Fap difficulty level: hard

ITT: share and describe the most difficult thing(s) you masturbated to or handicapped yourself with during a fap session. Several months ago, I jacked off to something while listening to a Death Grips song in the background. The hardest thing about that was trying to focus on what I was looking at rather than what I was listening to. It's also really hard for me to wank when I'm hungry because I feel tired and almost sick when it gets bad, but I tried it a couple days ago and was able to cum in about 10 minutes. Haven't been able to jizz from a Boku no Pico episode yet, though.

I jack off in the woods sometimes and we had a huge mosquito plague this summer, that was tough.

fapping on oxy is pretty hard tbh

Fapping without using your hands.

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Dickgirls just aren't as appealing when you actually think of it as they are at first.

If I was flexible enough to suck my own cock, I probably would

I don't mind the attractive ones but 80% of videos I've seen with one in them look like Caitlyn Jenner. Hell, I'd fuck a qt dickgirl if I got the chance.

Talking with some friends over discord (inb4 discord's a scam, etc.), then decided to jerk off, so I muted my mic, got up some porn, and started to fap while they talked with each other in the background and I tried to ignore them; when I finished just went back to to talking with them like nothing had happened.

Without seeing the dick how do you know if a chick is a tranny? I'm not into futa so I've never tried to find out.

In all honesty, I have no idea. Some giveaways might be more masculine features or behavior that you would expect to see in a male family member or a friend, like excess muscle mass, the way they walk, amount and location of body hair, etc. Some, like in the first picture here, are more obvious, while others, such as the third one, are quite difficult to figure out.

I don't know why, but it looks creepy as fuck. Like it's right in the middle of uncanny valley.

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Kind of reminds me of the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme, now that you mention it. I think she's actually pretty good looking but yeah, perhaps her expression is a little unsettling.

user, there's nothing wrong with porn. Unless you some sperg from Holla Forums who bought into the identity politics meme, the only reason you would have for being against porn is if you're either religious (retarded) or a female who is pissed that now she has to compete with pornography to take control of a man's possessions.

The most I've done is jack it to Fap Hero and make it all the way through, unless you count the time where I jacked off in the bathroom while my mind slowly drifted to grand strategy games and finished off to it.


Don't, it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

That's funny as well as amazing at the same time, I would definitely count that user

You have shit-tier taste.

Wew

What you find beautiful is informed by indications of fertility and health, such as wide hips, not being pale, not being fat, etc. and if you find anything else beautiful which does not suggest this, you're fucked in the head.

Beauty is not completely subjective. There are subjective elements and preferences, but at the end of the day beauty is mostly based on symmetry, proportionality, and the size of critically important body parts, none of which are subjective.

If you want to fuck a girl with a man's face, you are abnormal.

Samefagging to the max, I see

I'm gonna die one day jerking off

3/10, got me to reply w/ screenshot
good argument btw

Honestly, that wouldn't be a bad way to go imo (as long as you cum first, of course)

You both replied to me within two minutes of each other with pretty much the exact same argument, what did you think my reaction would be

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fucking formatting, you get what I meant

This argument isn't going anywhere, let's just agree to disagree that we're both retarded and move on

I'm not the one who said 32=2, but I did fuck up my formatting, so sure, we're both retarded, agree to disagree.

I was fapping while studying Einsteins theories - it was impossible to cum.
Then i switched over to Teslas and instantly came.

Good taste user

I fapped with my exgf hand because she didn't feel like jerking me off.