I kinda wish I was gay, Holla Forumsros

I really want to cuddle with you, make out with you and make you lose your anal virginity by fingering your butthole tbh.

sorry, femboys have a definitive boyish quality to them

you are bi

Being a faggot is pretty awesome. I'm a misogynist fuck who sees women as children, so it's nice to not have to acknowledge them, except for family. I'm not say I've never met nice women, I just don't care about them. Sort of like niggers.

so since women loved gays and have them as trainers and shit
it would basically be like niggers paying the KKK to shit all over their lives?
holy shit that's nice

damn. whatever, still gonna tell people I'm straight since bi is somehow too hard for people to get. I lean more towards women anyway.

I just ignore them, jerk off to cartoons, and go on about my day.
I'll never understand why most people find it hard to not do something.

I really need some good cuddling tbh. It'd be great to actually feel someone against me.

I think almost all gays/bis have that in common.
I just really love cuddling and hugging other guys.

that's what make femboys so great to begin with

I like the way you roll user

how much do they pay you faggots to post this trash?

Yea! It's great to be felt desired and loved in that way. It's almost as intimate as sex for me tbh

women are retarded, so yes. niggers are retarded, too. there were democrats in the 90s who were still in congress despite being kkk members in the 50s or whatever, and blacks were voting them in. hell, hillary clinton was still praising her kkk mentor and blacks voted for her 93% LOL

I draw that cat.

jews gtfo before we find and burn your houses down

jews gtfo before we find and burn your houses down

cat user! is that you? good to see you and your glorious art

Imagine watching sports/a movie/anime on the couch with your best friend and leaning over his lap to casually suck his dick. That's the life right there.

#NotAllMen
Find you a nice black or arab guy you can bash feminism with without having to hear polfaggotry 24/7

If you're not repulsed by the thought of a Tgirl taking your dick in her mouth I think there's hope.

Start working your way up gradually. If you like Bailey Jay, try fapping someone more androgynous like Frank Wolfe. Then move on to /cuteboys/. Then twinks. Then average-build guys you would find in public. You'll be craving lumberjack ass around your dick before you know it.

I have never had a friend

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Well, you've never sucked a dick either, have you?

kys

I can be your friend and watch a movie with you, if you allow us to hug during it by putting our arms across each others shoulder. :3

no, but I have never wanted to either.

Neither have I user, but id sure enjoy spending time with you

I don't know what people do in friendships, but sure we can hug each other, and you can pick out the movie

100% honest, yes. Find a hypnosis near you willing to hypnotize you into being gay, you are open to it which means your subconscious is susceptible to change.

Great! Let's watch the original Wicker Man then. The one with Christopher Lee.

Seriously I blatantly hit on him. I have some suspicions about him that I hope lead somewhere.

Why is life so cruel desu?

You know it's true. The majority of stereotypical cucks you see at anti-Trump protests are white. Haven't you ever observed how white men act around their wives compared to how black men act? Most aren't abusive, but unlike white men have no problem beating the shit out of her and him if he comes home to another man in his bed. They won't put up with endless amounts of shit just because she has a slit between her legs. Which is how it should be.

Cool. Plenty of traps/bottom would rather suck than get sucked anyways.

i haven't seen that one
is funny or horror?

you're either lying, or stupid.

idvaac.org/media/publications/FactSheet.IDVAAC_AAPCFV-Community Insights.pdf
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2013/09/21/black-women-at-greater-risk-of-becoming-victims-of-homicidal-domestic-violence

not to mention the whole aids thing

good thing I am not a bottomfag and never have to experience this

Fuck off with your disgusting fetish.

haven't seen it myself, but it's horror

It's actually pretty good. Has some pretty raunchy bits in there but I don't know if it'd be good for you what with you being a pole smoker and all.

yeah, I have heard that bottoms are cock hungry, but I am not much for whores, doesn't really matter the gender

it is supposed be way better then the one with Nicolas Cage

It's not a fetish. I have been with and will be with white men, but if it's masculinity you're after, do what straight white women do. There's a correlation between white men getting weaker and more white women being in interracial relationships. It's the same shit with white men and submissive asian women.

Good news, just managed to get a plan for lunch with str8 dude. Maybe this can lead somewhere. Bad part is I'm leaving for a few months very soon.

With trans it's usually because they're uncomfortable with their male parts being touched.

Yeah pretty much. Whores are the worst no matter what.
Also the movie is way better thanthe nicolas cage one.
Still thought the nicolas cage one was a good comedy though.

Do you have to leave?

Yes, no getting around it.

hahaha a pole smoker

nah mate, I am not into that, I let others inhale my pipe ;)
So you have nothing to worry about.

And I love watching horror movies!

Heard so too, that's why I want to watch it. A pity that only the goody Nicholas Cage one gets remembered nower days.

Good thing I am German, not American and don't have to witness what you're saying myself. Here only the trashiest of the white trash dates interacially.

Fair enough mate, the movie is fucking awesome.

let's watch it then

Sure. Just don't try anything or I'll do to your booty what Harris did to dresden.

so where are you at, fam?

and no I won't try anything. What would even be the point? I rather harass actual faggots for faggotry.

I've wished I were gay before. It's so much easier communicating with guys. It's kind of ridiculous.

I also wish I had a billion dollars. But I don't see any of my wishes coming true.

I'm a britbong. Actually I'm in bed right now because it's my day off or I'd have been up almost 2 hours ago.
Good lad movie time it is.

This reminded me of something that happened at work recently. I had to attend a training at my company, and one of the people there was a guy who works in a different part of the company, but who I've chatted with a few times. Middle aged, been divorced, but he got remarried a while back. I was dumb enough to think he was happy, because I forgot that no married man is happy.

See, since most of us were from different parts of the company and don't know each other well, the mulatto HR diversity hire who was running the session had us introduce ourselves and tell the group about our biggest hobby as an "icebreaker". Honestly, browsing imageboards is my biggest hobby, but that's pathetic, and I didn't want to get fired, so I didn't mention it. I said "woodworking", even though I haven't done that in decades. Anyway, when it was my acquaintance's turn, he talked about how home renovation was his hobby. This kinda surprised me, because he never struck me as a handy sort. Then he went on to explain that, well, it's his new wife's hobby, so that means that "he guesses" it's his new hobby now, too. And by home renovation, he doesn't mean renovating it himself, he means his wife hires contractors to do most of the work. With his paycheck, of course. The look in his eyes when he said all of this and tried to laugh it off was eerie. Hollow. He's a broken man.

I get lonely sometimes, sure. But then something like this happens, and I think about that poor bastard going home every night and having to beg his wife for sex, to which she probably says no most of the time, and anyway he'd be getting the cute Hispanic carpenter's sloppy seconds, and I'm just glad I'm single. I wish I could be a faggot, but I just can't do it. The thought of topping some hairy fag ass or having their beard stubble scrape my balls just makes me want to puke.

I guess it's fapping for me.

Welp, that's it then. Unless we get an operation sealion on your ass going, movienight is not going to happen. Sad!

Me too tbh. I don't like hair in those places.

Meh, who knows the company I work for has branches all over the world.
Plus they're known for occasionally sending their employees to those different branches for months at a time.
May happen one day fam.

Women honestly aren't worth dealing with. But it sucks being lonely.

hug your friends

it should eleviate some of those lonely feelings

beards are soft and luscious.

also, I'm a faggot, and not a bottom.. but I don't stick my dick into assholes either. obviously, this has made hardcore sodomites have a hissy fit, but I'm in it for the cuddling and dick sucking and whatever. I'm not one of those straight-turned gay guys either, I just never got into the whole poopdick nonsense, and to be honest, I have such a big dick that anal is all but impossible unless the guy has an AIDS bucket for an asshole

I'm pretty content not having to settle down with a wife. Your anecdote reminds me of how much I want to find a guy to build a house with, farm with, hunt with, camp with, etc. There are many gays where I am who hike, camp, do whatever… but many of them are socialist scum.

thank god you'll live to see the sex robot revolution (not that they'll ever provide you with real warmth, or sex energy)

I stopped having friends when I hit my 30s. The loneliness doesn't even both much more anymore. Now I'm just suicidal but too apathetic to kill myself. I figure there's no reason to kill myself while there are still some things that I enjoy.

Can't even type…
The loneliness doesn't even bother me much anymore.

Same. I've thought about taking up heroin, and if I OD, I OD. If I didn't have to earn $, I'd just play video games and shoot up heroin until I fucked up and got a batch cut with too much fent, then oh well.

meh, friends are overrated. I'm waiting for the economic collapse in my country, that might be funny. WW3 ought to be a good show as well.

It can be done OP. The trick is to read lots of fan fiction

I was kind of like that when I was more depressed. Now I'm just apathetic. I don't engage in any more risky behavior out of self-hate. But it's also boring being more neutral.

WW3 would be super interesting, to say the least.

No, you don't.

lol, where the fuck do you live? Botswana?

stfu faggot you suck aids infested dick

I don't fuck niggers, only pure nordic men. I'll settle for a wog if he's a northerner. I guess some japs and korean are okay, too. Maybe if I was into methheads and fucking guys who fucked around with 40 year olds, I'd worry about that. Otherwise, the only thing I worry about is whether the jews got to their dick or not (circumcised cock is fucking nasty js)

Have you never heard of Bug Chasers? It's a very real problem for first world countries as well as shithole nations. Fags will have whole conventions where a few HIV positive guys dump loads into a bunch of HIV negative guy's asses because they want it.

It's also a huge problem with their dating scene, because some poz guys get off on the idea of infecting others, and will lie about being clean or remove their condom part way through.

Why not find girl like that?

I don't associate with the type of gays who are into fetish shit or want to die or whatever. It's not hard to figure out whether a person is insane or not before inviting them to your house or something lol. People like that sure do exist, I believe it. I've seen that shit on craigslist (which I've only ever gone on to make fun of people, obviously).

because they're lazy and looking for an excuse

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see these are the reasons why i don't like most people (not even homosexuals specifically) people just do stupid shit.