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all are welcome

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niggers

thank you Dark Lord and Master!

no prob

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I want to rape fluttershy

pls no raep

how do i make the boredumb go away

Vidya

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Hey guys

i think i might have made a mistake.. im to scared to continue RE7.. those horrorgames that stress you 100% of the time without calm passages arent for me.. was the same with alien isolation.. all the time in stress is to much for my weak mind

I'm the same way

alien isolation was great, but yeah very stress
had to beat it without dying which made more stress.

I heard Holla Forums developed a taste for big images.

i emptied 2 9mm magazines into my girlfriend and she was still able to kill me with a chainsaw..
and it aint no spoiler, thats in the first 15 minutes of the game

does steam let you post jokey sexual/porn-ish images as your spray paint for game servers and stuff? or can i get banned?

I like this one more

So….it has the feeling of horror and surprise like the early series?(RE1,2,3, outbreak)

it only removes the pictures from public view if reported.. they did it once at me with an ingame screenshot from a sexscene in thief.

You should be fine, post it here

yeah, if you played outlast, its kinda outlast with weapons..
in outlast you only run and hide.. in RE7 you fight back.

i was just curious

i was thinking something like the "thanks doc" gif

What game?


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When /mlp/ had a tf2 server, people sprayed porn everywhere.

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diapers!

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Answer these questions three, and you shall be spared.

do u actually have questions or?

I like this appajack

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[hide thread]

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Resident Evil 7

Thanks Rap!

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Sorry, I've been idstracted and couldn't type.

I like most appajaks tbh


A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?

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uhh nothing? easy riddle…. next!

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no worries. also, "this statement is false"

Alex jones, is that you?


FALSE


FALSE

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Yes

social media captcha bars.. i now have to assassinate you

who's that in that pic?


give me a clue den

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JUST

Some faggot that used to post on Holla Forums begging for attention.

*pets u*

there are zombie like creatures in it, called the moldet ones.
also heard end sequence will have chris redfield and umbrella corp in it

kek

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Oh please, you're the gayest person here.

that's my stunt double bro

You about nick?


How's it going Skittles?

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thats not nice. you should stick with your tripcode brah

im not a fag like u

youre totally a fag like me.

yaright

I'm cool… just woke up a moment ago, fixing to watch some movie on netflix. hbu?

ya

well unless I've been sleep posting then I guess so, that would be impressive but I don't think that's the case

cop out

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do i have to start using fuggin tripcodes now?
WOW
O
W
just
no trust
JUST
wow
lack of confidence
woow
ok
imma use this tripcode from now on

i mean, even if it wasn't you it was pretty much you, so it doesn't really matter you know?

thank you skitty! now we'll all know the true skitty and if i see a counterfeit i'll pee in their hair.

huh
interesting perspective
I'm not sure I can agree with it
especially when all my stunt double does is say things like "i like dicks" and reply to anything after that with "ye" or "r0oD"

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like i said, close enough to be a carbon copy.

wait a sec

why even

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I'm ok, just chilling listening to educational video's and studying.


youtube.com/watch?v=yC77A5BEKUg&list=PLWoNVTMAIV1zXXV7xf54icXNUos-unhPx

you may be interested in this

more

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I'm fresh out.

LMAO JUST

looks good, thanks


yes, lmfao just

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bubble buddy

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I can't use my trip on my phone..
I think I'm going to watch spooky buddies

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It's time to be trash and post music.

*puts on shades*

AND I'M ALL OUT OF MUSIC.

u srs

uh huh
im gonna play it and hop in bed..

no lol

fuggin don't do that

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didn't you just take a nap

kek

That is the funniest shit I've seen all day. Thank you user.

Yes. but I've been feeling kinda sick lately so I just wanna LDAR tbh

i bet you're fuggin blewberry

what does that mean, lay down and rest? lick dicks and rinse?
have you started it yet?

get smoko

Nope. Just a lurk user and thought it would be funny to impersonate you.

What a silly movie tbh

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am i missing out

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LOL
Lay down and rot
It's a bb meme
Yeah I did
I'm not sure but I think I recognize this man from Hugo and Alice aka the time guy
And also is this the same kid from Hugo? Wtf

i didn't even think there would be people in the movie, just pups

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its not ok for people who arent me to torment skitty.

its not nice to make accusations Skitty

Well, that's what happens when no one gives him the d.

He usually just ignores you, no keks to be had.

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LOL so u didn't watch it?
Are you not gonna? Seems like a real silly Disney kids movie
I mean it is, it's cute

yeah it looked really cute
i didn't know you were actually gonna
it's kinda funny that you actually are finally and im not. im having trouble staying up

= (


skitty sometimes gets super mad if i post naughty screencaps

Well .. you recommended it and I thought you had already seen it lol
You're going te sleep?
Maybe I'll put on something else idunno
I just Wana watch anything en tbh

no i cant sleep until twelve or later. or i guess i could. i dunno it doesn't matter
nah i haven't seen it or any of the little puppy movies. what will you watch?

that's just a sometimes though

one day skitty will love me again

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like his sex photos?

thats dirty

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Oh, well Ii think imma watch trollhunter.. I think I saw a preview somewhere some time ago and wondered what it was from because it looked pretty cool.. I just saw it here so I'll put that on…

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that's one of my favourite documentaries, it's a real eye opener

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Oh… so it's one of those movies like blair witch… lmfao
what should i expect? is it good?

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no it's actually real, and yeah it's pretty good. i never knew trolls were real until i saw it

Are u memeing me

would i meme u?

Where was this filmed
That scenery is unreal

Idunno

Are you guys wanting the thread cycled still?

-greetly

yes no maybe can you repeat the question?

yes please

You're not the boss of me now!

okay

itd certainly save some confusionn

Nic?

i suppose we should open this issue for debate if anyone is opposed to cycling the thread.

i will open the floor by saying i think cyclical is better for Holla Forums in general. it prevents the top posts in the catalog from all being dead old pony threads that need to be pruned, so less mod intervention required. also makes us easier to hide, which can be a pro or con depending how you look at it. personally i don't like being a nuisance if i can avoid it.

Fuck you man, just fuck you

yes

As always, I vote with Leader.
Though I do kind of enjoy people noticing our thread a bit more, its a lot easier for everyone if its cyclical at, say, 250-300 posts.

good point, that prevents the thread being too long and lagging some people's browsers. i know you like being seen, but maybe we can find other ways. maybe skitty's idea of setting up an outpost on 4chan should be reexamined.

Just as a side note, if you see NewFag has uncycle'd it, let him know that people hide this thread so they don't have to see ponies every time they are on Holla Forums. I don't think he knew that when he un-cycled it the first time.

We need a thread marker like they have in MLPG

It relocates to the thread from a redirect site

or if not a permanent presence, at least organzie like a weekly raid on oldchan /b or derpibooru, something to shake things up a bit.

i think it's a nice arrangement. kind of a pressure release for people getting too triggered by us.


yeah. i still have reservations about posting on shitchan myself, but it could be fun for others.


there's the one terrance made for 4chan.
it's still in use. even if we abandoned it.

It's more for not having multiple pony threads, especially since he keeps changing how many pages there is. The only reason it hasn't been a problem so far is because you guys go to the limit.

Sorry if I'm bothering you, but you seem less than ecstatic. Is something wrong? Also almost didn't notice it's Wednesday, I have to go into town now

i am lower energy than jeb! right now
sorry
safe travels

hmmm well, whatever you want to do, I'm down for it

another good point.
thank you for talking to us about this.


thanks. i'm sure we'll think of something.

Oh, I kinda feel that way too. I took less than expected. Another place I was headed was closed. I feel like a fuggin thief right now.. This person at the store where I was gonna buy some doritos and milk and bananas didn't charge me right, just went and made small talk and got caught up in conversation and I had put down the money and saw them place a bunch of change back so I pocketed it and said goodby and went on my way, just now that I got home I counted it and it turns out they literally just broke the hundred into twenties and 5's.. and gave me back the same amount lol
this is the second time this happens there


namesync for this site has a thread marker, the problem is the site admins made it so you can't use name sync or thread markers so that option isn't possible without doing some ridiculous stuff to make it work


lel

gotta go in about 30 mins
hope thats enough time to post

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trollhunters seems like a pretty rad movie so far

you're outta luck cause 30 minutes happens to be the duration between the average two posts that have any meaningful conversation that ever happens here

why is it so dead here now-a-days
it used to be really fast with new people all the time

do they do it on purpose or do they not want to stop you for whatever reason? convenient trip tho
i wish it was later so i could sleep. can barely think

it is i really like trollhunterman

I don't like massive threads. It messes my browser up because I have a billion other things going on. I don't see any good reason a thread like this should be non-cyclic.

When does the yearly mlpanniversary thing start, where they play all the episodes?

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hi


i like letting thousands of posts pile up. i've had multiple 10k thread runs. think next time i'll go for 20k.

nobody watching but the brown chicken brown cow

I don't think someone would do that on purpose… I think it's just that since I start talking with them, I think their mind concentrates more on the conversation than what they are supposed to be doing… I think I'm gonna be awake all night now.

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beep!

We're cyclical again?

I really do not care either way, but cyclical threads are just more convenient for everyone, to be honest.

blewp

ruuuuuuuby

have a blue

Also I called the place to point out what happened and told them I'd go back tomorrow to fix it. I don't feel like going right now..

the blue princess pony is the best princess pony

costly mistake. guess you kinda are a thief. wonder if they will mention it next time.
that's what happens when naps

*kiss*

Blewwwwwwwwwwww
How's it going, mate?

ah
good for you. i wouldve took the money and run

hows the beepin business going?

goin purdy good! How are you? I dont get to hang out with you as much as I used to!

it's princess sparkle butt and you know it

yeah, we're back on cyclical.
i agree that it's easier. people can bookmark the thread this way. i'm sorry the timing worked out so that it was another of my threads that got cycled.

I've been busy is why. Fucking Master's research…

Kek.. I feel bad for them.. my mom, she gets pissed and calls me an idiot for letting them know their mistake.. I mean maybe I wouldn't let them know if it was a place where my existence was temporary…

Perfectly fine. It is only fitting that a Smokey thread is the one to be made cyclical. We will all follow you, even into Valhalla, great leader!

hello

lol

haha I'm such a loser bread isnt a bookmark for me, its in my dropdown url menu instead. Just gotta delete the old url and then spam the new link til it shows up there


well Im glad you can still make time to say hi. You're a nice pony!


WITNESS ME!

i run a slightly older vrsion of firefuck with a bunch of extension and haven't done a fresh profile in years upon years. Has everything there but it probably hurts too.

i run 43.0.1

it does tend to get pretty sluggish with a lot of tabs open.

i have a bookmark button for it.
reminds me i need to update that.

hey hey

oh look it's 4am

Why does the CIA sell drugs to the inner cities? What do they have to gain? Is it just about funding for programs off the books?

well good morning kiddo!


that and it keeps black folks in the US from rising up. You'll notice they started bringing that shit in big time right around the time the Black Panthers had gotten big

If you stay up for five full days I'll let you see my butt.

ok I got mine updated also hi


hows it going

goin good, howabout you?


Heya Aku

you are good
bbl

I think just having them all shot would've been enough.

its going ok just watching some jewtube

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it's part of a big scam. prison is essentially slavery 2.0, with a booming prison industrial complex backed by forced labor supplied by the drug war.

not only that, once you commit crimes you void certain rights. so it stands to reason that if you wanted to marginalize a certain part of the population who have poor impulse control, you need only give them the tools of their own destruction. drugs, violence and crime keep the niggers fighting each other and not us.

but yes it also helps fund numerous black budget projects.

is that a promise/dare? i would legit try it if you promise not to be lying

also it's so sweet u want me to stay up so long, you must really miss me simply when my eyes close

Ok

No, I just want to induce brain damage.

the Panthers were a good group. read up on them sometime. They were learned, poor, black men with guns. The government was more afraid of their books than their guns.

i recently started to wonder if the classic gangsta sideways pistol holding was planted by the government in order to make blacks have considerably less accurate aim when shooting at law enforcement, and also hit more innocent bystanders when they shoot at each other.

all you have to do to convince niggers to do something stupid is tell them it looks cool. those saggy pants that keep them from outrunning police are suspect as well.

I bet there's several guys in Langley just sitting in their offices and laughing at blacks posting stupid shit on social media.

i think the longest i ever stayed up before was about 3 and a half days

it made me think some really weird thoughts

like i said, the tools of their own destruction.
or to put it in the classical sense, giving someone enough rope to hang themselves with. modern niggers self-lynch by virtue of their own braggadocio.

No Reecey thats a bad Reecey!

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Once you get past the 72 hour mark shit starts getting weird.

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the chinese will take africa. and it won't be colonial, either. "something" might happen to the locals, i fear. the writing is on the wall, they had a shot and blew it. china now needs the space.

maybe i'll hallucinate you next to me and everything will be fine…. just in the moment


it wasn't my fault, i slept even worse when i was a teenager

if the Holla Forumsread was here a few years ago i would be making stupid posts literally every hour of the night tbh

so your sleep schedule has improved then? thats something kind of positive

I hope you're satisfied with as much. I'd recomend electroshock therapy for you any day.

Reeceypet is too delecate for such awful things, and not nearly fucked up enough. Did they do EST on you in autism jail?

a bit. i used to feel like i didn't need sleep at all at times

nowadays it's like…. i know i need to sleep but all i need is a tiny trigger and i'm wide awake and hating it


i'd give you a labotomy right up the le-bottom….ee

I wonder if Europa report is good..

try getting more sunlight and definitely keep to a proper schedule, that'll help a lot.

Yes, especially when you watch it with a bunch of NASA scientists and interns

Did… did you watch it with a bunch of NASA scientists and interns?
I'm assuming the answer is yes so I will say that's pretty cool in advance. Good for you.

My mom just paid off $1100 of my tuition and now I'm her bitch.
I love college.

Tfw no Europa gf

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delet this

kick ass!

is there actually a way to make a monitor play sound? my laptop is detecting my external monitor as a sound device in the speakers/playback settings

ayyyy it's "trap" pearl!

some monitors have built-in speakers, yes

That thing is pretty gross.

i never knew that

i'm about 81.3% sure this monitor doesnt have built-in speakers though

The funny thing is, the cosplayer isn't even a trap, it's an actual girl. But the poster fapped to it like it was a trap.

it looks like a skeleton with a thin human disguise wrapped around it

Skeletal lal

What is that bulge then?

Isn't that what we all are?

OwO
I dunno, that's just what the original thread was saying. I'd fuck it either way.

wtf
i'm not sure what twisted nightmare realm you come from but there is no skeltal inside me
wait.. are YOU a skeltal?
imposter spotted!

That has to be a man. You can practically see his dick through that costume.

Oh my god…my body!
I'll return my skelty self to you soon, don't you worry!

It wouldn't surprise me. All these rockfags are as gay as the characters themselves.

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woop woop

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back dat ass up

Hey user.

How crude

Hey, got some travis material?

where can you shot a deer to immobilize it?

Yeah. I'll post it in the Travis thread.

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A little behind the shoulder is where their heart is. Or just do a head shot

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immobalize ≠ kill

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Kiss me senpaikunsamasan!

==k==iss
==y==our
==s==elf

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wow k then

IS Listening a good movie? Europa report was tyrannosaurus MEH

GOOOOOOOOOOODFELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

that woman has a vagina

clean ur fuggin desk
GOD
u dirty fuggin brat

Dont look at it Reecey!

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i want you to stare into it for the next four hours, then report back results

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geez louize

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i think listening is a spooki movie
oh boy

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ooooh hey youre back!

it goes on for miles

so does muh dik

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This post made me gay

Imagine if she was the last woman on earth. Would you fuck her Holla Forums?

Good

ouch

Absolutely not

no

What if she gave you a billion dollars

yay!

then yes

Go yay yourself into a 2 year coma

GOOD PLAN!

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a real shame

i thought that was a giant butt with a penis sticking out of it for a second

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I came to this.

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Indianapolis is kind of a shit hole.

wow

rust belt city, bad choice friendo

applebeans is the only artist that matters

just realized i need to be asleep now if i want to be awake for a thing

goodnight

hello, i am bored

how so?

Already leaving thankfully. Time is flying surprisingly. Guess I'm getting better at distracting myself.

It's just dirty. Really dirty. Run down and raggedy. Farther time has not been kind to this place

hihi.


I guess not.
lol.

hey… whats new?


hey, chijo

Well guess I have something in common with it

Heyy doggo how's you?

whats new with you?

hunger.
how about you?

lil bit of hunger… but boredom too… what've you done all day?

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THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

On a bus so will probably lose connection. But I'm eh. On my way to las Vegas cause it's my only option. My dad's gonna help me out. Girlfriend will be following in about two weeks when her court date is up. Almost killed myself again. But she talked me down.

silver linings, chijo…
why is las vegas your only option?


*gasp*

I took a nap after court. I just got up a few hours ago.


isn't this common knowledge?

Lol, how's it going Ravvy?

ah, right. a cat nap is due after of course… how was court by the way?


decent… gonna write up my big re7 review now that i beat it today!… how're you feeling?

Cause of now I have no place to stay. So it's this or be homeless

I decided to withhold judgment, so I have a half a year probation, and a small fee to pay.

if I get in any trouble it's 90 days in jail, and a 350$ fine.

I say it went well.

Surprisingly no


Cool, no spoilers plz
I'm interested in it, ubt I'll wait till I have motivation to play it before I buy it of course, but I'd still love to see your review :3

I'm going ok.
littel tired overall, but mostly ok.

must be frightening, thinking about that. im glad you're getting help, though.


better stay out of trouble, cat

we must fix this!
those jews get away with too much!


how'd you like RE7?
now that you've beaten it.

Oh my GOD MY SIDES!

pretty freakin' great.

ooh. owch.


well that's good~

Including mass suicide at austwitcz!


I know right?
Thousands of dollars, GONE, to that one man.
Fucking hilarious.
All because of his bigotry.

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people trust the media too much these days.

at least the libs have learned a healthy fear of the government, even it is founded in misinformation.

I just love the fact that they literally gave obama incomprehensible power, and they're freaking out because they've done that now that Trump has that power.
Someone on the OPPOSITE side of politics.

oh, no, spoilers will be sectioned off! it's… its almost done!

you gonna head to bed soon?


yessir

Anyone here remember the glorious day that Gawker filed for bankruptcy?

Kek, no, I slept till 6:30pm accidentally.
I'll be here all night.

oh baby

mm.
yeah. we fucking told them to to do it too.
as much as I like trump, it's fucking terrifying how much power he has.


bleh.


I had a webm for this. but it seems to have gone missing.

never mind here it is.

go get something to eat, rose gold

Mhmm.
Its 7pm now just so you know.


That is exactly why I'm glad hillary didn't win.
Cause at least trump doesn't want war, and is doing everything he can for trade and economy and the people.
and not go nuclear with russia


Kek~
Nice

turn 360 degrees and walk away

i forgot you were ahead of me by tons of hours…. ooops

ok…


yeah. hopefully our tarnished relations with some of the european countries resolves for the better. they may be pussies, but they do have power.

Straya!
FUCK YEAH!


Pls, germany has no power anymore.
that's why they're in so much trouble now.
With Brexit, and the influx of rapists and terrorists has brought them to their knees.

Trumps America is about to say jump, and they'll moan about it, but eventually will be forced to jump.

Because when it comes down to it, europe sucks without america's power behind it.

chicken and dumplings.


and when it comes down to it, at least our streets aren't littered with "syrian" refugees

more like fuck no, you've guys got spiders the size of houses down there… and kangaroos


that what you havin?

jfc I know I've heard this song somewhere…
can't say where it's from though.


yep. it's got some cream in it, but I can cheat on my diet a bit.

okay but just this once

Lol, I know right?


Yup

ew get outta here you creepy spider

I fucking hate that thing.
It's fucking huge.
can give you an actual proper hug.
fucking hell…

thanks doggo. you're a babe.


most of them aren't even syrian.
and flee to germany because they know they'll just get free shit if they do.

you say that about every dog


there's a reason they're called HUNTSMAN spiders…

Basically.
Like, the ability to freely rape european women, cause they legitimately don't get charged with it.

it certainly feels that way.


just another real women's issue feminists won't pick up on, because they don't stand to benefit directly from helping.

Don't I know it.
Too true D:


there's no money in helping Rose, only in lying to take government funding at the direct expense of other people.

lmao. that woman.
yeah, the struggle for her to get out of her scooter.

wow i cant believe you know dogs other than me


dont let them get ya

socks counts as a dog right?
he certainly growls at me a lot.

You said the exact same thing the last time I posted it hahaha, but it's so true :P

I responded with 'I just wanna know which butt she uses to sit on'


I feel kinda bad tbh, cause they terrify me so much on an instinctual level, but like, they legitimately can't hurt me, only scare me.
If I want one dead, it dies, there is literally absolutely nothing it can do.
It's just dead…

I dunno, just, killing something for the sake of discomfort that has no ability to defend or protect itself against me seems awfully wrong.

For food, or resourcesbone, leather, wool, etc), or self defense/defense of others, no worries.
but just cause of my own discomfort?
just seems fucked.

she looks like she's struggling just to breathe.

kek. yeah. I remember that.


look at her though. she can't even wear proper pants!

yea he's certainly a lil growler


oh, yea, when you think about it like that it's pretty fucked. But, you know, we are the most evolved thing on the planet that we know of, I think we've earned the right to kill spiders out of discomfort…

i try not to do it honestly. I like keeping them around.

youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk
youtube.com/watch?v=WXf2qY3uP-E

Good times~
:3


I think that we are so evolved is the reason we don't have that right tbh, because we're able to within reason, differentiate from right and wrong.

many thanks kind user.

when XXXL is skin tight, it's time for a diet.

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he is dog sock.
bjork.


indeedy

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interesting perspective

my review is done, if you want to read it


yes i agree


bjork is a singer

Sure~

sent!

and the sound a dog makes.
like french eggs.

bark bark

This reminds me, you've probably already seen them all, but some of the RE speed runs are pretty cool
youtube.com/watch?v=Y44_YwkbKzA

Reading now btw

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Yea, I love em. Carc is so entertaining. People already speedrunning RE7 under 2 hours or so, I love it!


i miss gabe

his legacy will live on.
the legacy of gabe.

Already?
Seriously?

One of the speed runs I'm most impressed with is factorio, it took me over I think 12 hours at last count to get to the end, and there are people doing it in under 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=IL-kB3gdVIs

I do so love factorio haha.

i want a legacy like gabes


yea well, its on easy with new game plus goodies, so it's not that crazy. I'm waiting for someone to speedrun on the hardest difficulty, now that'd be entertaining…

speedrunners are nuts, man.

Yeah, who thought breaking a game could be so much fun~
Do you ever catch the charity speed run streams?

youtube.com/user/SpeedDemosArchiveSDA

post your face here and people will make countless edits of it!

I've seen it happen!

pls no


yea occasionally, but i dont find them fun to watch because everyone is awkward and probably smelly

LOL, your right on a lot of them.
the duke 3d one was pretty decent though.

As are some of the halo ones.

that's a legacy though!

gaben pls

Get ready to bite your tongue off on this one laddies

my face is too pretty to show here


halo… more like gaylo AHAH

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Cool, thanks~

How're you?

this is true
but what's the point of having a pretty face if you're not sharing its beauty with the world?

ill share it with people i want to show it to

halo 4 and 5 definitely.
6 too witohut question.
the games before that though were great.

agreed! timeless classics

heheh. alright.

Do you play a bit of everything?
Or are you mostly into certain genre's or titles of games?

this music is making me too nostalgic.
now I wanna play the sims.

Are you about Ruby?

Why not do so?

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I might tomorrow. I'm not so confident I can get it to run on the computer I use in bed.

Happy straya day~


ah true, true.

dropjiffy.com/f/LMTDOSVO
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sims shopping music man.
makes me want to lock one in a small room full of rugs and firework launchers.

hahahahahaha, I know the feeling

torture is for sims.

did u hve a g1?


zipbomb?

And prisoners of guantanamo bay.
the place obama failed to close.

implying he tried, and not just said he would.

I like filling a house with sims, and killing them off one by one until there's only one survivor.

True, my bad.
He said he would with no intention of ever actually doing it.

we don't gotta wory about obongo anymore!
haha!

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Half his legacy is already dismantled by Trump.
Thank fuck

pfff

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Good morning.

goback2bed

No way, you're not my mom. *unfolds their sox*

My school is so intresting, im not even able to doodle

I fell asleep watching movies again..

youre a growing boy you need your rest
fold those socks back up this instant

that was some weird ass chest pain
felt like choking on a handful of panadol .-.

5

I like your doodles you big noodle

G'day skits, how's it going?


Anxiety sucks.
So does heart burn, but from what you've said anxiety.

You ok?

*slaps the tendies out of your hands*

*delets your gbp*

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I'm good. I don't a weird nightmarish dream that woke me up. Hbu?

I dun fucked up and slept till 6:30pm.
now I'm gonig to be awake forever and I have work tomorrow.

i-it was a prank … b-bro

its not anxiety
..unless its materialized as death

uh huh.
now that you up again it time to go back to sleep

LOL
How'd you manage to do that tho

Man I don't even know, I went for a nap at ~ 1;30pm and woke at 4:30pm thought I'd get up, next thing I know its 6:30pm.

if you sleep for more than two hours it doesn't count as a nap anymore

No :(

it's your fault

90 minutes Is the accepted limit, because of rem periods.

less you don't feel rested, more you're groggy as fuck.

yes exactly, so why did you do this to yourself?

Ya i been a bad poni, are u going to punish me? Get the horse tranquilizer I been a bad poni somebody needs to put me in the zoo!

I dunno man, I'll just, I dunno… fuck it and live best I can tomorrow.

Woooooooo I'm suck a bad poni woop woop

goodbye


goodluck

Such*

Kek, thanks.

How're you going?


2L8

its nvr 2l8

No it's not..
I think I'm going to watch more Netflix movies…

It is too late to apologize though

Have fun Skittles~


It's TOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE~

ayyy rapi Im doing a tea challenge for the rest of the week thats all im partaking in

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LIBER-TEA ? ?

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The true patriot.

This place is ded jim

:3


as a door spider.

lol ^:3 omg that picture. Mcdonalds is getting to mimi for me

They're not the only ones

These mimies, I wonder how ogrerate gets them

Could be better could be worse. Muh life

Every time I find a reason to give up, something comes up to show me the way.. ITS SNOWING

Could be even worse, You could have my life.

No idea

I bet its anonymous image boards!

IT'S MY LIFE, IT'S NO OR NEVER.
I AIN'T GUNNA LIVE FOREVER
I JUST WANNA LIVE WHILE I'M ALIVE
IT'S, MY, LIFE!

Monoe is a cute

I doubt you could last a day being me

Don't be petty, either of you.
It's moronic to argue this shit.

I can feel the patriotism coming from you it may be your dubs but I feel I shall rest easy knowing I choose Or

I could last 2 days

But I thought you liked being petty ^:3

With your petty concerns about fashion

Medic!

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Kek


Do I ?

Idk lel do you?

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When does the yearly mlpanniversary thing start, where they play all the episodes?

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Im not sure Satan but wouldnt that take like a month to air?

Three days of not stop mlp oh boi

You see I was going to post this Playstation but for some reason it doesnt let me post her.

Cant resizes picture

what about the PS?

IS MY COMPUTER TELLING ME GODDESS FORM IS ONLY FORM?!

Thank Cuckmonkey.

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Nah, I may have jokingly said similar stuff in the past, but saying sincerely 'I bet I have it worse than you' is truly idiotic.
Turning shit situations into a competition outlines your situation isn't actually all that shitty at all.

Thank on mr skeltal


==IRON WILL IS NOT A MONSTER HES A MINOTAUR==!

tfw user cant red text

g00d snek.

You ever try opening a bag that someone closed with a rubber band and it's all tight so you try and pull it and it just breaks and shoots into your eye? That really hurts.

wut

This isn't Boj Jovi lyrics wtf Raptor

At least link the original

youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw

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That's fake tho. the one i linked is original

Dont go snooping and rubber wont be shooting


youtu.be/NT0rSNxdw94?t=101

im not a snooper

lal Your a dog m8

i was just trying to open this bag of corn tortillas someone closed really tight with a rubberband. I don't know what the point of closing it so tight is but they did it and the only way to open it was to break it, stupid thing just shot right into my eye when I did.. bleh, what a way to start your morning

THE WORSE KIND OF DOG, I bet it was the last bit of chips too

… I'm not the WORST
There's still some left..

Then this is… wait.. How many are left?
I SWEAR IF YOU LEFT TWO CHIPS IN THE BAG AGAIN!

where in the hell is RK

I'm gunna go try and find some sleep.
Catch you guys later.

Has any of your GFs ever compared your dik size to any of her exes? My last GF did that out of nowhere with me and I was like wtf, she told me I was an inch bigger than her last but not the biggest so I told her "well yeah you aren't the biggest I had either" and she just looked at me like wtf so I'm like you see? you don't like it when they tell you that so why would you tell me that? you have a small dik btw and she shoved to the wall, left and never saw her again

Goodnight


I think he last said he was at a mental hospital

nope there's like 15 left

tbh that's a reason to break up.
tbh the more guys someones been with the less likely I am to want to be with them.


Night skittles

you're all a bunch of faggots too btw.

KEK

Oh…seriously?

nini


^:3 Are you trying to find common ground?

I want to get excited but I feel theyve been licked and I cant get any if they wasn't.


nu u

you bet~

yeah, according to them


solong


I don't understand what you mean…

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Look man all I want are some tortilla chips

that really dunkin's my donuts user.


you can go ahead and post as much panty as you got boi.

Didn't i send you to bed?

I gave you 4 hours man. any more and I'd be braindead talking to you rn.

or, you know. more braindeader

Ill give you a star for that small loan of a million bucks

It's not much. Few reaction faces and a few maymays off of the æncyclopedia.

What's Tirk's name irl?

You actually got enough sleep from that? :o


Bög

either way, it'll go good in my folder. thank you very much smug.


lmao. who is this? xDD

PSHHH
u can have sum

nah. it's just my brain gets fucky if I don't have much awake time between naps.

I used to get all fucked up doing that when I was depressed af a few years back. I'd just about nap the whole day away.

Idk :3


of? I need at least 2+3

dang. I need at least 10 hours to be properly rested

u just freaking asked me you wanted tortilla
CHIPS!

WTF!!

pls

i gotchu fam

:3?
or ^:3?


do you get any days off mayne?

The sum of chips equals?


or

Alright, it's Tik


Weekends and holidays. Otherwise it's super busy

many thanks.
it looks like there's quite a few facial expressions I missed while watching the show.


oar*
you know, like, row row fight the powa

I'm not the sharpest pony in the shed.

At least you don't have a trashcan in your trunk

she was lookin kinda dumb
with her hoof…………………
in the shape
of an L
on her forehead

That's where I keep the bodies

I see.


saaaame. my dude!

So that was you that just passed our house


You sure do have a smash mouth

ur next

But its not Wednesday.

I cant wait for this game

lol

oh my god. this looks fucking amazing!

its coming to pc and xbox too

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get

amazing.
makes me want to play ace combat five.


checked

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what's so dangerous about it?

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today was a very educational day in school, look at all my notes

Going to Detroit

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Detroit is pretty cool these days

hello

Whats a Detroit?

kek

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its a cat.. using a computer.. im so clever

*gives u a gold star sticker*


ur giving me azi and smitty hybrid vibes with your posts user

TopSmart

wose is a goodboy.

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rude

socks aint cool

gay

.>>6676090
so r

Morning, Holla Forumsread!

Wonder what even happened to Azzy…

how

but they're both cool ppl in my book..


I don't get what that thing really is
is it like a fleshlight kek


he probably got tired of us tbh

its a fleshlight, pulled over a foot

heyy

i think he posts here anonymously sometimes


your book sucks

Ohkay…

yes

Heyyyyy~

If only he'd put his trip back on…

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This place sucks

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yo, smitty. you here?

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Ugu desu desu desu~

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ugh stupid. delet

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who r u

test

u tell me first

Desu~?

why can't I post pix?

D
E

idunno, that yellow horse with the microphone reminded me of discord but now I think maybe you're iap?

Kawaii~

Yes.

that was a clever ruse to throw you off my path. you got me tho

you use krita right?
is there any way to set up a keyboard shortcut that switched your pen mode to eraser?

this shit has been pissing me off for a while now.

Le randum comment. Silly face horse

GRRR How am I supposed to cute animol post?
I can even post pix
grr

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y u do dis
what's up? did you go to bed when you said bbl?

Hi azzy

Suugoi~

Which version are you using?

use ouroboros hon.
exodus is dead.

Is it not working on your phone? what are you using? maybe try refreshing or something, that keeps happening on my phone yesterday, really sucked

the latest. just installed yesterday.


AKU!

I like exodus tho!

Grr fine.

I'm using a Samsung s6

y not
yes. back now
doe so close i can almost taste that estrus

good boy~

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never mind. turns out it was E.
lol.

Grr.. is there a way to make images not appear?
I don't wanna have pones on my phone

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Cause it's confusing. Neat.
That's a really cool looking place.. Just have deer wandering around in the snow.. wow
*hack*

!!!
Thanks wose!!

and unlike exodus, clicking on thumbnails actually displays the image.

You just click on "Select/drop/paste files here" and add your pics from your computer ;^)

Woah!

I'm gonna use this from now on!

that's exactly why i do it tho
i wish i had a net launching gun or something so i could capture one. there are a bunch out their and the little bucks are fighting, it's cute.
did you watch movies?

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there

yep yep.

Thanks for tellin me bout that, wosie!

can I set my name it be default on this?

After you said BBL? Yeah, I watched Europa and then put on some movie called listening but I fell asleep and then woke up at 5am.. then fell asleep again and woke up at 7am.. then made breakfast and started playing WoT and now I'm just posting here and lurking some forums… what have you been up to?

Ayyy nigga what's good!

nice, i think i have both of those on my list. i slept and woke up, pretty exciting stuff. any plans today?

What are some common phrases you still never understood?
I'll start/

Hump day

it'll be in settings as well.

because wednesday is in the middle of the week, like a hump is in the middle of a camel or wahtever

Wose is so knowledgeable~

rbdynf

Psshhhh lol
No, not really.
Nothings going on tbh
I'll probably just clean my room some more in a while so I can make it more comfy to watch movies later.. I need to find more things to watch or something
also I'd like to move my speakers away from the door and closer to the other side of the room so nobody can hear the movies I'm watching.. like Listening and the random loud noises that movie made..
I really liked trollhunter that was an awesome movie tbh
that last troll lel
I never knew norway has trolls, why would they keep them a secret? I want to go see them


Why did Geico make such a big deal about hump days..

good morning tiny friends!

TAPEWORMS EATING YOUR DOG!

niggers tongue my anus

just common sense really.

Sometimes you drink the milk
Sometimes the milk drinks you

Nice, and yeah you got it

*gives them a milkbone*

People still have that? Common sense? I thought that shit went extinct.

ayyyy!


hello skitty!

I don't think common sense is a thing that actually exist..

there's a lot to watch if you expand your horizons a little bit.
a second option would be to install baffling on all open wallspace to provide some sonic insulation. or you could wear headphones but fuk that. yeah it is pretty cool, maybe we will go for a trollhunt after our icelandic voyage.
so you are doing nothing tonight? not that you would know it always seems to be last minute

because it was a funny add, that is pretty much the only reason, and you remember it so it is pretty effective marketing.

Hello

Take my compliment!

You've gained +5 rep with the dog race

you scootin bro?

What's a scootin bro?

sorry mayne.
I realized it was filed under settings. lol.

that's where you're wrong fuckbois.


noooooo!

ad
fuc

It's certainly a rarity outside of Red zones.

scootin the moot?

yeah i kinda started doing that when i tried watching trollhunter and Europa report. I didn't like Europa report that much tbh, it was kind of weird.
Have you seen it? I was about to mention the ending and I'm not sure I wana spoiler it then I'd feel like a douche.. but it's not that great tbh.. wouldn't recommend.. it's long and uneventful and full of jump scare sudden screeching white noise and bright flashing lights at almost every climatic event
yeah I do want to get headphones, wireless ones maybe.. I had some but I can't find them
I would totally go troll hunting with u, im not scared of them, the movie showed me how to kill them. all we need are really bright LED flashlights
you got it.. nothing planned, I'll just roll with whatever comes at the last minute like usual..
do you have anything planned?

Well.. you're cute
take that compliment !
hah!

wowza. she's fucking hot af dude.

anywho. what do you mean red zones? I don't think fucking commies have much sense.

its gud

Do you believe in societies lies? Its not common sense if everyone has to be told its common sense.

no. u.


I don't see what you mean.
common sense is 100% intuition.

No nigga the commies are in the blue this time!

nah i haven't, but i might not see it the only reason i was gonna watch is if together. but based on your description im kinda glad i missed it. yeah you'd have to use bluetooth headphones so you could watch from couch or bed.
yeah it really seems like a piece of cake, i have some intense lights already but we could fashion some truly powerful ones. there's one, piece of cake. why if something is easy can it be called a piece of cake?
what do you think? im surrounded by thousands of acres of frozen woodlands and the bears are hibernating and the deer are skittish so no one is coming by for a visit. i might take a pill and get drunk tho.

heck u got me

it's better fucking dead than red dude.
I'm not conceding anything to those commie bastards.


truth!

Ya well uh.. I like your personality a heckin lot!

That is very objective.

:/ rest in borks

bork bork

Sleep well pupper, you will be missed

sleep well pupper, you will be missed.

But Republicans are colored in red. ;-;

one day we must all sleep the sleep of pupper

I know…

):

So the commies are blue, probably because they lost.

kek!


:3

Ohk am going to a class that I gotta pay attention to.

Cya wose and everyone else

stay safe.
pay attention!

By

Hmm, I don't feel like shitposting today..

I see, nah don't watch it, it sucked tbh. My PC doesn't have bluetooth capabilities and neither does the TV which apparently can play sound through it from my PC via its connection with HDMI from the PCs GPU which was totally unexpected to me. I'm not sure, it's an odd saying now that I think about it.. I'm not sure what to think lel, about what? All that sounds really peaceful tho. If I were in that situation I'd be tempted to go full ARK mode and just start building a makeshift shelter and and tools and then try to trap deer and find where the bears are hiding so I can steal their honey. You're going to take those pills again? I bet they're going to make you like you were yesterday again..

then don't.

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*Exits facilities*

see ya

*Never returns*

posting here is like rocket appliances, it can be too much for sum ppl, we understand

whats wrong? maybe i can help

not an option soldier.

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you can get a usb dongle or something that will let you do bluetooth if you want. that sounds like a lot of effort and it is wet out there, but maybe if i had someone to do it with it would be an activity worth considering, wearing mountainman outfits and racoon hats, setting traps and drinking whiskey by the fire. nature and stuff. i said maybe, and no it won't i was just catatonic last night from sheer exhaustion. i really like those pills eff you

I just need to do somethings and funposting isnt helping.

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fucking seals!

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… it's cause most of the time when I hear ppl say that I get the impression they're saying that because they feel shitposting here is getting in the way of more important things and arguing otherwise would be similar to trying to get you to hang yourself or something. I don't know what's going on though.. How could I help you?


kek, yes pls
I love those racoon hats, wouldn't wear one here though, friend has a real one I was playing with the other day. Catatonic, I have never heard this before. Interesting. Fug ya I love fires and drinking around them, I do that occasionally with people, then i end up coming home and everyone's complaining how much i smell of burned mesquite kek, but it's a good smell so w/e right?
how coarse WOW
just
JUST
wow

picture of Rarity looking blankly over your shoulder

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^:3


I need to make the drone.
ITS TIME.

going clubbing holds a completely different meaning up north.

It sure does.

LMAO xDD
smh tbh famelion.

? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?
? ? t-the drone? ?
? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?
? ? ?
?
? ?

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yes it really is and im still waiting for my mesquite shipment, the heck
probably the only fire where i would stand in front of the smoke on purpose
wat r u gonna do about it fgt?

you look into the hall and see blewberry walking to you

how intimidated does he make you feel?

Ive made the designs, bought the components, and have the software. I just need to print it then put it together. But everytime, I get distracted by life. Not really the thread tbh

id poo my diaper tbh

do it fgt
so you can show it off to us, i know i'll be jelly

i am a terrifying force of pure shitpost

You're really getting some? neat
I don't go out of my way to stand in the smoke but when you sit around a fire, the winds always changing direction, it's like I always get up and move and then seconds later the wind changes and it blows the smoke right at me so I move to the other side and by the time I know it it changed and the smokes right on me again..
…nothing

But I ain't lion!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm smoked skitty

mm. no.
stop.

maybe u should try phone posting like I do
I post here from all over the place when im doing things except for when im around a lot of people, or I still do if I rather talk to someone here then the irl ppl around me
im cooking right now and you're not distracting me much

yeah as soon as you drive it up here. it's taking forever though i want a refund to go along with the sixty thousand in woop fines. i know exactly what you mean, and it always happens to me as well, what with this would i will do the opposite and seek the smoke out. want to season my clothing with it. protip if you say "i hate white rabbits" while the smoke is blowing at you it will stop.
that's what i thought

holy shit
but with this wood

Reminder
This nigger sits naked in front of his computer most of the time when he posts here

No you cant stop rocking to the bang bang boogie say up jump to boogie to the rhythm of the booggity beat!

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I'm jelly of my future self.


This sounds nice, but i dont think it works well on a flip phone. the kewl factor is starting to take its toll

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heh

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oh baby a triple

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Ooooh I quite like the fountain one. Post moar like dis!

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I just need some new material for making your edits you STD's riddled faggot

are you here from 1995?


I was eating u fugin douche kek


LOL I'll totally tak- wait, so I have to take you the wood, pay you how much it's worth plus the wood and 60k in woop fines? I'm not sure I'm looking forward to this so much anymore…

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as discussed i am open to coming to some sort of agreement, i don't need a suitcase full of cash or something
what did you cook

Scoot scoot i got two knives!


Learn to work with what youve got. Some of these are just lazy. Step up your game and then I'll consider getting you some new pictures. At the moment your efforts are barely amusing enough for me to continue to humor you.

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homosexuals cant handle two knives
post it already you pussy
weren't you supposed to be a fearless shitposter?
come on you have to step it up not me.

That sounds pretty terrific

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You'll get your pic when the time comes. You're not going to goad me into doing something silly. Well, no more silly than usual anyhow. You still havent done anything with the last pic I gave you of me in the pony diaper. How can I continue to reward such an ungrateful person?


Its good times all around!


This one got a giggle m8

who is sixth guy at the end? i always see his face aswell as travis

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Heya Reecers!

it was disgusting I didn't saved it.

Now that's not very nice. Come now, you enjoy pictures like these


whats wrong with my cute pony diapers? Do you not LIKE cute diapers? Why or why not?

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hey

how are you today?

who is it doe?

I'm immune to diaperposting
it's just that you are a disgusting homosexual that should be turned into a lamp shade and soap

you will have to ask discordio for that

Then why dont you post the pic if you're so immune? You ask for pics, I give them to you, and you refuse to post them. It hurts my feelings, user, it really does.

I explicitly asked for pictures of your face

the word you want is "specifically" not explicitly.

I wonder what kind of agreement could be done
I just made chopped chicken and some aroz.. nothing special..
Why is time going by so fast jfc it felt like just 10am a moment ago

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I'm sure we can think of something
nice, yeah time flies i guess. want to see a floor i made out of shotgun shells?

*giggles*

Where did you got that picture of me? hmm

*yawns* *farts*

lol wut
yes

sweet Reece posted it for the Holla Forumsread.

lol

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"The chickuns, Dahnald. You must arise the chikuns in my favor"

okay

bork

dude… that's sick
was that your idea? did you collect all the shells yourself for that? that's the coolest bathroom I've seen, is that a bathroom? im not sure, it looks like one, it kind of has a rad steampunk vibe and I recognize that yellow can lol

Just checking in ive made the bus and am on me way to work.
Im strangely nit so tired so im assuminh despite it being disjointed i did in fact get eniugh sleep

that's a fancy sink for some one that has a cartilaginous skeleton

kick ass! have fun at work Rappy~!

finally a good battle with spg

He's a shark?

yeah. i shot all of them, then had to heat each one up on a hotplate and pull the caps off. there are like two thousand so it took awhile. i shoot a lot of clay pigeons btw

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aha
you are here, in stealth mode

how much damage did you cause?


That's really cool, for real. You're a cool guy into some cool stuff kek
No way you did that all manually, really? Seems doing 200 or so would already become a mind numbing task.


LMFAO
JUST

KAK

1846. not that much, but enough for a T7 SPG in a T9 game

i did it while i was at the office so it was better than doing undistributed revenue or something. yeah, i didn't pour the stuff on top of it but everything else yep

I was playing on my German SP I C scout earlier and rage quit because it frustrated me that the teams I was on kept losing.. and even more so frustrating that I was getting 2-3 kills in my freaking scout tank while all the other bigger tanks weren't doing jack shit.

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I just realized I haven't made a single thought all day.

thinking is dangerous

kek, how productive
im going to make coffee, didn't realize it was already three.. it's almost 4 actually..

me neither. isn't it great?

yeah i guess. i haven't gone to the office in what feels like a year so i don't feel that productive.
shall i have a coffee as well?


i appreciate that you said "me neither," all too often i hear "me either" in similar circumstances and it drives me crazy

I get what you mean.
when people tell me that they could care less, it drives me up the wall. it's couldn't, for fuck's sake!

or when they type could of when they mean could've
just kill me now

pretty sure I'm guilty of that. sorry mank.

I don't know, depends on how coffee makes you feel. I just like the waay it tastes tbh
maybe?
what do you add to yours? I just add a regular powder creamer and a bit of milk and like a teaspoon of honey or less
now I'm wondering of I ever say me either but i can't remember

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itt we wait for

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i have one of those nespresso things and i pick the strongest cup i can find and make a triple ristretto and it gets me hype. the flavour it pretty okay though it's growing on me. i don't put anything in it
you have never said that except in the appropriate fashion

this thread might actually be there for it so yes, let's wait

i drew that cat today in school, as a cat

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Those were are all words I don't understand.

noice

no ice? but i like ice

Dude Jews.

neither do i but that is what the things are called.
nespresso.com/us/en/pixie-machines-range
nespresso.com/us/en/order/capsules/original/professional-ristretto

i switched it up and went with kazaar today and it's a little bitter but delicious all the same.
nespresso.com/us/en/order/capsules/original/kazaar

I'm saying it's not cool.
what you have there is fuego, man!


did you know the holocaust never happened?

so im not cool for you and shall go in the oven?

the riff used in sealed with a kiss is so fun to play. like, holy shit.

can i hear

I haven't practiced music for months.
I can probably only play seven nation army now.

jew know it.

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kek this little tank can really wreck others heavies…

But it needs to! Soviets starving and civil war P.O.W.s are nothing new.

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youtube.com/watch?v=3AxFY51fDcM

it's easiest to hear in this version, and just about starts right off the bat.


shit. well, pick up whatever instrument you play and practice mang.


next you're going to tell me that trump isn't a hillary plant, and that 911 wasn't an inside job.

i meant hear you play it but this is fine too, very nice. i need to get a string instrument.

ah, nah brah. I'm not good. it's still all disjointed. I only played it fluidly like, once…

they're fun to play once you've learned a few scales.

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trump isn't a hillary plant, and 911 wasn't an inside job.

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Looks fancy, never tried one I think. Is the machine hard or annoying to maintain?

are you playing on a ukulele?
im sure they are, i don't know anything about guitar but i can play the opening bit to wish you were here pretty well
youtu.be/IXdNnw99-Ic?t=40s

But osama bin laden is alive and leading ISIS while being funded by obama right?

hey its FF8!

nah, you poor water in the back when it needs some, put a cup in and press a button, that's it. only reasons why i drink the stuff are because it's so easy and it looks pretty and has neat names. should i go to tampa next thursday?

the opening to wish you were here isn't really that hard. but it does sound complicated. and nice as all fuck.

nah, I have a guitar too. I trade back and forth between the two depending on what I feel like playing.

It doesn't matter, Drumpfy will never be president.

my fave scene too

Stress levels are a bit down after another talk with my research advisor. How's everyone?

I always feel like I'm going to cut my fingers open when I do slides. they kinda hurt.


I am fine!

yeah it's pretty easy, that's the only reason i can do it. i had a friend once who could play the solo to hearbreaker perfectly. it was mind boggling.

Get your head examined.

i have done so a number of times

by pat benatar right?
jfc I can only imagine. now that really is complicated as fuck.

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Oh, I guess it's a little more simple than I thought. It came off as some elaborate machine that ground coffee beans and stuff so I was curious.
I think I heard you talking about that trip for some time now. I don't know, do you want to go? If yes then why not.

im doin good, makin a caesar salad for dinner. Glad youre not stressing as much!


I got my head chickuned

That is excellent. But I nonetheless recommend a healthy daily dosage of catgirls. Just in case…

this one actually, you have to have fast fingers
youtube.com/watch?v=5-MTzaJ-1Aw


this is a different trip, i would go to watch the super bowl with some people and take the new boat for sea trials. i don't really want to go

Did you mean catboys?

not cat boys?


holy shit.

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Sorry, slip of the finger. I did indeed mean catboys.

saved

My dad once invited me to go to one of those but I was (((less than ecstatic))) about the trip. I've never been a football guy, it just seems like a painfully boring sport to me like soccer. I once told my dad while on route to a big end of the year baseball game event that I wanted to play tennis, he glared at me for a few seconds, turned to look at the road and then quickly turned to glare at me again and I just shrugged. He finally said "only FAGGOTS play TENNIS, what are you? A PUSSY?!"

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I'm feeling defiant today!

if you aren't emotionally invested in one of the teams it can be super boring. i think it is more exciting than soccer though despite the massive amount of commercial time. one way to get invested without liking a particular team is to place bets on the outcome, you'll be on the edge of your seat.
the heck is wrong with tennis? i play it pretty much all summer. why is your dad like that?

Ken Ashcorp is like candy for the ears~

why is she so perfect

touch fluffy tail is the only one worth listening to.

I think he's in a relationship with my favorite artist, so I'm insanely jelly of him tbh.