OK Holla Forums, I am angry. Angry at my landlady's cat.
I open the door not for two minutes and one of them pisses in the lower part of my bookshelf, next to where I keep my soap and spare toothbrushes. I poured so much bleach on the place where the fucker pissed I'm sure it's enough to gas a jew. It was marking its territory, now it is time for me to mark MY territory by killing them.
I am a nice person. I am kind to animals, one of her other cats had two kittens and I like to toss them bones and whatnot. But I am pissed, angry and enraged. No fucking animal pisses in my domain. I have to admit I have killed stray cats before with my pelet gun because they go through the garbage all the time and shat everywhere. But that was when I didn't live where I am now, and outright shooting my landlady's pets is out of the question.
So I need your advice on other methods, preferably poison. I've considered lacing chicken with bleach, but that probably won't work sinc ecats have a strong sense of smell. Perhaps cutting a needle with pliers and putting small, sharp bits in meat?
before someone says LeEdgy I'll say that killing animals, even when there's a good reason is not easy. It wasn't easy pulling the trigger, even on sick stray cats that shat everywhere
Daniel Nguyen
Tell her to keep her fucking cat out, if you have already done that pepper that fucker (ground pepper on the nose) and it will lose any interest in your room.
Leo Powell
Engine coolant in water is supposed to do something.
My pal was telling me it just makes them keep drinking they just get thirstier and thirstier and then die.
Now that I am explaining it maybe it could be fake.
Aiden Brown
It's legit but doesn't kill via dehydration, it's a sweet tasting poison that killed the liver.
Jackson Nelson
why dont you get over yourself bitch
Kayden Davis
The cat taught you not to leave your fucking door open. Next time it could be a nigger.
Andrew Wilson
This is were you should start to learn how to control your anger and channel it into something productive. The fact that you've already killed small animals before means you are on the wrong path. Am not saying you can't fuck up your life. I don't care. Just think about it.
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Grayson Thomas
okay op
Eli Price
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Gabriel Baker
sure dude, where do you live again?
Lucas Hernandez
Channel your anger into something useful… hatefuck the cat and livestream it.
David Howard
Ok op. I will tell you how to get your revenge.
Thomas Torres
Just wring its neck and throw it as far as you can.
Hunter Cook
Drink the engine coolant with the cat and commit a mass orgy suicide.
Carter Carter
This sounds effective.
Juan King
Your bleach idea sounds like it would work fairly easy, but it also sounds like the smell from it would make them not want to taste it or anything. If you have a dog let it go at the cat one night, just make sure no one is watching.
Matthew Howard
All these normies, standing up for the innocent animal.
Jackson Martinez
Either make it look like an accident or bury its corpse, OP. I'd slit its throat if I were you, quick, almost painless and safe.
Connor Bailey
Kill yourself instead
Zachary Fisher
Just mix rat poison with wet cat food, dummy. They won't go anywhere near anything with bleach in it.
Luis Hernandez
this is the best option, it will be suspicious that it randomly vanished, but she will probably think it died by getting attacked.
David Price
antifreeze in food, make sure its actually ethylene glycol or else it won't work hit it with a hammer in the head cut its throat """accidentally""" run it over hide its body in the woods or trash can of someone multiple streets down cleanup, obviously when landlady asks where cat is, offer to help her put up lost pet signs and look for it and shit (this makes you look innocent) and then you wait.
Eli Russell
here's a story for your ass:
Chase Rivera
pour some antifreeze outside. cats/dogs love that shit.
Anthony Morgan
It's nice to know that some grown men cant tell bleach apart from soda.
Adrian Williams
what kind of shitty fucking friends do that shit
Jose Gomez
really close friends. haven't seen them in +6 years now. neet life is good
Ayden Clark
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Andrew Perry
that was a waste of time. i love you?
Christian Bell
Shut up baby i know it
Sebastian Russell
OP, just do what said. She's not going to think you poisoned her cats. If you're really nervous then you can take a chisel to her car so she has a leak, should dispel any doubts. Alternatively just do and if you don't have a dense brush you can toss it then dig a grave or put it in the trash.
Gabriel Gutierrez
would be worth it to not put it in your trash, put it in the trash a few doors down, just in case the trash truck flings its corpse out onto the street in front of your/her place if your trash goes in a dumpster, no big deal
Hudson Perez
I would kill you before helping you kill a cat.
Cooper Diaz
Cats have a tendency of disappearing so just kill it and throw it in the woods. All she knows it found better food elsewhere.
Cameron Taylor
Im more of a dog killer but if you want the cat dead, make it dead. No need to pussyfoot with poison. If you really wanted to let out some anger smack it up with a bat.