Does anyone wear boy panties here? SUPERIOR UNDERWEAR!

does anyone else have trouble finding extremely simple triangle shaped underwear in the "mens" underwear section? I always end up going to the womens section so I can get some simple triangle underwear, otherwise I can't find it.

nobody is telling you to go buy underwear a size too small and cut off circulation and get severe health problems or death. do NOT do that!
get underwear that fits you comfortably and safely. I'm not responsible for what you do. you are. you know what, don't even take my advice. don't buy anything, and don't listen to me. this thread is for entertainment purposes only and nobody should ever do anything without asking the government.


its freaking comfy and I'm not talking about frilly panties with flowers on them or anything. I'm talking about simple white plain panties.

the best underwear is when you find the ones that are made perfectly with no annoying elastic at the top. basically the whole underwear being made the same way, like simple panties on the left vs the elastic uncomfortable weird shaped underwear on the right.


I guess I should do some more explaining.

I'm a boy and I really like the simplicity of the female triangle underwear "panties"

they just fit, and they actually hold up my boy luggage ya know? I try going to the mens section to get "plain underwear" and its full of slots and seams and holes to stick your dick out of in ten different ways in case you need to take a piss, but nobody thinks of just lifting your dick over the top or from the side of the underwear to pee in any applicable setting quite easily.

all the mens underwear is designed to fit some extremely awkwardly and unrealistically masculine shaped crotch like they have a permanent erection that MUST point straight down or something. nobody I have ever seen is shaped like that.

I don't exactly wear boy panties just to be sexy or lewd, I do it because its incredibly simple and logical, but strangely sexy too in a weird comfortable way. I don't know why but its just right for me. but in the most plain simple logical sense it is "PLAIN TRIANGLE UNDERWEAR" and the mens section just doesn't offer that.

It took me alot of trial and error to figure this out. I kept looking for "simple plain triangle underwear" in the mens section and only found (picture on the right) plagued with excessive elastic and rough material and seams and anti-features.

means underwear is uncomfortable and designed by idiots who have no idea what they are doing.


I had to build up the courage to go "I don't care who this is intended for" and buy plain white panties from the womens section.

fits totally normal and works fine. that and plain white panties lovingly and gently caress and cradle your balls providing the best support ever.

Why doesn't it even surprise me? Fucking boxer briefs all day everyday, faggot.

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…people without thumb dicks?

you assholes just want to avoid discussion

I mean really people. isn't right pic just such a cliche? "UH YEA MY STUFF IS SO HUGE AND HANGS DOWN AN ENTIRE FOOT WHEN NOT EVEN "ACTIVE" SO ILL JUST GET UNDERWEAR THAT HANGS DOWN A FOOT AND A FEW INCHES MORE SO THAT IM HANGING AND BOUNCING AROUND AND HAVE NO SUPPORT WHAT SO EVER"

Low test nu-male detected.

I understand your unsatisfiable need to troll but this has nothing to do with test. I'm male and I'm sharing what I learned because I feel like I discovered something very comfy.

Normal people don't care what other people wear for underwear.
Autists don't even talk about it.
You are a special kind of fucked up, OP.
You must have been banned from Redshit to come here with shitposting like this.
KYS now.

you are a complete retard if you think I care what anyone is wearing. funny how you seem to be the authority on who came from reddit. how would you be able to make that assumption unless you yourself visit reddit? projecting much?

"boo hoo let me go into a thread I don't even enjoy and be a dick because I'm secretly the one who is from reddit"

>regular briefs (briefs!) provide multiple inches of extra room

and check my dubs you complainy cunt

all homophobic self haters in denial are so full of their own fear for what they are that they aren't even manly enough to unironically wear panties without fear of being judged by other fags in denial such as yourselves.

real manly men don't care what others think about their underwear choices. insult me. shitpost your inner shame away. whatever you gotta believe to keep yourself from having a fit.

Boxer briefs or commando.

Why are normies fucked in their autistic little heads

I used to do that but boxers gave me no support and boxer briefs are just tighty whities with some more leg.

what an idiot. projecting much? also cucks are disgusting tbh

Tumblr is down the hall and to the left.

>Acting like a faggot makes me the real man, because by acting like a faggot I am in some way reinforcing my manhood through some convoluted logic, and not just being a faggot.

U wot? No one sees my boxers; I wear what is comfortable. Which, since I'm not a shrimp-dicked faggot, is boxers and not panties, which would crush my balls against my pelvis because they're explicitly designed to leave no room for a dick and balls.

Real men don't have dicks so small they can comfortably wear panties.

It's called bants m8. The fact that you can't handle them indicates that you're rather feminine.

I wear my GFs panties

And into the bog you go faggot.

Boxer briefs are the superior choice for everyday activity.

Have any of you had to explain our need for different types of underwear for different situations to a female? I had that talk with my sister once, and she compared men's underwear variety to women's shoe variety.

Methinks the two are connected somehow.

ok homophobe.

I guess your too much of a pussy to wear simple white triangle shaped cloth, you got me.

I'm not shitting over your preferences. I'm sharing a discovery so stop being so nervous.

>Which, since I'm not a shrimp-dicked faggot, srsly pls blv me
Oh okay. I'm sure you needed to tell me this because it's totally true

you didn't read the OP, but then again, rabid fools never do.

take a medical class

which is why you are getting so upset. because I can't handle banter. me. okay

reading comprehension. for stupids: I'm actually calling you all gays who attack others for anything they can grasp straws at and call "gay" because you are in denial of your own faggotry. you feel the need to project your self conscious fears onto others when you are in fact the ones who are actually gay. people like you are unable to handle the fact that some straight men just like wearing panties for comfort, so you pussy out and have a bitch fit to pad your own self esteem.

that's cute and funny

when does that every come up in conversation?

Also, I swear I've seen this thing multiple times.


they're calling you a fag on Holla Forums.
For wearing things traditionally female.
I think your reading way too much into this buddy.

you're

couldn't possibly have anything to do with the shortage of real honest women who aren't like npc's from a video game, or the overwhelming amount of artificial plastic women who wear 10 pounds of makeup and put clowns to shame and care about nothing but money, jewelry, cars, shoes, and status.

couldn't possibly have anything to do with the shortage of real honest women who aren't like npc's from a video game, or the overwhelming amount of artificial plastic shallow women who wear 10 pounds of makeup and put clowns to shame and care about nothing but money, jewelry, cars, shoes, and status. (not to mention also fucking over the good nice women)

welp. first one failed, second one lagged in. first one pops up and now doesn't let me delete. Holla Forums! totally not a broken website

everyone used to call everyone a fag on Holla Forums. slowed down then started up.
males wear purple in korea.
not really, just putting some punks in their place.

It's more the fact that there's no room for my genitals. If your genitals are small enough to fit in the near-zero space offered by female panties, then go ahead.

What is it with you people and calling anyone who disagrees with you "nervous" or "afraid?" It's always "you're afraid of strong women" "you're afraid of gays" "you're afraid of your masculinity being questioned" you're homophobic, Islamophobic, transphobic. It's like some weird form of projection where you assume that the only reason someone could dislike something is because they're deathly afraid of it. The idea that people don't like what you like because it's factually worse or simply grating just doesn't occur to you. No, we're all just cowering in fear apparently.

I'm not making fun of you because I'm secretly some closet fag afraid of my masculinity. I'm making fun of you because you're trying to start a discussion about wearing womens' underwear and because you have a rather feminine response to criticism, which always makes for fun trolling.

I did. The OP was you wondering why mens' underwear leaves extra room for a man's dick and balls and concluding that this space was "unnecessary" because you assume all men have dicks as shriveled as yours.

I rather did, since it's central to the point that womens' underwear don't can't be comfortable to anyone that doesn't have rather small genitals

Whatever you want to believe, man. I'm not the one wearing womens' underwear because regular mens' underwear leaves "too much room" for my dick.

They should at least be large enough that wearing underwear that crams them against your pelvis feels uncomfortable.

Ooh, you got me there! I'll need some ice for that burn!

I am? As far as I can tell, I'm not the one that feels the need to respond IN ALL CAPS to mild shitposting or respond to bants with catty, passive-aggressive phrases.

Jesus man, I can hear the estrogen leaking through your text.


There you go with that catty attitude again.

… or maybe it's just because you're doing feminine things and wearing feminine clothes?

Not everyone that calls you a faggot is calling you a faggot because they're a secret gay. Sometimes they're just pointing out that you're a faggot.

Do we also want to fuck our mothers?

Go back and read your posts. Tell me who here is the one throwing a bitch fit.

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come on, guys

that's understandable. (also why make assumptions about others size? take a medical class, not everyone is a giant during normal parts of the day)

I mentioned that like once or twice max because everyone is freaking the fuck out and shitting all over the thread because "OH FUCK! PANTIES! NO!"

I didn't say that even once. projecting.

I mentioned things along those lines because everyone is throwing a tantrum and projecting alot.

again, you are projecting. I never said that.

People are acting this way over some panties. what does that say about the people in this thread?

My point here is that you are all overreacting over some panties. if you all said "eh, you know what it's not for me" I wouldn't have really thought anything of it. but the reaction I got from you all is worse that what I have seen some trolls or shills rake up in a thread, and I'm not even trying to do that. it's really sad.

but your reaction though, seriously. I'm laughing and I don't want to laugh at this.

projecting. show me where my text had little flowers and lipstick all over it.

you are the one making assumptions here. also why would men want to wear underwear that leaves room for the privates to hang? that creates a stupid situation where there is an uncomfortable lack of support for men big and small.

I think you are trying really hard to imply that I'm small or something. I think you are projecting your own insecurities.

It is specifically mentioned in the OP that very tight panties are discouraged for this very reason.

don't get freezer burn! be careful!

almost everyone is. (were you one of them?)
that one area with caps was clearly a sarcastic joke. have you never seen someone use caps like that? I suppose you would have rather I left them uncapitalized so that I would be forced to ruin the emphasis conveyed in the joke. I'll change my writing style JUST for you bro.

maybe you should face the truth and admit that the goo leaking out of your ears isn't creatine bro. no wonder all you hear is E.

all you hear is cats. you are one

not my fault society has brainwashed you into being so afraid of a piece of cotton material. you're like a 50's housewife standing on a stool in the middle of the kitchen screaming "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" except there's just some panties on the floor.

did you know people are wrong?

you said it, not me.

after reading the whole thread again I have determined that you are the one throwing the bitch fit.

I was going to make a gay joke but fuck it.

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No because I just wear boxer briefs with short thighs all the time.

Because the edges are supposed to be in between your balls and thighs.Panties would just form an uncomfortable lump in that area due to the triangle shape.

This thread is autism

Bitch nigga, my boxers are made of silk, bitch!

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Boxers for chill days and boxer briefs for constant motion OP.
Man panties make my balls hurt because they stick close to my body and it's always hot, my balls are in a state of perpetual sagging.

There is no grasping at straws. You are a faggot who wears girls underwear. No if, ands or butts about it. No matter how much you rationalize it or intellectualize it, the reality is that you are wearing ladies underwear and that makes you a faggot or at least faggot wannabe.

You're a sex crazed pervert. Screwed in the head by pornography, the whole "projecting" thing falls flat on its face when you realize we have nothing to gain by calling you fag. Its pointing out what you are acting like.

I think you're reading into this too much. I'm sure you like being an edgy extremist and all but not everyone that wears simple cloth undergarments wants to do anything gay. I think it's silly that society has brainwashed people so much that they feel anger and disgust at a guy wearing a triangle shaped piece of cotton just because "no its meant for women"

I'm not wearing lipstick or holding a purse, although it wouldn't be any of your damn business and you couldn't stop me, not that I'm even interested in that because it doesn't win me anything and I don't benefit from it, I'm wearing some cotton. No frills, No flowers, No fancy cute designs. I'm saying we men (the ones who may like them) shouldn't ever be afraid of wearing panties because of people like you saying it's not cool. I wasn't looking for people like you to reply to the thread. I was interested in attracting more open minded bros who are manly enough to not give a shit about what others think.

I think panties are cool and everyone has the freedom to wear them.

and you know what I think abou the people who don't want to wear them? Nothing. I respect what people like and don't like. I'm not asking you to respect me or agree with me, but please fuck off you piece of shit.

Making fun of you != upset.

Yeah, when they're ass-ravaged.

U wot?

There we go with the whole assuming that anyone that doesn't like something you like is "afraid" of it.

It's less about being "afraid" and more about having balls that take up nonzero space.

Well, when the evidence is so blatantly apparent…


Says the guy saying everyone calling him a faggot is only doing so because they're a secret gay.

The fact is it's not meant for women "just because." Like all the other "social constructs" you people bitch about, it's that way for a reason. In this case, the reason is simple physics: 90% of men have genitals too large for panties to be comfortable. Humans are a sexually dimorphic species, and our clothing choices represent us accommodating our physical differences, and not some mythical "social construct" like you insinuate.

If you want a website where the only content allowed is content that the poster agrees with, I would suggest Reddit. This is Holla Forums, where people are free to post what they like and you're allowed to call a faggot a faggot.