THAT [Holla Forums] PONY BREAD

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That was much fun

great invention btw

the thing about toasters is that they're usable by anyone.

I don't like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=ie5WXDlxPWo&feature=youtu.be&t=324

thanks for baking

You mean the bot? I made a script a long time ago to use cleverbot to talk to people here, I didn't like it much and just modified it to spam post like that. It's just something you put in the user javascript and does the dirtywork for you.

hi

I've not checked up on that.

Yes I am, and you?

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i have and it is two hundred percent legal, one of only five states you are lucky

i remember that old bot. it was creepy. nice to see it being re-purposed.

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lol, i don't have weed, I think I would smoke it if I did tbh but it's been a good while

I don't think I've seen you in quite a while, how's it going?

The what
(((CITATION REQUIRED)))

also are these Bogdanoffs the new meme? fuggin kek

LOL

tbh if that was a movie this is what I'd wana watch right fuggin now

What is weed

yes

6

i gave you the quick rundown, make of it what you will

I've always wanted to spend time in a Tibetan monastery, learn how to properly meditate and live minimally.
I think it'd be nice.

there are almost certainly budhist monasteries in straya

Yeah I know where several are, the biggest one isn't that far from me at all either, but I think travelling to tibet to do so would be something entirely in and of itself as well.

checkd

have you seen 7 years in tibet? looks cool

Never heard of it tbh

its a good movie, Brad Pitt is in it. Go download it

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I will eventually, but it'll be towards the end of Feb if I do, I've gotta conserve my internet speeds

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Sharknado 4 is such a dumb movie and the trailers make it seem hilarious af but it has such super low ratings.. why is it so bad? I mean I can clearly see the chitty CGI sharks flying all over but how obviously CGI it is just makes it seem funnier

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just a simple scanning job, nothing special. hopefully pays the bills though.

it's a so bad it's good movie, so yeah the stars are low but it is entertaining because of how stupid it is.

Have you seen it? I skimmed through it and saw black guy asking for permission to use emergency brakes on a train… and then a shark ate his head when he peeked out the window fukin lmao

Evening, ponis

Evening!

How are you?

lol
no ive only seen the first sharknado, there's chainsaws and stuff

Pretty good, procrastinating as always

How's Ruby?

could grab it on DVD too i bet

Doing alright. Had myself some nice roast beef sammiches for dinner, thinking about taking a shower soon.

Gimme some!

I can't find anything..

Good luck

How's it going Cato, have you seen nommy lately?

probably

Watch The Core instead

you ever play ratchet and clank?

Think I've seen it. also it's not on netflix

nope

damn, it really should be

Netflix's movie library has gone down a lot

nvm then. there is a movie for it
gotta be other good stuff

We all know you love getting beef from me~

as long as they're beef sausages, sure

ur good stuff

why even lif

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What do you believe in above all, !SCRiP7kTTY?

can you be more specific?

hello friend!

lal

lets dress up in a red robe and unsheath our katanas and watch inuyasha all night

ponies suck, the show sucks and bronies are still cancer. I thought this fad would've died out in 2012

Do you believe in privacy?
Do you believe information should be free?
Do you believe in censorship?

I literally have no faith in this stupid sites ratings anymore

i would totally do that inuyasha may be girl anime but its cute.

bronies are gone, aint nobody here but us chickuns

bitch

ratings halfway based on your preferences
let that sink in

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Yes I believe in all those things.

They are not fictitious in the slightest and unlike imaginary creations, these things are definitions that describe one's current or prefered existential state, one's ability to acquire a instruction to help achieve an end product or the product itself and the last describes others actions, which is prohibiting information. I don't think these are all just made up things. So yes, they are believable.

how RUDE

hmmm… I don't like how this sites ratings work
I have to google things to see them on places like imdb just to be sure

It's girl anime? wut
dude it's fuggin awesome, was one of my favorite animals in school
10/10 tbh, would watch all again, I watched it all

I didn't mean to!
I am decently drunk!

I am finishing all of my fireball so I dont have to drink this stuff anymore!

and yeah, but O dont talk to him that much!

i watched it too, i dunno i dont think its bad ive just heard people call it a girl anime for some reason. if you liked that you might like xxxholic

made me google
the name is trashy, everything that showed up in google looks terrible
-10^100/10 would not watch

yes

same but it will get better the more things you rate and there are other things you can do to make it even better. your fault

bark.

You arent scriptkitty!!

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Nooooo, whiskey is my favorite at this point

just not fireball, it is too much of a candy

tru

I bet
one is a breedermare

yall sock.

Do you think sanctum is good? Have you seen it? How about you recomend something.. Your last one was good. I really can't choose..

ill sock you!!

hers an AMV from it, it looks spoopy and weird,

finally Skitty is posting furry bondage porn! hes truly one of us now!

bork

well i mean you cant just throw it out

what did he mean by this

Your face is a breedermare~

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I saw a bunny so I assumed a broodmare

yeah, and only a few people take advantage of it nowadays

no idea, is it that spooky cave diving movie by james james cameron the greatest pioneer?
you know it will take me forever to find one but i can look if you look too

ya i saw some on jewtube, the ppl look like phasmids and it's all weird

Yes, I do think so. You don't have to look if you're doing something else. I'm still looking through what they got in hopes to find something.

yeah i really got my hands full rn sorry pal

Have you seen captain america civil war?

maybe three fourths of it but i was on a plane so not really i guess. do you like marvel movies?

it kinda made me think of Inuyasha a bit with the weird fox spirit guy and all the demons floatin around and such. but yeah the people are drawn kinda weird, it seems to be trying a little hard to be spoopy.

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yes
just saw the trailer thing for sharknado four it looks wild. we should watch sometime

sick digits bro

They seem OK. I saw this movie with wezdor once called deadpool, it was pretty rad, I loved it

deadpool is way different tho since it is rated r. the pg13 ones are far more sterile

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kek, I saw it too and thought the same, we totally should. or maybe leave it so its something to see (((in the chimney))) one day.. maybe idunno.. depends on u.. and stuff

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yeah i suppose it does. we'll keep it on the chimney list then. u ever see sahara? sort of a fun movie. i think

I don't really care about the ratings though. Well, I do care but only to a negligible degree. The only thing I don't like about Rated R movies is that they always have some faggy love scene where the guy kisses a girl and then implied sex happens for like 2 minutes so I close my eyes.

fuckin lol

what i mean is that since it is r it made the movie a lot more fun full of goofs and gaffs that aren't quite as prevalent as their pg13 counterparts. you might love the other ones to but i dunno, they are entertaining but not as

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Kek, fair enough, I was just joking either way~

Fair enough, I was going to pester him about hotas set up one last time before I decide on if I'm getting one or not

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no

chekt

Yeah, I knew that. I just wanted to say that because lol

I haven't seen it.
I was looking through action and adventure and just found a movie I kinda wana watch called unbranded but I don't think it's something you'd like, more like something I'd like maybe..

ihjhghkjghj

thanks

I've actually seen that and it's cool but it's a documentary. some dumb options: precious puppies, ocean's twelve, harlock: space pirate, the wave

You really saw it? Neat. The start really looks like the area I live. Same climate and flora.
I kinda wanted to suggest that one but wasn't sure. I'd watch that one if you want too. Harlock seems to be in Japanese though and you have to read subtitles so maybe oceans twelve?

yeah it was a bit ago and i got bored, but it was informative and definitely not bad.
that's probably because they start in mexico, where you live. yeah i had a feeling it would be subbed. have you ever seen an ocean's movie? do you like heists?

PSHHHH
I have not. You mean to say there's 12 oceans movies? Yes, they seem fun. Wasn't the usual suspects something like that? Whichever you want tbh
also gimme a moment, im doing something

no it starts at ocean's eleven and goes to thirteen. i really like eleven and love thirteen, twelve is still good tho.
usual suspects is a totally different flavour, more serious but a great movie. wat ru doing

Oh, well like I said whichever's fine to me.
..meditating

yeah maybe but what would be your preference? don't make me flip a coin or something. that's lewd tho

lol I'm kidding
but we can never make up our minds wtf x)
wow
just

JUST

earlier u suggested the wave, just looked at it and reminds me of that dooms day movie where the planet started getting colder and colder and they were inside a building and the outside air was so ridiculously cold it literally killed people the moment it touched them and stuff and ppl were freezing, not sure if it was 2012 or something. also reminds me of the perfect storm. how about lets do that one? I'm gonna get some coffee too

The day after tomorrow is what you're thinking about.

yaright
that is the day after tomorrow
okay, let's try it then, just tell me when

He is still in the [email protected]/* */ thread

y not

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right-o, yes that is the one

chekt
Stop judging me.
I couldn't remember the name. At first I thought it was the perfect storm. I have seen all three of those and this The Wave seems like it'd fit great with those on my watched list. The ratings aren't bad on my end.
Give me a few minutes while the coffee comes out.

It's so fucking COLD outside…

make me, fgt
k

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I'm ready when you are.

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start at 12:35

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started

kk

please dont be subtitles the whole way…

is the entire movie in another language? fucking what netflix

oh god it totally is

i think if you go to options you can switch it to english audio but i haven't tried also dub tends to be notgood

LOL it's labeled
(((INTERNATIONAL)))

I just remembered I haven't seen halo fall of reach, have you? would you rather that one? It does have an english audio version and you're right. it's not too bad but I wouldn't mind trying halo fall of reach tbh

the english sound dub isn't that bad..

ive been tricked

yes

dubs are 4 fags

i can't do this right now let's switch

To HFoR?

Furries are lewd

yep

start at 12:54

how even

almost as lewd as animes, but I dont know

There you are

there we go

lol
this looks like a mid twothousands cut scene
dope

like I think they should have stuck with the videogames cutscenes animations for the movie.. I always loved all the games cutscenes.

yeah but a bit more artsy or something..

Hey user. I'm in the Travis thread.

Either way im all about this, those subtitles were gonna kill me, this is silly and perfect

I know, I just haven't seen him the last few weeks, I was wondering if osmething happened, that's all.
Thank you, thouhg

he just shoved that bitch right the fuck off

LMFAO my sides

nonsense. all my furs wear clothes!

saved

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why these bitches getting tossed

This one doesnt!

LMFAO why are they throwing girls all around
did u see that

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yeah and then right into the van
it's great

this scene is reminiscent of the givers opening

poni

fucking jorge
always with the backtalk

LOL he pronounced it in spanish x)

poni!

did that 300 spartans killing thousands really happen?

How's it going Herpy?

I'll be back.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae

pretty much. perhaps slightly exaggerated.
have you seen the movie 300?

Herp!

fuckin BRUTAL

Yep. Theres still a legit monument to them at Thermopylae.

yeah it was rad

Waddup

Home from work, eatin apples.
You?

CATO

HERPY!!

I used to have a hat like officer mendez… I really want it back, someone stole it at mardigras party at SPI.

going to go forage for supplies in post apocalyptic mexico?

Hehe, I know your favorite kind of lingerie

The movie exaggerates it, but yes, 300 men managed to keep more than 2 million from marching forward, and slaughtered countless numbers of them in the process.

Apples are the best

get fuckin stoned

why were they all hostile..

made me laugh

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaas!

yeah that isn't an accurate figure check the wiki

Was gonn stay and chat a lil but i feel like fappin and then vidya.
I will be a steam, tho

That was a fuggin monkey skull

just scootin. you?

SIEG HEIL!

Unf~

ikr
the heck

hey there

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See you!

♥

how goes it?

FAPPUFAPPU TIEM

Also they seem to live in a super advanced technological era and they can't do a simple surgery and use anesthesia?

is das skitty's friend who is a boy?

good, just watching that show that's a competition for the new mythbusters host. no matter who wins, we lose. how are you?

this isn't simple surgery at all, it is a genetic augmentation procedure that does stuff like raise reaction time %300

also he was just benching like five hundred pounds

Smoky, you guns, right?

LOL
I don't get that part, did those guys go in there with the idea to fight him acknowledge they might die in the process? Fuggin WOT

Goddammit man, even when I'm not in a mood for fapping, you still get me in the mood for bending you over a table and fucking you raw.

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wooow
you're just a lewdie~

yeah, just following orders i guess. plus they probably thought they would kick his ass

Have fun

well shit. can they select the old on?

im doin ok here

Yes, and they also had long flowing hair they combed before battle. No really they didlong hair meant you were strong in the ancient world

RaDiCaL

in the nick of time

no they can't use an old one. that's the obvious choice. because the elephant in the room is that discovery fired three perfectly good host candidates. now they're trying to give the job to people who win the position as part of a reality show, and thus can be paid peanuts because they're a nobody. every one of the potential hosts is a cringe factory. certainly none have the on screen chemistry adam and jamie had.
they should have just left it dead.

so much faggotry

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but a dead show makes no money, so LETS RAEP TEH CORPSE!!!!!

im not gay

youtube.com/watch?v=LT4y2TovcTo

The Persian leader sent a scout to check on what they were doing before battle and had to tell his General that the Spartans were doing calisthenics and combing eachother's hair. They did it in braids too.

and this is a full on necrophile morgue party straight out of a tom petty video. half of it is just clips of the old show.

What I've always loved about this game is how poetic those aliens can be. You can be God and I'll be the alien race that is instrumental to their Gods will.

Yeah, I believe you

thats kinda fucked up to tease you with the old good stuff as they rip it away from you and defile it.

i didn't say that

Goth is attractive

Yeah, I like that character

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I'm not gay either~

good ole stocking

I like the names of their ships and stuff. high charity, arbiters, etc. sometimes i wish i had xbox.
okay yes

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so far the myths they're testing are like the "b" myths from the old show, the ones that didn't require exploding cars or other fun stuff. more like the fabrication side of it. at least some of the stuff they build is cool.

Reminds me of that one cartoon where that guys sister is into sexing little sisters.
Mate used to be hard core into it and showed it to me a few times, I got bored pretty quick though.
Had an overly long and strange title, something like 'There's no way my sister can be this cute' Or something. I don't even know anymore.

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It's really cool.

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The Truth and Reconciliation was the name I liked best of the covenant ships.
Cruiser class, it was damaged by the Pillar of autumn while on approach to the first discovered Halo.
Fuckin Halo man, I love that shit… though halo 4 and 5 and inevitably 6 took a giant shit on the story lines and everything. which shits me off to no end.

Exactly!
legware > nice panties

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreimo
?

no u

Yeah that's it.
I dunno why he'd choose his bitch sister over goth girl in that.
but whatever, who cares right?

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those ceilings are clearly higher than three meters

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erect.jpg

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this guy with the breached suit resembles revolver ocelot from MGS a lot

1 skittyhole breach coming right up.

yeah, I've always liked the darker ones that wear stockings all the time in animes better than the small blonde ones

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who give a fuck about sam let's be real

that was it? what the fuck

wow

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Yep, it was fuggin TIGHT Tok i mean dawg
Are there more of these elsewhere? I want to watch more like these :(

ANATA TAIDA DESU NE?

indeed.

True, I dunno, I've stopped watching cartoons.
Can't remember the last one I watched.
I tried zoids recently for a while but couldn't get into it.

ooga booga

How have you been, I haven't seen you in ages
or maybe I have, but I havent talked to you in ages

I just watch what's airing

i think he was basic af

i liked that. an shutup that's what it sounded like in the recording. there is one that is better but not on netflix atm
wat do

Any recommendations?

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Also, how many campaign promises does Trump have left to fulfill? He's covered everything except appointing a special prosecutor for Hillary.

meh, same as always, you?

rakugo
it has a longer name, but that is the part you can google

it is one of those that not very many people know about, but the people who have watched it have almost all loved it

#nobully
I think sometimes I can say things weird, especially in such situations…
which one is it?
also idunno, I'm not sleepy at all, I think I went to bed quite late yesterday.. I can't even recall what time I went to bed

socially, meh
professionally, awesome

I lied, gundam builder was the last 2 part series I watched.
Actually like it a lot.

The new gundam series is actually really good also

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There's a new gundam series?

nah i jut made a retarded guess, i mean who ever was named tok? besides the dog in the phantom tollbooth. there is another halo movie called Forward Unto Dawn and it is apparently better. you went to bed before me i will tell you when cause i assume it is when you stopped responding. hm nvm there aren't times next to texts. but i did accidentaly put a thing on it thinking it would show me more data, whatevs it was prolly around seven

rude

Yeah, Iron Blood Orphans
It's set 200 years after the calamity war and it's pretty deep into the second season now

Possibly, I'm not so certain I'd be interested in another gundam honestly, build fighters was completely different, otherwise they're always the same story retold slightly differently.
Colonies want independance, earth doesn't want to, colonies are actually pretty bad people, fucked up shit happens, someone or several someones die, war ends, shit sucked, time to not suck shit.

if one lurker saved it. Other lurkers saved it too.

I'm not fussed, 2 of the characters aren't displayed at all as far as I can tell.

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yeah but you keep posting it

is it not all there?

also I have other options if needs be.
one of which you all know as my original code.

So yeah, won't matter in the long run.

That's only the 2nd time I've posted it.

Hello there!

right, and there's always more

yeah i've only seen two. but still

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I think this one is actually a decent amount different. It is much more character based.
I guess it is still the whole "this small group of abused people band together and do X" but it isn't really "we want to overthrow X" it is more about how that small group gets out of their exploitation

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Yeah, with a 1080 and an i7 it really isn't difficult to create and find more.

True, fair enough

what do you do for work?

I'm bored an have nothing better to do.

have they tested anything that needs a railgun yet? if not i call shenanigans

Oh my fucking god cupcake

Fleuuuuur! hey i gotsa question!

I work for the department, but most of my time goes to school

I'm going to start gradschool this summer, so I will be TA/RA'ing

should watch if you get a chance

what..? nobody.. I had said dawg and I think it sounded like tok I guess idunnoo.
I wana watch this..
if you want :P

ok?

department?

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i know, we're on the same page. yeah so do i but i can't. let me check if apple tv has it. last digit decides how many beers you drink

lol, I don't have any and it's almost 3.

wow gay
let's do some shots together. i know you got some
and i can get it on apple tv, you got a way to watch it?

I don't have that either…
Maybe off the pirate bay, let me check

also I found a movie on netflix called monsters and kinda like it but imdb says it's low rated i think..

go find an agave plant and squeeze some tequila out. also i dont believe you got no alcohol in your house.

it has four and a half stars on my netflix

are you a petboi? or just a cuteboi?

I really don't.

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madness

I have a very low tolerance for liquor or bottle or whatever so I avoid it because it will absolutely fuk me up.
I found the movie on netflix but it only has 4 active seeders.. wow
it's gonna take 30 minutes to download 2gb… I downloaded mona from like 80 seeders in 4 minutes and it was the same size.

petboi?

im more or less the same, alcohol isn;t kind to me. I get drunk easily and have awful hangovers

yeah exactly. i wanto see.
i can just watch lost until then. unless you are dissuaded now

the way he's drawn in this reminds me of Don Karnage

I never get hangovers, always wake up feeling pretty good except for other things.

lol no, I'd just drink regular beer..
You can do what you like but I do want to watch this. and probably monsters whenever you'd like.

like reecey or miracle

definitely resemblance

boring
okay tell me when it's ready to go yeah?

check em

technically Don is a red wolf, but still. him and Sher Khan were pimp as fuck villains

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Yes, sure. By the way, where did that 'emissions like those of horses' weirdness come from? I read all your posts in that voice now.

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Ok a while ago it said it would take 50 minutes but now it says it's 8 minutes to go before it finishes.

Ezekiel 23:20
but i was drunk and all slurry then

nice

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man some of his fursuits are damn cool!

pshhh
didn't seem like it

….and some of them are less cool…
do not look directly at it

i can talk better

lucky you

ahh, a total bottom?

So this version of halo the movie uses actual people and stuff? interesting..

i got no idea
u ready?

However, I do get a hangover when I don't drink water when drinking. But I rarely ever do that. You probably don't drink a shitload of water before you sleep when drinking which is likely the only reason that happens.

Yeah it just finished right now.
Give me like 5 minutes pls

kk tell me when you are ready

my main question is if itd offend you to be called that, or if you'd like it. Its for a pic I made, I thought of adding you to it but wasnt sure.

the movie I just got starts with someone's face right off the bat, no intro or anything, will yours start the same way?

lemme see

give cap so i can go there, there is a bit of an intro

how much is a shitload?

lol im a switch, but more of a top :3
I just have a nice ass, enough people wanna pound it~

ah ok im glad i didnt then haha. i remember you'd mentioned that, i had an impulse to lump you in with our other local cutebois who are also petbois. heres the pic

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yes?

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Finished your drink yet?

ok

last person I thought I would see here, how the fuck are you?

Skitty, where can I get a trump shirt maga cap, a feminism is cancer shirt, and trump bumper sticker?

I wanna get these things and trigger some fools

ask
idunno lol

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im like three minutes in and this doesn't look live action yet
hm. and haven't seen this face, but the opening creds are still rolling

oh wait

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Nick, same question

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nah it looks the same nah, it is live action which is sick, and i see the character from your cap but the scene hasn't happned yet. which is weird casue im nearly six minutes in and plot stuff is happening. what is the runtime of your movie?

mine is ~1:31

amarula liqueur fuck yeah. ima drink n go to bed

amarula.com/

this is where i got my hats and stuff. there is another good site for shirts but i don't feel like searching for it right now
shop.donaldjtrump.com/

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weird. that is no less than ten minutes in and the dialogue seems different. if you can hold your horses for five mins and let me get there that'd be swell

Solong schmegegge.

ok

gnight Skitty!

gnight other Skitty!

gnight Rap!

twelve minutes in, still haven't gotten to that scene, but i sense it's close

wow wtf… I wonder what I may be missing..

a training sequence that looked like real battle, establishing shots of the military academy, the whole intro which talked about some ship being fucked and drifting in deep space and cortana freaking out and trying not to become a rogue ai.

I wonder if this version I have might be some different version that plays out subtly different.. that would fuggin SUCK

Blew, Hollywood is threatening to stop making shit films with crap actors.

20 minutes in now. are you sure that is how it begins? the runtime on yours said 1:31 i thought so this makes no sense

chekt
yeah, that's how it begins.. this sucks, must be some alternate version….. what now?

ok I found the scene you described with cortana

seems you are missing this intro…

Gay

Faaaget!

no way
we need to get to the bottom of this because it is real cool
watch
thank hun

okay keep watching a bit and tell me if you get to a woods fighting scene

uranist

yeah it does seem rad
…
yes s-sir

I stopped drinking a while ago, yes. gonna make some food soon.

why's that? I've been in and out of here for a few weeks now. smokey brought me around these parts.

I'm fine, just enjoying my weekend. had my first week of work in a while this last week. just got a new job.
how about yourself?

breitbart website store I'd imagine.

i mean it like this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huns
so it's not gay bro. i think yours just had a weird start. and will be the same as mine in a bit

meh, same old, started a new job too, watching trump do his thing, god the butthurt lol

Oh, ok.

I imagine he could literally cure cancer and he'll still have a massive group of people calling him "literally hitler"

i don't want to bother you but can you cap it when you get twenty minutes in? then i will have a reference point and we can do it

im at this scene where a guy wakes up from a thing and started puking all over the grated floor and now they're going outdoors.. and people are shooting

have you seen bolt btw? i really love bolt

one guy just died

no lol

bolt is such a good movie

Lol Europe is tired of the muslim horde, people here are being such faggots over this, its awesome. I'm loving every minute of it, the sjws, sluts and all the other sacks of shit who made the past 8 years unberable are just loosing it, if commiefornia splits watching the marines put them in their place will be the icing on the cake

shit
yep this is the simulated battle scene. so i am like fifteen mins ahead of you. this isn't a spoiler but i just finished the scene wear he watches the vid message from his bro.

want to watch it sometime?

ikr
underrated

I really want commiefornia to leave the union so we can have a solid 100 years of republicans hailing Trump like a second Ronald Regan.

it's going to be a very amusing 4-8 years, that's for sure.

did you reach the part where some black kid shoots the white one on the floor with his paintball gun?

yeah, like i said i am maybe thirteen minutes past that part.
lol woops
nbd you will catch up to me and we will be golden

The man just fulfilled most of his campaign promises in the first week, he's getting re-elected.

cool

Yes, of course.

all I want is for this bullshit to shake things up enough that people actually give a shit about politics in the future.

he certainly defies expectations at nearly every turn

that's assuming he doesn't abolish the term limit and become emperor

okay cool
sorry for typing wear instead of where

AXIOS

anything is possible. this is the land of opportunity after all.

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lol don't worry about it
this movie seems really rad tho, good effects and stuff.. how come i never heard of it..

lol no commiefornia is too valuable, my hope is shit gets out of hand and they send in the marines and kill a lot of people, make comiefornia great again.

People are sick and tired of the bullshit, what makes me laugh is how many gay people voted for trump.

trump is a far more gay friendly candidate than hilary was. he's the only one with the balls to call islamic terrorism what it is and be willing to do something about it. I don't care if he personally doesn't approve of lgbt or not, he has clearly stated he wants to protect the rights of people like that.

i do worry about it tho
yeah it seriously does, fantastic quality for a videogame movie.
pause it right when he sits on his bed after they say lights out doors closing. this is immediately following the scene where he watches the brother vid. that is where i am waiting currently and when you are there we will coordinate a start time

OK, I reached the scene where he clicks a video and it starts off with 'hey lil bro its day 131 blah blah'

you almost there. pause as soon as his butt hits the bed

Sadly, I have the feeling that if don is ever greeted by a room full of people shouting "Hail God Emperor" he'd only laugh and never actually pull it off.
Also, I believe Congress and the Supreme Court get to decide his term limitation.

you and I both know the average lgbt isnt like these assholes, we just like men thats it.
Hilary should be in jail. By the way, new job?

also if you don't get the quad sevens i will be distraught. you have to say axios in your post

Some Lisp I wrote:
;; Simulate the Monty Hall problem for a given number of trials;; Return the number of successes(define (iterated-monty-hall ntrials) (foldl (lambda (_ count) ;; Methodology: ;; ------------------------------------------------------ ;; Player chooses door 0 ;; Car is placed behind door 0, 1, or 2 at random ;; Monty chooses door 1, unless it contains a car, else 2 ;; Player switches to door Monty didn't choose every time ;; Count is incremented if Player switched to the car (let* ((door-with-car (random 3)) (monty-choice (if (= door-with-car 1) 2 1)) (player-switch (if (= monty-choice 1) 2 1))) (if (= player-switch door-with-car) (+ count 1) count))) 0 (range 0 ntrials)))(let* ((iterations 100000) (successes (iterated-monty-hall iterations)) (ratio (/ successes iterations))) (display "Ratio of results from ") (display iterations) (display " iterations: ") (display ratio) (newline) (if (> ratio 0.5) (display "Switch strategy was the more effective choice.") (display "Switch strategy was a poor choice.")) (newline))

Output:
Ratio of results from 100000 iterations: 66567/100000Switch strategy was the more effective choice.

Ok, also sorry for being annoying but once I hit that I'm going to take a quick shower.. it's 4:19 and I am getting rather sleepy so I'd rather take one right now…

we all know this is barron's endgame, his majestic father is only paving the way. and with the impending supreme court it won't be difficult. and in four years there will be a ninety percent republic control of congress, i already bet fivebux on it. so wont be issue friend

it's okay, i made you wait all that time, can i take a shower too?

Well of course. Secession is illegal after all, the leftists would get to have their "glorious commie revolution" before being tried as Traitors. Democrats who often think with their hearts before their brains, would either fight to the last man or commit suicide as we retook the state.
Thus making California pretty fucking red.

there's a wide range of all kinds of people who are lgbt and allies alike. what is important to me in this case is that trump says he wants to protect our rights, and his actions reflect as such.
yes, she should be in jail. if anyone else had done the same things she had they would already be in prison. but she's far from the only person to ever get away with crimes because of power and influence, so not much use fretting over it at this point.

yes, new job. just a simple scanning job, but it's something at least.

I paused it right where you said.
lel, of course
I won't be long, imma go do it now

Not sure if Barron is ready to put on an Augustus role at 18

whelp, been a long day, going to bed, nini

:3333
*pats ur butt

sleep well, fleur.

perfect, exactly where i am.
i realise i can't because it takes like ten minutes for the room to fill with steam and i don't want to delay us any longer. i will do it once you go to bed.

true enough. i think he was in his late thirties and that was some old shit for back then. but have you seen barron? i think he might have it in him

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hmm

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no

damn

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wtf

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*smaks lips*

you win this time

you are a rude person

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I'm sure you'll get it next time

I get the feeling the boy is detached from reality after living his life so far up in the clouds.
Maybe Jr.?

Yeah but maybe it's all an act. If not I think Jr is a great choice, his speech at the convention was dynamite. Let's not forget Ivanka, she could be the greatest female leader of all time

I'm back. That gud wash is pretty rad.

I took longer than expected. It's cause it's so cold right now.. I didn't want to step out..

yeah it's my new favourite brand. i think it's a burts bees product. i want to
you

I think I see double

But then the hot water ran out the it started getting cold..

LOL

that sux, but it's also good or you would have been in there all day, or maybe fallen asleep. let us start it at 4:55, is that okay?

Yessir

I'm pretty sure you fuckers are the only cunts posting on Holla Forums right now. Why not participate in some other threads?

Holla Forums has nothing worth while to offer

👌

the other threads are inexplicable worse than this one

I started it now

perfect

You're right, but don't act like this is the pinnacle of all internet discussion. Sniffing your own farts and praising them all day is no way to exist unless you're into that kind of thing

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We never said anything of those things.
This thread is and has ever been hot garbage

always been
sigh

I wouldn't dream of acting like that, which is why i said the other threads are inexplicably worse, as in it is hard to believe there could be threads worse than this one, but alas

Salty af

give me your quiche

You love your hot garbage though. We're all creatures of habit, slowly picking away at our comfort corpses until the rotting flesh is no longer enough to sustain us.

It's probably worse because I've been posting instead of lurking tonight

smug "af"

what did he
what

This pile of feces has been on fire for so long it's no use in trying to put it out.
Just accept it

Yeah probably, not that i lurk anyways so im not sure you have any idea what you are talking about. i try to keep the quality as consistently low as possible

hand it over

It's all yours.. w-whatever it is.. a pie?

i realise now you said im and not your, this is a perfect example of the low quality i achieve regularly

fine, i don't even want your dumb quiche anymore. give me all your folders

No't to mention this thread is 80% you talking to yourself

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You hear my cries for help, but do nothing but half-heartedly sympathize and continue to pick at bones.

consistency over quality is the running theme around here. also why are you talking to yourself does someone else have your trip or are you schizoid

I can't talk to myself or something?

your folder, you will give it to me as a backup and so i can post them at you to further confuse people.

the thread is not very lively so i need to have someone to talk to

I'm not sure what your point is

No that's completely fine, i'm just mentioning what a good job youre doing to sustain a low quality thread

taking off the helmets was clutch

but then you will see it and think I'm autistic af
i also have it shared on my phone so i can post with it lol

is that fuggin OBAMA

What the hell happened to this place

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my original point was why not post in other threads to stimulate more topical engaging conversation but I just looked at the front page and there's five pedo threads, two meme threads, a few edgy threads and a webm thread. i'm sorry this is the best Holla Forums has to offer

Glad you realized that.
You're welcome to stay I'f you'd like

you make up like 60% of the posts

so what. you should still do it at some point . yeah i thought you had em on there

yes

😂👉👌

Tirk is gay

really

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yeah I use the iCloud thing to share it, works very nicely.
I will, just remind me tomorrow and I'll do.

i watched the first season of this show back in 2011 as a meme. show is gay shit, but I know these threads have literally nothing to do with the show. anyway how was your day

never heard of this
kek
interesting

Hey whats the big idea
Skye is the fagatron himself

I haven't watched past season 3
This place has nothing to do with the show anymore.
Bruh my day just started, just woke up and made some coffee

The one and only unparalleled uranistic ungulate of the thread.

sweet thanks

yeah it is used so much at this point it is a bit of a gag.
rip brother

yikes did you have a stroke right there?

nice numbers

daily caffeine is a zero sum game, mate. nothing to win and only money to lose.

your commitment to talking to yourself is really putting me off

Are you trying to lecture me about caffeine?

I'm having a stroke right now tbh

barely even. i just learned a relevant new term. sleeping dictionary check on urban dictionary

im sorry but i can't stop

Lolno

oh lewd

absolutely yes

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Why not switch to hourly injections of cocaine? You could become a schizophrenic maniac like your fluttershy friend, and the stimulation would actually feel like something at first, and then crushing emptiness.

then talk more interestingly to your alter egos

who is this fagit

LOL
I think I found it.

this is some intense chit

Sounds really tempting, think of all the shitposting I could do as a schizophrenic coke addict.

I'm playing, it's 40F in my room. Not a great time to have damage done to the brain from interruption of its blood supply.

yes

i liked when that ship launching thing got blown cause that girl was like my mom is admiral i get to go first. the elites are fucking cool

that is crazy cold are you srs
how even comfy

libs still fucking up seattle airport, when will they just move to sweden and bother them for a bit

I heard the faggot who made Evangelion blew the budget and drugs and whores, and ever since I heard that it's made me think how much self hating garbage one man can pump out if he's placed in front of a computer and given stimulants.

playing with yourself?
I can't think of a time brain damage from interruption of blood supply would be good.
Maybe if you were being tortured.

Coke, meth, adderal and alcohol are all great things if you want to do some quality shitposting online

aw yeah it's master chief
and 117, that's the guy from the last movie yeah?

where did 117 come from? lol is he now the main character?

what the hell are you guys watching?

ofc

aw shit that pic is cute af

yeah i think he just popped in to save these guys, last living people on the planet damn

cool af.

it's not so bad. could be worse. also I exaggerated, more around 49-50f

yeah it is

still chilly, are you bundled up?
lol

Is there perhaps a superior cyan version?

An opiate fog can often provide the incoherency and lack of critical thinking/problem solving required to make posts about funny bananas.
Either way, caffeine is naughty. Stay away!

are you waking up or up late

nope, camo pants and white t and socks…. like the majority of my wardrobe is camouflage pants kek

Mate my diet is 80% sugar free energy drinks.
It's too late for me

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You're just poisoning yourself with aspartame, user. I bet you still eat chips with monosodium glutamate in them. And use soap with sodium laureth sulfate in it.

i bet i could make those pistol shows liek that

right, well that is a peculiar situation for someone who doesn't hunt and isn't in the military, but perhaps you want to be prepared for an invasion. you need to have more comfy things though, this doesn't sound comfy anough

sup. you were right forward unto dawn is gr8

I probably do all those things

Next you'll tell us red meat and breast milk accelerate cancer.

i will take you up on that bet and will make a side bet that i can score better with a 9mm from twenty five yards

I just found a half empty monster can behind my monitor.
Score

As long as you can deal with the side effects go hard. But just for me, read the ingredients on your soaps and potato chips.

No, I'm not a vegan cuck. And I know the study that supposedly proves that a diet of red meat is more cancer causing than the alternative fails to take into account that the body process all proteins regardless of type into the same chemical that causes the cancer in the first place. Or something. I haven't read that study in a long time. Also, get your b12 from meat. But milk is a waste of time unless you're literally under five years old

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I really ffugin love camo themed stuff. what's wrong with that?

Worse, you're a pseudo medical expert.

nuthins wrong with it, it's just peculiar. i think you should go all out with it, not just pants but every item of clothing. lasky cries like a bitch

PSSSHHHH

I was exaggerating.. You likely would…

Shush queer

Who is who?

I would if I could. flashlights camo, bed, some cloths, most jackets, your hat lel.. i also have a blanket thats camo..

Oh no, fat and salt

Sounds fun.
Soap ingrediens: Aqua, Sodium laureth sulfate, Sodium chloride, cocamindopropanyl Betaube, PEG-4 rapseseedamide, Lauryl Glucoside, glycerin acrylate copolymer, DMDM Mydantion, Idaeus Fruit extract, Propylene glycol, Benzonic acid, sodium benzoate, Maltodextrin, Sodium Lauroyl Glutamate, Coco-Glucoside and Citric acid

i thought you were a crackshot on the level of annie oakley. it would be close im sure

that's pretty good, still think you should casually wear a ghillie suit though

Told ya :3
Only good thing to come out of halo 4/5/6

homofag

Better stop walking. Every step you take kills hundreds of thousands of blood cells.

i want another one
i bet this is it tho huh?

Nice dubdubtrips, slutbutt

LMFAO
imagine… all wierd

Well I better stop then because a guy on the internet told me to

Trips don't lie hun

Two dubs cancel out trips, semendemon

this was good, im pleased

There's the landfall short series for Halo 3, they're all only on youtube though:

youtube.com/watch?v=JHARbGayUnk

I bet you go out in the sun light too. Exposure to sun light will kill you faster. Didn't you know that? Stupid.

Nu uh does not
Cum gurgler

Jokes on you, where I live we don't have sunlight for 6 months a year

Just like you. When are you going to bed? II'm still quite wide awake. Maybe the coffee had something to do with it.

I'd rather have a quarter of an idea what I'm saying then dismiss perfectly reasonable discussion out of an attack on the character of my arguement rather then the content :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))

are you getting up or staying up

It's a neurotransmitter that will probably cause brain damage if you snort refined MSG dust or eat a bag of chips a day

Not good soap. Buy some ivory bars of soap

I honestly don't care

Here's a gay PDF
infiniteunknown.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Excitotoxins.pdf

That's ok I just like to spew garbage to feel self righteous and smug

are you really? same answer as always unless you are gonna stay up forever. by the way the scene your movie started with is what is playing after the credits on mine. that through us off.
are we doing another one?

That's fine, I can't blame you

There's also the ODST shorts and there's a museum short as well, but good luck spiggen finding that one.
I'll try for you thouhg.

youtube.com/watch?v=swCCjXaCAds

Well that was fucking easier than I thought.

youtube.com/watch?v=GX5Kh1f5ksY

I think there is
But this is the closest i have

Woke up.

Are they the same quality as forward unto dawn tho?

Its 1300?

Msg is a naturally occurring substance found in fucking tomatoes…
Lethal dose is 18g per kg in rats, so probably far higher in humans

I've probably done more damage to my brain than anyone in this thread. It's probably my biggest accomplishment.

Man everyone's waking up and I'm getting ready to pass out

just because something is natural doesn't make it healthy. go eat some poison ivy and hug a bear if they're so healthy to mankind. also, even though it's not a lethal dose, a high enough serving repeated over a lifetime can cause permanent damage

They're shorts.
but yeah, the landfall one, the first link? is where the live action stuff really took off.

I exaggerated. I'm a bit tired but kinda restless. You really wana do anotherone? Which? If so then give me a moment cause I watched this one from my desk and it is quite cold here so I wana get on the sofa and get in a blanket… and post from phone.. which will make it a ton slower for me to post.. tfw can't use you as a pillow

Stay up anyway. Switch to the superior European timezone

Good enough, thanks Wezzley

You're probably right, I'm more worried about my kidneys and liver.

It's the next day slightly faster, so don't tempt me to switch. Ever watch the episode of canadian comedy corner gas where Oscar switches to Australian time and it ruins his life for awhile?

He can always give you pillow talk

Whoah no

Youre fucktarded
So humans would be living till 130 if it wasnt for all the toxic tomatoes and cheese we consume?
Piss off

switch to a european time zone and eat horse meat huh
i got some horse meat for u

what are u
sum kind of faggot?

Skye the sticker of dick in butts

Can't say i have. Do you have much to do today anyway?

I have no fucking idea how you're more healthy than i am with all the garbage you consume.

Here i am, watching my diet, no sugars, home prep meals and water only and i'm sick 90% of the time.

cool thanks

if you want to. i think it might be a let down after that tho. i think comfort wins out over speed of posting in this case. tfw can't be used as pillow

Ye

The sticker of dicker in butts

what'd be a let down?

To be honest I'm as surprised as you are.
I should have been kill long ago.
I used to chug 4Liters of coca cola a day.
Then 2 monster energy a day with sugar.
and now sugar free monster and alcohol.
And you cant have a weekend without chips or cheese balls

Or you can scan him the imprint and he gets a new set made? Much cheaper and faster

I got over my drinking when I was like 13, drinking is for fucking babies and fools who can't do better. Assuming of course that's where the liver damage came from

If you ate like one thousand tomatoes in one setting or about ten grams of monosodium glutamate, yeah there will be negative consequences. And I never claimed longer lifespan, the negative effects include some forms of frontal lobe brain damage and increased Alzheimer risk. Read this PDF. Or don't, you probably don't give a shit so I'm going to be passive aggressive until we forget about this. infiniteunknown.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Excitotoxins.pdf

Not until tuesday but if my schedule is this fucked by then I won't be able to work anyway

that was a fun movie, so we would need something as good or better

How do you not have Type-2 adult onset Diabetes, Mr Brimley?

If you need context for any of them I'm happy to provide.
I jsut realised what landfalls about and… yeah it might not make a lot of sense.
but it's cool none the less.

Pull an all nighter. Go sleep at 23.00 today

oh right, stupid me
i didn't get it
wow it's already 6:15 wtf

Yeah, I dont have the stuff to scan a key, and he wouldnt know what to do with it even if I did.
I'll just send him the keys.
I already have a reason to go to the post office this week.

Yeah, same with water, did you know its toxic in large quantities?

Damn, what if he's been wearing it all this time because he didn't have the keys?

Well then I'm a fool who can't do better.
and yes that is partly where the liver damage would come from if I have any, also energy drinks.

Like I said, I'm as surprised as you are.

no worries. yeah it's kinda late. seven here but still dark thank god.

also.. i don't have any ideas..

Do you know that the air you breath is deadly?
Oxygen is literally dissolving you right fucking now.

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Even a picture will do… as long as you place it next to a ruler for scales, any decent keysmith can recreate it with no problem

I have the crappiest of bodies. Knowing my luck i probably have nigger aids or something too

it's cool, let's just do it later. also we can expand options since i can use apple tv and you can download stuff. or maybe i can to if i brought a usb

I learned that trick long ago. My personal record is 3 days, but I know a friend who stayed up for seven days straight. It gets grueling.

You're undermining the quality of my argument by shifting the goalposts towards something irrelevant. Water is not neurotoxic in any quantity, unlike monosodium glutamate.

What kind of alcohol is mixed in? Probably something cheap and flavourless, like everclear or vodka.

Did you know there's a skeleton inside you?

Do they suspect a thing?

are you at the bear cabin place?

yeah dude i've been here since tuesday. all alone

Yeah, also my netflix subscription is going to ripperoni in about 2 or 3 days I feel, not sure but im not gonna get it for another month.. its list is not very impressive tbh

damn. That's just wasting time, since you can't function during that time anyway

Maybe you can become some sort of research subject.

Don't scare me like that.
and I mostly drink beer and liquors

He hasnt.
I was on the phone to him this morning.
He hasnt mentioned it in ages, so I wondered if he had just "gone off" chastity, but no, he "lost" the keys.
I thought the ones I had were to a set of handcuffs we broke in the hotel, but no, they're to his cage.

We're literally being slowly set on fire right now by oxidation!

Heh, its fine, I can send them. I have to send.something over for valentines day anyway later so..

Over use of water reduces salt levels in body and causes damage to nerves.

yeah if you don't watch the nettflix original stuff it's not worth it. ndb we got other options

Watch "knights of sidonia"

During that three days I beat fallout 1 and almost beat fallout 2, I would say not wasted time because I enjoyed it in delirium.

I never understood beer drinkers. Few beers are good enough to drink for taste when compared to cider or wine, and cider and wine are stronger anyway.

Overuse of water is called drowning I'm pretty sure

exactly

I have to head out real quick.
I'll beb ack in an hour or two

Laterz

hyponatremia actually.

Later bud

that sounds pretty rad tho
nobody bothers you there?

that's prob true I guess. I already watched like everything i wanted from it tbh.. except for maybe monsters..
really wish wifi reached to my room so I don't have to be at this stupid desk and the site wont work well with my phone anymore.. then i could just use my acer d250 to couche post kek

i did and it's good but he says anime is for fags

1

chekt

I guess I did watch the entire series snuggled up with a trap, so it might be slightly for fags

as i said before, there is not another human withing thousands of acres, so no i don't get bothered. which is really why i'm here right now. might even extend my stay indefinitely. hmm…

dude just get a new router or whatever, or a booster if that's a thing. bad wifi is a fate worse than death.

indefinitely.. kek

yeah I don't think that's a thing plus i can't get another one.,.. modem comes with a built in wifi thing. I think what I need to do is use another router at my cable and install it here but the internet says using a router to rout to another router is tricky and not easy to set up. I have another router here but I lost the stupid power cable..

I am absolutely hoping now to get into the PhD program there.

Defend our asian brothers and their sanctuary of learning.

HEY

this is rirbrary

Do'nt think so

if it's possible you should try it. but it can't be that bad you phone post sometimes

Good, keep monitoring

I'm phone posting from bed now kek
JUSt saw your question mark in the text

yeah it's about that time
i changed it to something more suitable

Heading to bed, have a good one.

gnight rapples

Nighty Rap!

Had to share this first.

Night guys

I wear my sunglasses at night.

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why the sads?

Why the sad Luna?

CaNoN :3

good morning user.
doing ok over there?

You piece of shit

what happened?

hi, yes

B-but user, Luna pictures are serious business. You can't just arbitrarily pick something at random D:

heheh, just checking good sir.

You wear sunglasses inside? Not sure we can be friends no more

I don't.
but I used to wear my hood up all the time.
and now I wear hats indoors and… with fooooormal clothes

I am indeed a sinner.

kek its all good. I still wear hoods up inside. Never put the hat on the bed. Its the only thing i'm superstitious about. My step dad would come home and throw his hat on the head all the time for about a month and three of my relatives dead. My Grandmother my great grandmother and an aunt. Shit was crazy. He doesn't put his hat on the bed anymore.

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well, yeah. that goes without saying!

how are you today chijo?

Kek. I'm okay. Settling in my new home for the next month. Watching some stuff eating some things. How are you?

oh damn. I take it things didn't blow over well with your gf's parents?

I'm fine. been getting up early. been trying to teach myself new things.
overall it's been a pretty busy past couple days.

Wezdor :3

But user, they've got a point there
, plus dubs and poniponi and a Luna name, hard to argue with that!

Not till I left. Literally last night her mom said to her I think I overreacted sending Chijo away. Like fucking really? Thanks for fucking with my life ya cunt. Ironically they sent me away cause "I am a distraction" or whatever the fuck but I made it bearable for her so now that i'm gone my girlfriend is going to leave after her court date on the 8th.

Glad to hear it. This was the earliest I've woken up in a long time. I did go to bed at like 9 though. I've been drawing but I suck more balls than a three dollar thai whore.

man, what a fucking shit show.
at least she'll be coming with you, eh?

you'll get better as you go on. I'm no example, but I do a little more reading about it rather than actually drawing these days anyway.

You're tellin me. Yeah at least she is but its gonna be rough. Yeah I was better been than I took a year to be depressed and the little skill I had went right down the shitter. I like drawing a llooottt but I hate how muuuchh I suuuuuccckkkk. I should read more about it.

Fucking shit.
How's you guys this morning?

I'm not fucking shit but i'm okay. Hows you?

Did you try the loomis meme?

I imagine so.
where did you move to?

start with drawing on the right side of the brain, and start drawing from sight!

I'm p-good.
how are you, aku?

How goes it?

I'm fucking shit!

Use a condom for that, or you'll get an UTI

Uh can't say I have

Back to vegas. My dad payed one of his friends to let me stay here for a month. I always drew better on acid

Whats wrong Aku?

Thank you Lazarus.

I see.
hopefully you can find someplace more permanent in time.

lmao. I can imagine. do you wear sunglasses while on acid? I heard it helps you keep track of visions in your eyes.

I just need more sleep. Anywho, /ic/ likes to throw these books at people because it's a free resource, and it covers most of the drawing fundamentals.
alexhays.com/loomis/

Will probably be a drifter for a good while. I did once and I don't remember if I did. Probably but I usually get more visuals than most people. I just know how to be more intune with it than most it seems. I think that large amounts i have done helped with that. I've had some insane trips

Then sleeeep. Well thanks fam i'll take a peek

heheh. just as long as you don't wear sunglasses at night!