Justice in the hood

I'm going to become a hero in my free time and patrol the streets
first dubs is my hero name
second dubs is my fighting style/weapon (something realistic guys)
Third dubs is my hero costume (color 'n preferences)

Commander Retard

Captain Cuck

Plantation Mastah

Or

The Salted Cracker

Your mind is your only weapon.

Your style is every dirty trick you've learned up until this point.

THE GAY DESPERADO

Ding ding
We have a winner

Giant Rubber Pink dildos for weapons!

Danger dongs.

Sounds too much like a real silver age hero

Anyway

Weapon: AIDS

Thats not a weapon, thats a superpower.

Mexican fist fighting (think of a luchador)

I like where this is going.

Naked

Completely transparent.

First animal that crashes through your window decides

Naked and covered with tattoos, but with a luchador mask. Your alter ego is a mariachi band player, specifically the trumpet.

G-string, domino mask and a rainbow flag as a cape.

Good old green 'n' purple

Spray painted red, green, and white, with an eagle tattoo on the chest.

Cheapest halloween costume you can find

Completely covered in duct tape, except for mouth and eyes.

The most shameless plagio ever made.

Shit

This oughta be good. Good luck user

perfect

Please let this be an ongoing thing.

Please post your progress.

This just in

Fight el chapo

Holy fucking shit…