making me feel true joy I haven't felt since I was an innocent kid. Thank you Trump, thank you Holla Forums and most of all…
PRAISE KEK

C H E C K E D

If the leftists have any say in this, it will probably be the new weasel-thing.

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I know I'm late to the party but goddamn…that ID

its a mongoose, and mongoose are fucking badasses

thats hilarious

after the last few weeks the ride has gone lightspeed

Looks more like a stereotypical badger, if you ask me.

Skinny honey badger.

kek I haven't followed their shit for a long time MRA shit was a stepping stone for me

Why is his face covered in cum?

I hate how terror and stuff overshadows this.

It got millions of views on Facebook user.

I only wish the Trump campaign would actually use and build up their Youtube channel, you'd get so much more exposure.

It is if you have friends to go out hunting Pokémons with

This far into the campaigns, seeing the sheer evils that Hillary presides over, this kind of thing is low-energy at best.

Trump should push to get Obama impeached immediately, force the arrest of the Clintons and prepare a huge purge and massive deportations, not play the political game as though they'll allow him to be president non-kosherly.

Take it as a hypothetical, as always.

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Satan and kek blessed us with many repeating digits