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Am I the only one that prefers handjobs over having sex?

I like to give myself handjobs, but if I could have sex with myself I would.

Yes, Because I'm selfish and there is more of a build up. Oh and no chance babies

Am I the only one that prefers being fucked in the ass by my black neighbor while my wife french kisses him, over having sex?


No, really, I wonder

thought i was the only one
sex is just too messy
but we are probly just autistic


get out cucky

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I would rather have a girl milk me. Yes, I would like some of that please

never gotten a handjob from someone else, but I do prefer autohandjobs to sex

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No, I'm fat and lazy and sometimes I just want the wife to give me a wank rather than crawl up on top of her.