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I hate my life

seconr

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Death to tripfags and horsefuckers. You have your own board.

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we want another one, that one smells. can you make us a board?

what's a tripfag lol? it dont make no cents.

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i own that rainbow dash pillow

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Niggers tongue my Angus.

fuck you lol

it's ironic that you call yourself trippy, but you aren't a tripfag.

Niggers are gross

Incense makes my room smell like Chinese rain.

Oh thats a lot of school i couldnt deal with

don't fuck with me

That's where you draw the line?

I want to tongue a mom anus.

Ayy me too

= (

Yes

I'm not so sure I'm going to make it.
If I don't, I'm probably going to end up a bum.

I enjoy this opening

Chinese rain smells like burning ashes? Noice

would you like a trip that says trippy?
i might have a couple.
in the time it took you to respond i hashed a few in tripcode explorer.

Ayy if you don't we can bum together if i'm not dead but i'm sure you will senpai

Nice.


So, you'll take a knot, but niggers are too far?


And toxic sludge.
It kinda burns your skin too.

shut up my trip is real

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Possibly.
I'm just some honest, hard working white boy. You think I could bum with you?

I'd rather be a breeding bitch for a whole pack of dogs than one negro.

wew I'm just an honest drug addict. I don't see why not, bumming is the easiest yet hardest thing to do.

As I sit down to die

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I like the megamins

it's lovely. in case you want that one i made, its password is #]7q8VRas

don't tell it to anyone. there's a lot of people itt who will watch for tripcodes to be posted so they can collect them and do god knows what with them.

Please get some, just please it's easy, you just have to imagine the work is your bitch and tone it back from there until you're a normal person. That way when people try to undermine you're confidence they fail because it's based in a fantasy tree that's pretty tall and you're dangling yourself from it because you know you're better than them.

I like you.


I know.
Do I have to pick up an instrument to make money on the streets?

thanks Technicolor horse. enjoy the worst op of all 3 namco x games

Because of the no negro policy or the pack of dogs breeding bitch line?

my spirit has been broken.
I'll just keep getting by being weak.


both. it is both the most, and least degenerate thing I've seen all day.

YO

anime, eh? you'll fit in great in the pony thread. it's like 90% anime here.

I was being serious though

If you want to? Seems most of them pick up signs, or crime. I'd wanna focus on my art if I could ever find peace with myself to do such a thing.

do not.

I figured that.


crime sounds fun!
and I have nimble fingers!

lets do that!

hm

Do not what?

hi

That's not how it works. You gotta fix that spirit up again.

Guess we could become cat burglars but I also wanted to go the whole breaking bad kind of way but less drama more cooking drugs

Skye wouldn't let me be a breeding bitch though…

sit down to die.


okay?
that sounds hard, and I'm not confident I can pull it off.


yeah walter white is such a bitch!

I'm not smart enough for meth though. :s
I think picking pockets and climbing through windows is more my speed.

JoChi! Stop doing drugs and masturbating all day! Get a job.

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it's for the best.


I do neither of those things.
usually I'm either here, or out applying to placed.

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I guess

hows it going

I may be biased though.

Fuck meth I wanna go a step farther and do acid. But unfortunately you actually need a brain for that.
Alright but we gotta be smart about it and actually case joints and look up this crap. I don't wanna just break into a place and get shot like any old nigger.

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Biased against being a breeding bitch?

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no. I'd think not.
bullet holes aren't sexy. usually


yes?

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good, just watching tv and playing some vidya.
how are you?

they can calm you down pretty quick though if they get the right spot

You can't breed nigga.

How? How are you not confident when you're a good-looking guy? I don't understand it. You can do things, if you just knew where the majority of the population stands- like chijo! You wanna know the biggest difference between you and him is?

I don't know how to be a REAL tripfag, I guess I'll just settle on being a fake tripfag

i'm good i'm just looking at some gaming news and
what new games are coming out soon

where would we even find information about that? it seems kinda like an apprentice type deal.


what's that?

KISSSS MEEEE!!1!

Y tho

not a brony but I wanna fuck you

You're never going to need to beg in the streets.

you post the password i gave you in the name field after your name.

you don't really need a trip though. i was just messing with you.

The internet. t its not like the hardest information out there and I think a lot of it is just common sense.

okay

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I know

I did it

anything good?

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yay! lookin good!

god I wanna fuck you

Paint Splotch

you losers are so sad

you're not lookin to bad yourself

cough syrup thp

Bs.


I guess?
How do you fenagle wallets out of pockets?

I'm ready when you are.

Yum.

I knew this girl from steam

Learn smooth of head and learn how to distract them. Its literally a magic trick

Truth. People with good heads and good looks don't wind up bumming.

remember to drink lots

this tbh


okay. start at 8:30?

ok

I used to be a brony but then I realized how fucking spergy and retarded everyone was so I stopped watching it. I'm open to rewatching it but as the series went on more and more, they just started to appeal to the autistic bronies more and more and became more gayer.

should I rewatch it with no one around?

You can distract them with your good looks! I'll reach in their ass pockets.


No? Are you saying I'll be a trophy wife?

just to be sure, mine opens up with a title that says focus

The entire bottle.

Well honestly its a one person shtick but if we're jsut gonna do that lets just get some bats busts some knees and steal everything they have even their shoes

works frome

there are definitely some worthwhile episodes.
the fandom is full of cringe, though.

i wonder if the times will be the same, or if the pirate copy does it differently. nbd tho

ah, just what i was thinking. mine does the focus logo after maybe ten seconds, think we good

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I've been flirted at by dogs.
they are dogs!


do you need muskle for that?


I was joke. take a cap and go to bed.

cool, I started it
if you must blink, do it now…

klonoa's pretty cool. I heard an anime was being produced.

No. I'm saying you have the tools to get most anywhere you want to go, you just have to utilize them. Act like a confident person even if you're not and you'll probably find yourself in a good spot. Everything is way WAY simpler and easier than you imagine it to be.

That's why we have the baseball bats

yes. did you blink? i did

my nigga!


I just want to have fun at this point in my life. but I don't have the people skills for it.


why not
?

I made sure to do enough blinking for the duration of the movie just in case

I've had a boner for more than four hours.

should I contact a physician for my condition?

Pretend that you do, and if you don't embarrass yourself, but make sure you don't piss everyone off.

did they animate all of this with clay and paper?

N-wh-why? H-how do you, f-for what?

Yes.

fap until you cant fap no more.

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Yeah i haven't opened my eyes back up tbh
don't want to miss any good parts later on

im not sure, but it's the same people as coraline which was claymation so maybe. it might be a mix

LOL
I don't think I know what caroline is
but I'm guessing it's CGI made to look like claymation lel

embarrassment is what usually happens.
should I bring up my interest in animal dicks on anthropomorphised characters?


cause yo face gojuss `,:^)


is that your professional opinion, doctor?

nah, actual stop motion. very laborious

works for me. I fap like 4-5 times a day. some anons say fapping makes you retarded but fuck them, I was brain damaged long before I started touching myself.

I do it once a night.
it's usually when I'm trying to bother skitty.
but I haven't been in the mood lately.

all that paper ripping is oddly satisfying

But like the whole dog pack

Nah, just go outside with a horse head and yell memes at anti trump protestors.
But if you want to impress people, you gotta be suave.

overrated.


suave? what's that?

ur oddly satisfying

A marathon of knots

who wins?
a pack of dogs lusty for your off brand skitty hole

or a congress of babboons with sticks?

knotty.
but really. I do knot know what you're talking about.

NO U

Does his mom have alzheimer's? I'm not sure I understood what happened there.

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had a feeling you would be thinking that. im not quite sure but she hit her head real hard on that rock at the start

not an acceptable answer.

How to act as sexy as you look while not being trashy.

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can I look trashy, and act sexy?


what?
I said off-brand.

what are they winning? what type of dogs are they?

a brand new set of lincoln logs.

I thought this thread would just be autistic as fuck but it's kinda comfy. I just wish I had topics to talk about.

Yes, it's all about timed smiles, acting like gentleman without taking it to the supreme ballpark. Think Decaprio in Gadsby.

Those puns were awful.
knots a best

oh

who's you?


I didn't see that movie.


sure enough.
thorny khajiit cock though.

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the fangs might be frightening

don't ask.
it's a very long, and personal story with many twists, turns, and drama.

Well, just think Dicaprio anyway. That guy is pretty fucking suave.

I haven't tried spiny kitty cock though so I dunno

I'm trippy, I'm new here. I post videos.

you're a mean monkey aren't you

we kind of talk about whatever. not so much about the show, but general stuff.

but those only serve as another incentive

quietly judging us

something something nigger.
django.

I don't know any lines from heart. :/


they're tiny, so, you probably wouldn't like it.


nice to meet you.
I'm rose. I like to shitpost and talk lewd.

pshh

Aku Nahasapeemapetilon

Patrick Bateman also does it well.

now, this one is a little more embarrassing… I haven't seen american psycho either.

nor am I a psychopath.

What about a big tame cat?

why is it called two strings if his guitar thing has three?

and dont forget the shitposting!


hey hey!

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travel to china. they think it has medicinal properties.

I'm speechless.

i'll bite you

They think being fucked by a cat has medicinal properties?

just eating cat dick reallly.

never forget the shitposting.

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Not what I was thinking.
Gross nips

I'm starting to see your problem.

maybe one of the strings breaks later in the movie

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aw. come on.
you should try it. eat the kitty dick.


I don't have the right kind of mental illness?

hey

never 5get

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Not like this!

You haven't seen good cinema.

Duck cock tastes amazing if you BBQ it TBH

so you'll fucks with dogs, but knot a large cat?


this is true. actually.
though, the gatsby is done downloading, so I'm going to watch that now.

I'll take your word for it Aku.

I'd let a cat me I guess

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I've seen good enema

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holy shit. is that fucking spiderman?!

i like this bug person

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arachnid.
spiders are arachnids.

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it's more like a cockroach tho

same, Matthew McConaughey a best


is beetle tho

I was about to ask what happened to the tiny samurai guy

oh, I thought you were responding to my post here.

Would you let a big cat you~?

monkey x beetle otp

no.
I'm sorry.

lol

oh wow what a bitch

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Wuss

I can barely take a normal one.

I'm more of a top!

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still three strings

maybe he only uses two

What about a Khajit?

the monkey is his mom? fuggin wut

I'd have to like this khajiit a lot.

how delightful~

Fair

didn't use to be a monkey, that monkey used to be a little wood totem. i think the mom magically put herself into that totem for a time to protect kubo.
you are my quest

Yeah he's in gadsby.

HI

ach! we should put a bell on you.

how is that delightful?


a khajiiti girlie would be preferable.


lmao. this is great.

could do without the jungle music though.

I am the night. fear me.

you're a smart fellow, I'm sure you can figure out why someone would be pleased to learn information like that.


heya blew.

Girls are icky

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I also know you're a slut.
or at least, referred to yourself as something to that effect.


says you. I like a girl. if she's dommy enough.

i think those are loon noises, not heron. immersion ruined

a total slut, yes. and a pretty strict bottom.

oh yeah?

But spiny cock…

But I'm the slut

It's the 1920s shit was cash back then.

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lol, silly

oh yeah~


sluts are like a dime a dozen around internet communities.

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wut
the beetle is his dad? fuggin WOT

They fuggin killed him? WHAT

Its like people like sex or something

he broke one of the strings

i predicted it

u heard it here first

I thought this was nat for a minute. Well fuck.

do I sense a cat fight coming?

true. but like I said. that's skeeeeery :<


rap? I don't think so mang.


chijo.


if that's true. then I'm afraid any interest you have in me is not mutual.


cough or attention cough

the two evil sisters took his memories and turned him into a bug

yeah, immediately after he said he would always protect kubo. now he an orphan

Hey on my way home sorry about poor reply rate on my phone lately i keep forgetting or getting caught up

Fuck
I'm bottom bitch though

no strings?

how goes?

I forgot most of the film other than major plot points.

that grip strength

I'd take a spiny cock

oh. so far there's been mostly modern rap and electro swing for music. it really fucking breaks my immersion.


it's fine honey.

If y'all fucked, who'd be on the bottom?

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Rose

that tooholy fuck I wish i was dead

G'day Rose, hows it going?

Me

No, you need to do something.

I know you would.


same fam.


meh. decent. I got a couple people mad at me.

how was work, hon?

giant bug dragon

TWO STRINGS

this grandpa sure it tough with his lessons

I feel a plot twist coming up.

gatsby is just telling lies isn't he? and all his fortune he's gained through manipulating people through his confidence, right?

I have never said it was a bad thing. I literally admit to being a total slut myself.


your words cut like knives across my fragile heart. I have no idea how I'll recover~


not a chance.


goes fine fine, just paid rent ugh. you?

What were they mad for?

Fucking end it

Bleh

awww well thats no fun = ( im doin pretty good, need to do some writinbg

wait. three

All I know is the spoiler

You have read the great gadsby right?

Looks fun!

I have a chastity cage!

this nigga got one of kubo's eyes

Nat's waaaaay spurrier than you. Even dogs have their way with him.

I'm sure you'll get over it.
or I'll change my mind. whichever comes first~


I'm pursuing people other than them.


we need shit to do.


no spoil.


no. I don't read, remember?


lmao. looks dangurus.

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At this point, probably. Always kill yourself once you start begging. It's no way to live.

That guys miffed cause youre after another now?

how naughty of you…or the opposite? who knows anymore


well then I guess we'll see what happens. the epic saga of will they won't they~

Oh. Well then, keep watching, this story is full of symbolism, but also DiCaprio being dapper.

Maybe one day we'll find something to do but not today.

That's retarded. And I'm not even doing that

I've been looking this entire time.
I am still single you know.


I guess so.


right. right.
I'll keep going.

It ain't easy being pleasured by cats

Only butt stuff from me!

if you are watching the credits you can see how they make the movie, it's ridiculous

the way your enthusiasm roller coasters is going to be exciting for the viewers.

I can think of something.
you wanna watch a movie some time?


no it isn't.

Dignity is a thing, if you start slipping down the socio-economic ladder, might as well jump all the way right? I think that's why so many people killed themselves when the stock market crashed.

You picked a 10/10 movie, i really liked this one tbh
yeah I was watching it, I had that animation on repeat.. the way that skeletons jaws trail behind the skulls initial leading movement is really quite the satisfying small detail to that

I'm not sure what you mean, cuppers.

I just like dicks

then that makes two of us. I like winging it. always.

all kinda of dicks?


same my dude!
that's how I've gotten this far.
luck.

cute

holy shit why did I pick this one to watch first?

Yes~

and I've gotten this far through being too much of a pussy to take the easy way out.

what about mine?

y'now what's a good juice? minute maid. tat shit's fantastic.

I haven't seen it but probably

thank dark skin jesus for that.

it was exactly the type of thing i wanted to see, made me feel good. thanks for watching it with me. also the amount of work and hours that went into making it had to be insane.

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if you like shit.
nothing beats florida orange juice.


few people have.
there's an air of mystery surrounding my dick.

ikr
what're u gonna do? wana ex machina?

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Show me?

nah famelion.

where are the lewds

that's gonna be quite a change of pace
do you want to?

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Aw, k

It's just a dick.

what do you mean? idunno, if you're up for it then so am i

i mean it goes from lighthearted family animation to serious sci fi. but yeah i am
start at 10:30

I'd be up for that. Have anything in mind?

I think that's stupid. Caring that much about society or "the social ladder" is nothing to kill yourself over. If anything I think it would have to do with loss. I'm sure people kill themselves over dumb things like status but that's just pretty sad.

vomitting socks

started
mine opens with that earth universal logo, hbu?

sorry mang.


muh dick.


have you seen "hobo with a shotgun"?


how much did you drink?

mhm

honestly i was late because i had to take a tea break, make coffee, and grab one of my compact comfort hour lozenges, so i missed the first ~35 seconds, but i guy just got out of a helicopter after doing epic hacking

Please show us penii?
Hobo with a Shotgun is the best low grade movie

this pic is hawt

I've heard of it but I've never seen it

home

welcome back!

Thanks

Ok, he's in a house with a guy, house is 90% window

One dick on an ocean of dick.
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house is kind of sick tbh. the outside portion is like an extra modern falling water

Okay, I know I'm the lewd guy, but can I just say that it's weird to have someone request a dick pic after very little conversation?

no.
and yes it is :3


it's fucking amazing.
one of my favorite movies.


hihi.

As for her dick first.

don't sign documents like that without having your lawyer look them over first

Sluts gonna slut

JFC I'm choking

why is the glass broken?

I'm willing to bet that, if he finds you attractive then the fact that he's asking about your income indicates he's just going to fuck you till he finds someone with money to gold dig from.
That's the impression I get from this dude from your story.


heya, so yeah, I know you're single ~
I'm just saying this guy obviously wants something more than a casual fuck

Why does the robot needs fuggin breasts

cause how else are they gonna sell waifus.
speaking of waifus, this is my waifu, same one as last time alicia vikander

youre welcome!

Trans girls are typically dysphoric over that kinda shit…


Quite. And I'd rather not be screwing sluts.


She never asked about my income, but I did mention that I was taking the bus because I'm more or less too broke to bother getting a license, and that I'll probably be getting myself able to drive when I'm working on my PhD and have a stipend.

Anyways, this person does not talk enough to merit fucking, even if they are somewhat attractive.

If they ask for yours so bluntly, you ask them bluntly.

How's it going Blewbly?


He asked about why you still take the bus, it's an underhanded way to ask that question.

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I think you've already seen my dick, haven't you Blew?

WELL ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME

nypost.com/2017/02/01/white-house-freezes-out-cnn/

I have a pretty decent chance at getting a job soon.

goin good here. you?


doesnt mean ya cant post it again

u see that scar on his back? i think i know what's going on

this shit exists for real, get it together ponyfags.

Also how the hell did it get that popular

Maybe.

I never posted it in Holla Forumsread. You saw me over webcam.

why is backup power always red? red is spooky

Good luck~


Better after reading that article.
IT's written but a fuckwit to try and in part hide what happened at the conference, but finally
CNN B& THE FUCK OUT

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post it in breeeead


I dont really think its a good thing when the President stops talking to media outlets who dont tow his line…

sorry love.
I have standards.

hahahaha nice

His dick is his business. You're not going to see it unless he trusts you with it.

you got a fuggin problem with that

That's fair-
Hey my butt and penis have been posted in bread loads of times.

If i had backup power systems I'd do the same, i love red. Nice color. My boxers are red lel

I'm not you.

Neigh.

I know

That's true

Red emergency lights probably requires less energy to power, colour is probably part of that.

:3

How're you?


cnn is fake news, they're no longer justifiably media, nothing more than an opinion piece, a tabloid at best, and by putting CNN out, one of the worst of them, the rest will be more likely to tell the actual truth, not, the truth that suits them.

youtube.com/watch?v=l-VTH72RN04

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you hand him chocolate while I reach for his junk under the table

maybe one day when I'm FUUUUCKED up.

n-no sir

Fine, I wanted to do the junk reaching though

Hey wanna play a drinking game with me?

Lol.

Wtf

Hello, Send nudes

I don't have any alcohol. but sure.


hi user?

i mean yeah, it's cool. but just look at this shit. it makes already spooky situations doubleplus spooky


im not sure this is accurate but i dunno enough about it to dispute


only joking ofc. just a celebrity crush. we should watch the man from UNCLE some time so you can see what i mean. you see that painting from the who you gonna call ghostbusters scene? if original could be worth over a hundred mill.

ik, things are getting spicy. i have a theory about what is going on

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I think he pre-programmed the robot to act that way in order to see if he would rather side with the robot because it's a girl or side with him despite the fact that he knows it's a robot it is the perfect test For a fuggin faggot like him

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It doesn't work without alcohol.

I have this feeling you'd die before getting that drunk.

crystal skulls

??


I love drinking games

interesting theory. i won't share mine because i'm never wrong and it would spoil the movie for you.
what makes him a fuggin faggot? he seems alright

jesus christ you guys are pussies.

look, its my dick!


i kno rite?

Pretty much everyone in this group has posted dong at least once

why did i get linked
i can't believe you've done this

It's like never have I ever, but with jaegerbombs and if you can't finish oh have to get under the table and suck the other player(s) dicks.

Liar, that ain't no dick.

I haven't posted my genitalia.

Which part?

Sounds good, I'm game

Well there are some exceptions

about how red light uses the least power. i know it is best for nightime navigation in sea and air though since it conserves nightvision

lol
robot waifus
ru srs

Do it with your friends and post results.

yeah?

this is precisely why I linked you

We have a small problem

My dick doesn't look like it's a shade darker than the rest of my body. I can't find a light

I'll be your friend

Will you play the drinking game with me?

See

Oh yeah…

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Yes it will be great fun

Don't do it Skitty's trained on his families moonshine, which is legally paint stripper. He'll drink you under the table.

Well the fail state in this game doesn't sound so bad

I did design it specifically so I'd enjoy losing against Skye~

I'm not saying that as fact, red and yellow are the best colours for night vision preservation, yeah, so that's more likely to be the reason, but red also requires less energy:

Red waves have a relatively long wavelength (in the 700 nm range), and violet waves are much shorter - roughly half that. Because violet waves have the shortest wavelength of the visible light spectrum, they carry the most energy.

but that difference is probably negligable.

Sure
Idunno just felt like being like that for no good reason..

You naughty boy
Skye is a lightweight drinker though

check out this fine dindu action

shhh


That's the spirit


i have a feeling he uses leds so i will need to look into this. for some reason i think the purpose is additional spookiness though, or perhaps because red illicits a danger response and that is useful in emergency situations


do you think his assistant is a sexbot maybe?

you wanna do jager bombs??

What makes you say that?
I can do half a bottle of absinthe in one night and he drank me under the table
he'll deny it but he was staggering too

You just want to wet your willy!

Yes

Either way, reds good for emergency

im gonna be pretty disappointed if you didn't just dance with them. i did and those moves were fire. funfun

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fuck. we'll have to some time.

Didn't think so but now that you mention it, I am growing suspicious of her…

That'd be fun

i think it's pretty certain. and this raises many more questions, and further solidifies my thoughts. did you dance or not?

You posted best mysterious race.

we should bad all present and future attempts to create AI

Are there any Quarian milfs? I need to know, for science…

What is this webm and why is it in my pics folder?

He drinks jaeger out of a mug
Damn that's impressive, not sure I could do that but I haven't tried

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Lets drink this Friday

yes it would


I'll see what I can do.

No..
Oh god she's one of them

Who would date, if the Smits was available?
Smits is never available

Is Smitty a cute older lady with a some weight on?

nu

Count me out.

boo. im taking those moves to the next dance i go to, they were A+
movie is about to get crazy i think

depends on where smit is geologically.
dude is pretty cash imo.

This does not boost Smit morale


US of As

(ohio)

I felt that bathroom cutting scene coming

geographically*
my fate has been sealed.


not close enough in freedomland if I recall correctly.

Welp morale is even lowers

I still think caleb is a robot and the whole thing is set up as a turing test for him. i thought that since i saw his scar in the shower scene, but now i realise that could have been from the car accident that killed his parents. and the cutting scene throws a wrench in the idea. but i still hold on to belief. if this is not the case i will be disappointed

Temporary relocation isnt a problem

I know it!

Jaeger is delicious tho

Okay

How do we do it?

w-who would date, if the Skis.. w-was available?

I'm really vain too.
I dunno what he looks like, but if he doesn't fit into a very niche group, I'm not interested.

I know right
Neat, I'll make sure to pick up some alcohol

Very user like tall too ^:3

Is Smit atleast a dilf?

without question~


um. I dunno. drink around the same time?


niiiice
is he skinny too?

Can confirm

Weights 133, Freaking skeleton

Prove it, I want pictures.

what the fuk

Prove what, also whats a dilf?

I don't see a downside yet.
you got a pretty face, queer?

I have Malibu, vodka, and Bailey's, I'm good.

What timezone?

^:3

oh fuck

what the fuuuuk

um… you're like. 18 hours ahead of me.


don't get cold feet now butternuts.

yes. the ai must be banned

Dad I'd like to fuck. I'm not into incest with my dad, though I do love dilfs.

i hate stabbing
it's 2brutal

Id say my feet are pretty warm. Does babyface count?

JUST LOL

Nu not a dad

yes. feminine features are boners points.

Farewell my poor liver

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now now. don't say that. we can figure this out.

i hope i die before i see the superior ai race decimate humanity

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I mean if you have nothing on Friday morning I'll be in Friday afternoon then?

Smits is black dubs confirm to sway doubt

Shoot

Ohshit I'm actually very jealous right now, I was just gonna pick up some vodka.
I think I have to reconsider

*closes eyes*

oh shit, my waifu is nude

I won't be able to. sorry.


I believe you anyway.
I'm sorry. africa america is not my fetish.

kk lel

k

Vodka a best

Oh well, I'm busy Saturday and Sunday
Maybe next week?

Im glad you are first person to habeeb me on the web

Heck maybe even real life

pussywooped and played like a fuckin fiddle
LMFAO
JUST LMFAO @ THINKING WIT UR DIK AND LETTING URSELF GET PLAYED BY THE CYBERNETIC 8-BIT PUSSY

habeeb?


it's a very real possibility.
of course, I'm sure we could do this any time, really.

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You gotta believe

yeah they just got 8D chessd
pathetic
but the google guy didn't exactly put in enough failsafes, very stupid for a genius
now there is a murderous robot in the wild
caleb will starve to death. and my theory was incorrect but there is a first time for everything, i followed the false trail the put down like an eager hound dog.
i need to watch something nicer now

True enough, I'm drinking most times I'm not busy

is this drawing from something?

I try. but it's so hard.


hah.
true.

yeah.. I'll do it with you if you've got something.. and want..

GIVE ME A TREAT

Anyway, gonna drop off soon, Warhammer!

You gotta perceive


k

I wish.

hensa.tumblr.com/
I think it's just some furfag's fursona.


have fun~


perceive wha?

what type of thing you wanna see? i could drink some and watch the mummy
download the mummy just to have it, even if we don't do it right now.

I believe in you


that you gotta believe

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How is the Rapitor?

whatever you want, sure I'll get it. I think I watched it a long time ago, pretty sure.

I believe in pussy.

imdb.com/title/tt0120616/
this one right?

I should have seen this comig
All my friends say I seem like a cat, but call me wolf although >tfw I just want to be called by my own name

I want to be called by my real name, but it looks like pussy has followed me all the way from childhood.

Decent overall.
paying off most of my debt next week and yeah, good times.

well im down for something fun that will take my mind off of knives casually sliding into human torsos and the frailty of the human body. i will keep looking.
some other things for you to download if you want to, just for some options. the first three Indiana Jones movies, Spectre, Casino Royale, Blood Diamond (less important), and that mission impossible ghost protocol and rogue nation. just scanned through movies i can get for free on amazon instant and those are some of the choices.

That's the one, don't let the low scores fool you, it's a high octane edge-of-you-seat thrill ride that will leave you begging for more. but you think you have seen it?
have you seen the newer tron?

I want to stick my dick in hensa.

I didnt ask to be a freaking furfag.
This life was thrusted onto me.

or into you~

Lol


Noice, finally getting ahead in life? I wish I could say the same. The grind is real

taken a few steps backwards tbh with you.
but I'm finding my way around.

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me 2

death happens in two steps.


I use hot dog as bait.
you can't stop me.

Did a random person tell you to look up what the degeneracy is when you was doodling on your paper homework? Just literally one thing didnt happen..

wots this two step death?
Also Thats one hot dog


sentences?

daily reminder to stay hydrated

are you a bot?

If I was a bot, could I reply to you?
Check m8 b8

bada bing
bada boom

Oh noe

Belief Pushing; Would you believe:
Im a chick with no tits?

if you were, that would be hot as hell.

a well coded bot could

Or a dick

nope, haven't seen tron. I'm pretty sure I saw mummy once. It has a scene where beetles attack people by eating into their flesh. I'm getting all of these.

They never habeeb me


No, I'm pretty sure I'm a bot

flat chested girls never habeeb you?

Nobody habeebs me
Not even dysomnia

yes that is the one, the main reason i would want to see it is the charming and charismatic brendan frasier. aw cool, we got options now. your internet is fast af. you should consider getting the new tron as well. it is a little slow but very aesthetic and has a cool daft punk score.

I believe.
now show me your lack of tiddy.

Why cant one believe Im a tall black, independent woman, with the technological know how to get things done.

nu

sure fam.


pls?

I haven't seen any of these things I downloaded except the mummy. They all finished downloading already except the last crusade and tron 2010.

nu plz?

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I got it.

impressive speeds
i dunno if you will like any of them but you liked the last two we watched yeah?
the only one i haven't seen is blood diamond but i do not want to see that right now.
what are you in the mood for?

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I don't see a downside.

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That sounds like a kill'emall plan

check it.

I'm just full of good ideas tonight.

Shoot I better halt my grenade plan otherwise your paying ded midgets.

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midgets aren't people anyway, so who cares?

Yes they were great. Sorry I took a while, I'm making french toast and coffee..
I'm really in the mood for anything. Whatever you want.

hi Skitty

I found the dwarves!


Oh shizz, Dibs on the corpses

youtube.com/watch?v=_f_FCOEtOjw

this gave me the idea.

I must go. good night.

shiny pls

it's cool
what a great idea..i forgot how to make french toast, tell me how please.
you know you really don't make picking very easy for me. you want lots of action? or maybe something more towards adventure? something from the last couple years, or something a little older?

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Lol nini


But im not shiny lel

Tell shiny 'pls' for me

one egg, 1/4th a cup of milk, with half a tablespoon of cinnamon and mix it, then dip dread in it and fry it until it's goldish brown in a frying pan. some people add syrup or sprinkle sugar on it after that, also butter the pan a bit but I just do it without the butter, syrup or sugar and just the milk, eggs and cinnamon with the bread
well I do like scifi.. maybe tron? sorry, lel
im real like that I've been told before.. i prefer others choose things a lot..

Hey Dissy!

nypost.com/2017/02/01/gop-changes-senate-rules-approves-trump-cabinet-picks/

NO, STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH WINNING!

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Okz

thanks these are good directions. i will wait till later so i don't hold us up tho. tron would be cool, there are some bits where i nearly fall asleep but it is pretty enough to prevent that. yeah im well aware, it's part of your subby nature. are you ready to start? inb4 that comment bothers you

hey I posted my dick earlier if you want to photoshop it

Nice rarara

I kind of wanted to see Tron because despite not having seen the movie, I do know a bit about the background behind its special effects, like the design of the encom boardroom.
robscanlon.com/encom-boardroom/
gmunk.com/TRON-Board-Room
I was playing around with this for a while, just for fun and I think it was created by one of the guys that worked there, and on the special effects for that movie where aliens had a bunch of clones of a guy all living with clones of the same woman and then he goes up in space and kills the alien AI doing it. Forgot the name..
Give me like 10 minutes.

this is a very cool website that i don't know how to properly utilise. hm, this sounds oddly familiar. kk tell me when you are good to go.

ok make that less minutes, I'm back now. Whenever you're ready.

wait what
im pretty sure that is Oblivion, with tom cruise. i feel like we just talked about this

start at 1:50

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I couldn't remember the name at all for some reason… We did, it's just the name wasn't coming to me..

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Mine starts with a walt disney castle iin the tron style.

louderwithcrowder.com/politician-anti-islamophobia-law/

Wut

I forgot to start it…

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it happens


yes i think we are good. prepare yourself for cgi jeff bridges
this is like the third movie we have watched with jeff bridges. isn't that wonderful?
im actually pretty excited

wow. can't believe i have to deal with this shit
new start time at 1:58

I forgot to start it like 3 minutes late, let's try again.. sorry..

kek
it's fine
tbh i forgot too and had to frantically fast forward with this shitty apple tv remote

Yep and they've all been great too.

Also that site I showed you is just a place people showcase the background work that went into the special effects for some movies.
gmunk.com/OBLIVION-GFX
The computer oriented special effects that is..


well we should be good now.

didju get it this time?

Yep

pshhh

that's actually awesome, never really fully considered the work that goes into designing that stuff.


😛😛😛😛

I love weaving around like that on bikes…

:3

teach me senpai

that is a big door

watching fightclub for the first time since ~5 years after release.
what should I expect?

Is that what happens before they pretend to be little red riding hoods grandma

fuckin rookie
the laser was even visible

kek there's the encom boardroom control panel

underground fighting to relieve everday stresses, soap made out of lipo fat, dual personality issues, edginess


it's the name of the comic, it's cute you should look at it

this kid is rad as fuck

PSSHHH

that was way to low an altitude to deploy that…

lol how even
it's like riding a bike except it's way faster and weighs quite a bit more

totally is though, it's edginess the movie


ikr, would have sustained compound fractures in both femurs and liquefied his ankles.
i am seriously considering making a house based off of this container design. so cool

If its a parachute, the lowest you can get from memory is below 250 feet, but the safety guidelines state min 500 because of what the paratroopers did in ww2, which was place bets on the first to pull the chute buys the drinks…. then not pull their chutes… because fuck that.

take me for a ride

jfc is that even a thing?

no
what would the even mean

*that

Yeah, it's basically pushing ancom, or anarcho-communism, as far as I can tell.

pretty much, and all the fighting and the general gritty darkness of the cinematography

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE

should i try typing this stuff in the thing you just linked?

i-if that's what you want

I think the artstyle of it is very specifically chosen, it's an oppressive atmosphere, and the whole message is fighting to each day to be yours, to live without fear etc.
and in the face of that, when you choose that, you're faced with a very depressive atmosphere.
I think in part, because of the path they chose to take, you can achieve the same freedom without becoming a communist… so maybe the message is that the path you choose is always yours?

wow everything's now clean, modern with a minimalist futurist vibe, why wouldn't you want that happening

i'll hold on to you real tight

i think soemthings wrong with that guys head

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i get why they chose it, and the message they are trying to convey. it's just that it result in edginess imo.


it'd be a little surprising. it is so pretty though. but he got pretty much no time to take it in

I'll edgi your ness

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yes please

derezzed is the best track in the movie imo

bread is now like 90 percent skitty

edgies all over your ness

sick moves

see

wew

the new story? meh. im not feelin it tongiht, its nearing my bedtime

No, the picture and comment beneath it.

ohbby

ah, this is really relevant


toppestwew

there he is in all his cgi glory

ah i gotcha sprry im dumb when im tired

why dafug does he want to go home lol

edgi's intensifies

i thought so :3

oh, nvm
well that sucks

cause he got a dope life back home and people are trying to murder him here. if it wasn't currently dystopian i bet he would want to stay

more pls

can't wait till we got motorcycles that fit in small rods

gotta get me one of these

thisiswhyimbroke.com/tron-motorcycle/

that cars interior is dope

Apparently PETA is angry at Warhammer for making miniatures that are portrayed wearing fur.

redstate.com/jimjamitis/2017/01/31/petas-latest-attack-wearing-fur/

that bike looks like it's not designed to make certain turns which makes it quite shitty..

They look cool, but I just can't help but think that the slightest bump and you'd rekt the shit out of the body work.

this is the boring part for me

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fukin lol

it's only for aesthetics. if i ever get a bike it will be the one from rogue nation

yeah you right, not even sure if they are that usable. just watched a vid of it in action and they didn't show any turns. hmmm

this current jeff bridges is hunnid percent authentic

im curious, after living there for many years, what is his job? how does he afford that fancy pad on the hill top overlooking the city

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.

3

murder me

/hugs u

if you do I hope you give me a ride.

kek
do you mean jeff in tron land? i don't think jobs are really a thing there. and he is a user among programs so i think he can do what he wants especially since he designed it in the first place


thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=ypSmnWMsMKk

It can turn, just, not the most agile bike in the world.

even if i don't tbh

wow it really struggles

MY FUCKING SIDES

Haha yeah, you're defo not going to get those 90 degree turns like in the game :P

yeah, didn't you see his home? how does he even afford the property taxes for a place like that while on the run in a place that looks like there's literally no jobs for a fugitive

i think they have actual weapons but your idea is funnier so i will incorporate it


might be for the best turning 90 degrees at that speed would hurt a little

frisbees*

you didn't see that scene? where he was explaining how they took over his empire, when he ran away all the people ran to his skyscraper and started throwing their frisbees and it just fucking falls i can't stop laughing

i think you are messing with me. but he created the entire thing, so he could do whatever he wants until clue or whatever his name is took over

nah i saw those little red things flying into the building. i just thought they had tanks or rockets and stuff but were those really frisbies? lol

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well that's what I saw.. >.>
kek

can we pause this? how even, I need to do something…

yeah i guess
wat ru doing tho
stopped at 1:07:34

NOT IF YOU'RE A REAL MAN
kek

never even been on a real motorcycle so idunno if i am

download links=>pastebin.com/8zveVBep
reall-e-book.tk/

You think that's bad?
I've never been surfing before
or drunk
or surfing while drunk
am I still Australian?

I stopped it exactly on the scene where him and that girl dressed in white are about to walk into a club, that scene where the door opens and they're gonna go through it…
..nature calls..

I lost but holy shit that was glorious

that is kinda bad, and almost unbelievable.
i have done two of those things i think maybe im more Australian than you at heart

oh, gimme a sec to catch up

Ah but see, can you shitpost as well as an Australian?

i can't shitpost at all

let's start at 3:22

Well I'm back now so we can go earlier if you'd like.

20

gogogo

done

daft punk scene

(((occupied)))

This is the level I want to reach one day

news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/trump-has-appeared-in-skywriting-over-sydney-and-the-city-is-baffled/news-story/4a7af11354e189e98a4b03bbc3cbed4a

i have yelled that at a bar before. it's not that bad if everyone is already drunk

why are they on the blue side? red and orange are such nice colors
they have a more exciting feel to them

that is excellent, wonder how difficult skywriting is. my favourite australian besides you is the one who had the legendary party and refuses to apologise on the news


you are right but that's the way it is in like every movie.

hey Skitty
could you send me that email?

this is the best song

That 14 year old punk?
Hell yeah, hahaha, coppas and pollies got so butt hurt, they actually changed the law to make it illegal over that whole fiasco cause there was nothing they could do to punish the kid.
Bloody hilarious :P

You're Sweet~ haha.

don't fuk wityh the wizard kek

yeah i really admire him

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Skitty pls

he reminded me of the meme…

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What the hell is this slut saying?

come on
i need that account

im sorry, that sux. you should ask here though


who

I mean the one you gave me before but took it back

im not the one you want but if you mean the account you had that was called [RK] temp account or something, i think he gave it to reece.
but i dunno sorry

G'day RK, how's it going?

wait you're not Skitty?

Azzy?


not bad, cleaning my room and skyping with a friend

dafuq did u just call me


how did you lose your main anyway, you seem to do that often

nah i don't think so. but i believe this is

You're not sure you're not australian?

Slut

no u

It's hard to know for sure

the phone with authenticator broke and sms codes didn't work

I'd know then wouldn't I

You know since you own the account, you can just open a ticket with steam and they'll let you back on it.. Just give them the invoice information they ask for.

pshh

pshh

Not Azzy either :P

Cool cool.
why can't you make your own steam account?

I'LL GET RTHREAD

NEW Holla ForumsREAD

I just called you my bitch! Now drop them muthaphukkin drawas and turn around. Put your foot up on the damn chair and spread them buns.

save the ponies

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